Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

Author: Crescent Moon Madman

Summary:

Cong Yu, male, seventeen years old, is a student.

His hidden identity is a manager of the Monster Group, and he is currently on leave without pay to attend school for further studies.

I live in a villa area northeast of Fengdu. I live alone and my house is quite big.

I thought this kind of life would continue until I graduated from high school and college.

But the sudden intrusion of the magical girl changed his life!

"I am Cong Yu's dog! Woof woof woof!"

"Cong Yu, you don't want your true identity to be discovered, right?"

"I am the magical girl you corrupted yourself. You must take responsibility!"

Amidst the noise of many magical girls (questionable)...

Cong Yu didn't know what expression to show, so he could only smile.

　Chapter One: The Restaurant! Explosion!

　Good morning! This is Fuuto Radio Station, and this is your neighbor, Sugisaki Hideo, bringing you a refreshing morning greeting.

　[Next up is music time...]

　【---】

　Did the music you just heard make you feel relaxed enough? Now let's turn our attention to the hottest news—

　[You probably all remember the blue-themed magical girl who recently appeared alongside Shining☆chan, who was active in Fuuto.]

　Yesterday, the blue-haired magical girl dealt with a newly appeared monster...

　However, these weirdos have been acting up lately, and even I, your friendly neighbor, am a little scared...

　Okay, next up is the letter reading segment—

　[Thank you to fan "Xiao Hai" for the letter—Sugisaki-san's voice is very magnetic, but sometimes he seems a bit down. Is it because he's working too hard?]

　Haha, thank you for your concern... Let's look at the next letter.

　[Snap...]

　The radio on the table was turned off.

　A hand casually pressed on the radio, turning off the broadcast of Fengdu Radio Station... Sitting at the dining table was a man who looked very young.

　Judging from his appearance, this man could not be described as "plain-looking," but he could certainly be described as "handsome and dashing."

　How to describe it?

　It is a very typical, even stereotypical, style of ancient Chinese handsome men.

　He had a handsome face, but it was obvious that he was male. He seemed to have quite long hair, which was tied in a single ponytail at the back of his head.

　In short, he's a handsome guy.

　“Ah, wuwu——”

　The man simply ate the sandwich in his hand, slowly chewing while resting his chin on his hand, seemingly lost in thought.

　To be honest, even with just this simple gesture of resting his chin on his hand, his appearance gives off a feeling of "don't disturb this person's thinking."

　Unfortunately, even if someone were here, they wouldn't have imagined...

　"Sigh, I'm out of money... I really want to make some money."

　There is almost no doubt that this man, who is trying to make money and gives off a strange sense of "this kind of person shouldn't say such things," is a time traveler.

　Cong Yu, who transmigrated to this world, has become younger in age and body, but her mind remains sharp.

　Yes, Cong Yu's name is Cong Yu.

　It's truly remarkable.

　However, from another perspective, after transmigrating to this world, because this world is different from my previous life, it lacks many "works" and the like.

　Cong Yu also avoided the awkwardness that her name might have had, which can be considered "a stroke of luck amidst misfortune".

　Cong Yu, seventeen years old, is a student... Hmm hmm hmm ahhh!

　I live alone in a villa area in the northeast of Fengdu. My house is quite large. I am unmarried, a second-year student at Fengdu High School, and I do not smoke or drink.

　He had no parents and no legal guardians. Because he was desperate for money, he used to work as an oddball, eventually rising to a leadership position through his own efforts.

　He later discovered that a pervert within the organization was eyeing his body, so he decided to temporarily retire.

　I now draw comics at home to barely make a living. When I'm in the mood, I stay up almost every night. When I'm not, I play on my phone until I pass out.

　I don't drink a glass of warm milk before bed, and when I'm exhausted, I just fall asleep and sleep until dawn... The "doctor" says I'm about to die.

　This is Cong Yu's current situation.

　……

　Cong Yu was slowly eating her breakfast. She had just taken a sip of her hot milk when she heard shouts from her neighbors nearby.

　"Hey! Isn't that... Shining☆-chan?"

　"It really is Shining☆Chan!"

　“Shining☆Shining☆”

　"..." Cong Yu paused for a moment, then sighed, her face darkening. "It's so noisy, all that 'kira-kira' all the time."

　Complaining like this, Cong Yu opened the restaurant window and looked outside. She immediately saw a golden magical girl fluttering in the air.

　Chased by this golden magical girl is a strange person carrying a package in his arms... with insect wings on his back.

　The two were chasing each other in the air.

　Visibly, the golden magical girl was constantly gathering magic circles of the same color in her hands, from which she continuously fired energy projectiles at the attack.

　“…” Cong Yu took a deep breath and looked at

　The streets, riddled with craters from the magic bullets, were filled with people who squinted at the strange man and magical girl in the sky.

　That strange man looked like a shirtless, muscular man with a rather long and sharp nose... From this angle, he should be the Mosquito Monster.

　The one chasing the mosquito monster is a magical girl who resides in Fuuto, a golden-haired girl known as "Shining☆-chan".

　She flew around freely, attacking the monsters, wearing a gorgeous lace dress that didn't seem to hinder her movements at all.

　That's what makes magical girls special.

　Girls of appropriate age who are affected by the power of a strange person or by abnormal magical energy may become magical girls and gain magical power.

　In addition to never aging, it possesses an extremely tenacious and idealistic vitality—an immortal body, agelessness, and magical power.

　They're practically a different race.

　Logically speaking, Cong Yu, as a former executive of the eccentric group, should have stepped in to help his fellow eccentrics, but... since he has already retired.

　It's best to avoid unnecessary complications.

　……

　Cong Yu, feeling that her good mood for the day had been ruined by the magical girl, lowered her head and ate her breakfast sausage, trying to avoid seeing or being bothered by it.

　Then, in the next instant, Cong Yu felt a sense of crisis.

　Caught between eternity and fleeting moments, Cong Yu sensed something was wrong and immediately raised her head...

　What came into his view was a mosquito monster that had been hit in the abdomen by [Shining☆Jiang]'s "Knight Kick" and was flying towards the window.

　Cong Yu's dining seat faced the window.

　"boom!!!"

　In an instant, the window glass shattered, breaking apart in mid-air with a crisp sound.

　Cong Yu stared wide-eyed at the mosquito-like monster spinning in the air, and at the shards of glass flying like bullets from a shotgun.

　And that momentum, still lingering, flew into his arms...

　A golden magical girl.

　……

　"boom!!!"

　With a tremendous impact, Cong Yu, whose face showed an expression of "nothing is more heartbreaking than death," was blasted to the other side of the wall and sat on the ground against it.

　It hurts...it hurts so much...I feel like I'm going to vomit blood.

　Cong Yu glanced at the yellow-clad magical girl lying on top of her, then looked at the mosquito monster who had stood up and was looking around.

　After seeing Cong Yu's appearance and features, the Mosquito Monster immediately gave him a thumbs up, as if he knew him.

　Wait, why do you have that "mission accomplished" look on your face? Your previous actions...

　Cong Yu stared with dead fish eyes, realizing that this mosquito-like monster had obviously recognized him, judging from his previous flight trajectory.

　Did they deliberately bring the magical girl in here?

　*wink*

　The mosquito monster made all sorts of faces at Cong Yu, who was lying down.

　*wink*

　……

　Your winking won't work! I'm retired! Get out of my house, or I'll crush you!

　Cong Yu was certain her expression was contorted, and the mosquito monster, noticing this, instantly realized something—

　Mosquito Monster: I remember hearing that Mr. Congyu loves to torture magical girls. According to "Red Master," the screams of magical girls can be heard from Mr. Congyu's room every night...

　Mosquito Monster: Mr. Murasame truly deserves to be our role model, viewing magical girls as enemies! I understand! I'm gradually coming to understand everything!

　Watching the mosquito monster with an expression of worship fly out of the window, incidentally causing its own window to be smashed even more thoroughly.

　All Cong Yu could do was sigh... The magical girl on his body immediately jumped up, looking around warily.

　"Ha! Weird guy...wait, did he run away?"

　"Yes, Magical Girl Shining☆, another day protecting the city! Citizen, are you alright?"

　"..."

　"fine."

　Cong Yu responded in this tentative manner, a sigh on his face as he looked around at the dilapidated restaurant. He really wanted to ask...

　What have you been protecting?!

　Chapter Two: Compensation?

　"It's a pity that the weirdo still managed to escape... I don't know what he stole, it's a real shame we couldn't get it back."

　Wearing an elaborate and gorgeous uniform, [Shining☆chan] sat in front of Cong Yu, politely apologizing: "I'm so sorry for accidentally hurting you."

　To be honest, he was more polite than Cong Yu had imagined.

　"No, I'm fine."

　Cong Yu responded calmly, looking around at the mess in the restaurant. Her tone was also very calm: "The newly renovated kitchen was destroyed, my most enjoyable peaceful breakfast time was disturbed, the sausage flew away and got squashed, I was hit by a magical girl and almost vomited blood, and maybe I have some soft tissue contusions... that's all."

　That doesn't sound like "just" at all, does it?!

　Shining☆chan was a little embarrassed, and she sincerely put her hands together: "Sorry, sorry, um... housing insurance or something?"

　Housing insurance policies include coverage for damage caused during battles between monsters and magical girls.

　But it's a pity...

　"First of all, let me clarify that I am not the landlord, I am just a tenant. And although there are indeed such cases, when they are reported, the insurance company will use various reasons to review the items for which compensation is due."

　"In the end, the compensation we can probably only cover is about 50% of the actual losses, right?"