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"A heretical text! This thing is a heretical text! It must be sealed away!" Yamabuki Hanajin was filled with terror. Even if I escaped to another world, I still can't escape the brainwashing of the divine song?

"There's no other way! I can only seal it with my most powerful attack. You all need to get away from here quickly, I don't even know what will happen next!" Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and drew the Ea sword: "Heaven and earth parted, the beginning..."

Misaka Mikoto punched him on the head.

"pain!"

"The issue we should be discussing now is whether you are Saten-san's son or not!" Misaka Mikoto questioned.

“Don’t talk nonsense, I can’t possibly have a son that big!” Saten Ruiko shouted.

“Now that things have come to this, I won’t hide it from you anymore. I am indeed your son, but I traveled back from the future…” Yamabuki Hanajin said with a solemn expression.

"If you don't tell the truth, I'll show you what real lightning strikes are like." Misaka Mikoto pinched Yamabuki Hanajin's cheek.

Saten Ruiko, however, asked excitedly, "If you really are from the future, could you tell me the winning lottery numbers for this draw?"

You accepted this premise so quickly? I think there's still a chance to salvage this situation!

"Hmm... Well then, I'll just give you a little hint: in the future you'll meet a cute girl named Fulanda..." Yamabuki Hanajin said.

"Will that girl become my good friend?" Saten Ruiko asked.

“No, she will be dismembered.” Yamabuki Hanajin said with a smile.

Instantly, the light faded from all the girls' eyes. Why would a cute girl be dismembered? Is it really okay for such words to come out of a child's mouth?

"Also, regarding the Phantasm Master, I can give you a few clues, but isn't it time for dinner now? My stomach is rumbling! I want a Manchu Han Imperial Feast." Yamabuki Hanajin patted his little belly.

Chapter 5: Plastic Sisterhood

In the end, Yamabuki Hanajin didn't get to eat the Manchu Han Imperial Feast she had been longing for; instead, she was given a crepe.

"This is quite different from what I imagined. Can you please stop lying to children like this?" Yamabuki Hanajin looked disgusted. She only took one bite of the crepe in her hand, then pouted. This stuff was too sweet, it was full of cream, and one bite was too cloying.

These four girls actually seemed to enjoy their meal very much.

"If you consume too much sugar, you'll develop belly fat." Yamabuki Hanajin gently poked Saten Ruiko's belly.

Saten Ruiko's lower abdomen suddenly twitched from the stimulation: "Hmph, I won't get fat from eating this little bit."

"You just said you know about the Phantasm Master, is that true?" Misaka Mikoto asked.

Although she asked Yamabuki Hanajin, her gaze was completely fixed on the sticker in her hand, which was a kind of scratch-off lottery ticket, one of the prizes being a large Gekota plush toy.

After scratching off the lottery ticket, four large characters were written on it: "Thank you for your patronage."

"I come here to eat crepes every day, but why do I never win a prize?" Misaka Mikoto said dejectedly.

Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the lottery ticket in her hand; it was a free gift when she bought crepes earlier.

Gently scratching open a corner, Yamabuki Hanakami discovered that the word "prize" was written at the very bottom of the lottery ticket.

"I think I won the lottery?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked in surprise.

Misaka Mikoto ran over as fast as she could, staring at Yamabuki Hanajin with longing in her eyes.

"Don't look at me with those pitiful puppy eyes. I'll feel guilty if I don't win the third prize," Yamabuki Hanajin couldn't help but say. He slowly scratched off the lottery ticket, revealing that it said "first prize."

"I remember the first prize was 500,000 yen in cash, right?" Shirai Kuroko asked in shock.

"Tch, useless stuff." Yamabuki Hanajin casually tossed away the 500,000 cash vouchers. They were completely useless to him. The King's Treasury contained the treasures of an entire country. How much could he possibly spend in a day?

At the same time, Haru Kazari and Saten Ruiko reached out and each grabbed half of the lottery ticket.

"Saten-kun, could you please let go? I should have caught him first!" The Constant Temperature Reaper said with a smile.

"No, no, no, Chuchun, how can you say that? That was lost by my son, so of course I, as his mother, have to take it back." The Storm Commander said gently.

Neither of them was willing to let go, but neither dared to tear the lottery ticket too hard, so they remained deadlocked.

As expected, the ship of friendship capsized so easily. A mere 500,000 yuan in cash turned the two sisters into enemies. What a pitiful human nature! Yamabuki Hanajin sighed.

"By the way, didn't you guys just say you wanted to know about the Phantasm? I don't know much about it either, but I'm sure it's related to an urban legend, the stripper. Have you heard this horrible legend? A poor, weak, and helpless elementary school student was walking home from school when he encountered a fierce, ugly, and tall woman at a corner. Then, this woman took off her clothes with a sinister look on her face..." Yamabuki Hanajin hadn't finished speaking.

The four girls all complained.

Why does it feel like this urban legend has been embellished and altered so much?

"Saten-kun, didn't you mention before that a senior's boyfriend encountered a stripper?"

"That's how urban legends are. That senior's boyfriend really did encounter a stripper. Also, could you please let go of the lottery ticket?"

"No."

Only Misaka Mikoto looked serious.

Because she was the only one who had ever actually seen a woman stripping.

To be more precise, she was an adult woman named Kiyama Harumi, and she wasn't as terrifying as the legends suggested; she was just a rather confused older sister.

He can't even remember which parking lot he parked his car in!

They'll take their clothes off immediately if they get them dirty, regardless of whether it's in a public place or not.

The most crucial point is that this person is actually a neurosurgeon; it's completely unreliable.

Wait, a neurosurgeon?

Misaka Mikoto suddenly realized something.

"No way! How could someone like that possibly have developed Imagine Breaker!" Misaka Mikoto's expression grew increasingly serious: "Sorry, Kuroko, I have something to investigate, I'll be leaving for a bit."

"sister!"

阡尋

Misaka Mikoto left without warning, disappearing around the corner in the blink of an eye.

Uiharu Kazari asked curiously, "Misaka-senpai looks like she's in a hurry, is something important?"

Although her gaze remained fixed on Misaka Mikoto's back, the strength in her fingers gripping the lottery ticket did not diminish in the slightest.

Almost simultaneously, Shirai Kuroko's phone rang; it was the Disciplinary Committee member on the other end. Similarly, Hatsuharu's phone rang right afterward.

The two immediately made a phone call, and they talked about the same thing: one by one, the people using the Imagine Breaker were losing consciousness and becoming vegetative.

This was no small matter, and the two disciplinary committee members immediately set off.

Chu Chun Shiri was unwilling to give up the lottery ticket in her hand.

"Saten-kun, how about we split it in half?"

"I want them all," Saten Ruiko said with a smile. With victory in sight, she naturally wanted to continue.

“In that case, there’s no other way!” Haruharu Kazari suddenly said to Shirai Kuroko, “Shirai-kun, let’s split this 500,000 yen in cash in half.”

Shirai Kuroko said proudly, "I don't want to get involved in such a foolish fight. Let's get going!"

Suddenly, Yamabuki Hanakami snatched the lottery ticket away: "This is clearly mine, isn't it? Why are you two fighting over it?"

“But you’ve already lost it!” Haruharu Shiori said cutely, clenching her fist.

"Mmm-hmm!" Saten Ruiko nodded repeatedly.

"Even if it's something I've discarded, I won't allow anyone else to possess it. That's the way of the king!" Yamabuki Hanajin declared loudly, his chuunibyou (delusional) tendencies off the charts. The passersby around him covered their mouths and chuckled as they watched the little boy; everyone had been that age once.

“Didn’t you say you were my son?” Saten Ruiko asked.

Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Saten Ruiko with a serious expression: "Of course I'm lying to you, no way! No way!! You don't believe me, do you? You're so cute, how could a thirteen-year-old girl have a seven-year-old son?"

"So you were just messing with me!" Saten Ruiko said helplessly.

This damn little devil!

"Then why are you staying by my side? I have no obligation to take care of you!" Saten Ruiko asked.

“Because as long as I’m around you, something delightful is bound to happen.” Yamabuki Hanajin laughed. “Isn’t life all about constantly finding fun? So I’m waiting, waiting for something fun to happen around you.”

"Why do I feel like my life is completely bleak after hearing you say that!" Saten Ruiko said with a look of despair.

Chapter 6: Thirty-five years old, divorced, raising a child

"Hello Auntie, please exchange this 500,000 for cash, thank you!" Yamabuki Hanajin ran to the exchange counter with 500,000 lottery tickets.

The staff member was a young woman in her twenties who looked surprised when she saw the 500,000 lottery tickets in Yamabuki Hanajin's hand.

"Little brother, where are your parents? Do you have an identity card from Academy City? You're too young, I can't exchange one for you." The staff member looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with a smile.

"I see! Mom, this auntie said only adults can exchange for it!" Yamabuki Hanajin waved to Saten Ruiko.

Saten Ruiko was on the verge of tears. "Does she only call me 'Mom' when she needs me?"

Although the staff member maintained a professional smile, she exuded a subtle murderous aura. She was only twenty-one years old! She didn't look like an aunt at all! However, she was extremely surprised when she saw Saten Ruiko.

She looks like a teenager! How can she already be a mother? Are young people these days so open-minded? Have I really fallen behind the times?

"May I ask this lady's age...?" the staff member asked with a stiff smile.

“My mother is already thirty-five years old. She was considered an elderly mother when she gave birth to me! Right, Mom?” Yamabuki Hanajin smiled radiantly.

Looking at his innocent and carefree demeanor, he didn't seem like a lying child at all.

"Thirty-five years old? How do you maintain your youthful appearance? How can you still look so young after having a child?" The staff member looked at Saten Ruiko with surprise.

"One hundred push-ups, one hundred squats, and a ten-kilometer run every day! If you stick to it, you'll have a youthful glow too." Saten Ruiko was on the verge of tears.

I'm really just a thirteen-year-old middle school student! Why did I wake up one morning and become a thirty-five-year-old woman?

But thankfully, they still received the 500,000 yuan in cash.

"Five hundred thousand! Let me treat you to breakfast! Is there anywhere around here where a meal can cost five hundred thousand?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.

"What a waste! Why does a meal cost 500,000 yen? Didn't your parents teach you what thrift is?" Saten Ruiko said painfully.

“My parents taught me that any problem that can be solved with money isn’t a problem,” Yamabuki Hanajin said with a smile.

Indeed, I cannot understand the world of the wealthy, but I firmly oppose wasteful behavior.

"So, are you coming to dinner with me or not?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.

Saten Ruiko hesitated for a second before replying, "Well... thank you for the treat!"

Anyway, it's not my own money being spent, so let it go to waste! I've never had a meal worth 500,000 in my life!

And so, Yamabuki Hanajin brought Saten Ruiko to the most luxurious restaurant nearby, however...

"I should have known! The restaurant wasn't even open at this time!" Saten Ruiko knelt on the ground in anguish.

Before 7 a.m., apart from a few tea restaurants, the other restaurants were not open at all!

A five-hundred-thousand-dollar feast! Just slipped away like that!

"Where should we go now?" Saten Ruiko asked, looking at Yamabuki Hanajin.

Yamabuki Hanajin looked serious. She had miscalculated. She hadn't expected the people of Academy City to be so lazy. It was already seven in the morning and they still weren't up to do business.

Don't you understand the simple truth that the early bird catches the worm?

In order to increase the city's KDI, people should work overtime regardless of their physical safety to contribute to the city's construction.

Why don't the people here understand the meaning of dedication?

"There's no other way, let's go to your school's cafeteria!" said Yamabuki Hanajin.

Saten Ruiko wanted to cry. What was I even doing up so early in the morning? I was inexplicably entangled with a brat, and in the end, I still had to go back to school.

"How about I make you something to eat?" Saten Ruiko asked.

I am very confident in my cooking skills, and Chu Chun was conquered by my own cooking.

"Buddha Jumps Over the Wall!" Yamabuki Hanajin said without any politeness.

“Those are dishes from all over the world! I’ve never even heard of them! Can you name some dishes that I can understand?” Saten Ruiko sighed.

"Actually, Buddha Jumps Over the Wall is very simple to make. You just need to collect all seven Dragon Balls and make a wish!" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Saten Ruiko with an innocent expression.

Is this child mentally healthy? I always feel like there's something wrong with his head.

"Do you want some fried rice? There's leftover rice from last night," Saten Ruiko asked weakly.