Absolute Speed of a Certain Anime

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This is also true.

Come when you want and leave when you want.

If they come, I can give you a big hand, but you can't keep them.

The entire Red Devil Village seemed to have turned into a naked beautiful girl, who could only allow Wobak to come in and out without any resistance.

"Leave this to me."

Jiang Li volunteered and took on the incident with full confidence.

"Don't worry, I have a secret plan."

"With the boss here, let's relax and travel!"

He Zhen was the happiest. He believed Jiang Li's words without thinking and was already calculating how to get free food and drinks in the next two days.

"Well, let's see what secrets you have."

Darkness and Huihui looked at each other, and both chose to believe that Jiang Li had this ability.

Aqua never had a say in the formulation of battle plans.

After a while, the group arrived at the suburbs.

"Hey, there's a stable over there! Doesn't everyone in the Crimson Demon Tribe know how to teleport? Do you raise horses too?"

"That stable is my home."

"..."

Aqua was silenced by Megumin’s mysterious smile.

At first glance, the house looked exactly like the stable. The exterior was dilapidated, and holes could be seen everywhere in the wooden walls, which made people wonder, "How did this family survive the winter?"

"Bang bang bang!"

Huihui walked up and knocked on the door.

After a while, the door opened with an old creaking sound, and a little girl who looked no more than five or six years old appeared at the door.

“Is this Huihui’s sister? She’s like a smaller version of Huihui!”

"Her name is Xiaomi."

"What a cute name. Want some candy?"

Aqua squatted down and took out a candy.

Jiang Li frowned. Where did she get the candy from? Why didn't he notice it at all?

Xiaomi stared at them blankly, then took a deep breath.

"Mom! My sister has kidnapped so many people!"

"?"

A big question mark popped up on the four people's heads.

"Meihui, what does "sucker" mean?

“…Nothing special.”

Megumin looked away guiltily, not daring to look at Darkness’s serious expression.

"Welcome, welcome. Are you Huihui's friends? Please don't mind Xiaomi. She's just a child who knows nothing. Please come in!"

A woman who looked like an enlarged version of Huihui appeared at the door, with long hair, a friendly smile, and a very wifey look.

"Let's just be friends for now."

Kazuma said expressionlessly.

"Why is it temporary?!"

Huihui stared in shock.

"If you're all friends, please don't bring any gifts!"

My mother smiled and waved to a few people with a kind look on her face.

"..."

Jiang Li's heart was churning.

He and Darkness exchanged a glance, then winked at Kazuma.

"This small gift is not a sign of respect!"

Kazuma took out a cardboard box from his package and handed it over.

Chapter 902 I was tricked?

2023-06-01

Before deciding to come to the Crimson Demon Village in the morning, at Darkness's suggestion, the group bought some snacks as gifts for Huihui's parents as a courtesy. Unexpectedly, Huihui's mother brought it up first.

"Oh, please come in, please come in, just come, why bring any gifts? It's really embarrassing..."

Huihui's mother brought the cardboard box over at lightning speed and warmly invited them into the house.

"You've also kidnapped a lot of scapegoats before?"

Jiang Li asked Huihui quietly.

"No, who do you think I am?"

Huihui looked at Jiang Li with dissatisfaction.

"At most I just brought back a few meals!"

"So it really can bend!" x4

Huihui's family is very poor.

Very poor.

This was the strongest intuitive feeling the group had after entering the house.

The most eye-catching thing is the rice jar in the living room. There is only a shallow layer of rice in it, which looks not even enough for a meal. The lunch being cooked in the kitchen, when glanced at, is just a pot of porridge so thin that you can even count the rice grains!

"It's really just a small gift, not a sign of respect!"

Kazuma's expression changed for a while, but he couldn't stand the torment of his conscience anymore and handed over the whole package.

In fact, those were all gifts for Huihui's family, and he originally wanted to eat them by himself.

Jiang Li, Darkness, and Aqua all cast disdainful glances at him.

Damn, I thought the package was your luggage!

You take kickbacks even for a few snacks, do you have any conscience?

"Oh, thank you so much, I can have a full stomach tonight!"

Huihui's mother took the package with a smile on her face.

"Really? Will we be able to eat enough tonight? Putting the rice jar in the living room really works!"

Xiaomi was immersed in the happiness that came with being full, and drool was flowing from the corners of his mouth.

"This kid is really something. He says whatever he wants. I hope you don't mind. Come play with me more often in the future!"

Huihui's mother remained expressionless and managed to get away with it with a smile.

"..."

Kazuma's expression changed again.

What should he do? He kind of wanted to snatch the package back!

"Dear, you are back. How is the market today?"

"Don't even mention it, there's no one who knows what it's worth!"

By the time lunch started, several people had been sitting cross-legged at the table for quite a while.

Huihui's father finally came back from outside, carrying a large coarse cloth package on his back, which looked like it had taken a long time.

"Hui Hui, what does your father do?"

"A prop master's job is basically to design and make various magical props, and then sell them in the towns where adventurers live."

Huihui glanced outside the door and saw that her parents hadn't noticed this place yet, so she quietly introduced them to Jiang Li and the others.

"But the items he made were very sentimental. For example, he insisted that the scrolls containing the shimmering magic would be very useful when exploring dungeons, but he ended up not selling a single one!"

Ok?

A scroll storing flash magic...why does it sound familiar?

"Dad, where did you sell it today?"

While Jiang Li was lost in thought, Huihui had already come forward.

"Oh, Huihui is back! I went to Axel today. There's a prop shop there. The owner has always admired my work, and I used to be able to sell it to her. But when I went there today, I found out the owner had changed. Not only did she not buy any of my stuff, she even unreasonably kicked me out. The masked man even yelled at me and told me not to go back there anymore. It really pissed me off!"

Huihui's father sat down on the ground with an angry look on his face.

"My products are all masterpieces, why isn't anyone buying them?"

"It turns out to be you!"

Jiang Li kicked the table to pieces!

"The table! The only usable table in our house!"

"Snacks! Snacks are spilled!"

…………

"I'm sorry, I lost my composure just now. I'll compensate for the table."

It took a while for Jiang Li to calm down.

"Is one hundred thousand enough?"

"Why are you looking at me?"

"I don't have any money with me. Isn't it my duty to help the boss?"

Kazuma was speechless and had to take out ten Alices worth ten thousand coins.

"Enough, enough, enough!"

Huihui's father immediately put away his fierce look and accepted the compensation with a bright face. He moved so quickly that Kazuma thought he hadn't taken out the money.

"By the way, didn't I send a lot of money back?"

"I used all that money to buy materials for making magic tools. After all, without investment, there's no income!"

Huihui's father's matter-of-fact expression made Huihui silent for a moment.

I guess I'd better not send money back in the future.

"My name is Kazuma, and I'm the captain of Megumin's team."

“Ah, I’m Darkness, a Crusader.”

"My name is Aqua, but I'm actually the captain. Don't pay attention to that Kazuma, he's always not very smart!"

Kazuma rushed over, grabbed Aqua's head and hit it hard, shouting, "Whose head is not working?"

"Are you Kazuma? Satou Kazuma?"

Huihui's father and mother looked at each other, their eyes full of regret.

"I thought Sato Kazuma was this rich, handsome guy. I thought my Huihui had finally hooked a rich man. What a pity!"

Are you really a man to say such things in front of your daughter?