Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　If the strange woman hadn't dodged in time...

　"Ugh!!!!"

　Okay, so you didn't manage to dodge it... Did you dodge it? If you did dodge.

　Now, it's not just a matter of missing limbs anymore; this strange man has now transformed into an inverted triangle.

　Apart from the head and chest cavity, there was basically nothing left.

　Even so, even though she was floating in the water with blood flowing from all seven orifices, she still did not die... but struggled and fell asleep in a daze.

　She fell into a sleep like a baby.

　However, since the brain and heart are still intact, death is definitely not an option...

　"Sigh, it's good to be young, you can fall asleep so quickly."

　With these thoughts in mind, Cong Yu controlled the Jormungandr train to swallow it... of course, not to throw it into the "fuel room" but to place it in the "cabin".

　Cong Yu hasn't gotten any information out of him yet...

　To be honest, he wasn't very good at interrogation, but in fact, Cong Yu usually didn't need to interrogate people; he only needed to temporarily drain their magic power.

　With a simple imprinting of a mark, intelligence can be obtained through peaceful negotiations, just like with a friend.

　The prerequisite is to knock them unconscious and then drain their magic.

　Hydra Brand is not a very strong toxin. Well... that doesn't mean it's ineffective, but rather that its use is subject to strict conditions.

　Usually, they only manipulate ordinary humans, or those who are not much stronger than ordinary people but have a "brain".

　This female freak is a leader-level...

　It would probably take beating her to the point of near death and unconsciousness, and then a day or two of painstaking effort, before the Hydra mark could be implanted... After that, there would be the risk of her escaping.

　Therefore, even if Cong Yu has such abilities, he is still not suitable for carrying out tasks such as intelligence gathering.

　On the one hand, our capabilities are limited; on the other hand...

　When asked to carry out actions similar to "espionage," he would usually turn them into "special operations," making them neither espionage nor spying.

　It might turn into a solo attack because...

　fighting! Cool!

　——Best Friends Divider——

　"Is the interrogation over?"

　As the doctor asked this, she, who was combing her hair, raised her hand to wipe the blood off Cong Yu's cheek: "You're really efficient."

　Cong Yu smiled at this: "What interrogation? It's not an interrogation at all... I've already become friends with the leader of the 21st Group. I have the blood of the 21st Group's rabble monsters."

　"..." The doctor paused for a moment. She didn't think someone controlled by the "Hydra Mark" could be called a friend. "You're really fixated on 'friends,' so what's the situation?"

　Unfortunately, there was basically no useful information.

　"Simply put, the monster found the leader of the 21st Group and gave her an imperfect ring that could 'convert monster magic into monster magic.' Then, it made her attracted to the power resulting from the combination of magic."

　"Coming to work for the Monster Group... there's nothing of value to be gained besides that."

　Cong Yu said, resting her chin on her hand, "The only thing we know is that those monsters need a 'spiritual vein knot,' but we don't know what its significance is."

　After saying that, Cong Yu sighed softly, putting the matter of the monster aside: "Let me help you comb your hair... Also, can I use the bathroom later?"

　"……"doctor:"!!!"

　Has it dawned on you?!

　……

　Cong Yu: "To avoid the magical girl at home smelling the blood when I get home, then I won't have any good excuse."

　doctor:"……"

　"walk slowly!!!"

　"Why are you gritting your teeth? It's fine if you don't want to lend it."

　"No, I'd love to!"

　Chapter 163 Yaochuan Guang's Prank

　"Sniff sniff sniff—"

　Yao Chuan Guang sniffed Cong Yu all over with a suspicious look on his face, like a real little dog, sniffing from east to west.

　Then, she came to a conclusion—

　"Cong Yu-chan has the scent of a woman!"

　As Yao Chuan Guang spoke, he nodded vigorously to show that he hadn't wronged Cong Yu: "I smelled it! It smells nice!"

　Cong Yu looked at Yao Chuan Guang with a look of disgust, puzzled: "Yao Chuan Guang, do you eat fried dough?"

　In response to Cong Yu's answer, Yao Chuan Guang took Cong Yu's hand and smelled it, then grabbed Cong Yu's clothes and smelled them: "Sniff sniff sniff—"

　Then, she put on a serious expression.

　Because she felt she could really smell it.

　Blue Sky Nagisa: "..."

　Looking at Yaochuan Guang, who could openly and honestly listen to the rain, Lantian Zhu felt a deep sense of envy... and utter contempt!

　It's so disgusting, she couldn't even bear to look.

　"Brother Congyu, let me smell it—"

　Xiao Cui rushed into Cong Yu's arms and sniffed, "Hmm...it smells like some kind of shower gel."

　Although it's not a woman's scent, but...

　How come Cong Yu said she went out with friends and even took a shower at one of their houses? Is this a friend or a girlfriend?!

　"No! I must smell it thoroughly!"

　Yaochuan Guang crawled onto Congyu's stomach and sniffed wildly like a pervert: "Who is that woman? Congyu-chan, tell us the truth!"

　"..." What a scoundrel!

　"Stay away from me..."

　Cong Yu felt a little itchy from Yao Chuan Guang's rubbing against her, and couldn't help but shrink her neck to avoid it. At the same time, she pressed her hand on Yao Chuan Guang's face and pushed her away.

　"Aren't you being a little too perceptive? We're just ordinary friends, nothing more... Don't you understand?"

　As Cong Yu was saying this, she noticed that Yao Chuanguang looked completely disbelieving, so she could only make up a lie: "My friend is a scientist who likes to drink alcohol and coffee. He was afraid you wouldn't like the smell of alcohol, so he borrowed the bathroom to take a shower."

　As Cong Yu spouted this nonsense, she became arrogant and questioned Yao Chuan Guang: "It's all for you, Yao Chuan Guang! It's only because I'm so good to you that you still question me. Anyone else would have abandoned you long ago."

　Yao Chuanguang was filled with deep self-blame for this.

　"So...so that's how it is. I misunderstood Congyu-chan..."

　As he said this, Yaochuan Guang blinked, feeling that something was wrong. After thinking for a moment, he suddenly realized and looked up with an expression that said, "I understand."

　"Cong Yu-chan, you're manipulating me!"

　Amidst Yaochuan Guang's indignation, Lantian Zhu and Xiao Cui simultaneously revealed expressions of shock... Yaochuan Guang was unusually intelligent today.

　Women's IQ really does skyrocket when it comes to catching someone cheating.

　"uh-huh."

　Cong Yu nodded, looking like a promising student: "However, we are just ordinary friends."

　Yao Chuan Guang stared at Cong Yu suspiciously, blinking his eyes. He stared at Cong Yu intently for a while before giving up asking further questions.

　"call……"

　Cong Yu let out a long sigh of relief and slumped onto the sofa, thinking that she had finally managed to fool him... Yao Chuan Guangzhen was such a possessive dog.

　Even though he wasn't particularly close to his girlfriend, he still felt like he was being controlled by her.

　This must be the adoptive mother I recognized.

　"Brother Congyu, were you thinking something like 'Finally, I got away with it' just now? Sigh... Sister Yaochuan is such a hassle."

　As Xiao Cui said this, she lay down next to Cong Yu, blinking her innocent eyes: "I'm different."

　As she spoke, Xiao Cui rubbed against Cong Yu, then softly lay on Cong Yu's lap: "Because Brother Cong Yu is very good, Xiao Cui also hopes that everyone will like Brother Cong Yu."

　This is excellent tea, truly excellent tea.

　Cong Yu smiled wryly and patted Xiao Cui's head: "Xiao Cui, where did you learn all these things?"

　Xiao Cui stuck out her tongue and said, "I saw it in a TV series."

　Cong Yu could roughly guess what kind of strange TV series it was.

　"For a sixth-grader, your way of thinking is a bit too mature... Just wondering, do you even know where children come from?"

　Xiao Cui replied with a confident look, "Of course, I'll watch it with Sister Lantian tonight..."

　He was only halfway through his sentence when Lan Tianzhu pounced on him and covered his mouth.

　"Uh uh... uh uh..."

　"..." Yao Chuanguang: "???"

　"What's wrong?"

　Yao Chuan Guang was a little curious. She looked at Lan Tian Zhu, who was covered in cold sweat but still had a calm expression, and asked, "Lan, what are you watching tonight?"

　In response, Lan Tianzhu coughed lightly.

　"It's nothing... Speaking of which, judging from your attitude, Xiaoguang, do you even know how children are born?"

　Yaochuan Guang immediately showed a contemptuous expression.

　"Of course I know, Xiao Lan, do you think I'm some kind of naive person... But you're overthinking it, magical girls don't have children."

　"..." Indeed, from a species perspective, magical girls are no longer the same as humans... In fact, it could be said that each magical girl is a distinct race. Therefore, there's no need to think about magical boys.

　Hikaru Yokawa: "Because storks don't deliver babies to magical girls."

　"..." Cong Yu: "!!!"

　Blue Sky Nagisa: "!!!"

　Xiao Cui: "!!!"

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　[Your Majesty's Left Protector: Fantastic! Fantastic! Cong Yu, your secret has been exposed! The eccentric survivor of the 21st Group has complained about you to His Majesty—]

　[Your Majesty's Right Protector: What Xiao Hei said is true.]

　[Cong Yu: There were actually some who slipped through the net...]

　[Your Majesty's Left Protector: His Majesty is very happy and said he will give you your favorite Xizhilang jelly.]

　[Your Majesty's Right Protector: Little Black is talking nonsense. His Majesty is very angry and has accused you of being "lawless" and "arrogant because of his favor."]

　"..." Squatting in the toilet, Cong Yu looked at the chat messages on her hand with some emotion, feeling somewhat fortunate that she hadn't gone to the emperor to talk about the monsters yet.

　Otherwise, you might get scolded for half a day.

　Cong Yu wasn't too afraid of Miss Chi You, since she was tied up and couldn't move, and magic spells couldn't hit her.

　However, the emperor's lecturing skills were quite terrifying; he could go on and on with a never-ending stream of rants, sometimes making the emperor question the meaning of life.

　Fortunately, Cong Yu had a private relationship with the two protectors, Hei Hei and Bai Bai.

　[Cong Yu: Thank you so much! I'll bring you apples next time.]

　[His Majesty's Right Protector: Hmm, alright, this is a good opportunity to improve our meals.]

　[Your Majesty's Left Protector: Great! I'm getting blisters from eating bamboo every day! Bring me more!]

　"..." Speaking of which, Miss Chiyou's death anniversary is coming soon... This year, the sixth day of the sixth lunar month is July 8th. I'll go and give her a gift then.

　Hopefully, she'll be in a better mood then.

　Because Chi You didn't know when she was born, he only knew when she was sealed away.

　So Cong Yu has been treating that day as the other person's birthday for now.