I'm really not an old sword

"Well, you've been busy so late and you're back. Saber, you must be tired too. How about I make some bubbles for you?"

Lin Qingsu increasingly suspected that the male protagonists in those anime were deliberately pretending to be stupid.

In this situation, even a pig would understand what a woman means.

If someone doesn't understand the biological instinct for reproduction, it can no longer be explained by low emotional intelligence. It can only mean that the so-called "man"'s testosterone level is so low that he can go to Thailand for surgery without taking hormones.

"Oh, that's trouble."

'Wow. '

Lin Qingsu stood up, walked out of the bathtub and sat on the stool.

Irisviel immediately covered her eyes.

In the evening, Elsa took her to watch some related videos to give her some knowledge so that she could know what men and women should do if they want to have a baby.

She also came here for this purpose, at Elsa's instigation.

Although she didn't quite understand, shouldn't giving birth to a baby be done as the very last thing? But Elsa said that this was normal and that in this era many men and women who had only known each other for a few minutes engaged in this behavior, so Irisviel decided to believe the "expert".

And Irisviel also has her own reasons.

They even took that step, wasn't that proof that their relationship had reached its most intimate level?

"At this time, we should seize..."

Looking at Lin Qingsu sitting with his back to her, Irisviel remembered Elsa's "Plan E".

Looking down at her own hands and recalling the stunning sight just now, Irisviel couldn't help but fall into deep self-doubt.

Can you really control the future?

"Mrs?"

"coming."

Irisviel quickly picked up the bath towel beside her and squeezed bubbles on it.

He knelt beside Lin Qingsu, raised his trembling hands and wiped his body bit by bit.

Just wiping the body.

From beginning to end, Alice felt her mind was blank and she couldn't think of any plan. She only came to her senses after carefully and diligently lathering Lin Qingsu's whole body and stood up to use the shower head to rinse him.

But as soon as he stood up, he was so flustered that he stepped on the foam on the ground.

Irisviel slipped and fell forward.

'Tear! '

The drowsy Lin Qingsu looked blankly at his wife who had fallen on his legs and whose clothes were torn by inertia.

Is he so ruthless?

"Yeah, sorry!"

Alice came to her senses and hurriedly tried to get up, but Lin Qingsu's body covered with bubbles was too slippery. She tried several times but failed. Tears welled up in her red eyes.

Why am I so stupid?

Saber will definitely dislike him.

"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so stupid."

Lin Qingsu reacted and gently put her arms around her waist.

The waist is very thin and soft.

Irisviel's struggling movements gradually became less intense, a hint of confusion appeared in her eyes, and then she slowly closed her eyes as if she had suddenly come to her senses.

Seeing this scene, Lin Qingsu's breathing couldn't help but become rapid and she lowered her head.

"Well..."

For a long time, the lips are divided.

Irisviel's eyelashes trembled, and it took a long time before she mustered up the courage to open her eyes.

Seeing Lin Qingsu’s face so close to him.

The wife closed her eyes again as if escaping, and her hands gripping his shoulders became tighter and tighter. Her cherry lips parted slightly, and her tone was confused but also a little expectant.

"I-Are we going to make a baby?"

"In a moment."

"A-a while?"

Lin Qingsu didn't answer, but turned her head away.

When Irisviel came in, she was so nervous that she forgot to close the door, and at this moment, two little heads popped out from inside.

Seeing Lin Qingsu turning her head, they quickly shrank back, but it seemed that they were too hasty, and there was a crisp "bang" sound.

"Come in, everyone."

Chapter 23: Shocked Altria

There was a sudden commotion outside, followed by the delayed sound of a girl holding her head and crying out.

Irisviel opened her eyes blankly.

The voice sounds so familiar.

Soon, Irisviel saw three children walking in from the door one after another.

Sakura Matou was the first to go.

The girl walking in the middle was someone she didn't know. She was being 'escorted' in by the last person, her daughter Illya, with her hands handcuffed behind her back, looking desperate.

Upon seeing her daughter, Irisviel uttered a low cry of "Ah" and struggled to get up.

But Lin Qingsu would never do as she wished. The moment he noticed that she was about to stand up, he tightly held her waist with his hands.

After struggling several times in vain, Alice let out a wail and buried her head in Lin Qingsu's shoulder in despair, like an ostrich, unwilling to accept the reality.

"Hehe, don't be shy, mom."

Illya's sullen look was just like Irisviel yesterday.

His red eyes were filled with curiosity and excitement.

Seeing Lin Qingsu looking at him, he immediately pushed the hostage Toosaka Rin out as if to take credit and announced loudly.

"Report to my brother, Illya completed the mission perfectly!"

As she said this, she looked at Tōsaka Rin with a heavy face, who was being ruthlessly suppressed by her using her nine-year-old size.

"Sorry, I'm undercover."

Toosaka Rin looked as if she had eaten shit.

"what happened?"

Originally, Lin Qingsu wanted to chase away these three little brats who were not sleeping and making noises in the middle of the night, but seeing Toosaka Rin's appearance, she also became curious.

And the way Irisviel kept grabbing at him, urging him to let his daughter go while shaking all the time was really funny.

"The criminal, Tousaka Rin, wanted to kidnap Matou Sakura and escape from the castle, but I discovered her..."

After listening to Illya's story, Lin Qingsu finally understood what the three little ones had just done.

The story goes that Toosaka Rin wanted to escape with Matou Sakura, but was caught by Illya. Illya took advantage of the situation and led her to find Sakura, then took her around the castle. Finally, she brought the Toosaka Rin, who was exhausted from running, here and took advantage of her inattention and, relying on her size, who was three years older than her, to suppress her.

Looking at the desperate Toosaka Rin, one can almost imagine her colorful expression when she found Lin Qingsu in the bathroom trying to run away, but was directly "executed for justice" by Illya on the spot.

"Oh, by the way, on the way, I saw a big sister tied up in the basement. She said she wanted to see her brother for something!"

"I see."

Lin Qingsu nodded in agreement.

"You did a great job, Illya. Now I'll give you two more tasks."

"Brother, please speak!"

"Now hand her over to the maid who is on night watch, and then go back to your room and sleep."

"Huh?" Illya didn't expect the hero to be treated like this. She puffed up her face unhappily. But when she saw her mother sitting in her brother's arms, she suddenly realized: "Illya promises to complete the mission!"

"Go."

Illya then escorted the dejected-looking Toosaka Rin out of the bathroom, but Matou Sakura remained motionless.

"cherry?"

Matou Sakura looked at Irisviel sitting in Lin Qingsu's arms.

Bad woman.

She didn't know why, even though she had agreed with Illya at the beginning of the plan and went with her to find Erza, she was very unhappy now.

Why am I not the one sitting in my brother’s arms?

"Sakura wants to sleep with her brother tonight."

Illya became anxious when she heard this.

"Hey, Ying, let's go. It's not too late to do that tomorrow."

The girl who had always been submissive was now particularly stubborn and looked at Lin Qingsu pitifully.

"Nightmare, scary."

"I can sleep with Sakura!"

"elder brother!"

Lin Qingsu didn't notice anything unusual about Matou Sakura at all, and just thought that she really had a nightmare and was afraid to sleep alone.

After all, what bad intentions could a six-year-old child have?

"Continue tomorrow."

He bit Irisviel's ear and spoke in a low voice. He felt her body tremble suddenly and cutely because of the warmth from her earlobe. He couldn't help but look forward to tomorrow.

"it is good."

"Well."

Illya drooped her little face and looked at Matou Sakura with grievance.

That look in his eyes was like someone who suddenly discovered that a comrade-in-arms with whom he had been friends for decades had suddenly betrayed him, and he was puzzled and questioning.

We agreed to match my mother and brother up, and then everyone could live together forever. We clearly agreed on this beforehand, so why did you suddenly betray me at the last minute?

Suddenly, a big hand was placed on Illya's little head and rubbed it several times.

"Illya, do you want to come?"

"Well, can I?"

"Of course, since everyone is here, let's sleep together tonight."

Mom, brother, are you going to sleep with Sakura?

Thinking of that scene, Illya's dissatisfaction with Sakura Matou for betraying the revolutionary friendship disappeared, and she nodded excitedly.

"Good!"

Finally, the three little ones were lying on the bed on either side of Irisviel.

Lin Qingsu told them stories by the bed.

As for Toosaka Rin's protest, the little girl gave in after Lin Qingsu kindly ruffled her hair and let her experience the "throwing high" several times.

After the three children, one adult and three children, were all asleep, Lin Qingsu blew out the candle and left his bedroom.

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