Yamabuki Hanajin covered her mouth in surprise: "No way! No way! The Commander-in-Chief of NERV doesn't even have any extra property? By the way, I heard you still have more than thirty mortgage payments to make. Do you want me to help you?"
"I want it!"
"Just kidding, I'm just kidding! I'll pay off my own debts." Yamabuki Hanajin squinted at Katsuragi Misato.
This woman has such a terrible personality!
"Prepare a big house for us. I don't stay in this world often, but I'll come back to check on things from time to time. Is that alright?"
“This world?” Misato Katsuragi immediately grasped the key point: “Could it be that besides this world, there are many other worlds?”
“Of course! Your world is nothing more than a tiny speck of dust in the universe.” Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Katsuragi Misato with a playful gaze: “So, don’t try anything funny in front of me. If you’re hungry, go home and eat! I’ll make you all some grilled fish.”
Misato Katsuragi remained very wary of the "god" before her, but she had no choice but to endure it as she had orders from above.
in the afternoon.
The group finally returned to Neo-Tokyo. Rebuilding a city is not easy. Shin-chan's destruction was only a few days ago for the people of this world, and everyone was working hard to repair the city.
Fortunately, Misato Katsuragi's house was not destroyed, and Kagami Yamabuki brought Asuka to Misato Katsuragi's house to meet up.
As soon as she got home, Misato Katsuragi dropped all pretense, collapsed onto the sofa, and held an ice-cold beer in her hand.
"Thump thump thump!"
Ah! This is the moment we live for.
"Alright, I'll make grilled fish for everyone! Fish Angel's meat should be pretty good, right?" Yamabuki Hanajin came to the stove and suddenly realized that she didn't seem to know how to cook?
"system......"
"Understood! Please accept 'Cooking: From Beginner to Cemetery'."
Chapter 85: Drunken Chaos... I Didn't Say Anything
"boom!!!"
The kitchen exploded.
"I haven't finished paying off my mortgage yet!" Misato Katsuragi said, clutching a can of beer and trembling all over.
Don't be angry! Don't be angry! They're gods, this kitchen and stuff is perfectly normal for them.
"Cough cough cough! It's alright, it's alright, I can handle it! No need to come and help!" Yamabuki Hanajin waved her hand as she flipped through a book, gesturing for them to stay away from the kitchen.
Truly a system that covers everything from beginner to expert, well done.
"Thank you for the compliment." (System)
"Do you think I'm praising you? Can't you tell the difference between right and wrong?"
"I couldn't tell. Thanks for the compliment. If you don't take the fish out of the pot soon, it'll burn." (System)
"It's just cooking a meal! Why not just use magic to transform it?" Yamabuki Hanajin prepared to cast a powerful spell.
The system sighed, "You need magic to cook a meal for your daughter? You might as well quit being a mother. You'll raise this girl to death sooner or later."
"Just kidding, I used to keep a lot of small pets. I've kept rabbits, turtles, goldfish, all sorts of things."
What happened to those pets afterward?
"The taste is all pretty good."
"..." System: "I'll send Asuka a dream tonight and tell her to escape your clutches as soon as possible."
After a tremendous amount of effort, including blowing up the kitchen twice, the charcoal-grilled fish angel dish was finally completed.
"Are you... alright..." Misato Katsuragi was more worried about her house.
"It's alright, it's alright! I'll turn you back in a bit!" Yamabuki Hanajin wiped the ash off her face with a tissue. "Hurry up and try my grilled fish!"
Misato Katsuragi stared at the indescribable object on the plate, unable to bring herself to eat it.
Suspicious! Absolutely suspicious.
The first person to pick up their chopsticks was none other than the good girl Asuka.
"Are you sure... what you made won't poison me?" Asuka looked at her newly adopted mother warily.
"Don't be afraid, even if you die from the poison, I can save you." Yamabuki Hanajin said with full confidence.
Now that you've said that, no one else will dare to eat it.
"How about... I help you with this again?" Shinji Ikari rarely took the initiative to speak.
Although he is cowardly and tends to run away from problems, everyone has their strengths, and Shinji Ikari is an all-rounder when it comes to housework.
Misato Katsuragi picked up a piece of fish with her chopsticks: "I don't remember having any fish at home. And there's nowhere to buy fish around here."
After the second impact, all marine life was wiped out.
Only a small number of farmed aquatic products survived.
In other words, fish prices are extremely high right now.
"Hmph!" Yamabuki Hanajin said smugly, "Just eat it."
Shinji Ikari mustered his courage and put the fish in his mouth.
"Shinji! How is it? Is it delicious?" Misato Katsuragi asked softly.
"Although it's a bit burnt... it's still... still acceptable! But... this meat is too chewy, it feels a bit tough to chew." Shinji Ikari tasted and appreciated it.
"Of course. This is a fish I just caught. It's very fresh!" Yamabuki Hanajin said proudly.
Misato Katsuragi had already put the fish in her mouth, but when she heard what Hanajin Yamabuki said, she immediately spat the fish out of her mouth.
They stayed together the entire way from the warship to New Tokyo, and Yamabuki Hanajin didn't go fishing at all.
No, to be precise, only one fish was caught.
That's the fish angel.
"You're not going to cook the apostles for us, are you?" Misato Katsuragi's face turned green.
If the blood of an apostle can contaminate the human body, then the flesh of an apostle is even more so.
"Don't worry, don't worry! I've already treated it specially, there won't be any problems. Come on, Xiangxiang, open your mouth and taste Mom's cooking!"
Asuka reluctantly opened her mouth and ate a piece of fish. It was indeed too chewy and a little hard to bite.
"But the taste... it's just so-so!"
Looking at the fish on the plate, Misato Katsuragi suddenly thought of something very important: if this god could remove the pollution that came with the apostles, could she restore the ocean to its original state?
Thinking of this, she picked up a piece of fish and put it in her mouth, chewing it gently. Indeed, it tasted good.
"By the way, do you drink alcohol? I have some chilled beer here." Misato Katsuragi took two cans of beer out of the refrigerator.
As a result, the atmosphere around Yamabuki Hanajin instantly plummeted to freezing point, her eyes gleaming with a dangerous light: "Wine? Then I'll have to check carefully to see if there's any poison in it."
Misato Katsuragi shuddered. Why was this woman so sensitive to alcohol?
The tense atmosphere lasted only a moment before Yamabuki Hanakami reverted to her carefree self.
"Don't worry about it, I'm just sensitive to alcohol. After all, I once got drunk and ended up having sex with my own sister!"
"Pfft!!!" Misato Katsuragi spat out all the sake in her mouth.
Don't say such nonsense in front of children!
I never imagined that God's life could be so fascinating!
Asuka blushed slightly, pretending that she didn't understand.
After dinner, Yamabuki Hanajin took Asuka to the prepared accommodation.
Before she even entered the door, Yamabuki Hanajin realized that someone was following her.
"Asuka, your luggage has already been moved in. Please choose your room. I'll be in shortly," Yamabuki Hanajin said with a smile.
Asuka didn't say much and went into the room alone.
At this moment, an old man, around sixty years old, a Westerner, walked over from a distance. His beard and hair were meticulously groomed, and he stood respectfully about five meters away from Yamabuki Hanajin.
"Finally, I've met you, Your Majesty." The old man bowed deeply. "My name is John, and I am the current de facto ruler of Seele. It is a great honor to meet you."
"Is something wrong?"
“We have many questions… about humanity… about the universe… about the apostles…” The old man stood there nervously.
They were terrified that the god before them might destroy the entire world if he became unhappy.
Yamabuki Hanajin originally didn't want to get involved, since she was just doing it for fun. But looking at the obsequious old man in front of her, Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly had a new idea.
"I'm in a good mood today. I'll answer three of your questions, so make sure you think them through before you ask." Yamabuki Hanajin held up three fingers.
John was overjoyed, for he was the first human in history to speak with God.
What a privilege!
His brain was racing; what should he ask?
What terrifies humanity most right now is the recent appearance of a real Godzilla.
Let's use this monster as an excuse.
"Are you related to the monster that appeared a while ago?"
"Yes, that's just one of my many identities."
John gasped. They had initially guessed that the monster was just a messenger of God, but they never expected it to be God himself.
“Then…why do you attack people…” John asked his second question.
"To save humanity."
If everyone in this world turns into orange juice, who am I supposed to hang out with?
"There's one last question. Think it through before you ask."
Chapter 86: At your age, stop trying to be cute.
The answers to just these two questions are enough to make one's brain shut down. The ultimate goal of slaughtering millions of people is to save humanity? It sounds absurd.
But John didn't believe the god before him would lie; otherwise, wouldn't it have been better if he hadn't admitted to being a monster in the first place?
[Besides the millions who died in Tokyo, all the remaining dead were former SEELE high-ranking officials. Those old men were always researching some kind of Human Perfection Project... Could it be... that the Human Perfection Project would destroy all of humanity?! Thankfully, we've already stopped the Human Perfection Project, otherwise the consequences would have been unimaginable.]
"One last question! Dear God, please tell us, where should humanity go from here?" John asked excitedly.
"It's better to do less useless research than anything else. Let me remind you, if you want human civilization to enter the next stage, controlled nuclear fusion is indispensable. Okay, that's all I can say. You can research the rest on your own." Yamabuki Hanajin's main point was to get straight to the point.
"Controlled nuclear fusion technology..." John was shocked.
This is guidance given to them by God himself.
"I understand! This is a divine revelation! I will definitely gather the world's resources to research controlled nuclear fusion."
As for why Yamabuki Hanakami said this... it was simply for fun.
As for whether these people can actually develop controlled nuclear fusion... what does that have to do with me?
After asking the three questions, John dared not utter another word and respectfully withdrew.
The first thing he did after leaving was to summon Misato Katsuragi, the woman who had spent the most time with God; it's unknown what she discovered.
After receiving the notification, Misato Katsuragi came to John as quickly as possible.
This was the first time Misato Katsuragi had met with a senior executive at Seele.
John was like the kind and gentle old man next door.
“Commander Misato Katsuragi, don’t be afraid. I’ve called you here for no other purpose. Have you noticed anything during your time with whomever you’ve been? Any details are welcome; tell me what you want to hear.” John turned on the recorder.
Misato Katsuragi pondered for a moment: "That woman... her cooking is terrible."
"..." John blinked.
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