Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　Chapter 190 Little Blue Decides to Lower Her Intelligence

　"Good morning, my two masters. What would you like to eat, meow?"

　Inside the maid café, a maid asked, handing a menu to Azuma Nagisa and Kozue: "Nyan-chan recommends the signature afternoon tea set, meow—"

　In response to her words, Xiao Cui glanced at the signature afternoon tea set on the menu... a cappuccino and a slice of tiramisu cake.

　The price is 42 yuan.

　Well, although it's not cheap, it's a very good deal compared to the other desserts on the menu.

　After all, this is a city of wind, and the prices here are incomparable to places like Fengsha Village... Fengsha Village doesn't even have coffee shops.

　Moreover, this is the Red Heart Commercial Street, which is considered a luxury location.

　Moreover, it's a maid cafe... Thinking about it that way, the price of this combination can already be considered good value for money.

　"Hmm, then let's have two of their signature afternoon tea sets, plus..."

　As Xiao Cui spoke, she flipped through the descriptions and pictures on the menu: "Two mini cream puffs... and one sugar cube."

　"..." The maid silently made a note of it, but... why is it that the younger sister is the one taking the order when the guests who look like sisters are actually the older sister?

　Is it a character where the younger sister is more assertive?

　"Okay - Master, please wait a moment, meow!"

　The cafe's maid said this, then turned and left, heading towards the kitchen.

　Xiao Cui put down the menu, looked around, and said, "Sister Lantian... is it really okay to have cake for lunch?"

　As she said this, Xiao Cui sighed maturely, "If Sister Yao Chuan finds out, she will definitely scold us."

　Lan Tianzhu wasn't too worried about this, maintaining a calm expression: "Xiao Guang won't be that strict, especially since we're spending her money."

　This sounds strange, because generally speaking, it's people who get angry when they use someone else's people.

　But Xiao Cui imagined it... and it was indeed so.

　Yaochuan Guang gives off that kind of vibe...

　If I spend her money, nothing will happen; but if I spend my own, I'll likely get a lecture from her telling me "don't waste money."

　To be honest, Xiao Cui felt a kind of maternal love in Yao Chuan Guang that she had been missing for a long time, or even had never felt before.

　Yaochuan Guang shouldn't be stingy with spending money on them.

　"Speaking of which..."

　Xiao Cui suddenly remembered something and looked at Lan Tianzhu curiously: "Doesn't Sister Lan Tianzhu also have a salary? Where is your money? Do you save it all?"

　Lan Tianzhu nodded gently at the curious Xiao Cui.

　"Yes, I'll keep it."

　As Lan Tianzhu said this, a gentle light shone in her eyes: "It's my wish—I want to buy a house in Central City."

　I originally thought that I could live with Hikaru, even in a small house... but now it seems that's not possible.

　As the family grows, the house needs to be bigger.

　Xiao Cui: "..."

　"If Brother Congyu heard what you said, Sister Lantian, he would be so angry that he would faint."

　As Xiao Cui said this, she looked at the cat-eared maid waitress who came up with the food for the two of them, and she accepted the food and thanked her.

　Then, together with Azuma Nagisa, they watched the waiter cast some kind of "love magic" on the cake and coffee, making them taste better...

　Of course, it wasn't real magic; it was just waving fingers and reciting made-up lines and fake spells...

　Boys might be more receptive to this approach?

　Amidst Xiao Cui and Lan Tianzhu's expressionless faces, the waiter ran away in an awkward atmosphere.

　So, the target audience for maid cafes isn't elementary or middle school students, damn it... making her seem like a weird older sister.

　"..."

　Why did Cong Yu faint from anger?

　When Lan Tianzhu asked the question, Xiao Cui happily ate her cake and replied, "Haven't you noticed? Brother Cong Yu really likes Fengdu."

　"If they hear that you want to buy a house in Central City, they'll definitely ask you why you don't buy a house in Fengdu, and they'll also ask... what makes Fengdu inferior to Central City?"

　"That's bound to happen, right?"

　Lan Tianzhu was stunned by the cheerful Xiao Cui, and then realized that it was indeed the case... but then a wave of heart palpitations followed.

　Yes, after all, he's Cong Yu. If he really is...

　It's only natural that he likes Fuuto so much.

　No... there must be some misunderstanding.

　Lan Tianzhu thought to herself... Regardless of what she really thought, she decided that she had to think this way.

　Until the truth was revealed, she forced herself to...

　To remain silent about this... to close one's heart and prevent oneself from thinking too much.

　Even if this is self-deception.

　"..."

　"This coffee shop has a really nice ambiance—"

　As Xiao Cui spoke, she looked around at the decorations of "Echo Maid COF," where the environment was quite elegant.

　Although the decorations are not extravagant, they reveal a sense of careful design in every detail, and there are all sorts of small decorations that look very cute.

　Then, Xiao Cui saw a woman wearing a fluffy coat walk in through the doorway... but it was the middle of summer.

　Thinking this, Xiao Cui and Lan Tianzhu watched as the woman walked straight towards the stairwell. Then, at the beckoning of a store manager dressed in office lady attire, they went up the stairs to the second floor.

　"Is that person a magical girl?"

　Xiao Cui asked Lan Tianzhu with such curiosity, recalling the woman's age: "She's in her twenties, can she still become a magical girl?"

　"..." Lan Tianzhu: "..."

　Looking at the store manager, Lan Tianzhu felt that he looked familiar... She silently scrolled through her phone and found Cong Yu's Twitter account.

　Comparing Cong Yu's tweet from a long time ago with this photo of her and the store manager.

　Lan Tianzhu has confirmed that the store manager seems to be related to Cong Yu. If that's the case... is that woman a weirdo?

　Could this be...?

　Is this the headquarters of the eccentric group?

　Lan Tianzhu, who was making this guess, did not say anything, but shook his head nonchalantly.

　"Probably not, maybe she really likes that coat...and the coffee shop has air conditioning."

　As Lan Tianzhu looked at Xiao Cui, who was nodding, he felt a little sad... Why was he covering for Cong Yu?

　Isn't this just pure simp behavior?

　Sometimes, it feels better not to guess than to guess, at least that way she feels much better.

　Being too smart might not be a good thing.

　Lan Tianzhu decided to give herself a good talking-to tonight... to lower her IQ and reasoning abilities that shouldn't have been raised.

　Yes, that's right, so please forgive my breaking of the precept, my lord...

　I just wanted to lower my IQ, it wasn't that I couldn't help it... It's definitely not, it's absolutely not true!

　(Kami Sama: Go on, I'm listening)

　Chapter 191 Heavenly Martial Killing Path! Severing the Father's Path!

　What lies beyond the universe? Are there aliens?

　Panting heavily, Lan Tianzhu thought to himself as he closed his eyes and rested on the bed... his mind was filled with countless thoughts.

　Is her desire simply an unfulfilled instinct, or something she truly longs for deep down?

　Does the fact that magical girls cannot have children mean that those who fall in love with magical girls are not acting out of instinct?

　What is the meaning of life?

　Where did I come from, and where am I going...?

　Lan Tianzhu calmed down, then felt the coldness and dampness of the sheets... The smell in the room made her peaceful mind restless again.

　I'm going to wash the sheets tomorrow anyway, might as well get them completely wet this time!

　Thinking this, Lan Tianzhu, her cheeks flushed and her eyes alluring, opened her phone and glanced at it... The phone battery was down to 2%.

　But the charger is in Cong Yu's room.

　If I go out to get it now...

　Forget it, let's go to sleep.

　……

　No way, I can't sleep!

　Living is about saving money; there are no limits. I'll just save money! 360° Thomas twist on the bed.

　Does the lack of side dishes mean I can't deduct from the price? Are Happy Beans such an inconvenient thing?! I deducted them all!

　Lan Tianzhu gripped the pillow with one hand, clamped the innocent pillow between her thighs, and stretched her hand between them: "Don't move! Cong Yu!"

　(Pillow: You've got the wrong person!)

　This is a pillow that Hikaru Yokawa gave her. It's half the height of a person and has an animal pattern. It's quite cute... but the pattern is now deformed because it's caught between Nagisa Azuma's legs.

　"Uh-huh..."

　"Watch me take care of you!"

　(Pillow: Holy crap, let go of me!)

　"Mmmmmmm..."

　"Go ahead and beg for mercy, it won't do you any good..."

　(Pillow: Who's begging for mercy? Are you crazy?!)

　"Blame it on you for walking around seducing me every day!"

　"Mmm...oh...oh..."

　(Pillow: Is it coming? Stop...stop it!!)

　"Cong Yu! Cong Yu!! Cong Yu Cong Yu Cong Yu ahhhh!!!"

　(Body pillow: Hikaru Yokawa, save me!!!)

　-

　"Well?"

　Yao Chuanguang tilted her head in confusion. Lying on the quilt, she straightened up, looking somewhat bewildered, and looked away from her phone.

　"What's wrong?"

　Lying beside her, Alisa asked, poking at the game screen on her phone, "Is there anything you're not used to?"

　"..." Yaochuan Guang's brows relaxed. She had felt like there was a cry for help, but it was probably just her imagination...

　"No, it's fine."

　As Yaochuan Guang said this, she placed her and Yuanan Alisa's quilts side by side on the tatami: "This is the first time I've ever seen a maid in real life."

　Previously, Hikaru Yokawa had only seen maids and the like in anime.

　But I actually saw him today, dressed in black.

　A maid in a white maid outfit... The Far Shore family truly lives up to its reputation as a great family.

　"Actually, there's nothing special about it. Maids usually do housework, but it's more convenient... and they're closer to us because we're like family."

　Alisa replied, then smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry, although I invited you to come over, I've been in class all day."