Moonlight team, are you awake?

Hearing the sound of my dream getting up, Taganula reluctantly opened her minus sign eyes and got up.

"How did I get here?" I had absolutely no recollection of what happened after I fired the photon ice blade.

Taganura glanced at the monster translator on the ground, and then a translated voice came from it: "After defeating that monster, I found you lying on the ground in human form. I guessed that your identity should not be discovered by anyone, so I burrowed underground and brought you here before you were discovered by humans."

Upon hearing this, I couldn't help but praise, "Brother Ta, I didn't expect you to be so smart."

He really couldn't be discovered. Putting aside his identity as Gaia, the fact that he, who should have been providing support in the fighter jet, suddenly appeared unconscious on the battlefield with Bazanga, and that the fighter jet was unharmed, is something he can't explain.

"How long was I unconscious?" I asked in my dream.

"Time is short."

"There should still be time." I took out my communicator and sent a message to the fighter jet's AI: "Has headquarters noticed I'm missing?"

The AI ​​immediately replied: "No, I applied to headquarters to stay on site under the pretext of 'surveying the scene.' You just need to go to the scene later and make your presence known."

"AI-san is so reliable." I gave a thumbs up.

He stood up, dusted himself off, and waved goodbye to Taganula: "I'm leaving now. Keep in touch."

"Goodbye." Taganura waved, then lay down and continued to sleep.

I dreamt I transformed into Gaia and secretly flew back to the scene, where the cleanup team was reluctantly cleaning up Bazanga's remains.

Ordinary Earth monsters are fine; their corpses are just some pieces of flesh. Cleaning them up basically only requires collecting a certain number of samples, and the rest can be packed up, loaded onto trucks, and incinerated.

Cosmic monsters are more difficult to deal with because they often carry cosmic-specific bacteria, viruses, or even parasites.

In previous years, when we lacked experience, many of the cleanup workers were attacked by parasites inside the space monsters. Fortunately, to prevent the monsters from coming back to life, armed forces were usually stationed at the scene, which prevented any serious casualties.

The most difficult thing to deal with is the remains of these biological weapons, because nine times out of ten they contain some harmful substances. When the designers decided to make them into biological weapons, they had already considered the problems after they were blown up. The remains of these biological weapons either contain strong pollutants, or they decompose into a large amount of toxic and harmful gases, and some even contain a large amount of alien viruses.

Bazan's body was relatively easy to handle. It was just poisonous on its own, but it didn't carry any viruses or anything like that. It could be disposed of in a centralized manner after being sealed.

I sneaked to the scene, pretending to be examining the monster's remains, and after getting familiar with the area, I prepared to fly my fighter jet back to base.

Just as I was about to make my escape, I suddenly noticed that there was a girl on the scene who wasn't wearing protective clothing and was fiddling with a device that looked like a mobile phone, as if she was doing a live broadcast.

This is outrageous! Before I could even complain about how the security team had cleared the area, he grabbed a protective mask from a nearby box, rushed over, and smashed it onto the girl's face without a word.

"Huh?! Ughhhhh!!!" The girl stared wide-eyed at I Meng, trying to stammer something, but her mouth was covered too tightly, and I Meng dragged her to the outside of the cordon.

Once we reached the outer perimeter of the cordon, we were considered to be in the safe zone for the on-site assessment. Only then did I breathe a sigh of relief. Then, in a tone of exasperation, I scolded her: "How did you sneak in? Didn't the TV show warn you how dangerous it is on-site? What would happen to your family if you got some toxic or harmful substances on you? Young people need to learn to be responsible for their own lives!!"

The girl scoffed, "What's there to be afraid of with the toxicity of Bazinja?"

"'A little' toxicity? You make it sound so easy, you... wait, how do you know it's called 'Bazanjia'?" I was suddenly stunned.

The girl rolled her eyes at him, then pointed at the scene and said, "You're that giant from earlier, right? Didn't you notice that no one here could see me?"

It was only then that I realized that it wasn't a mistake by the staff at the scene who failed to clear the area, but rather that this girl was not an ordinary person at all.

He quickly took two steps back, drew his pistol, pointed it at her, and demanded sharply, "Who are you? An alien? Or someone from another dimension?"

The girl waved her hand: "Don't be nervous, I'm just here on Earth to do a live stream."

"Start...live streaming??"

“Yes,” the girl said, pointing to the instrument she had just picked up. “A planet as unfortunate as your Earth is very rare in the entire universe. As the saying goes, things are valued for their rarity, and everyone is eager to see how this planet is destroyed.”

"So our Earth is already this famous...." I wiped the cold sweat from my brow.

"Well, the Kirieloids, who have been lurking and developing here for thousands of years, recently packed up their buckets and ran away. Although they said that 'our great Kirieloid god has abandoned this place,' everyone knows very well that this wretched place is doomed, and only a fool would continue to stay here."

Ancient monsters are resurrected, Specia life forms are invading, the Destruction Bringer has appeared, and there's also a V99 whose composition is unknown. Who wouldn't say "Your world is doomed" after seeing this?

Upon hearing this, I dreamt of a sigh of relief and said, "So, there won't be any more alien invasions?"

"What kind of idiot would have their brain kicked by Red King to come and invade a place like this?" the girl complained. "Even if you offer the ball to someone else, nobody wants it."

"Uh..." Although I was very annoyed by the rebuttal, I couldn't find any points to refute it, because what she said made so damn true.

He could only change the subject: "So, which planet are you from?"

"I'm a beautiful girl from Planet Guts~" the girl said, showing off the bird-like head that is unique to people from Planet Guts.

"Oh, you're from the Gastly Alien. So you're quite good at creating clones?"

"Hehe~" The girl gave an awkward laugh.

"What do you mean by 'heh'?" I dreamed, looking at the other person thoughtfully. "You just said that all the other aliens are already preparing to pack up their buckets and run away. How come you're so reckless as to stay on Earth and broadcast live?"

"Because I'm brave," the girl from Gaci said proudly, puffing out her chest.

"Tch, you can't even do a clone technique, you're probably stuck on Earth."

"......"

I never dreamed that his casual remark would cause the girl across from me to suddenly purse her lips and have tears welling up in her eyes.

"No way, I guessed right?"

"No way!!" the girl shouted at the top of her lungs.

"It's urgent. It's urgent."

"No!" Her reaction clearly showed that she had lost her composure.

"I advise you to tell the truth, then I might consider sending you away."

"Really?" she asked, as if she had grasped at a straw.

"As a giant of light, navigating the universe is a basic ability, okay?" Imu shrugged. "There's no one who doesn't even know how to interstellar travel, is there?"

"Say that again!" the girl gritted her teeth angrily. "If you could travel through interstellar space, why don't you run away?"

“You don’t understand. True strong people are those who rise to the challenge.” I dreamt of a worldly master: “That’s the kind of hellish unfolding I need to challenge myself with. That’s what makes it exciting.”

“But you were almost choked to death by Bazanga just now. With your skills, you’ll be lying on your back when Valaron comes.” The girl looked at my dream suspiciously.

"Ahem, that was just a mistake. I'm only just getting started. Believe me, I'll become incredibly strong in the future." My eyes were so determined, it was like I was about to go welding.

"Really?" She was still somewhat skeptical.

"Believe it or not, it's up to you. Anyway, I'm the only one on this planet who has the ability to send you away right now. Believe it or not." I turned around and was about to leave.

"Hey, hey, wait a minute!" The girl quickly grabbed my dream's sleeve: "I believe you, when are you going to send me away?"

"Then it depends on your performance."

"Watch my performance?" She took two steps back, crossing her arms in front of her chest. "You... how do you want me to perform?"

Gaci Star is famous for its beautiful girls, and she was quite famous in the universe. When she heard what Meng said, she suddenly felt that he seemed to have ill intentions.

"I have no interest in bird-headed people, thank you."

"What do you want?"

"You just said you were live-streaming, right?" My Dream's gaze fell on the device in the girl's hand: "So you also have a way to contact other planets?"

"Yeah, I just want to make some money by livestreaming, and then hire a reckless interstellar taxi to pick me up..." she replied weakly.

"Oh?" My eyes lit up: "Is the live streaming profitable?"

"The more reckless the livestream, the better the profits, of course..." She pointed to the alien-like numbers displayed on the instrument: "I earned the price of a spaceship from just that one livestream, but no one is willing to pick me up. They said if they take me away, no one will do these reckless livestreams anymore, waaaaaah..."

She became more and more aggrieved as she spoke, and her small eyes filled with tears.

"Everyone's just enjoying the show, huh..." I felt a little sorry for her.

Then, I changed the subject: "If you continue live streaming, can you make a lot of money?"

"That's for sure, but whether they'll live to enjoy it is another matter..."

"I'd like to ask, is monster trading supported in the universe?"

"I support it, everyone gets involved in this kind of trade to some extent... What are you planning to do?"

"It's nothing. I'm considering cooperating with you. You do the live broadcast, I'll protect your life, and after you make money, you can buy me some combat power from outside. I promise to send you away before Earth becomes beyond saving. What do you think?"

Chapter Seven: My Name is Ga Zi

"Are you fucking planning something big?" Gaci was utterly horrified when he heard my dream's suggestion.

"Never mind all that, just tell me if you're going to do it or not."

"Can you really send me away?"

"Do you have any other options?" I dreamed directly showed him the map of the Yan Kingdom.

"Waaaaaah, how could I have been so foolish as to end up in this godforsaken place?" Gaci burst into tears.

"Okay, I'll do it, I'll do anything, please, you have to keep your word." Gaci took out her phone-like device and pressed a button, instantly dispelling the invisibility effect. She wiped away her tears as she recited her terrible lines.

Gaci's speech was overheard by the members of the cleanup team who happened to be passing by. They looked at the weak and frail Gaci, and then at the cunning and shrewish Imu, and their minds immediately conjured up some very late-night adult scenes.

Unaware of what was happening, I looked up and met everyone's disapproving gazes.

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I wondered if I had been too lazy on the spot, which was why everyone was disappointed in me as a defense team member.

There's no need to look at him like that.

goo~

Gaci pointed awkwardly to his stomach: "I haven't eaten for three days, could you...?"

"Can aliens go three days without eating?"

"Because he's an alien..." Guts said, looking embarrassed.

"Why don't you start another live stream and challenge yourself to the record for the longest time without eating?"

"Aliens are human too, you bastard!" Guts angrily swung his fist, dealing a high damage of -1 to Gamu.

I sighed, "Alright, come with me."

He hailed a car on the roadside and asked the driver to take them to the nearest shopping street to get something to eat.

Upon hearing that there was food, Gaci was immediately overjoyed and hugged Womeng's arm, tears streaming down his face: "You're so kind! I'm so glad I met you. Don't worry, I'll do whatever you ask me to do. Don't let my appearance fool you, I know a lot of things!"

The driver, sitting in the driver's seat, remained silent for a long time before suddenly saying to me, "It's so good to be young."

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After getting off the bus, I led Gaci into a restaurant on the street, took out a menu and tossed it to her, telling her to order whatever she wanted.

Thanks to the original owner, I am now quite wealthy, because the original owner had a lot of patent fees.

Gaci didn't stand on ceremony with him at all, and just pressed Ctrl+A on the menu.

As soon as they placed their order, the shop owner came over with a worried look and asked, "Are you sure you want to order this much?"

The shop owner wasn't unfamiliar with big eaters; he'd seen many competitive food bloggers come to his shop to check in, and it wasn't uncommon for one person to eat the equivalent of four or five people's worth of food. But... Meng and Gaci didn't seem like they could possibly eat 20 dishes.

I looked up at Gaci and saw that her eyes were burning with a fierce and unwavering determination as she earnestly said to him:

"Believe me."

"That's all," I said, waving my hand at the shopkeeper.

As it turns out, Gaci really wasn't exaggerating.

The owner had just served a plate of peanuts as a pre-meal treat, and Gaci grabbed it as casually as if it were water and drank it straight down. Anyone who didn't know better would have thought the owner had just brought him a small glass of plain water.

The boss's gaze shifted from initial skepticism to shock, and finally to bewilderment.

The first time he saw someone eat a large pork knuckle, he stuffed the whole thing into their mouth and then pulled out only one bone.

An hour later, I dreamt of supporting Gaci, whose belly was swollen, as we staggered out of the restaurant.

"you......"

Just as I was about to say something, Gaci cut me off with a single sentence: "Because they are aliens."

"Brilliant."

After a satisfying meal, a question popped into my head: "Where do you usually live?"

"Over there," Gaci pointed to the overpass in the distance.

"Sleeping under a blanket under an overpass?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Gaci nodded repeatedly.