Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　Cong Yu (annoyed): ...

　Chapter Sixty-Seven: Can't our colleagues even let people sleep?

　Yao Chuanguang and Cong Yu had a late-night chat between friends... which basically involved each of them playing on their phones and chatting.

　The two didn't go to sleep until very late.

　Yaochuan Guang usually has a fairly good daily routine, but he was unusually excited today, so he chatted with Cong Yu until very late.

　During this process, Yaochuan Guang heard the sound of Lantian Zhu opening her door, followed by the sound of someone rushing into the bathroom, and then the sound of Lantian Zhu's door closing.

　It was repeated about two or three times...

　Yaochuan Guang is usually asleep at this time, so she can't hear it. Today, she was curious and went to ask what was going on, but Cong Yu stopped her.

　"For the sake of your friendship, it's best not to go... It's also important to give your good friend more private space."

　That's what Congyu-chan said back then. Although I didn't quite understand it, it sounded very impressive, so Yaochuan Guang thought it made a lot of sense.

　Even though I didn't go to sleep until very late, tomorrow is Saturday!

　Great!

　With this thought in mind, Yaochuan Guang drifted off to sleep... Hoo-ha! Tomorrow will be another day full of hope!

　—A Fool's Dream—

　"Hoo-ha?"

　The golden fool stood blankly on the hilltop, looking at everything in front of him in confusion, before opening his eyes in shock.

　"boom!!!!"

　A gigantic, illusory serpent flew past her ear, followed by a deafening roar behind her.

　"Eh?"

　Hesitantly, the golden idiot turned his head and saw a large group of magical girls lying on the ground, each of them lying in a strange position.

　Subsequently, due to the severity of their injuries, each magical girl's transformation was canceled at that moment.

　They lay face down on the ground, their left arms outstretched and one finger pointing forward, crimson blood spreading beneath them and flowing forward along their fingers.

　"Eh?"

　The blond idiot, still puzzled, watched as the blood from each magical girl's fingertips began to converge in one place.

　Slowly raising her head following the trail of blood, she saw a person, someone whose face was indistinct and who she couldn't identify.

　A person who knows their gender.

　"???" While the blond idiot was still stunned, the other person noticed her and waved to her: "Yaochuan Guang? Come here quickly."

　"..." Although he was still in a daze, the blond idiot felt his body move freely.

　Feeling incredibly happy, it ran towards that direction with boundless joy, barking "Woof woof woof!"

　What? Is it the dream of a dog named Hikaru Yokawa?

　"..."

　"???" Isn't Yaochuan Guang my name?!

　In her confusion, some electronic sounds, not belonging to a dream, reached her ears...

　[Urgent Announcement! Urgent Announcement! This is Fuuto Radio Station, and this is Sugisaki Hideo!]

　—A Fool's Dream—

　"Huh? Hmm!"

　Yaochuan Guang suddenly raised her head, and in a daze, she only felt that her bed was unusually hard today...

　Then, after groping around in the dark for a bit, I found the hard ground and the soft beanbag chair next to me.

　Then she remembered that she had been sleeping in Cong Yu's room.

　[Urgent Announcement! Urgent Announcement! This is Fuuto Radio Station, and this is Sugisaki Hideo!]

　[To reiterate, just now, a strange person appeared near Red Heart Commercial Street! A poison-type strange person! This is important to clarify! It's a poison-type strange person!]

　According to injured witnesses, the enemy is releasing poison gas! Please get away as soon as possible! Please get away as soon as possible!

　Finances are secondary; life is the most important! Please stay away as soon as possible!!

　[To repeat! Just now, at...]

　The familiar broadcast came from the announcement equipment near the street.

　Because it happened in the middle of the night or early morning, Sugisaki Hideo's voice sounded quite tired.

　Yao Chuanguang was also very tired, but the memory of her body still made her rush out of the room and immediately prepare to transform.

　Yes, although most of the strange characters also sleep at night, their schedules are basically the same as those of the magical girls.

　However, some eccentric individuals who really want to "do big things, do big things!" will specifically choose to act at night.

　As a magical girl, Hikari Yokawa was already used to this.

　"Change... Ah!"

　Before the hurried Hikaru could even shout, he bumped into Nagisa Azuma, who had already transformed.

　He then sat down on the ground due to the reaction force.

　"..." Nagisa Azuma, who had already transformed, was wearing a sky-blue battle suit and stared in shock at Hikaru Yokawa, who rushed out of Murasame's room.

　With his mouth agape, Lan Tianzhu immediately recalled the manga he had been reading last night... but why was the progress so fast?

　Or perhaps they've actually been entangled for a long time?

　Am I also part of their scheme?!

　Or perhaps... no, maybe it was because she was worried about cockroaches or something, so she begged to sleep in Cong Yu's room.

　The quick-witted Nagisa made this judgment, but then immediately abandoned the investigation due to the constant reports of the strange man and the seriousness of the situation.

　"I'm going now, Xiaoguang, you can go back to sleep."

　As soon as he said this, Lan Tianzhu flew out of the door, leaving Yaochuan Guang behind without any time to react.

　Is this okay?

　Thinking this, Hikari Yaochuan, who had grasped the concept that "weirdos are actually terrifying" yesterday, was somewhat worried about the safety of Nagisa Aoi.

　"Hmm... a weirdo who can use poison?"

　Cong Yu slowly walked out of the room, squinting his eyes, and casually commented, "This guy is really terrible."

　"Poison is fine if it's targeted and controllable... but 'poisonous fog' is clearly something that kills indiscriminately."

　"If things go wrong, many innocent people will die, the situation will escalate, and it will only do harm to the future of the region."

　With that, Cong Yu called out to Yao Chuan Guang, "Transform... let's go check out the situation."

　Yaochuan Guang had no reason to refuse Cong Yu's request.

　"Transform!"

　"..." Amidst the dazzling light effects of Yaochuan Guang's transformation, Congyu crossed his arms and looked at the still pitch-black night.

　Under the flashing neon signs and the lights of some 24-hour supermarkets, it was clear that... Cong Yu's expression was not good.

　"Disturbing the king's enjoyment" is obviously not a capital offense.

　However, disturbing someone's sleep... that's really going too far.

　And regardless, isn't it a bit too diligent of them to be out so late at night? Which company do they work for, with such a hectic work schedule?

　Cong Yu is going to find out what exactly happened today!

　The final resting place of the King of Scrolls is to be buried in the dead of night that belongs to the King of Scrolls!

　Chapter Sixty-Eight: I'm Sorry, I'm a Police Officer

　"Hahaha! That's exactly how it feels! That's the exhilarating feeling!"

　"Die... all of you, die!"

　Shouting this, a man held up a snake's head and indiscriminately released poisonous mist onto the streets of Red Heart Commercial Street.

　Fortunately, most of the surrounding shops were already closed. Even the 24-hour shops were already...

　The lights were turned off and the store closed immediately.

　Therefore, it seems unlikely that there will be many casualties.

　"Go to hell! Go to hell! Go to hell!!"

　This strange man had no arms; instead, there were two cobras... Poisonous mist began to spread from the heads of the two snakes.

　It's worth mentioning that even if there is a prototype like the "spitting cobra," the venom it spews should be liquid venom rather than a venomous mist.

　Even if it were indeed poisonous fog, it should be white or colorless, not purple like this... There are basic principles to the modification of monsters.

　Therefore, it can be basically confirmed that this guy is not a modified monster.

　Like the weirdo in the exploding café before, he probably had some psychological issues before, and then mutated after being affected by magic.

　Such guys are easier for magical girls to deal with.

　And indeed, the magical girl came here.

　"Is it a snake? You rascal."

　A voice, as resentful as a ghost from the abyss, came from above the strange man.

　After he raised his crazed eyes, he saw a magical girl dressed entirely in sky blue, surrounded by wildly unruly, eerie blue flames.

　Lan Tianzhu raised his hand high, and with a tone of resentment that was inconsistent with his usual calm demeanor, he began to chant without any mercy: "O flames originating from the abyss!"

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　[Magic Fill 31.4%]

　[Superior Emotional Loading - Hatred Loading +15.5%]

　[Determined to fill +7.4%]

　[Chanting Guidance & Manual Control Mode Enabled]

　[Conjuration Type, Emission Type, Directional, Confirmation Completed]

　【Iris Flame - Abyss】

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　In an instant, azure flames suddenly appeared from beneath the snake-handed monster's feet, accompanied by a terrifying temperature.

　"Ahhh! A magical girl?!"

　With a roar, the snake-handed monster immediately ran, trying to dodge the attack. But the blue flames beneath his feet continued to follow him.

　The scales on his legs were roasted until they smelled like meat.

　"Bastard! Die!"

　As he announced this, the strange man, constantly being scorched by flames, pointed his hand towards Lan Tianzhu, his eyes filled with murderous intent: "I'll bite you to death!"

　Having said that, the snake head in the strange man's hand immediately extended outwards, opening its blood-red maw towards Lan Tianzhu and fiercely attacking his calf.

　However, Lan Tianzhu simply pulled his foot back and dodged the attack, which was so slow.

　"As expected, it is so weak."

　Lan Tianzhu's words sounded somewhat regretful, but there was also a hint of smugness... and even a sense of relief in them.

　"It's a pity you're not him/her... It seems that even though they are both based on the snake, there are differences in their strength and power."

　Lan Tianzhu sighed, but then laughed and changed his words: "But it seems I'm lucky... I haven't actually thought of my last words yet."

　The strange man clearly couldn't understand these words, and he shouted, "What are you talking about?!"

　Clearly, he did not get an answer from Lan Tianzhu.

　He was greeted by Lan Tianzhu's brief yet chilling chant...

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