"Miss Yamabuki! Please ravage me as much as you like! Don't hold back! Just hold back on my wallet." Touma Kamijou was prepared to sell his body in order to save some money on food.
Yamabuki Hanajin took a few steps back with a look of disgust: "I don't want to be sucking blood from a man's neck, especially not from a high school boy whose head is full of lewd thoughts..."
Kamijou Touma seemed to have been critically injured, kneeling on the ground and wailing.
She's pure and innocent, why shouldn't she be allowed to suck your blood?
Finally, under the threat of Touma Kamijou's suicide, Yamabuki Hanajin had no choice but to settle for a less desirable dessert shop.
"Excuse me, miss, what's your most expensive dessert? Listen carefully, it's the most expensive, not the best. And you over there, sir, please pay." Yamabuki Hanajin pointed at Kamijou Touma.
Kamijou Touma's face was completely stiff.
Although I escaped from that top-notch restaurant, this dessert shop looks expensive too. Do I have enough money in my pocket?
"This lovely little sister, would you like to try our new gold leaf cake? It might not taste the best, but it's definitely the most expensive." The clerk ruthlessly ripped off her.
Touma Kamijou immediately raised his hand in protest: "Excuse me, does a cake with gold leaf taste better than a regular cake?"
The shop assistant was a very honest girl, and said with a smile, "Of course not, it just makes it more expensive to sell this way."
Kamijou Touma looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with a pleading expression: "Can't we choose something more practical? Look, those little cakes over there are so cheap. As a girl, aren't you afraid of gaining belly fat by consuming so many calories at night?"
"Not afraid."
"Don't you have the concept of cost-effectiveness in mind? Actually, gold leaf isn't worth much money. It's just a hype gimmick."
"I know! But it's not my money that's being spent."
Kamijou Touma looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with a face full of despair.
Since they've already said that, what can I say?
"Excuse me, how much is this gold leaf cake?" Touma Kamijou still harbored a sliver of hope.
Hopefully this cake won't be too expensive.
After the shop assistant said a string of numbers, Touma Kamijou felt completely awful.
It's not that I can't afford it, but if I buy it, I'll have to eat instant noodles for the next two weeks.
"Young man, you need to broaden your horizons. I saved your life twice, how can you not even be willing to part with a cake? Give me the money right now."
Watching the money in his pocket fly away was more painful than being killed!
And so, Touma Kamijou staggered back to the student dormitory with the gold leaf cake in his hand.
Index returned at that moment, and when she saw Touma Kamijou holding a cake, her eyes sparkled with excitement.
Seeing the two adorable girls smiling, Touma Kamijou felt that the money was well spent!
It's just eating instant noodles for half a month!
After returning home, Touma Kamijou lit a candle.
This cake cost half a month's living expenses, so it must be eaten with a sense of ceremony.
Kamijou Touma first cut a piece and handed it to Yamabuki Hanajin, then cut another piece for Index, and finally carefully cut a small piece for himself, taking a bite with a heavy heart.
"..."
"This is just a regular cake! What's so special about it? I feel like I've been ripped off! Half a month's worth of living expenses! This is so hard!" Touma Kamijou ate a small piece of cake with tears in his eyes.
"Touma! Touma! Why are you crying?" Index asked curiously.
"It's okay! Don't worry about me! I'm just so happy! Waaaaah! My allowance for half a month is gone!"
Having eaten and drunk her fill, Yamabuki Hanajin lay on the bed, gently patting the pillow beside her: "Index, come on! Let's have some fun!"
"No, as a clergy member, I absolutely cannot compromise with the devil!" Index cried out.
"Well then, today wasn't a wasted trip. Goodnight! Ouch~~~"
Chapter 47: I slept with something incredible today.
Yamabuki Hanakami slept soundly.
But it soon found itself having difficulty breathing.
"Feeling a little uncomfortable? What happened? Did I sneak into some voluptuous girl's bed?" Yamabuki Hanajin thought to herself and reached out to touch herself.
As a result, Yamabuki Hanajin was horrified to discover that she had no hands!
"Aaaaaah!!! What have I turned into today?!" Yamabuki Hanajin opened her eyes in terror.
"System interface open!"
The system interface appeared in front of Yamabuki Hanajin.
Name: Yamabuki Hanajiki (Shin Godzilla, Shin-chan)
Age: Unknown
Gender: Unknown
Current state: Shin-chan's second state, the big-eyed, adorable Godzilla. Please strive to evolve to the new state and bring a little shock to the world.
Ability: As the most perfect creature, Shin-chan will never die and will continue to evolve into the most perfect creature.
Current location: Tokyo.
Current world: ...
Yamabuki Hanakami knew which world she was in without even looking.
Because it finally knows whose "bed" it has crawled into.
What lay before him was "Unit-01".
"Neon Genesis Evangelion, oops, I mean, the Neon Genesis Evangelion." Yamabuki Hanajin looked bewildered. Something's not right. According to the system's description, I should be transmigrated into someone's bed, but why am I next to Unit-01?
Unit-01 is currently sitting here, in an unmanned state.
"Wait, I see! I didn't travel to Unit-01 at all. The protagonist Shinji Ikari's mother's soul is inside Unit-01. I traveled to the protagonist's mother, Yui Ikari! I see!" Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly realized.
I watched Unit-01 again after I had a complete awakening.
Commander Gendo Ikari, your wife is amazing!
Mecha is a man's romance, but now that his wife has become a mecha, the romance is doubled!
You actually want to turn your wife back into her original self.
Are you even a man?
Just as Yamabuki Hanajin was about to get a closer look at Unit-01, a woman's scream suddenly came from afar.
"Aaaaaah! There's a monster!"
Yamabuki Hanajin looked back, intending to say, "Please don't misunderstand, I have no hostility."
However, when it came to my lips...
"Awoooooo!!!"
The roaring, enormous sound caused the woman to collapse to the ground in agony.
The next second, a red alert rang throughout the base.
"Warning! Warning! Unidentified creatures have invaded! Warning! Unidentified creatures have invaded!"
Looking at her small frame, Yamabuki Hanajin realized that Shin-chan's second form was still too fragile. Even if it could withstand the bombardment of modern weapons, it probably couldn't stop EVA's attack.
Even though I can only stay in this world for one day, I can't let myself be sliced into pieces!
Yamabuki Hanajin took two steps back and then slammed her head against the wall!
"boom!!!!!"
The base's wall was smashed open, leaving a huge hole!
The base is built against the mountain, and the sea is not far away. Feeling the sweet scent of the sea breeze, Yamabuki Hanakami prepares to go to the sea first.
At this moment, the base's armed personnel arrived. When they saw a monster tens of meters tall wriggling on the ground, they were utterly shocked.
Commander Gendo Ikari walked over with a cold expression: "What happened?"
Even he, who had always been calm, lost his composure when he saw Shin-chan running wildly into the sea.
"Establish a combat squad immediately. What is that? Is it an Angel!" Gendo Ikari sat in his chair, his hands crossed in front of him, immediately entering command mode.
But scientists immediately provided data analysis.
"Commander, this creature is not an Apostle, but a completely unknown being. What should we do?"
Gendo Ikari said coldly, "What I'm more interested in now is how such a large creature got into the base?"
It's absurd that a monster over 30 meters tall and 50 or 60 meters long could enter the base silently.
Technicians immediately retrieved the video footage.
It was midnight. At that time, there was nothing around Unit-01. Suddenly, the surveillance camera stopped working, and the lens was full of static.
Once the snowflakes disappeared and the surveillance cameras started working again, Makoto was already there.
"I'm sorry, Commander, this creature may have an unknown magnetic field interference. All the cameras stopped working when it appeared, so we don't know how it got next to Unit-01."
"Then what is it doing next to Unit-01?" Gendo Ikari asked.
Unit-01 was his most important possession; the soul of his beloved wife resided within it.
In order to revive his wife, Gendo Ikari used everything he could.
The high-ranking members of the Human Completion Organization Committee from various countries, the scientist Ritsuko Akagi and her son, and even his own son were all targets of exploitation.
He even secretly created a second "Human Completion Project," at which point no other variables could be allowed to appear.
Gendo Ikari coldly watched Shin-chan's retreating figure: "Send out the army and kill it. This kind of creature is of no benefit to humans."
The NERV organization is a subordinate organization of the Human Completion Committee, responsible for fighting against the Angels, and wields immense power.
In the established lore, the Human Completion Committee controls the entire Earth.
The mountain flower ash cricket pupa ran towards the sea on its short legs.
Shin-chan's second form was never suited for living on land or breathing oxygen; in short, it was very uncomfortable.
Just then, two bombers appeared above Yamabuki Hanajin's head.
"Bombers! Are they helping me get back to the sea?" Yamabuki Hanajin exclaimed happily.
Then, a bomb was dropped.
Yamabuki Hanajin was completely numb. All I did was sleep with your wife, and you actually threw a bomb at me? You're being a little ungrateful!
"Boom boom boom boom!!!"
The bombs landing on Yamabuki Hanajin were basically like tickling her.
"Do you know who I am? I, Yamabuki Hanajin, have roamed so many worlds, and no one has ever dared to disrespect me like this. If you don't believe me, go ask Misaka Mikoto of Academy City, or Muzan, the Demon King of Demon Slayer... You... don't throw it away! Waaaaah!"
This phrase, translated into Godzilla's language, would be: "Awooo! Roar! Awooooo!"
"What does this passage mean?" Gendo Ikari asked.
NERV's chief scientist, Ritsuko Akagi, twitched at the corner of her mouth. How was I supposed to know what she meant? "She's probably cursing us, isn't she? And she's using pretty vulgar language."
"How's the target situation?" Gendo Ikari asked.
Ritsuko Akagi said in a low voice, "Although it was hit by the latest bomb, the target seems to be completely unharmed and is moving towards the sea. Hmm? This creature doesn't seem to be able to stay on land for long."
Just then, Yamabuki Hanajin finally returned to the sea after a long and arduous journey.
"You just wait! A gentleman doesn't leave a grudge unavenged. Once I evolve into my fourth form, I'm going to have a BBQ in Tokyo today!"
Chapter 48: Evolution, Evolution by any means necessary!
In her second form, Shin-chan is only cute and has little offensive power.
Faced with human planes and cannons, all we can do is run. Hmph, fortunes change every thirty years. Don't underestimate the poor youth, the poor middle-aged, or the poor old. Respect for the dead... The main theme is poverty.
After a long and arduous journey, Yamabuki Hanajin finally reached the sea and soaked in the seawater, feeling incredibly comfortable.
Ritsuko Akagi was checking Shin-chan's data and said to Commander Gendo Ikari, "The monster has extremely high defense. Although it was hit head-on by many shells, it didn't cause any effective damage. Now that the target has embedded itself in the sea, should we continue the pursuit?"
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