Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　As he said this, Yaochuan Guang looked at the contract notary of the Fuuto Magical Girl Agency in front of him: "Let's give my inheritance priority to Congyu. We'll revise it later... and film a witnessing video."

　Xiao Cui: "..."

　Noticing Xiao Cui's silence, Yao Chuan Guang patted her head and explained, "Originally I wrote Xiao Lan, but now I suspect that Xiao Lan took my money and wouldn't be willing to buy me a burial plot... She's too stingy."

　Indeed, Sister Lantian has always been very frugal, always thinking about saving money to buy a house.

　"and……"

　As he said this, Yaochuan Guang glanced at Lan Tianzhu, who had left the room, and said, "If I were to sacrifice myself, I feel like Lan Tianzhu wouldn't escape either."

　"..." Yao Chuan Guang spoke of these things in a very lighthearted manner. But this only made Xiao Cui feel a strange heaviness in her heart.

　The life of a magical girl may seem glamorous on the surface, but behind it lies endless darkness...

　No, darkness has an end.

　It will end in death...

　With this in mind, Xiao Cui signed each contract one by one, watching as the staff stamped the signed contracts with a red seal.

　The blood-red seal looked particularly eye-catching.

　-

　"Aww...chew chew chew—"

　"..." Lan Tianzhu, who had left the room, stood in front of the vending machine chewing on something. Cong Yu curiously came over and asked, "What are you eating?"

　In response to Cong Yu's answer, Lan Tianzhu showed the packaging in his hand and said, "He Cheng Tianxia... this He Cheng Tianxia fruit is big, has a good taste, and is very flavorful."

　Where did Japan get the idea of ​​"harmony and the world"?!

　Otto, right?!

　"Ah, Xiao Lan, you're chewing betel nuts again..."

　Yaochuan ran over and sighed as he looked at Xiaolan, who, after quitting smoking and drinking with betel nut, would occasionally chew on some large fruit.

　"..."

　"I only eat it occasionally... I usually eat sweets."

　Lan Tianzhu said this, then looked towards the direction of the room in the distance: "Aren't you going to stay with Xiao Cui?"

　In response, Yao Chuanguang simply said, "I went to take photos, I'll be done after that... How about we have McDonald's for lunch?"

　Anyway, Yaochuan is the one who cooks at home, so she's definitely the one who calls the shots.

　So no one had any objections.

　"Speaking of which, there's been a lot more applicants for magical girl trainee positions lately... Is it because we're more popular, or because there are more people with magical aptitude?"

　Lan Tianzhu asked this question, while Yao Chuanguang, who hadn't noticed this, tilted his head and said, "Really? I feel like there were quite a few before."

　In response, Red put her hands in her pockets and said, "Perhaps it's a combination of both. It's either because more people admire you and want to become magical girls, or because there are more candidates with magical aptitude..."

　"Because monster attacks are becoming more frequent, the number of magical girls is also increasing, which is not a good sign."

　Potential magical girls can be affected by magic due to attacks from strange individuals. In other words, they are stimulated and thus awaken.

　The increase in magical girls means that monster attacks will become more frequent.

　Blue Sky Nagisa: "..."

　Yao Chuanguang: "..."

　It's really strange to hear someone working for a group of oddballs keep saying, "This is not a good omen."

　Seemingly noticing their thoughts, Red defended herself and the 22nd Group, saying, "We are an organization that has transcended base desires. Those strange attacks you encounter have nothing to do with us..."

　Yes, that's why the monster attacks in Fuuto seem so poor in quality... just disorganized and undisciplined wild monsters.

　Before Hong could finish speaking, she nodded with deep emotion: "This is the special nature of Fengdu, and it is also the path that Congyu has chosen."

　Cong Yu: "..."

　Hong: "Ah..."

　Oops, I said it too easily.

　"..." Yao Chuan Guang didn't notice anything wrong and directly interpreted it as something like "Cong Yu arranged for the group not to attack Fudu".

　Since everyone already knows that Cong Yu is a member of the weirdo group, it doesn't matter anymore.

　However, Lan Tianzhu understood what Hong meant as soon as she heard it, and looked at Cong Yu with a smile on her face.

　"Ha...this is...cough cough cough!!"

　Lan Tianzhu suddenly choked up halfway through her sentence, then burst into violent coughing, leaning against the wall and coughing incessantly: "Cough! Cough!! Cough!!!"

　It seemed like it was trying to cough something up, but failed.

　Yao Chuanguang: "!!!"

　"Did you choke?!"

　Yaochuan Guang asked this question, then reached out and patted the tears streaming down his face.

　Lan Tianzhu's back: "Bang bang bang!!!"

　However, it was clearly of no use.

　Lan Tianzhu choked completely.

　"..."

　"Let me do it……"

　With that simple statement, Cong Yu pushed Yao Chuan Guang aside, then stood behind Lan Tian Zhu and reached her hand through his arm.

　He wrapped his arms around Lan Tianzhu's abdomen, his palms facing inwards between her navel and ribs...

　"Get ready to exhale forcefully... yeah!"

　As he said this, Cong Yu suddenly exerted force, his palm slamming into the soft tissue below Lan Tianzhu's diaphragm...

　"cough!!!"

　He Cheng Tianxia was criticized.

　"..."

　"Ha...ha...I'm saved."

　Lan Tianzhu said this with a pale face and a very hoarse voice, looking like he was covered in sweat.

　Logically, she could have easily used her magic to obliterate the betel nut blocking her throat. However, she choked suddenly, leaving her mind blank.

　Red: "Oh, isn't this... the Heimdall maneuver?"

　"..." Although there were some inexplicable errors in Hong's statement, it didn't matter. As long as Xiao Lan survived, that was a good thing.

　It's not like they'll die.

　With this in mind, Cong Yu pinched Lan Tianzhu's face: "If you keep eating betel nuts, be careful your cheeks will swell up."

　"..."

　"Ugh... I'm not eating it anymore, I'm giving it up!"

　As Xiao Lan spoke, she clasped her hands together in a very devout manner: "I'm going to quit everything. I'm quitting smoking, drinking, and jujubes. I haven't even touched gambling or drugs before... From now on, I'll be a model magical girl of the new era."

　The "Four Good Magical Girls" are alright...

　However, it's best to avoid these things altogether.

　Cigarettes and alcohol...

　Wait a minute? Did we forget something?

　Chapter 363 Little Blackie! Demon King!

　After having a satisfying meal at McDonald's, the group couldn't go home right away... to be precise, there was no need to go home immediately yet.

　Since I was going out, I naturally took the opportunity to film the video that Xiao Cui needed to join the team.

　Just like when we filmed a video for Blue Sky Nagisa before—because of the popularity of the Wind City Squad, the filming studio can be used for free.

　Once the magical girls who have paid for this are used up, we can go straight in to record... although it's not like everyone can't afford to pay that much.

　But that's probably the joy of getting something for free...

　Rather than renting such semi-open professional facilities, it would be better to "borrow" them through personal connections, which would actually be a good thing for the firm.

　For a team that serves as the backbone of its operations, having such personal connections is actually beneficial.

　"..." Xiao Cui was a little confused, listening to the noise coming from the recording studio.

　[Hello everyone, fans! I'm Kun☆Jiang, a magical girl trainee who has been practicing for two and a half years. I'm good at singing, dancing, rapping...Music!]

　Cong Yu: "..."

　Cong Yu paused for a moment, then said, "I remember when we accompanied Lan Tianzhu to record before, the magical girl Lu Renjia introduced herself like this... Is this some kind of template?"

　There are still too many little black guys!

　In response, as the song "[You who are walking towards me make me restless - baby - oh——]" played, Lan Tianzhu first shook his head, then nodded.

　What does it mean?

　"Isn't it the time we came here last time? There was a magical girl trainee who introduced herself in such a weird and awkward way?"

　Yao Chuan Guang explained in this way, while opening his phone: "Because that song and dance moves are very catchy, they became popular on Metabus, and many people imitated them when introducing themselves."

　Okay, very good, this reason has a strange sense of déjà vu.

　"Do I have to sing too?"

　Xiao Cui couldn't help but ask this question, her eyebrows twitching... It felt incredibly awkward to sing that kind of song.

　"No need... Actually, the hype is almost over."

　Lan Tianzhu said this while chewing on a lollipop: "Besides, you actually have popularity, so you don't need to use this method to attract traffic."

　Indeed, Cong Yu has already finished drawing Xiao Cui's character portrait.

　He was just waiting for the company behind the magical girl showdown, namely Amaju Entertainment Co., Ltd., to contact him to commission Xiao Cui's article.

　How do you say "start work early"?

　This is called inside information!

　Moreover, it's so much more internal than that... it's beyond what can be described as just "insiders."

　It's something like, "Wow, the magical girl you guys were talking about slept in the same bed with me yesterday (laughs and cries while covering face)."

　In short, although it is the truth, it sounds like something only a gaming guru could say!

　"So how am I supposed to introduce myself later?"

　Xiao Cui was still a little confused, while Yao Chuan Guang dug out her old videos and Lan Tian Zhu's joining statement and showed them to Xiao Cui.

　"First, let me introduce myself. Oh right... didn't Congyu-chan prepare a script for Xiaolan before?"

　Having thought of this, Yaochuan Guang glanced at Congyu, then thought for a moment and said, "Never mind, it's not good to always bother Congyu-chan."

　With that in mind, Yaochuan Guang began designing for Xiaocui.

　lines.

　"You just say, 'I am the magical girl Xiao Cui, and I officially become a member of the Fuuto Squad starting today,' and then..."

　"..." The dog has grown up, tears welling up in my eyes.

　Thinking this, Cong Yu nodded with emotion, then noticed a food cart passing by on the side of the street out of the corner of her eye.

　Yes, a food cart.

　Japan does have mobile food vendors, but they are mostly converted vans. While there are also vendors selling snacks from pushcarts, they are not very common.

　However, this was clearly not what caught Cong Yu's attention.

　"..." Cong Yu stared at the stall owner who had parked his car on the side of the road, his whole body wrapped up tightly without any gaps.

　The two bosses were both wrapped up very tightly; judging from their build, they were probably a man and a woman...

　For some reason, Cong Yu had a very familiar feeling about it.