"No problem. Would you like some after I finish cooking? I'll save the two hind legs for you."

"Oh... This system has no illusions about your culinary skills. Have you finished reading the book 'Cooking: From Beginner to Tomb'?"

"almost."

Where are we now?

"Table of contents."

"..."

I shouldn't have asked that extra question.

Let's go back to playing mahjong.

Just as Yamabuki Hanajin was about to leave, she suddenly noticed a gaze fixed on her. Looking up, she saw Tomoe Mami in the distance, her brows furrowed, looking at the blood on the ground, which made her very uncomfortable.

"Can I ask whose blood this is?!" Tomoe Mami stared at Yamabuki Hanajin.

"Rabbit barbecue. Would you like some?" Yamabuki Hanajin smiled angelically.

The senior student is very strong, but she also knows the least.

Kyubey's goal is to corrupt magical girls into witches.

The senior student simply believes that magical girls are righteous and witches are evil, at least that's what she thinks in this playthrough.

Suddenly, Cupid appeared out of nowhere again.

"I never imagined superpowers existed in this world. If you could become a magical girl, you would definitely possess immense potential. Girl, let's make a contract." Kyubey persisted.

Yamabuki Hanakami immediately pulled a book out from under her skirt.

"Hmm! The book says to bleed the skin first, then peel it. Sauté scallions, ginger, and garlic in oil, then quickly stir-fry them in small pieces, add water and simmer. Add potatoes, diced carrots, and a little seasoning. It should be delicious!" Yamabuki Hanajin muttered to herself.

Neither the senior nor Kyubey had any idea what the girl in front of them was muttering.

Suddenly, Yamabuki Hanajiki leaped forward at supersonic speed and grabbed Kyubey.

The senior student immediately frowned: "This child is my friend, please let it go."

"What a coincidence? This child is also my friend." Yamabuki Hanajin gently touched Kyubey's neck, and snapped it.

"Sorry! I went a little too hard."

The senior student held her own Soul Gem in her hand.

Who exactly is this girl? A witch? A familiar? Or something else entirely?

"I'll make you lunch." Yamabuki Hanajin squinted her eyes.

Mami Tomoe instantly summoned a flintlock pistol and pointed it at Hanako Yamabuki.

Yamabuki Hanajin didn't know whether the magical girls' attacks were physical or magical.

If you're talking about magical attributes, these girls are all wielding melee weapons to fight each other, or using firearms and cannons.

If you call it a physical attribute, people will call it magic.

Mami Tomoe looked at Hanajin Yamabuki warily.

"Wait a moment. I'll bleed it first." Yamabuki Hanajin pierced Kyubey's neck with her finger, controlled the warm blood flow until it dried, and then peeled off its skin.

Mami Tomoe could no longer bear the stimulation and pulled the trigger.

"boom!"

The bullet struck Yamabuki Hanajin's forehead, but bounced back at an odd angle, grazing her forehead and shattering the streetlight behind her.

"Looks like your attack didn't work on me. How about two bowls? I promise I'll make them really delicious!" Yamabuki Hanajin held up three fingers and swore to the sky: "I'm the most frugal person, I would never waste food, or may I be struck by lightning."

Looking up at the sky, it was indeed clear and sunny.

Making vows casually will get you struck by lightning; this only applies to movies.

The senior student had absolutely no appetite.

To her, Cupid was a friend who saved her life, not some bastard who trafficked young girls.

"Hey Kyubey over there, do you want to have a bowl too?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked the newly appeared Kyubey.

This thing is said to have an unlimited number of substitutes.

“Okay.” The newly emerged Cupid nodded in agreement.

Mami Tomoe felt a chill on her scalp.

"Let's go to the school cafeteria now and borrow some cooking utensils." Yamabuki Hanajin carried Kyubey's corpse and led Kyubey and her senior to the school cafeteria.

"Thank you all for your hard work. I'm the principal's secretary, and I'd like to use the cafeteria for a moment." Yamabuki Hanajin greeted them with a sunny smile.

Identity is given by myself when I go out.

Yamabuki Hanajin bet that these chefs had never met the principal's secretary, nor did they have the courage to verify it.

Sure enough, the chefs readily agreed to lend out the kitchen.

Yamabuki Hanajin started stewing Kewpie.

Cupid scratched his ear with his foot: "It smells so good."

"right!"

"Come and sign a contract with me to become a magical girl."

"You should blow up the universe first."

The two sides were deadlocked, neither daring to back down even a step.

"You sign the contract first."

"You blow up the universe first."

Mami Tomoe looked like she had a headache.

Where did this girl come from?!

After simmering for half an hour, the bottom of the pot emitted a rich aroma.

Yamabuki Hanakami gave Tomoe Mami a tail.

Mami Tomoe was really hard to swallow.

Cupid was gnawing on the head of his own corpse.

"Delicious, I'll have another bowl."

This scene is so bizarre!

"Actually... there are advantages to becoming a magical girl. You can have your wishes fulfilled. Don't you have any wishes?" the senior asked.

"As a young girl, of course I have wishes. My biggest wish is to blow up the universe. Kyubey, please help me blow up the universe." Yamabuki Hanajin nibbled on Kyubey's thigh.

The meat tastes pretty good; it's a bit like rabbit meat.

"Anything but blowing up the universe and heat death is fine." Kyubey had to concede: "This tastes really good, have another bowl."

Chapter 118: The meat of the Kewpie is extremely delicious.

Yamabuki Hanajin craned her neck to look at the pot and found that there was only soup left inside.

"That's all..." Yamabuki Hanajin spread his hands: "By the way, are you really not going to eat it? It tastes really good."

There was also a Kewpie tail in Mami's bowl.

The scene was so bizarre that the senior student just couldn't bring herself to do it.

“Yeah, isn’t there a Kyubey right here?” Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly looked at Kyubey next to her.

Cupid tilted his head adorably: "I suddenly remembered something..."

"Bring it to you."

A moment later, the freshly slaughtered Kyubey was brought out, and this time, Yamabuki Hanajin prepared a large grill.

"How was the charcoal grilling this time?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked smugly.

Mami Tomoe felt extremely uneasy: "Who are you? Why did you harm Kyubey?"

"I'm a superpowered person. I live a life of fighting evil and upholding justice every day. I'm a good person." Yamabuki Hanajin patted his A-cup.

Mami Tomoe sighed. Truly good people never say they are good people.

Only bad people talk about justice.

"Girl. Do you know how many witches are lurking in this city right now? Every moment, countless people are killed by them. If you sign a contract with me and become a magical girl, you can save these victims. Are you going to ignore it? Just watch these people be harmed by witches? These people are dying because of you!" Kyubey suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

Yamabuki Hanajin's eyes lit up; this was practically an endless supply of fresh meat.

The kind of food you can never finish no matter how much you eat.

"Moral blackmail won't work on me. Because I have absolutely no morals, hahaha! I'm a complete villain! Give it to me!"

A fresh Kewpie is to be skinned, bled, and skewered on a barbecue grill.

"You just said you were a good person?" Mami Tomoe couldn't help but remind her.

"Do good people have to be held at gunpoint?"

The senior student finally sighed helplessly: "Whether you want to become a magical girl or not is your freedom, but please don't interfere with my battle with the witch."

"Grilled Kewpie! Want one? By the way, Kewpie, let's go into business together. I'll provide the skills, you provide the strength, and we'll sell barbecue on the roadside. We're sure to make a fortune. I'll give you half." Yamabuki Hanajin raised her hand to give Kewpie a high five.

"Are you sure you don't want to consider other wishes? I can grant any wish you want," Cupid persisted.

This year's performance has not yet met the target, and we have finally found a high-quality client, so of course we have to bring her on board.

"Can I wish that from this moment on there will be no more magical girls?" asked Yamabuki Hanajin.

"..." Cupid: "Please don't make such a wish, it will put me in a difficult position."

"I told you, this won't work, that won't work, what exactly do you want? To get something for nothing? Don't let my delinquent appearance fool you. I'm very smart. Even if I'm hit with a spiked club, shot, or have my skull cracked open by a strongman, I can still do addition and subtraction within ten."

Mami Tomoe is finally certain that this cute girl is definitely mentally ill.

In the end, Kyubey decided to give up: "I won't force you. Since you don't want to become a magician, then forget it. Oh, and give me one of the roasted legs. I've already given up my body, after all."

Yamabuki Hanajin very generously broke off a perfectly good leg and handed it over.

Kewpie enjoyed his meal very much.

"Until we meet again. You can come find me anytime if you change your mind."

"Farewell? Isn't this the last time this body of yours will be my last meeting? Give it to me!"

A fresh Kewpie is skewered on the barbecue grill again.

Then Cupid never appeared in front of her again.

"Uncle Chef, do you have any insulated lunch boxes? Could you give me one?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked the chef behind her.

"I never imagined that there were superpowered individuals besides magical girls in this world. What's it like to have superpowers?" Mami Tomoe asked softly, looking at the meat soup in front of her.

She had no other choice when she became a magical girl, because she was about to die in a car accident and the only way to survive was to become a magical girl.

Therefore, she cherishes every day.

"When I first awakened my superpowers, of course I hid, afraid of being discovered by others."

"The day after I awakened my superpowers: I am a messenger of justice, and I will defend my country."

"Day 3 of awakening superpowers: I don't eat beef."

"Day 4 of Awakening Superpowers: I am Homelander, what brings you here?"

Although the senior student didn't understand these jokes, she still responded with a polite smile.

Since becoming a magical girl, Mami Tomoe has been constantly fighting, and she could lose her life if she is even slightly careless. She teeters on the brink of danger every day.

Over time, I became very tired and longed for companionship.

"By the way, it's best not to trust Kyubey too much; that thing isn't a good thing. But... that's all I can say." Yamabuki Hanajin considered that her senior had already signed the contract, and it was too late to back out now.

Just then, the bell rang to signal the end of get out of class.

Yamabuki Hanajin said goodbye to her senior with her insulated lunchbox.

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