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Xiaoyuan-senpai: Who else could it be? It's complicated. (Funny.JPG)
Kaneki Ken: Huh? You guys stole turnips without telling me?? This is hopeless, damn it!
Tatsumi: Luckily I was at home eating noodles, otherwise I wouldn't have had any cabbage either.
Shu Ouma: What?! Sis, are you home?
Ouma Mana: I'm at my house, but I don't know about yours.
Shu Ouma: My God! What a horrible cabbage!
Stranger: Don't panic, I didn't find any turnips at your house!
Shu Ouma: Huh?! What about my turnips?!
Ouma's real name: I don't know.
Yukari Yakumo: Wasn't it taken by her real name?
Sakura Mana: Huh?! Where's my turnip?
Emilia: What if it gets stolen?
Shu Ouma: No—! My turnips! That's hundreds of bells!
Betty: What?! Turnips don't taste good at all.
Shu Ouma: ? ? ?
Betty: I didn't take it. I ate from Amo's house.
Stranger: What?! My turnips?!
Lili Becca: Are turnips that important? Are you all so afraid of them being stolen?
Liku: After all, it's the only financial product available, and everyone is waiting for the price to rise so they can sell it.
Rebecca: What about the profits?
Liku: emmm...no upper limit, no lower limit.
Rebecca: Holy crap! Is it really that valuable?!
Altair: You completely overlooked the fact that there's no upper limit...
Shu Ouma: So where's my turnip?
Dianci: What is turnip? Is it tasty?
Shu Ouma: ? ? ?
Senior Xiaoyuan: ?
stranger:?
Rebecca: Who's this?
Betty: A newcomer?
Kurumi Tokisaki: Do newcomers always appear so suddenly?
Homura Akemi: You'll get used to it.
Stranger: Wait?! A lightning bolt?! The one from Pochita?!
Denji: Huh?! You know Pochita too!
Senior Xiaoyuan: Wait? You know him?
Stranger: Chainsaw Man!
Electric: Chainsaw Man?
Senior Xiaoyuan: Hmm!? The one who started off with a mountain of debt, had one eye gouged out, and even had his testicles sold for electricity!?
Kaneki Ken: Holy crap!!
Kazuma Sato: Rookie! Are you alright?! Holy crap, you're in such a terrible state!
Tatsumi: Don't panic, we're here to help you!
Electric times:?
Stranger: How dare you! Let me have this wonderful opportunity!
Riku: Huh?!
Sawa: Are you kidding me? Are you Amo?
Xiaoyuan Senior: That doesn't make sense, there's no way to hack accounts on this forum!
Emilia: As expected, Amo is a good person!
Betty: Betty doesn't believe it! This guy is definitely up to no good!
Stranger: Can't I do good deeds?! I'm angry, trembling, cold, when will this guy finally stand up?!
Homura Akemi: I don't think she needs to stand up.
Ningguang: I agree.
Misaka Mikoto: What will happen if this dam-like creature stands up...?
Stranger: I don't care! Electric shock! From today onwards, you are my half-brother! I'm here!
Kaneki Ken: Me too!
Kazuma Sato: Me too!
Rebecca: Yo-shi! I don't know what happened, but following the leader is always the right thing to do!
……
The world of electricity.
On the suburban highway leading to Honesty, there was no one around and it was quiet, but Dianci and Pochita walked down the street.
As I walked, I couldn't help but laugh.
"Pochita, something like a chat program has popped up in my head, it's so amazing. The people in it are all really nice, and they even know me. They said they'd come and help me, hehe. They're such good people."
"Oh, right. The monthly income from cutting down trees is 60,000. The kidney I sold last time was 1.2 million. My right eye... 300,000. How much was the testicle I sold? Less than 100,000? The remaining debt is... 38.04 million."
At this point, Dianci looked at the bankbook in his hand and couldn't help but sigh.
However, at that moment, Pochita, the little dog with a chainsaw-like head, suddenly barked.
"Wang!"
"Ok?"
Denji was taken aback for a moment upon hearing this, then gave a carefree laugh.
"Let's finish this off quickly! A demon's bounty is 300,000! Demon hunters definitely make more money!"
The next moment, Denji grabbed Pochita and headed into Honesty Alley.
A giant tomato with long legs was walking in the courtyard of an old house, and Dianci, holding a Pochita, carefully approached it.
He felt no fear, only excitement.
One demon costs 300,000!
That's enough for him to live on for a long time!
Realizing this, he pulled the zipper on Pochita's butt and instantly charged forward with the chainsaw.
"One gram—!"
With the tearing sound of the chainsaw piercing through the tomato demon's body, blood splattered all around, instantly staining everything red.
Without hesitation, Denji pressed his advantage and slew Tomato Demon to his feet.
"Yoshi! Done!"
At that moment, a middleman wearing a hat walked out from a corner.
"Well done, Dianci. This time the commission is 400,000!"
"Oh!"
"After deducting the debt and interest, 170,000 yuan was left."
"..."
"There are also intermediary fees, practical handling fees, management fees, and other miscellaneous expenses... leaving 70,000."
"..."
"Give."
The middleman handed over 70,000 yuan to Dianci, who took the commission and left without looking back.
Dianci knew nothing about it and had no idea how much of the money was pocketed by middlemen.
I don't know what my future holds.
His parents abandoned him, leaving behind a mountain of debt, which the local gangs then placed on Dianci's shoulders.
Selling kidneys, selling eyes... and then pretending to be taking care of the electric girl.
Denji is smart; he can tell something's wrong, but so what?
He dared not do anything reckless, because just being alive was enough.
He has another dream he wants to fulfill: to hug a girl.
So he endured everything.
As Dianci walked down the street, he looked at the envelope in his hand containing only 70,000 won and a smile appeared on his face.
"After paying off this month's loan, I'll have 1,800 left. Hey, Pochita, tonight's dinner is a slice of toast!"
"Woof!" Pochita barked happily.
Just then, a few people appeared by the roadside.
"Hey, isn't that Denji? And Pochita too."
"Huh? Who are you? If you're the creditor, please give me some time, I'll pay you back." Denji said nervously as soon as he saw that the person next to him recognized him.
"I'm a stranger!"
The man was cold and aloof, but he walked up to Dianci and greeted him warmly.
"Oh! Stranger! From that forum?" Dianci immediately realized and exclaimed excitedly.
“That’s right! This is Kaneki Ken, and Sato Kazuma, and Rebecca.”
Leng Mo introduced the people around him and smiled. Suddenly, he broke into an excited smile. He had never had any friends before, and he cherished this feeling.
"Of course I came to see you. Didn't I say I'd help you?"
"Eh?"
"Stop talking, let's go to your place, I brought a hot pot!" Leng Mo laughed and held up a huge pile of food in front of him, while Jin Mu and Kazuma naturally brought a lot of things as well.
When Denji saw these things, his eyes widened and he couldn't help but swallow hard.
Is this paradise?!
He stared blankly at the ingredients in Leng Mo's hand, feeling as if his soul had been sucked away.
"Great!"
The excited Dianci jumped up, full of anticipation.
At that moment, a black luxury sedan drove up on the highway, carrying the driver and the old middleman.
When they saw Leng Mo and the others making contact with Dian Ci, they were about to come up and warn them.
"Who are you from the Electric Division?"
Leng Mo grinned when he saw the old middleman, and quickly walked up to him, greeting him with an evil and ferocious smile.
"Hey, you gangsters are really asking for it, daring to collect demons?"
"Huh?! Who are you?!"
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