Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　"..." Cong Yu: "..."

　That last one must be Minato Namikaze, right? It must be Minato Namikaze!

　Is he in such good physical condition? He's already awake...

　While Cong Yu was thinking this, Yao Chuan Guang was lying on Cong Yu's bed, watching the video posted by the account.

　Then, Yaochuan Guang showed a hesitant expression, uttering a tentative sigh: "Hmm..."

　Then he hesitated, as if he wanted to say something but stopped.

　"what……"

　He seemed to want to say something, yet hesitated to speak...

　"Uh-huh……"

　This made Cong Yu glance at her sideways, wondering what she was doing making those "uh-huh" noises over there... Was she rewarding herself after learning bad habits from Xiao Lan?

　And it was on Cong Yu's bed.

　After feeling sorry for her bedsheets for a third of a second, Cong Yu realized she had misunderstood...

　Because Yaochuan Guang finally voiced her question: "Congyu, isn't this kind of editing a bit inappropriate?"

　Cong Yu didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

　Yaochuan Guang looked at the video Cong Yu uploaded to his social media account with a complicated expression: "You edited it so that it seems like we were the ones who saved Fuuto High School... but that's not really the case."

　Yes, neither Hikaru Yokawa, nor Nagisa Azuma, nor even the veteran magical girl Sora☆Kiri, were of much use in the previous incidents.

　It's not just there to make up the numbers, it's completely useless.

　However, in the misunderstanding-driven editing by Cong Yu, it was made to seem as if the two of them turned the tide after a hard-fought battle and saved Fuuto High School.

　As a magical girl who wasn't very good at cheating or being cunning, Hikaru Yokawa felt a little guilty.

　I can only say they're still too young.

　If it were Lan Tianzhu, she would definitely say something like "I don't mind, bring more," since that would boost her popularity.

　As for the possibility of losing followers if the truth is revealed...

　Then just don't get exposed!

　"Don't pay too much attention to Hikaru Yokawa."

　Cong Yu said, knowing how to deal with a magical girl like Yao Chuanguang: "Otherwise, do you expect me to obediently release the video? Just broadcast... you get beaten up by a monster and are lying in the distance unable to move?"

　Yao Chuanguang shook his head repeatedly at this.

　"That's right."

　Cong Yu said this, then patted Yao Chuan Guang's head to comfort him, whose face seemed to say, "Something seems off, but I can't quite put my finger on it."

　However, as an idiot, Hikari Yokawa has several characteristics that make her stand out from or even transcend the typical idiot.

　One has the self-awareness to admit that they are stupid, while the other has the carefree attitude of "if you can't figure it out, then don't think about it anymore".

　Therefore, Yaochuan Guang quickly put the matter out of his mind and began to wholeheartedly enjoy the happiness of being patted on the head.

　However, after enjoying himself for a while, Yaochuan Guang realized that it was getting late and it was almost time to make dinner.

　Otherwise, Little Blue will start crying from hunger again in a little while.

　-

　[My brain's spinning: Mushroom monsters and cockroach monsters... Ugh! Isn't this super disgusting?]

　[Peanut Tree: My scalp is tingling.]

　[Dick GOD: LOL, in Europe, disgusting weirdos are quite common, it's nice to see similar situations, funny coming from America.]

　[Qingshan Duiyin: How ridiculous! These two seemingly trashy magical girls can defeat a monster of that level? I don't believe it.]

　[Moon's power supply is insufficient @Drinking in Green Robes: Shining☆Jiang and Blue Sky☆Jiang are the guardians of Fuuto, and they look like trash... that's going too far.]

　[Green Robe Drinking with Someone @ Insufficient Moon Power: Are you sick? Are you a brainless fan? How can you believe someone's video?]

　[Bambu soda @Qingshan Duiyin: But the official statement hasn't denied it, and students from Fuuto High School also expressed their gratitude.]

　[Qingshan Duiyin @ Bozi Soda: You're so naive. Everyone knows this is a business; those who know, know.]

　"..." It seems like the comments section is starting to get heated.

　Cong Yu made her judgment and scrolled down, it seemed that a large group of people were cursing this person named Qingshan Duiyin...

　We were originally discussing whether the video was real or fake.

　situation.

　There's definitely nothing to it... Whether the video is real or not, Cong Yu himself knows best—he edited it himself, so how could it be real?

　With that thought in mind, Cong Yu scrolled down with a smile.

　Then, his smile vanished...

　[Qingshan Duiyin: So you guys are all idiots, right? These two magical girls are definitely being kept by the higher-ups in Fuuto. They're being forced into this, probably already used up, and you're still here defending them?]

　"..." Cong Yu narrowed her eyes, clicked on the other person's profile picture, and looked at the decoration of the other person's new home.

　Then, Cong Yu logged into her account and started chatting with the other person...

　[There seem to be too many magical girls. @青衫对饮: It's best not to make statements without evidence. You should delete your comment.]

　After some time, the other party responded to Cong Yu—

　[Drinking in blue robes @Magical Girl seems a bit too much: ? Idiot.]

　"..."

　"Ah……"

　Cong Yu wasn't angry; he was just chuckling... Before he transmigrated, he had actually thought, "It would be great if I could slap someone across the internet."

　Now, he has gained power a thousand times greater than that idea.

　Similarly, he couldn't help but sigh with relief...

　It's wonderful to be able to have such a carefree and unrestrained mindset.

　-

　The deceased's age: 19.

　Real name: Wang XX

　Nickname: Drinking in Green Robes

　Cause of death: A broken rib piercing the heart

　Death Summary: While still conscious, the victim was twisted and rotated by a tremendous external force, becoming a pretzel, with bones shattered and all internal organs ruptured.

　The downstairs neighbor discovered blood seeping from the water pipe and called the police.

　Finally, the police found Wang XX, who was in the shape of a long strip, in the sewer.

　Chapter Ninety-Five: The Clingy Dog

　"Magical Girl Showdown, Activate!"

　"I want to become a master of magical girl battles."

　"..." Regarding Yaochuan Guang's claim, Lantian Zhu curiously peeked under her armpit and stared at her phone screen, watching the mobile game "Magical Girl Duel".

　"Magical Girl Showdown... I saw someone playing it before."

　As Lan Tianzhu said this, she showed some interest in this big IP card game full of magical girls: "I heard that you and I are in it."

　Yao Chuanguang nodded in response to Lan Tianzhu's words: "Yeah, I'm here... I have two forms and several outfits; Lan, you seem to be a new character..."

　As he said this, Yaochuan Guang opened his own card illustration in the game.

　The phone screen showed a portrait of Yao Chuanguang wearing a cheongsam. Her figure was only barely passable, but in the portrait, she appeared to be a size larger.

　It's roughly the same as going from AB to C.

　"It looks very fake."

　So Lan Tianzhu said so bluntly, glancing at the artist displayed on the screen: "The artist is...CY...hmm?"

　As he said this, Lan Tianzhu paused for a moment, then couldn't help but look at Cong Yu, who was yawning beside him.

　Isn't that Cong Yu?!

　"Eh? Isn't CY the same as Murasame-chan?"

　Yao Chuanguang was somewhat shocked. Although he had played the game for a while, it seemed like this was the first time he had ever heard of it.

　Then, Hikaru Yokawa discovered that the newly released character, Nagisa Azuma, was also drawn by Cygames... It was Murasame?!

　"It's me... What? Is that strange?"

　Cong Yu responded by resting his chin on his hand: "I'm considered one of the most popular illustrators in the industry right now... Besides, my art style is originally designed for mobile games."

　This is only natural, since his drawings are based on games.

　Moreover, it's not from the Azur Lane x Azur Lane or Bahamut x Rage era, but rather a later period with a cute art style.

　"So, Congyu-chan..."

　Yaochuan Guang squatted down under Cong Yu, hugged his legs... and looked up at Cong Yu with sparkling eyes.

　Every time this happens, she brings up some very troublesome things...

　Cong Yu: "..."

　Cong Yu: "No."

　Cong Yu was the first to refuse.

　"Huh? But I haven't said anything yet..."

　Yaochuan Guang looked hurt, her face full of grievance: "I just wanted Congyu-chan to draw me bigger next time... cough cough, I mean bigger here, Congyu-chan, you know what I mean—"

　As he spoke, Yaochuan Guang pointed to his own breasts in the character illustration.

　"..." You don't seem like the type to care about this...

　Thinking this, Cong Yu reached out and touched her head: "You don't know anything... That's why I said no, okay? Don't deceive the players, alright?"

　Seeing the still-unconvinced look on Yaochuan Guang's face, Congyu could only offer a helpless consolation: "Small, but also very cute."

　Yao Chuanguang nodded thoughtfully, giving up on forcing him to do something against his will.

　Lan Tianzhu looked down at herself and quietly said, "Then, I'm cuter than Xiaoguang."

　Yao Chuanguang: "Okay - Little Blue is so cute!"

　It's a pity that someone like you, Nagisa Azuma, is at the level where hugging would feel uncomfortable... but it's probably not entirely due to being flat-chested.

　Being too thin might be one of the reasons.

　I didn't eat much.

　She doesn't eat snacks at all, so sometimes Lan Tianzhu feels hungry a few hours after dinner.

　As Cong Yu was thinking this...

　"Beep-beep-beep-beep..."

　Yao Chuanguang's phone rang. She reached into her pocket, took out her phone, and showed it to the two of them: "It's a call from my manager."

　Then, she answered the phone...

　"Moshi Moshi? Manager Sang."

　"Hmm? Fengsha Village? Ah... is there a daily subsidy?"

　"However, it's probably impossible for either Xiao Lan or me to go to Fengsha Village alone... because Xiao Lan needs me to cook for her."

　"You're treating... um, I'll ask Xiao Lan about that..."

　"Congyu-chan, are you coming along? Manager, are you kidding me?"

　"Huh? That makes sense."

　As he said this, Yaochuan Guang, who had received some instructions from his agent, raised his head: "The agent said that he hopes one of me or Xiaolan can go to Fengsha Village to help protect the village for a period of time."