Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

Pado's keen hearing allowed her to clearly hear the footsteps walking away into the distance.

"Hey, Xia Yuan, let's talk this out! Please don't let Sister Wilvi take out that terrifying chainsaw!"

The thought of being sawed in two by Sister Velvet with a smile made Paddophilis break out in a cold sweat.

"Then it depends on your sincerity, Pado~"

“Hmm...Alright, according to the contract, the two portions we harvested will be given to you, Brother Xia Yuan. This is the 260 shiny silver coins from the income from the photos just now.”

Padofelis took a small cloth bag from her waist, which contained a substantial amount of shiny silver coins, and handed it to Xia Yuan.

"Is this your sincerity, Pado?"

"Hmm...okay, half, half is fine, right?"

Xia Yuan simply shouted loudly into the distance with a blank expression, "Miss Wilvi, could you please bring a few more instruments of torture?"

"Um... no, stop shouting. I'll give all the shiny silver coins I've earned to you, Brother Xia Yuan. Is that alright now?"

Padofelis reluctantly handed all the cloth bags around her waist to Xia Yuan.

"Well, we were comrades-in-arms before, and besides... besides, I already gave my first kiss to you, Xia Yuan..."

Padofelis put her hands behind her back and muttered to herself.

"Pado, what were you saying just now?"

"N-nothing...it's nothing. Can you let me leave now? I know I was wrong, okay, Brother Xia Yuan?"

"Padoflis said coquettishly."

But Paddo kept glancing at the kitchen doorway, worried that Sister Wilvi might come back with a chainsaw at any moment.

"Eat these two fried eggs, and you can leave, Pado~"

Xia Yuan presented the two fried eggs in the pan to Padofelis and said.

Looking at the large amount of salt on top, resembling a culinary disaster, Padofelis trembled slightly. Eating this would definitely... kill her on the spot, meow!!

"Um, Xia Yuan, is it okay if I don't eat?"

"Pado, what do you think?"

Looking at Xia Yuan's smile and his questioning tone.

Padofelis realized that the other party seemed very angry. Trembling, she put a fried egg to her mouth. The strong salty taste made Padofelis question her life for a moment, as if she had entered a nightmare-like hell.

Padofelis drank five glasses of water before the intense taste subsided.

"Come on, Paddy, there's one last one~"

Padofelis was already having second thoughts. If she had felt guilty before, now she was considering her own life.

"Brother Xia Yuan, something's up! Snake Sister is actually standing behind you!"

Padoflis pointed behind Xia Yuan, feigning shock, preparing to escape from his grasp during this opening, but Xia Yuan remained unmoved.

If Mebius were right behind me...

Chapter 112 The Two Parts of Padofelis

If Mebius were behind me...

He could naturally feel the instinctive tremor of being stared at by a snake, but he wasn't feeling that tremor right now. Clearly, Pado was lying.

When Padofelis tried to run away...

Analyzing what the two could grab recently, Xia Yuan had somehow managed to grab the long, thin tail that had grown after becoming a fusion warrior behind Padofelis.

"Brother Xia Yuan, let go of my tail! If you keep eating, I'll really die!"

Padofelis frantically tried to break free.

"No, Paddy, you can't waste food. Promise me you'll finish this portion, and I'll let you go. This is your punishment."

"Brother Xia Yuan, are you a devil? Waaah, please forgive us this time. We already know we were wrong, okay? If this continues, Sister Wilvi will be coming back with the chainsaw from her magic show soon. Brother Xia Yuan, can you really bear to see Little Pado split in two?"

Padoflis said to Xia Yuan in a coquettish tone.

Buzz—Buzz

Paddo has excellent hearing; she could hear the footsteps of Vilvie from not far away across the kitchen, as well as the roar of the chainsaw pulling the chain.

"Ta-da! I heard there's a kitten that wandered in here and witnessed something it shouldn't have seen, so we'll just have to saw it in half..."

[Magician] Velvet doesn't follow the usual path~

Instead, he emerged from under the floorboards, wielding a chainsaw, revealing his upper body with a sinister smile, as if playing a prank on Padofelis.

"Waaaaah... Brother Xia Yuan, did you see that? Sister Wilvi is serious! She's really going to saw me off! Please let go of my tail, okay? From now on, I'll share half of every treasure chest we find with you, Brother Xia Yuan!"

"Oh dear~ I think I've gained weight recently, and I'm stuck on the floor. Could you please help me out, dear Mr. Xia Yuan?"

Xia Yuan looked at Wilvi, who seemed slightly excited now, and asked in a tone noticeably different from before:

"Wait... are you Miss Magician?"

"Hi hi~ Of course, Mr. Xia Yuan, do you miss me? Are you surprised and taken aback?"

Such an interesting magic show wouldn't be complete without me, the magician! My dearest magic assistant, please stay in your current position and don't move. Just hold onto Paddo's tail and don't let go. I'm about to start sawing! But don't worry, I'll glue your tail back on for you later~"

[Magic Show - Tail Trick]

"Waaaaah, I absolutely don't want my tail to be sawed off! Someone save Paddy!"

Unwilling to have her tail sawed off, Padofelis unleashed astonishing strength, breaking free from Xia Yuan's restraints. She circled around Xia Yuan in the kitchen, back and forth with Velvi, who was holding a chainsaw and looking slightly excited...

"I'm telling you, Pado, you're really going around in circles. Why don't you just stand still and let me saw you once?"

Velvi was panting as she leaned against the wall to rest, seemingly exhausted from the strenuous exercise.

"Absolutely not!"

Padofelis hid behind Xia Yuan, resting her head on his shoulder, and made a prohibition gesture to Wilvi.

"How about Miss Magician forgives Paddo this time? Perhaps she has already realized her mistake."

"Yes, yes, yes! Sister Wilvi, please forgive us! We know we were wrong, and we will never take pictures secretly again. When we go to someone's house, we will always use the front door openly and never climb in through the window again!"

Padofelis kept shaking her little head in agreement.

"No way! The magic show has already begun, and it must come to an end. We haven't even reached the climax yet. How can a magician run away at the last minute? Little Paddo, just let me saw you out!"

"Um, Xia Yuan, please save Pado! Quickly persuade Sister Wilvi to stop! ┭┮﹏┭┮"

Seeing that Padophilia and [Magician] Velvet had started circling around him again, and given their high-speed movement, it seemed they wouldn't stop anytime soon...

Suddenly, Xia Yuan thought of a solution.

Should we unleash the immense negative emotions of Miss [Extreme Evil] from her subconscious? Perhaps using only a tiny fraction of those negative emotions on Miss [Magician] might calm her down a bit.

Let's try it!

Xia Yuan slowly closed his eyes, feeling the bottomless ocean of negative emotions emanating from Miss [Extreme Evil] in his subconscious.

At this moment, the "Extremely Evil" Velvi was pointing and gesturing at the other guests in the "Golden Courtyard".

She mocked almost every one of the heroes, venting the pent-up emotions that had accumulated in her heart over the years. She didn't even spare little Gretsch, revealing her extremely arrogant nature.

Kevin, the greatest inventor of all time, stop thinking about your stupid instant noodles all the time. Don't you get tired of them? Look at yourself now, where is your former leadership demeanor?

Noodle connoisseur: ...Would you like a cup of instant noodles?

Cute Fairy: Pfft~

The greatest inventor in history: What are you laughing at? And you, Alicia, what can I say to you? You pink fairy, slumbering deep within the paradise of the past, a princess in a dream, waiting for your prince charming to awaken you from your slumber? Wake up! Stop dreaming, your prince has already run off with me!

The fairy Ellie gripped the magic wand tightly in her small hand.

This scoundrel who changed my name without my permission is really despicable... Fairy Ellie wanted to remove him from the [Golden Garden], but found that she couldn't find any removal function at all.

Cute Fairy: Even I would cry if you said that to me~

【Extremely Evil】Vilvie sat on the Gear Throne and pouted. What does Alicia's crying have to do with her?

Anyway, the one surnamed Xia isn't here~

Once you have the necessary permissions, you can delete the records. As long as there's no evidence, no one will know it was you who did it.

The greatest inventor in history: And you, Aponia, you lock yourself in a cage all day long. Did you choose to be a caged bird? I hate people like you who have freedom but bind themselves!

Calm and peaceful: I may not know your past, but you seem to need my help. Could you please calm down and patiently tell me your story? I will be a listener and a witness.

The greatest inventor in history: Don't try to influence me with "precepts," I won't be affected by mere "precepts."

Chapter 113 Hiss~ Hiss~

A large amount of negative emotions also represents a spiritual symbol, just like a drop of water falling into the ocean, without causing a ripple.

Aponia closed her eyes, sensing everything about the other's fate.

When Aponia opened her eyes again, she felt an indescribable sense of relief. This was the first time her [Commandment] had failed to affect others. How wonderful...

The greatest inventor in history: And you, Eden, stop doing nothing but drinking all day long. What kind of performance artist are you? If you keep going like this, you'll lose yourself sooner or later and become like Kevin, who only knows how to slurp noodles.

My wealthy and generous older sister: Thank you for your advice, my friend.

"Hmph, who said I'm your friend!"

"Extremely Evil," Vilvi pouted.

The greatest inventor in history: And you, Qianjie, all you do is smash things all day long. Don't you know that every building represents the architect's hard work? If I weren't busy right now, I would have gone over there and given you a good beating so you would know the wrath of an architect.

Golden Courtyard's head chef: If you can do it, come and give it a try! As long as you're not afraid of being burned to ashes, hahahahaha...

To the person seeking shade under the coconut tree: You are not an outsider. Perhaps we have wronged you in the past. If this allows you to vent your dissatisfaction, I will not interfere.

The greatest inventor in history: Tch, Sue, it's not your turn to speak yet. Fine... Here's a coconut for you, go cool off somewhere else.

[Extremely Evil] Vilvi gave Su a coconut and dismissed him.

The person resting in the shade under the coconut tree: Thank you.

The greatest inventor in history: Next one, Sakura, if I said I could bring your sister back to you, would you let me touch those fox ears on your head? Hmm... that price seems too low. How about this: if I help you find your sister, Sakura, your body and soul belong to me, how about that?

"Extremely Evil," Miss asked with a hint of mockery.

Just because she can't do it doesn't mean that someone surnamed Xia can't.

Because of the merging of memories, [Extreme Evil] Velvi can see some fragmented memories of Xia Yuan, including fragments of him traveling to the past through the Paradise Magic Typewriter.

All we need to do is get Xia Yuan to the point in time when Sakura's younger sister became the [Herrscher of Erosion], and bring her back to the Paradise of the Past from that point in time.

Sakura's pupils trembled slightly...

She seemed to see that petite figure, like a moth chasing a flame, gradually receding into the distance amidst the ruins.

"bell......"

Although Sakura didn't believe the other party could find Rin, but...

The fox-eared girl sobbed: If you can really bring Ling back to your side, I am willing to serve you.

"Clang clang clang~"

Very well, she's managed to seduce a fairly capable little follower, bringing her one step closer to world domination. [Extreme Evil] Velvi sat on her gear throne and let out a delighted laugh.

The greatest inventor in history: Hmm... let me see who's next. Oh, it's the Silent Kosmo. So many years have passed, and you're still like a child who hasn't grown up, still yearning to transform. How childish and ridiculous! Why don't you add your boring transformation pose before entering [Artificial Collapse]? Anyway, after you transform, no one will recognize you.

Kosmo's eyes lit up when he heard [Extreme Evil] Velvet's words. He had never been able to grasp the key points of the posture that Mr. Xia Yuan had taught him until Miss [Extreme Evil]'s words reminded him.

The boy who longs to transform: ...Thank you.

[Extremely Evil] Wilvi covered her forehead. What's wrong with this kid? Why is he thanking her? She was clearly mocking him. Oh well... he's hopeless. Who's next?

The greatest inventor in history: Möbius, Möbius, no matter what we compare, I am superior to you. I will always be ahead of you. Do you understand?

Lab mouse acquisition: Hiss~ Hiss~

24-hour assistant: Sorry, Dr. Möbius just left the lab. The one speaking now is probably an automated reply robot set up by Dr. Möbius.

The greatest inventor of all time: Okay~ next one, um... little Greta, what can I say about you? Don't fantasize about growing up. The adult world is full of scheming and backstabbing. What's wrong with keeping a child's innocence? At least you have a bunch of uncles, aunts, brothers, and sisters to rely on~

The young painter, Gretchen, who still longs to grow up, will never waver!

The greatest genius inventor in history: Next up is Fu Hua, who is obsessed with cultivation all day long. I recommend that Fu Hua should sign up for an interest training class or something, instead of staying cooped up in the cave and never coming out. For example, a music training class or something. Here, I'll give you a song lyric.

[Big fat bird... Little fat bird... La la la~]