Global Cataclysm: My Life in Sanctuary Versailles

As the saying goes, if I have a hand, I can strike both refined and popular tastes; if I have a key, I can scold demons and monsters....

One word - kill!

"QTM, if it weren't for the world, I would have typed all the S for you."

"You have hypoplastic cerebellum, second-grade hemiplegia of five limbs, you keep moving your upper body but can't move your lower body..."

"Kill your tortoise grandson!"

"Beep, beep, if you have the ability, touch it realistically!"

......

Although every Chinese can master multiple languages ​​(Mandarin plus dialects), but foreign netizens are not good enough, all kinds of languages ​​are flying around on the forum, and most of them don't understand, which also leads to dirty exports People are only a small part. After all, they don't do things like playing the piano with cows. Many people choose a more concise method.

There is an expression, palms are clenched into fists, and then the middle finger is raised upwards. It is a proper international language, and I believe everyone can understand it.

So when Wu Lang opened the Huaguo section of the Global Forum, he saw the scene of the barrage flying up at a glance.

Ironically, at the top of these comments, the official just updated the congratulatory messages sent by the leaders of various countries and regions on the Chinese New Year.

"It conveys peace on the surface, but encourages civilians behind the scenes. It is really hypocritical and disgusting."

If no one came to take the lead or even advocate, he would not believe that so many people would gather on the Huaguo branch forum.

And the proponents...

He also didn't believe that it would be ordinary people who worry about their livelihood every day.

Originally, Wu Lang was planning to follow the crowd and post a greeting on the forum before leaving the forum, but this scene made him change his mind immediately.

After thinking for a while, a plan that seemed perfect to him was outlined.

The plan is also very simple, call Ling'er, let her invade the global forum, and publish, pin, and lock the previous news for each country on the corresponding country-specific forum.

Taking Linger, who is now an enhanced version of 2.5, it takes less than 3 minutes to finish these things.

no way!

The video is ready-made, just extract it;

Before invading the forum, Linger left behind a secret channel. Even though all countries have strengthened the security of the forum afterwards, it does not prevent Linger from cracking the fact of entering in the blink of an eye;

The lock program was used before to provoke the alliance between the dark net and the "Wu" family, and it can be copied now.

It can be said that it took 3 minutes, more than half of which was spent on editing copywriting and pinning posts to the top.

Looking at the various pinned videos and posts that were re-posted on the sub-version forum, Wu Lang also directly quit the global forum, threw the tablet into the dimension space, and watched the live show seriously.

And this time!

The Huaguo sub-version of the global forum, which had been noisy before, suddenly fell silent, and the scrolling speed of the barrage was as if a car that was running at 120 yards just now was suddenly stepped on the brakes.

With the sound of "squeak", if the driving skills are good, the tires will grind a long mark on the ground, and the vehicle will come to a stop;

It can be summed up in two words: "Nest grass!"

And this scene made the Huaguo netizens who were fighting against N express their incomprehension.

Not only did people from abroad leave the Huaguo sub-version forum, but even a large part of people from their own country lost their voices in an instant.

"???"

"what's the situation?"

"Why is there a sudden silence?"

"I haven't even used my two successes yet, why the fuck are they all gone, that's all? Nothing!"

of course!

The truth of the matter can't be hidden from everyone, after all, it's clearly displayed on the homepage of the forum, and it's hard not to see it or not.

"Stupid people are still asking why, while smart people have already gone to other countries' forums to watch."

"Wasao! The Great God has reappeared, go to the next forum to worship the Great God up close."

.......

Someone reminded that all the netizens who were still on the Huaguo sub-version forum, one by one, the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea showed their magical powers, and quickly climbed over the wall to the sub-version forums of other countries and regions. All still fresh in the videos and posts.

As the saying goes, learn the new by reviewing the old, and learn the old by living the old. As sensitive and studious Chinese people, of course we cannot let go of such an opportunity to study and discuss at this time. HTTPs://WωW.éЬòǒκbǎō.Иét/

Looking at the news that kept scrolling below, they let out a pig cry while laughing, and their hands turned into afterimages again, joining the discussion army.

"This matter, although the plot is a bit old-fashioned, but I just want to say that it was done beautifully."

"I seem to have seen something I shouldn't have seen again. Will you invite me to drink tea... the dog's head will save my life."

"Although it's not the first time I've seen it, I want to say that Uncle Sam in the Bald Eagle Kingdom has hairy legs and a bit hot eyes."

"Didn't the little ones jump up and down so well just now, why without Henghe water, they became quick shooters..."

"I miss the players who lived a good life on the Nth day."

........

The abnormality of the forum data quickly attracted the attention of the regulators. When they saw the familiar videos and posts that were pinned to the top of the forum, the regulators from various countries were immediately paralyzed.

Immediately, a gust of cold air penetrated into the body from Tianling Gai, and instantly swam through the whole body. After that, everyone couldn't help but shuddered, and murmured to themselves:

"how is this possible?"

Having been hacked before, they spent a lot of manpower and material resources to re-encrypt the website.

They are confident that they can withstand any attack, even if they cannot, at least they will not be invaded without anyone noticing.

And now....

A dreamy scene appeared before their eyes again.

A few seconds later, the supervisors recovered from the shock, and the next second, everyone's hands turned into an afterimage on the keyboard in front of them.

There was a crackling sound in the whole room.

Do not misunderstand!

They are not joining the discussion army, but deleting the post to minimize the impact.

But with continuous operations, they discovered a sad fact that no matter how hard they tried, the posts were always there, no more, no less, neither humble nor overbearing.

And as they kept typing the codes, their faces gradually turned pale, until finally there was no trace of blood on their faces, and their eyes looked blankly at the still towering sticky stickers, and the supervisors suddenly had two thoughts in their hearts. One word: "It's over!"

Director of the Cyber ​​Security Center of Bald Eagle Country, a middle-aged fat man who is smart enough to have a Mediterranean hairstyle. At this time, the waves in the Mediterranean are surging, and the waves have already hit the isolation belt next to him. As for these, the middle-aged fat man seems to have never noticed it. Seeing his whole body slumped on the armchair, he said weakly to the secretary: "Execute the No. [-] backup plan and report it to President Sam at the same time."

.........

Chapter 1216 Whether the forum is chaotic or not, Wu Lang has the final say ([-])

As for the No. [-] backup plan?

Here I have to mention the magical country of eating gali.

The switch-off power invented by them, although other countries seem to abandon it on the surface, it has to be said that it is really easy to use.

I didn’t see them who were also victims. After the supervisors determined that the top post could not be deleted in a short time, the person in charge immediately put his hand on the main gate, and then just pulled it down hard, and the world was instantly quiet down.

As for the anger from the domestic people, the ridicule from the people of other countries...

Feel sorry!

They, who have been isolated from the outside world, said they didn't know anything.

They even picked up chicken feather blankets and swept away the flying dust on the servers while the power was off.

Another easy day.

........

Bald Eagle Country.

With the exhaustion of a busy day, the old #萨# who was lying on the bed early, was finally awakened by a wake-up call.

He was already angry when he got up, but when he heard his peach #色#视频# video flying all over the sky again, the anger in his chest ushered in an instant volcanic eruption, and he scolded the middle-aged fat man on the other side of the phone bloody head.

"You f*ckingly called me so late just because of such a f*cking thing, don't you f*cking brains know how to learn from the "opposite side" to disconnect the network, and then ask the technicians to fix it quickly..."

Do not misunderstand!

The anger in his heart came more from being woken up in the early morning. As for the video...

Although there are angry "enemies" who have been holding on to this matter, but because of the previous experience of vomiting blood, and after the incident came out last time, he has experienced everything that should be seen and said. Have a normal heart.

Ok!

It can only be said that his operation will not be able to fix the middle-aged fat man again.

Of course, what is indispensable is the admiration for the uncle's calmness: "Damn! Awesome! Your uncle is your uncle after all, and you will not change your face when Mount Tai is overwhelmed... He is not enough!"

Anyway, he felt that if the protagonist was him instead, he would definitely have to smash two computers on the spot.

then....

After Asan, Gallic Chicken, Kangaroo and other countries, the sub-forum of Bald Eagle Country also ushered in the so-called irresistible factors, the entire sub-forum will undergo a system upgrade, and the upgrade time is to be determined.

Even in order to avoid what happened before, after shutting down its own server, the Bald Eagle Kingdom immediately contacted other friendly countries and regions to put pressure on the alliance and demand that the alliance shut down the general forum at the same time.

But it is definitely impossible to close.

The parties who hadn't waited for the event to use one vote of veto, and Exiong Kingdom, which had not been attacked this time, voted against it first, because it was not a big deal to watch the excitement.

Seeing this, the representatives of Hua Guo in the alliance could only have tears in their eyes, and gave an abstention vote with a look of grievance, expressing sympathy for the experience of these countries and regions, and wishing them to restore the network to normal as soon as possible.

As for the so-called humanitarian aid...

Don't make trouble!

I am so poor that I almost can't open the pot.

.........

at the same time!

On the Internet, when a country under attack closes its own server, qualified netizens consciously climb over the wall and gather on the general forum.

They also had an experience, and they are also looking forward to whether the person involved in this matter will collect the information and post it to the general forum as they did last time.

In the total forum at this time, the number of bullet screens can be said to increase by tens of thousands per second.

Server: "Why is it always me who gets hurt!"

Due to the current situation of Bluestar, the main server does not exist in a certain country or region, but all alliance member countries that have the ability to build servers. When building sub-version forums, a part is used for data processing of the main forum. And operation, and then the five major council members will work together to connect these servers together through satellites to form a huge network matrix, and finally form the general forum.

Now most countries or regions, because they cannot delete the top posts, choose to turn off the power, and after the power outage, some servers in the country that carry the data stream of the general forum also go on strike, so the data stream generated by the general forum is naturally blocked. distributed to other servers.

I saw that when most of the netizens gathered in the general forum, the server, which was usually a quiet and handsome man, suddenly buzzed, and various signal lights indicating abnormalities flashed one after another.

at the same time!

The staff also said: "Why is it always me who is injured!"

China!

The staff staying in the monitoring room, seeing this scene, smashed the noodles in their hands on the table in an instant, picked up the internal phone, pressed a series of numbers skillfully, beeped twice, and the other party quickly responded. The one connected the phone, and before the other party could speak, the staff opened fire like a machine gun.

"The team leader is not good, our server is suspected of being flooded with data, and the temperature of the server is rising rapidly..."

After a report, the whole department also ushered in a flurry of chaos.

can only say....

For too many people, this day is a long sleepless night!

It's just that Wu Lang, the person involved in this incident, declared himself free to move after the last repertoire "Unforgettable Tonight" was performed, and he took the three girls back to living area No. [-].

As for the sleepless nights, he expressed that he prefers to sleep together with big quilts.

 ….HTTPs://WωW.éЬòǒκbǎō.Иét/

Ten hours later, Wu Lang woke up from his dream.

As always, even if the "enemy army" they fought last night was defeated, it still couldn't change the result that he was alone in bed at this time.

"System check-in!"

Ding!