What kind of Journey to the West is this?

Xue Shier saw An Yanxia's constipated expression and glared at her, "I can transform more perfectly than you!"

Well, Xue Shier has magical powers like good fortune, so how could he not have considered growing a human tongue.

"Then lick it, but remember to be gentle, I'm afraid of pain..."

“Wooooooaaaaa…”

The little girl pouted her lips and took a suck. She licked it a few times and then made a sticky smacking sound.

I licked it for a while, as if I couldn't stop.

Others are people who attract cats, while Xue Shier is the cat who attracts people, which is the opposite of Tiangang.

Yanxia felt something was wrong. She felt that this was not licking the wound, but more like the dog next door raising its legs to urinate on the tree roots, declaring its sovereignty over other cats and dogs.

"What are you doing..."

With a smack, Xue Shi'er let go of Yan Xia's arm, wiped his mouth and said, "Taoist, you've gained weight!"

"......"

An Yanxia couldn't get any information, so she picked up a silk cloth and wiped the saliva off her arm.

"The Wenshu Monastery is almost finished being repaired. Did those five monsters from Wuhe Mountain come with you? It's a good time to have them move in first."

Xue Shier has been super sensitive lately and asked, "Why didn't I move in first?"

Snapped!

Yan Xia smacked the cat on the head with a knife and said mercilessly, "You are the guardian deity of the temple. We have already burned incense and stained your body. You don't need to come in."

Snow Lion was quite happy after being hit, and kept saying "So that's it" several times.

"Golden Hedgehog and White Fairy are here, but the rest are busy with the Wuhe Mountain Academy and haven't come yet."

Yan Xia nodded slightly and said, "Let's ask them to stay at Wenshu Temple first. When they come to Cangzhou City again, let them stay at Wenshu Temple. Otherwise, all the monsters will come to Qing'anju, and our house will soon become a Shangqing Taoist temple."

"Come with me later to try out the golden hedgehog. I'm quite optimistic about him."

Yan Xia, however, regarded the golden hedgehog as the one who could inherit Xiong Fengxian's legacy.

Most of the monsters in the mountains and countryside have a few medical skills. For example, cows and sheep all know to eat the corresponding herbs when they are sick.

Of these, rabbits and hedgehogs are the most proficient in medicine. Like Shennong, rabbits are adept at chewing herbs to heal themselves. Hence the legend of the "Moon Rabbit Pounding Medicine."

The hedgehog has sharp spines all over its body and is good at acupuncture. It is revered as the "Bai Family Immortal" and the "Medical Family Immortal" by the shamans in the Northeast region.

"That golden hedgehog is a demon who achieved enlightenment by visualizing Fang Ritu. He has a strong affinity with doctors. He even developed his own set of medical skills. He is much wiser than the two guys in Old Man Bear's pharmacy."

Yan Xia pondered, "But whether I can accept him as a disciple depends on his character."

Snow Lion heard this and asked in confusion, "Are you going to test the hedgehog? He's quite timid, I'm afraid you'll scare him."

"If jade is not polished, it will become nothing. I want him to overcome this stubborn heart."

Yanxia received a witch book from Xiong Fengxian, this is because.

She then went to enlighten the golden hedgehog and made him become Xiong Fengxian's disciple. This was the result.

If there is a cause but no effect, then someday, as fate would have it, the consequences will fall on Yanxia. Whether it will be good or bad, it will not be up to Yanxia to decide.

Xue Shi'er had been a deity in the temple for a long time and had seen many people who refused to change their ways. He whispered, "I think it's difficult. The landscape can change, but human nature cannot."

Yan Xia smiled and said, "Just wait and see what I can do."

"Educate, educate! Isn't it for the purpose of educating that I set up the academy in Wuhe Mountain? If I can't even educate the monsters at home, how can I educate the wild and unruly monsters in the mountains? Don't you agree, Snow Lion?"

Seeing the smile in Yanxia's eyes, Xue Shier realized that the so-called "monster in the house" was not referring to the golden hedgehog, and said angrily: "I don't want to pay attention to you!"

Donghuang Suddenly Receives Jade Talisman: Chapter 143 [An Yanxia's First Test of the Golden Hedgehog]

Cangzhou City, Manjusri Temple.

Sunset is approaching, and birds are flying back in the evening mist.

The sound of horse hooves could be heard. Yanxia, sitting in the carriage, rolled up the curtains and saw that the vermilion lacquer temple door was closed.

"When this temple is completed, we should choose an auspicious day to offer our respects to the gods and thank the earth."

Yanxia was thinking about offering a sacrifice, not out of respect for gods or anything like that, but mainly out of folk custom: when moving into a new house, one always has to burn incense to pray for a good omen.

Xue Shier suggested, "Why not wait until the academy in Wuhe Mountain is completed and then do it together? I'm not in a hurry anyway."

She seemed to be indifferent, but she cared more than anyone else and had already arranged everything.

Yan Xia smiled and said, "Then let's follow Xue Shi'er's suggestion. Let's get off the car and try the golden hedgehog."

As soon as the words fell, the two men leaned over and left the carriage.

Xue Shier found an inconspicuous corner and chanted the transformation spell.

A cloud of smoke enveloped them, and both of them turned into fingernail-sized cicadas, buzzing and squeaking as they flew towards the temple.

The Manjusri Temple has three courtyards. After passing the temple gate is the Heavenly King Hall.

The mighty Heavenly King was stepping on two little devils, one with ears as big as a palm-leaf fan and the other with eyes as bulging as a hyperthyroid.

They were actually two little ghosts named Guangmutian and Vaisravana. The Buddha statue was dirty, and they were also endowed with spirituality.

Two little bugs flew in, and the two little ghosts knew what was coming and opened their eyes.

The little ghost on the left complained: "You blind little thief, why don't you let us rest when it's dark?"

The little ghost on the right cursed: "You stupid idiot, don't you even see who that little bug is?"

"Hey! Isn't this the Heavenly Official or the Dharma Master? How come you're entering our own place and sneaking around like this?"

"How should I know? Ask less, inquire less, and make fewer mistakes."

These two little ghosts were secretly making trouble, but they didn't alarm Yanxia and Xueshier, but they attracted Baixian and Golden Hedgehog.

Bai Xian crawled zigzagging on the ground, looking around and asking curiously, "What was that noise just now?"

The golden hedgehog followed Bai Xian and muttered, "Bai Xian'er, when will you pay me back the three hundred coins you owe me?"

Bai Xian's head ached when he heard this. The hedgehog had been mumbling about his three hundred coins for several days...

It’s not time to pay back this debt!

The golden hedgehog complained, "I've been begging for food these past few days and haven't dared to transform and buy food from other people's stalls. I really want to eat those big meat buns."

Bai Xian: "...I'll return it to you next month. Enough talk, I'm going to go to the Manjusri Bodhisattva Hall first and light another stick of incense."

"Baixian, you are such a good monster."

The golden hedgehog was delighted, a smile spreading across his face. He looked around and saw the Bodhisattva Skanda enshrined in the Heavenly King Hall. He muttered, "It's good here. It's safe here. I can sleep well here."

As a little demon, he didn't dare to venture into the palace of Manjusri Bodhisattva, but he felt at ease staying in the Palace of Heavenly Kings.

The little devils under the king's feet were at the same level as him. If the little devils could handle it, he could do it too.

Moreover, he has the protection of Skanda and the watchful eyes of the Four Heavenly Kings. With so many Heavenly Kings protecting him, what else does he need?

The golden hedgehog arched its back towards the big-eared ghost and curled up to sleep.

The big-eared ghost rolled his eyes because of the sharp thorns on his body.

The hedgehog was not asleep yet, and two small insects landed on the demon-subduing pestle of the Skanda Bodhisattva statue.

Yan Xia laughed, chanted a spell, and turned into an old man with a white beard.

She coughed twice, pretended to be serious, and took out a broken bowl, knocking on it while singing:

"Pick up the medicine and fry it in the Qiankun cauldron. There is a book behind the elbow of the immortal. A pound of red lead and black mercury medicine, six hundred chapters of Yang Fire Yin Talisman!"

"The secret of the gods! Come and see it, come and see it!"

The golden hedgehog was not sleeping soundly and was woken up immediately. He asked in confusion, "Why is there a Taoist priest in the Buddhist temple?"

Yan Xia stroked his beard and laughed, "Buddha is the Tao."

The Golden Hedgehog felt like he was an old liar and shook his head, saying, "I won't buy your stuff. Old Taoist priest, you'd better get out of here quickly, or you'll be chased away."

"I have a recipe for immortality. You really don't want to come and see it?"

"Old Taoist priest, are you a god?"

Yan Xia shook her head: "Of course I'm not."

The golden hedgehog hesitated and said, "If there really is a secret to immortality, why don't you use it yourself?"

"You really don't want to live forever?"

Yan Xia laughed and said, "Then I also have the technique of turning stone into gold, the technique of rotating crape myrtle, the technique of subduing dragons, and the technique of saving people. Do you want to learn it?"

The golden hedgehog became even more certain that this was indeed a liar.

He moved his short legs, curled up behind the statue of the Heavenly King, closed his eyes and continued to sleep.

What a fairy, so sincere!

Seeing that she couldn't impress the golden hedgehog, Yan Xia shook her head and said, "Then you have to give me three hundred coins!"

When the golden hedgehog heard this, all its spines exploded.

He was timid and afraid, and said, "I don't owe you any money, why should I give you three hundred coins?"

"Haha, I'm a beggar!"

Yan Xia looked at the golden hedgehog with a nonchalant look, threw the broken bowl in her hand to the ground, and said, "It's not a bad deal for you. I'll sell you this broken bowl. Give it to me for three hundred coins. How about it, is it worth it?"

The golden hedgehog wanted to cry but had no tears. He trembled and said, "How can it be sold for three hundred coins? Your bowl is not made of gold..."

"Ok?"

Yan Xia glanced at the golden hedgehog and said shamelessly, "I'm a beggar. I can sell it for as much as I want. It's up to you whether you give it or not!"

The golden hedgehog was very scared when he saw the Taoist coming silently, so he had to nod.

"My money is not here, I have to go back and get it for you..."

Yan Xia smiled and said, "Okay, you can take the bowl!"

After saying this, a cloud of smoke enveloped the place and the old Taoist disappeared without a trace.

The golden hedgehog looked around, breathed a sigh of relief, and said thankfully, "It seems that the old Taoist priest didn't take the money."

He also sensed the cellar in the distance, where several thousand coins were hidden, and he marked them one by one.

After sensing it, his face turned pale.

How come three hundred yuan disappeared?

...........

On the roof, Yanxia picked up the small amount of money and put it into her pocket.

Xue Shi'er was speechless and said, "Are you trying to test me, or are you blackmailing me?"

Yan Xia smiled and said, "This hedgehog has a strong character, but it has not been polished. His desires are quite strong, and his Daoist heart is not obvious. As for the red coral spirit, let's go and test him again."

As soon as Xue Shier heard that An Yanxia was going to use the red coral, he knew what she was planning.

Wine, sex, money and anger. The first one is the "money" hurdle, and now it is the "sex" hurdle.

The two looked at each other, and then Xue Shier flew away on the wind, bringing the red coral with him.

Yan Xia said, "Fei Tong'er, transform into a charming female hedgehog."

Xue Shier said secretly: So this guy is called Fei Tonger.

She complained in her heart: Taoist priests are so casual in naming.

Fei Tong'er did not respond and pretended to be stupid and acted like a dead object.

Yanxia gave Xueshier a look.

"Wow!"

The snow lion opened its mouth, and its upper and lower fangs flashed with cold light, and it was about to bite the red coral into pieces and swallow it into its stomach.

Before I bit into it, the red coral started shaking.

Fei Tong'er's true form, that is, this red coral, is shaped like a deer antler. The crystal red coral is divided into two parts, with branches and twigs.

Snow Lion opened his little hands and grabbed the two antlers to prevent her from moving.