People who are interested in comics will never die in the Shura field

Index stopped moving again.

“I have the best way to treat intermittent coma.” Yamabuki Hanajin pulled a whip from her pocket, as if Satan had descended.

Index will pass away peacefully tonight.

For the first time in his life, Touma Kamijou sincerely prayed to the gods: "World, explode!"

I'm already so confused, please stop letting this monster torment me.

"My treatment method is called pain therapy. I smear chili water on a whip and strike it on a girl's delicate skin, watching the blood bloom like beautiful flowers. The girl suffers in agony, and I record this scene... It'll definitely fetch a good price." Yamabuki Hanajin grinned maliciously.

Index opened her eyes again: "Shocking! A female teacher actually coerced a cute girl into doing this kind of thing!"

Is this Schrödinger's Index?

"Young lady, since you are a devout believer, I will surely send you to meet God. Amitabha!"

“Isn’t Amitabha Buddha a Buddhist term?” Index asked.

"What if Jesus also believed in Buddha?"

Makes sense!

……

Stiyl, who was listening from a distance, had his eyes blazing with fury.

"No matter who she is, she's dead today! Index! And that bastard who shoved me in the ass last time, I'll pay him back double this time. I'm going to fill every hole in his body with my own! I'm going to make him pay double!" Stiyl felt incredibly humiliated just thinking about what had happened before.

Kanzaki Kaori whispered from the side, "Can you beat him?"

“It doesn’t matter if I can’t beat them.” Stiyl said smugly, “I’ve already asked Tsuchimikado to buy me a super powerful magical equipment.”

Kanzaki Kaori looked on with curiosity.

Stiyl proudly pulled out a bizarrely shaped gadget!

Kanzaki Kaori's face twitched uncontrollably: "Stiyl, the shape of this equipment... it looks a bit like... underwear... and why is it made of iron..."

"This thing is called a chastity belt! With this, no one can touch my groin again. Hehehehehe! If I had this equipment last time, I wouldn't have lost so badly. I would definitely have turned the tables! Hahahaha!"

Kanzaki Kaori: "..."

as long as you are happy!

"Kanzaki, I'll prepare one for you too, just in case some pervert tries to harm you..." Stiyl pulled out another glittering gold chastity belt from somewhere.

Kanzaki Kaori's eyes lost their sparkle: "I'd rather die than wear this thing. It's too embarrassing!"

Stiyl: "..."

"By the way, did we miss some particularly important information about Index?"

"Which part?"

"It's about... the fact that Index's brain won't explode after a year..."

The two suddenly realized what was happening and stared at each other in disbelief.

An ominous premonition arises.

"Do you believe what she says?" Kanzaki Kaori asked.

"I don't know. All I know is that we've been doing this, and at least the girl can survive." Steele reached into his pocket for a cigarette, but since he was already wearing a chastity belt, he couldn't get the cigarette out no matter how hard he tried.

“This is the only inconvenience of this piece of equipment,” Steele said.

Kanzaki Kaori couldn't hold back any longer and turned around: "Stiyl, please don't say you know me in public in the future."

Stiyl is, after all, just a fourteen-year-old boy, so it's perfectly normal for him to be fooled by Tsuchimikado.

I knew that jerk was unreliable.

But I never expected it to be this unreliable.

"We still have to go tonight, no matter what." Kanzaki Kaori had already thought of many things.

As a saint, Kanzaki Kaori possesses unimaginable fighting power. To ensure Kanzaki Kaori's loyalty, it is necessary to find something to "bind" her.

But as a saint, Kanzaki Kaori doesn't care much about profit. She values ​​family and friendship more. So let her cultivate a friend and then use that friend to bind her.

In this way, without paying any price, one can firmly grasp the combat power of a saint.

"What a clever plan!" Kanzaki Kaori said in a low voice.

Stiyl was still reaching for her cigarette, but despite her best efforts, she couldn't get it out of her chastity belt.

In the end, Stiyl gave up; powerful equipment naturally has its drawbacks.

"By the way, Kanzaki-neechan, is what you said about encountering a vampire true?" Stiyl asked.

"Of course it's true... You didn't buy some weird stuff from Tsuchimikado again, did you?" Kanzaki Kaori looked at Stiyl in horror.

"Super Miyako werewolf underwear set, with cute wolf ears! Tsuchimikado says this is the best equipment to deal with vampires."

Kanzaki Kaori silently drew her sword. "Tsuchimikado, how many pieces do you want to be cut into?"

Chapter 59: Do you think you're capable again?

Index fell asleep again.

Kamijou Touma was waiting for the two magicians to come to his door.

"It's already this late, shouldn't we grab something to eat?" Yamabuki Hanajin casually flipped through the menu: "I think the lobster looks good... let's call and order some takeout."

"I'm completely broke, please let me go. If this continues, I won't even have money for instant noodles. What did I do in my past life to deserve meeting you in this one?" Kamijou Touma knelt on the ground, his hands clasped together.

May a deity come and take this thing away!

Although Index has a big appetite, she eats very ordinary food, and she doesn't pick and choose her food when she's hungry.

But Yamabuki Hanajin is completely different.

Regardless of whether we can finish it all, let's order a whole bunch of expensive-looking dishes first.

Anyway, it's not my money that's being spent.

"We should cherish food. Wasting is wrong and shameful. How about we have two bowls of fried rice?"

"If there's no lobster, I can barely eat deep-sea double-headed abalone."

"Which village did you run away from, Princess? Please, you should go back to your village. I really can't afford to support you." Touma Kamijou's wallet could no longer withstand this dragon-like onslaught.

"Kid! If you keep being so stingy, you'll never get a girlfriend in the future."

"I never intended to have a girlfriend." Touma Kamijou looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle: "Why is my life so tragic? Why is even this thought wrong? All I want is a gentle older sister to comfort me? Why is that so hard?"

"boom!!!!"

The dormitory door suddenly exploded from the outside.

The lovely older sister has arrived.

Kanzaki Kaori, who was about to step across the two-meter-long katana.

Kamijou Touma finally couldn't hold back his tears.

"This type of older sister is not what I want at all! Is there someone gentler! Someone with bigger breasts! Someone I can lean on with my head on her lap and act cute..." Before Kamijou Touma could finish speaking, Kanzaki Kaori slashed him away with her scabbard.

"I accidentally knocked away something that looked like a person." Kanzaki Kaori said coldly.

Yamabuki Hanajin discovers that Kanzaki Kaori is wearing a pair of very cute wolf ears on her forehead.

"Hmm? Could it be the same style of equipment as the Fallen Angel Maid Outfit?" Yamabuki Hanajin stood on tiptoe to touch the wolf's ears with a look of surprise.

Kanzaki Kaori looked at the girl in front of her, who was only eleven or twelve years old, and said patiently, "Little sister, why are you here? Being with perverts will corrupt you. Leave quickly."

Kamijou Touma struggled to his feet, trembling as he raised his hand: "I'm not a pervert! I can vouch for myself!"

My life was already a mess, so why did life drag me into so many absurd things?

"I'm not a little sister, I'm a teacher. It's nice to meet you again, Kanzaki Kaori." Yamabuki Hanajin greeted the wolf girl Kanzaki Kaori in front of her: "Do you have a habit of cosplaying? I think this kind of prop is only sold in some kind of adult store. I didn't expect you, a priestess, to be so open about it. I'm impressed!"

Kanzaki Kaori's face instantly turned bright red, as if it were on fire: "That's not true! I was tricked! Someone said that wearing this thing can prevent vampires..."

"The person who said that couldn't be Tsuchimikado, could it? No way? No way? It's the 21st century now, and there are still people who believe what Tsuchimikado says?" Yamabuki Hanajin covered her mouth with her fan and gave a queenly smile: "How could a vampire be afraid of something like that? The only thing that can make a vampire afraid is sunlight, because that stuff is bad for the skin."

Kanzaki Kaori grabbed the wolf's ear and threw it on the ground: "I knew that bastard was playing me!"

Stiyl, standing nearby, added, "But you still believed it."

Kanzaki Kaori: "..."

Would it kill you to say one less word?

"Speaking of which, your ahoge (cowlick) looks exactly like a certain vampire's?" Kanzaki Kaori reached out to pluck the ahoge from Yamabuki Hana's head.

"That day's vampire was me, and the previous one, Hanma Yujiro, was also me. There's nothing I can do about it; people change every day." Yamabuki Hanajin revealed a cute and charming smile.

Stiyl, with a cigarette butt between his teeth, said, "I was afraid I'd have nowhere to turn to, but you actually came to me. You remember me, you bastard... You're the one who made me suffer that humiliation, made me unable to walk properly for days, and even made me a laughingstock... Don't think I'll let you go just because you look cute now..."

Yamabuki Hanajin grabbed Kamijou Touma, who was standing next to her, and said, "How about I give him to you? Consider it an apology."

"Why did you send me away? What am I to you?" Kamijou Touma yelled.

"Stop playing dumb with me. I've found the best equipment to deal with you, little girl. Don't cry later, or I'll fill all the holes in your body!" Stiyl grinned maliciously.

"How can you say such a perverted thing so calmly? Aren't you a complete pervert? Why are you blushing? Did your previous experience make you feel happy? This is ridiculous!" Touma Kamijou felt that his mouth was not enough to express his complaints.

Why do these magicians and superpowered individuals behave so strangely? As an ordinary person, I simply can't understand it!

Kanzaki Kaori pretends not to know Stiyl.

Having a partner like that around is incredibly embarrassing.

Suddenly, Stiyl waved his hand and took off his robe.

The three people in the room opened their eyes wide.

Yamabuki Hanajin's eyes widened in horror: "I never... I never imagined that someone in this world would actually wear their underwear on the outside... and even metal underwear at that... How could you possibly wear something like that in public! Don't you have any sense of shame? Kanzaki Kaori, please control your perverted companion!"

Kanzaki Kaori covered her face with her hand: "I'm sorry, I don't know him."

"Hmph. This is called a chastity belt. Once you put on this invincible equipment, you won't be able to touch my lower body. You demon, surrender, and I will destroy you in the name of the Lord." Stiyl let out a perverted laugh.

So, your previous experiences really did cause you to have a mental breakdown?

While I deeply sympathize with you, that is no excuse for you to become a psychopath.

"Enough talk! Let's start the war!" Yamabuki Hanajin raised his hand high.

Stiyl, with a maniacal grin, chanted the Fire Word spell.

I have the equipment you don't! I have the upper hand!

"Go to hell crying and apologize to me! Hahaha!" Stiyl's entire demeanor has completely collapsed.

"The Chains of Discipline, the Ultimate Technique, the Super Shameful Tortoise Shell Binding!"

Chapter 60: Stiyl: "I'm not clean anymore!"

Flames burned fiercely in Stiyl's palms. As an outstanding fire mage, he was able to create temperatures of thousands of degrees, enough to melt not only the human body but also steel.

Moreover, before this, he had placed talismans in every corner of the apartment to ensure a smoother summoning and killing of the Witch King.

With a wave of her hand, Yamabuki Hanajin sent out the Chains of Discipline like bullets, binding Stiyl from different angles and leaving him hanging in mid-air in a very humiliating manner.

"Ahhh... my chest feels so tight..."

"Don't make such seductive noises! I'll have nightmares tonight!" Touma Kamijou yelled in despair.

I don't want to hear a man make that kind of sound.

The Chains of Discipline are equipment forged by the gods, and are by no means something a mere fire mage could withstand. Thus, Stiyl was completely and utterly defeated.

Kanzaki Kaori covered her eyes, pretending not to see.

"So what if you hang me up? I'm already wearing new gear, you can't touch my lower body! Hmph, all sweaty, little girl!" Even though Stiyl was hanging up, she still spoke very arrogantly.

Yamabuki Hanajin, holding her cute little face, tilted her head slightly: "Who told you that men can only use their lower bodies?"

Stiyl looked at that innocent yet terrifying face and a chill ran down his spine.