Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　Yes, on the stomach.

　Because if she said "on her waist," Cong Yu would be arrested by the police... so she couldn't say that.

　"It's definitely not possible now. You can use it when you become a magical girl."

　Cong Yu explained kindly, but it was obvious...

　At that time, Nagashima Koki was at risk of escaping his control, and he would try to kill her.

　However, Cong Yu would never say these words aloud.

　"Huh? I can't even become a monster?"

　Nagashima

　As Xi spoke, she picked up her phone from the coffee table and showed it to Cong Yu, saying, "Everyone in the group is saying they want to become weirdos."

　What? What kind of rare group chat?

　Cong Yu looked at her phone with some surprise, first glancing at the name of the lixe group chat that Nagashima Koki had joined: 【The Eccentrics of Fukuto Exchange Group (102)】

　Does Fuuto really have over a hundred people who like weirdos?

　Cong Yu felt a bit emotional about this... He knew that many people preferred eccentric characters to magical girls.

　How should I put it? Cong Yu has also encountered quite a few guys like that.

　For example, students in their chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) period, or people who naturally think "evil forces" are cooler, or people whose family members were accidentally killed by magical girls.

　There are quite a few people like this in Central City, and they have even become a kind of "reserve force" that has been used and infiltrated by the weirdo organization.

　I never imagined that a place like Fengdu would exist.

　Even Nagashima Koki joined in... but judging from Nagashima Koki's attitude, she was just watching for fun.

　By the way, Cong Yu felt she knew how to describe Nagashima Koki.

　This kid is a clown with a childlike personality—as wicked as pouring hot water on an anthill.

　"..."

　"Watching the excitement is fine, but..."

　Cong Yu gave the instructions, then said earnestly, "These people are just dabblers, mere enthusiasts. Don't believe what they say."

　"Let me give you an example. We have organized weirdos who need a purpose to do things, like money or something... but they don't need one."

　Cong Yu said, putting Nagashima Koki off her: "They'll do anything if they think it's cool or fun, which isn't good."

　"If you really want to become a weirdo, talk to your mom and come find me after you graduate from high school or college. I'll take you to an interview."

　Nagashima Koki: An interview?

　Riko Nagashima: An interview?

　Do eccentric organizations require interviews?

　In response to Cong Yu's words, Nagashima Koki blinked and sweetly replied, "Okay... thank you, Cong Yu-nii."

　Riko Nagashima: "..."

　Still reeling from the shock of "becoming Congyu's property," the wife fell into a new round of contemplation... Why did her own daughter want to be a weirdo?

　Moreover, Cong Yu, a true eccentric, even stopped his daughter from doing bad things.

　Actually, her daughter had joined a group for doing bad things? But now Cong Yu is making her leave... So who's the weirdo here?!

　Seemingly noticing Nagashima Riko's hesitation, Congyu comforted her, "Don't worry, madam."

　As she said this, Cong Yu tapped her phone a couple of times, bringing up a seemingly formal-looking job posting website, and held it up in front of the other person.

　Riko Nagashima looked closely...

　[The 22nd Group is actively recruiting—Humans of Fengdu, do you want to extend your lifespan and stay young and beautiful?]

　Envious of the benefits and perks of government officials? Insurance and bonuses? Join us now! No mandatory overtime, guaranteed weekends off and full pay!

　Struggling financially? No problem! 22 Group is waiting for you!

　Riko Nagashima stared in disbelief, tilting her head hesitantly: "This is... a job posting for a weirdo?"

　For some reason, she suddenly felt a little tempted... Are the benefits at the Weirdos Group really that good?

　They look less and less like any kind of dark force.

　In reality, the true organization of freaks is very different from the "evil organization" that the mother and daughter imagined.

　If nothing unexpected happens, their stereotypes about the "weirdos group" are actually similar to those of most people in this world.

　It's basically about holding meetings every few days, and everyone has a ring with a code name on it. They kidnap innocent children on the street to reform them, conduct evil experiments every day, and take it upon themselves to destroy the world... or something like that.

　But these stereotypes are really quite stereotypical.

　The group of weirdos is very pragmatic... without salaries or high benefits, who would want to fight those magical girls who are just as fierce?

　It's always best to avoid fighting if possible.

　Otherwise, if one day Cong Yu randomly points to some strange person and says, "You, go and bring me Yao Chuan's head," then no matter how high Cong Yu's prestige is...

　Lord Cong Yu, are you awake?

　The other party's reaction will probably be something like this.

　"That's settled then. You can call the police after a while. We'll meet at your coffee shop this weekend, madam. I'll be there around noon."

　After briefly explaining what needed to be said, Cong Yu and Nagashima Riko exchanged phone numbers and Linx, and then calmly walked out of the room.

　"..." Nagashima Koki: "He's not the weirdo I imagined."

　Not only Nagashima Koki, but her mother Nagashima Riko also remarked with some emotion: "Yes, this is not what I imagined."

　Nagashima Koki: "..."

　"Mom, what kind of development are you thinking of? Is it not a development that's really suitable for a little kid like me to talk about?"

　"That's what Nagashima Koki asked."

　Riko Nagashima nodded subconsciously, but then realized something was wrong: "Yes...no, no, no...oh, yes, yes."

　“Right…right?”

　"……"like

　If it is "suitable to say", then it needs to mean that you can say it to Nagashima Koki, but that you can't bring yourself to say it.

　Expecting things to unfold like in a romance movie, with the lady and the boy starting off nervously together, is clearly "inappropriate to say."

　However, as long as I say "it's not appropriate to say it," my daughter, being so precocious, will completely understand what I originally intended to say...

　That's equivalent to already saying it.

　Therefore, I feel unable to answer.

　Chapter Fifty-One: Monsters

　habit.

　Humans are creatures that rely heavily on "habits," and magical girls are probably similar in this respect... even though their bodies can no longer be considered human.

　But as long as their thoughts remain human, perhaps they have retained some human habits, or rather, some human traits...

　Habits... right?

　Hikaru Yokawa was eating his bento box in the clubroom. He felt a little strange because there was no cool breeze from the rooftop.

　At this moment, only she and a pink-haired classmate named Arisa Tokishi were in the "Food Club" classroom.

　She's the president of a club, and I heard she's from some rich girl's family.

　Well, actually, there are always only two people in the club room.

　Because the entire club only has two members.

　Seemingly noticing Yaochuan Guang's gaze, the girl with short pink hair raised her head and tucked the hair in front of her face behind her ears.

　"Yaochuan? What's wrong?"

　In response to this question, Yaochuan Guang shook his head: "No, it's nothing. It's just that it's rare to see someone like you wearing your uniform so properly."

　Ayakashi looked at her school uniform and realized why Hikaru Yokawa had said that...

　Although Fuuto High School's uniform isn't bad-looking, most students still choose to wear it since the school allows them to do so.

　Even among many third-grade boys, it's quite popular to wear a vest and slippers, looking like an old man walking his dog.

　"Well, the reason... is it considered good upbringing?"

　As Alisa from the far shore spoke, she paused to eat her lunch, put her finger to her lips, and smiled: "It's not that the other students are ill-mannered... it's just that my family's upbringing is too strict."

　Private tutor, I see...

　Yao Chuanguang absentmindedly chewed on his chopsticks... Tutoring, tutoring, if you want tutoring, you at least need a home first!

　Damn it! She doesn't even have a home!

　With a hint of envy, Yaochuan Guang glanced at Yuanan Alisa's bento box: "Senpai's bento is so luxurious, did you make it yourself?"

　While praising him, Yaochuan Guang looked at the food in the multi-layered bento box.

　Rice balls, huge fried shrimp, caviar bread, salad... and you can also see a generous amount of grilled meat.

　It feels like a bento box with a very Western style.

　However, Alisa's answer was—

　"It was made by the maid."

　A...maid?!

　Yao Chuanguang had only ever seen such things in comics and movies... She never imagined that such a thing existed in reality.

　If she had said housekeeper or nanny, Yaochuan Guang could understand. But the other party used the genuine term "maid," which means...

　Is Alisa from the Far Shore some kind of wealthy young lady?

　Seemingly aware of what Yaochuan Guang was thinking, Yuanan Alisa smiled, twirling her fingers through her hair: "Yes, the Yuanan family... were major investors in Fuuto when it was still called 'Southern City'."

　Wow! They're super big dog owners!

　With this judgment in mind, Yaochuan Guang was filled with respect.

　"However, I don't really care about those things... I want to become a chef in the future, so I joined the food club."

　"As a result, I was the only freshman last year, and this year the seniors graduated and left... As a result, the club is on the verge of disbanding."

　As she said this, Alisa Haruka gave an awkward smile: "It's a good thing you joined, Yaochuan. That way, the club might be saved."

　That's a strange statement, because isn't it true that a club needs three people to survive? Isn't that the minimum requirement?

　Yao Chuanguang pondered for a moment, then voiced the question that had been lingering in his mind.

　Meanwhile, Alisa from the far shore blinked, smiled, and picked up her chopsticks: "Ah, Fuuto High School is a very realistic school... Yaochuan-kun, aren't you... you mean Congyu-kun's 'that'?"

　Which one is that?

　Far Shore Alisa: "Aren't you and Cong Yu dating?"

　"..."

　"!!!"

　"No, no, no, we're not in that kind of relationship!"

　Yaochuan Guang responded, shaking his head like a rattle-drum, his face flushed as he retorted, "If we're talking about it, Cong Yu is my...victim!"

　"???"victim?

　Although she didn't quite understand, Alisa smiled indifferently: "It's okay, as long as this relationship exists, that's fine."

　"Actually, yesterday I talked to some senior members of the student council about your joining, and also about the number of people..."

　"Then the student council members said things like, 'If it's Hikaru Yokawa, is it that? Cong Yu's girlfriend? In that case, for Cong Yu's sake, it wouldn't hurt to extend the club's disbandment deadline a bit.'"

　"..." What a realistic student council!

　It is said that schools are communities

　It's a microcosm of reality, but isn't this a bit too much of a microcosm?