Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

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Did I say something wrong?

Thirty-six strategies, walking is the best strategy.

Don't stay here for long.

"Haha... Um... Sister Snake, I think I've come at the wrong time. I seem to have some things to attend to, so I won't bother you any longer. Goodbye, Sister Snake, I'll come see you again when I have time~"

Padophilia took small steps, taking advantage of Mebius's inattention, and quietly moved closer to the door.

But suddenly!

Boom——

Before Padofelis could leave, the door to the room was suddenly slammed shut by a pool of green substance.

Padofelis was startled by the noise at the door.

I became even more nervous.

Padofelis grabbed the doorknob and tried to open the door, but to no avail.

"Little Paddo, now that you're here, you're a guest. Why are you in such a hurry to leave?"

Chapter Thirty-Four: Hi~ Dear Mebius

Why don't you come to my side and have a good chat with me? What do you think, Pado?

Mebius gestured with his eyes for Padofelis to sit next to him.

But in Padofelis's eyes...

She felt that the smiling Snake Sister was more terrifying than ever before, and her body trembled instinctively.

It's like an instinct etched into the DNA.

It was as if the person sitting by the bed wasn't Mebius, but a bottomless python!

I am a little brown kitten who has unwittingly fallen into a trap, unaware of my fate, about to be eaten by a terrifying python...

"What's wrong, Pado? Are you afraid I'll eat you up?"

"You know, how could my petite frame possibly fit you, Padma?"

Mebius's pale green vertical pupils were watching Padofelis with a mocking gaze, and he even stroked his soft belly with his slender fingertips.

The instincts of a fusion warrior told Padofelis.

"If I go there now, I'll definitely be eaten by Snake Sister! What should I do? What should I do? Sister Ai Li, Brother Xia Yuan, waaaaah... Please come and save Pado!"

Padofelis kept screaming in her heart.

But even if Padofelis screamed until her throat was hoarse, the two of them couldn't hear her.

Time passed second by second, but Padofelis remained standing motionless in front of the room's door.

Suddenly, Pado had an idea.

"Um... Sister Snake~ Actually, I just remembered something. During my trip, I accidentally split my butt in two. So, Sister Snake, just let me stand up!"

But clearly, Mebius did not believe Padofelis's fabrications.

"Little kitty, come sit next to me right now! My patience has its limits, don't test it any further!"

Möbius looked at his chubby little hands...

In his mind, he had already added Alicia to his blacklist that he never wanted to talk to again.

Upon hearing Mebius's threatening words, Padofelis sat down on the edge of the bed as quickly as possible.

"What's wrong, Little Paddo? Can't you sit down? Besides, we've known each other for so long, we were comrades-in-arms, what could I possibly do to you? Why are you so afraid of me?"

Mebius extended his fingertip and gently lifted Padofelis's chin.

"Sister Snake, you can make so many different things out of us that we can't even count them all, like biological specimens, chemical experiments, slice studies, making specimens..."

Padoflis felt increasingly bleak about the future...

"Little kitty, don't be afraid. What important thing did you come to me about? Tell me~"

Mebius's childlike voice, however, deliberately carried a hint of maturity.

The sound echoed in Padofelis's ears.

Mebius gently stroked Padofelis's brown hair, then slowly got up from the bedside. She was going to make a steaming cup of coffee for little Padofelis, who had mustered up the courage to come to her home as a guest.

But unexpectedly, Mebius, who had just gotten off the bed, tripped over the slightly wide hem of his skirt.

"Sister Snake, are you alright?"

Padofelis asked Mebius cautiously.

"Little kitty, how could I be in danger? Snakes are immortal!"

Lying on the floor of the room, a slightly disheveled Mebius lifted her skirt and walked towards the closet.

But soon, Möbius discovered another problem...

I can't seem to find a place to put the teacup right now.

So Dr. Möbius stood on tiptoe, his fingertips clearly touching the teacup.

So close, yet so far.

They were so close, just a hair's breadth apart...

The thought that all of this was caused by Alicia made Mebius feel a burning hatred.

It's all Alicia's fault!

If Alicia were to return to the Land of the Dead, Mebius vowed to lock her in a dark room beneath the laboratory, imprisoning her in complete darkness, where she would be completely out of her sight.

Then feed her lots of high-calorie chocolate and food!

Make her fat, so fat she's embarrassed to show her face in public!

Just as Möbius was thinking viciously...

Padofelis suddenly appeared in front of him and handed the teacup, which he could not reach, to Möbius.

"Sister Snake, do you want this teacup?"

Mebius looked at the teacup in front of him, then at Padofelis beside him, who easily picked it up.

A strange sense of grievance arose deep within me.

Am I now even inferior to Padma?

That wretched Alicia.

"Sister Snake, the coffee's about to overflow!"

Distracted, Möbius took the teacup and prepared the coffee.

Padofelis quickly prepared the coffee again.

He handed it to Dr. Möbius, who was extremely concerned about his height decreasing by one centimeter.

Finally, after a flurry of activity...

Padofelis and Dr. Möbius sat on the edge of the bed, leisurely enjoying afternoon tea.

"Snake Sister, actually, it was Sister Ellie who sent me. She asked me to tell you that she secretly slipped a mystery gift into your wardrobe as an apology."

Seeing that Dr. Mebius's mood had improved, Padofelis revealed the purpose of her visit.

Upon hearing the name "Ellie",

Mebius's small, immature hands unconsciously increased their strength.

click-

The cracks continued to extend and spread along the handle of the teacup...

It broke.

Warm coffee spilled onto Möbius.

"I, I, I'll go find a towel right now and help Sister Snake wipe your body!"

A panicked Padrephilis quickly moved away from the area, fearing that the Snake Sister's wrath would affect her.

Although Mebius outwardly felt extremely angry upon hearing Alicia's name.

But deep down...

I'm still a tiny bit looking forward to the gift Alicia will give me~

If the gift satisfies him, he might reluctantly forgive Alicia.

"Let me see what surprise Alicia has prepared for me."

Mebius opened her wardrobe.

"These green...bottles are cabbages?!"

The moment Möbius opened the wardrobe, the pile of cabbages seemed to engulf him like a flood.

A tiny, small hand peeked out from the pile of cabbages.

He grabbed a cabbage from the side and threw it heavily into the distance.

Just as Möbius peeked his little head out from the pile of cabbages, a letter that had been floating in the air landed precisely on Möbius's light green hair.

Hi~ To my dear Möbius

When you see this letter, I believe you will receive a carefully prepared gift from me: a wardrobe full of green cabbages, brimming with the scent of nature and health, just like you, Möbius, full of vitality and lush greenery. I hope you like it~

Chapter Thirty-Five: Dr. Tesla in a Drunken State

[By the way, my dear Möbius, please tell our head chef, Velvet, to turn these cabbages into a unique dish for a welcome party for Xia Yuan when she arrives in Paradise!]

[It's a welcome party, of course, and there will definitely be performances!]

So I specially prepared a little dress with an exotic feel for you, Mebius, and secretly placed it at the very bottom of your wardrobe.

Remember to rehearse well...

[Möbius's closest, dearest friend—Alicia~]

Mebius crumpled the envelope in his hand into a ball and slammed it against the wall of the room.

"You awful Alicia!"

They've never even held a welcome party for themselves!

Suddenly, Mebius seemed to have a good idea.

Since Alicia cares so much about that human named Xia Yuan....

Although it is unknown when the other party will arrive in Paradise, as long as Klein detects the abnormal fluctuation data of Paradise, he can be captured as soon as he arrives.

Force Alicia to reveal herself!

In this way, both of them will be firmly under your control!

There's absolutely no way for the prey to escape the snake's eyes!

Hahahaha~

Padofelis returned from another room with a clean handkerchief, only to hear strange laughter coming from the bedroom from Möbius.

"Why does Snake Sister's smile look so villainous?"

Padofelis couldn't help but shiver.

Peeking out from the edge of the door, she secretly observed Dr. Mebius's every move.

The bedroom was piled high with cabbages, and Dr. Möbius was sitting on top of them, taking small bites of cabbage.

"Snake Sister has become a vegetarian?! Wait, what's that?"

A crumpled pile of papers on one side of the door caught Padofelis's attention.

While Mebius wasn't looking, "Canned Food" secretly took the wad of paper out.