Absolute Speed ​​of a Certain Anime

"I was fighting against my half-body and was unable to regain my full strength, so I came here to heal. I wasn't injured in the physical sense, so there's no way to heal it with magic or medicine. I can only recuperate!"

Jiang Li stopped and sat back down by the hot spring.

This made Wobak feel relieved.

But isn’t the distance closer than before?

"That's a bit difficult, and I can't help you."

It's a pity for Jiang Li, otherwise he could let Miss Wobak have a taste of his finger skills. The witches all said it was good when they saw it!

"But I do have some connections, and I can help you find your other half. I just don't know what it looks like."

Chapter 883 Goddess Wobak

2023-06-01

"You're so thoughtful... My other half is a pitch-black monster. It's enormous, and ordinary advanced magic can't hurt it. It can breathe fire, and its strength is extremely strong."

Seeing this, Wobak's expression eased a little. Although this young man was a little bit awkward, he was not completely useless.

"But a few years ago, I had a huge fight with her. When she just escaped the seal, I severely injured her. Her size shrank a lot. Now she should be this big..."

She gestured to her chest.

About the size of a cat or dog.

It's quite difficult to find this way. To be honest, black monsters the size of cats and dogs are everywhere.

"Where was she sealed before?"

"Red Devil Village. Unfortunately, when I went to look for it later, my other half was gone. Maybe someone took it away."

"..."

Jiang Li was silent for a moment.

According to your logic, there is a high probability that half of your body was picked up by the Red Demons.

But if that's all we have, it's obvious that there's no way to find the so-called half body. Maybe it's already been taken out of the Crimson Devil Country?

"I'll have someone look for it, but I don't know if they can find it."

Jiang Li didn't want to be too confident. He really didn't know if he could find something like this.

"That's enough. I'm actually working hard and have asked some forces to help me find a half-body. But thank you anyway."

Warback's eyes softened.

She has lived for countless years and has met all kinds of people.

Like this young man, an answer that is not definite actually shows that the other party takes the matter to heart.

If someone said "I will definitely help you find her" right away, Wobak would just give the other person a polite smile and forget about that person as soon as he turned around. Such a statement only meant that the other person had some need for her.

"What's your name, young man?"

Warback was in the mood, or perhaps it was a whim, so she asked the other person's name.

"My name is Nan Xiangli."

"Thank you, Brother Ali. Well, I've been here for a long time, it's almost time to leave."

Wobak held the towel to his chest and slowly rose from the pool.

But soon, she showed an expression as if she wanted to cry.

"Um...little brother, could you please stop staring at me when I'm defenseless?"

"But this is a mixed bathing area?"

Jiang Li looked at her with a puzzled expression, his eyes lingering over her body.

What a great figure!

With a look of despair on his face, Wobak tucked his private parts with a towel, went ashore with a splash of water, and then disappeared without a trace.

Nice butt!

Jiang Li's eyes showed approval. She might have thought that as long as she ran fast enough, Jiang Li wouldn't have time to see anything. But Miss Wobak obviously didn't know that Jiang Li, whose eyes were comparable to high-precision cameras, could record everything about her body shape in his mind in an instant!

"That's Goddess Wolbach, the top leader of the Demon King's army!"

Jiang Li slowly squatted down and buried himself in the hot spring, leaving only his head above the water.

"That burly man is clearly not human. His insides are like slime, and his body is invisible and formless. He must be the deadly poisonous Slime Hans. No wonder we can't contact them. He's here!"

According to Celestina's report, Hans had been carrying out a secret mission.

No one knows what this secret mission is. Maybe the old devil knows, but Jiang Li doesn't care.

As for Wobak, her whereabouts are always elusive and it is difficult to find her whereabouts. Even the old devil cannot assign her.

You know, Wobak is a real goddess!

Although she was deemed an evil god due to her possession of negative powers such as violence and laziness—she originally seemed to be a serious goddess, but later it was said that she was forced to join the ranks of evil gods due to the crazy slander of the Axis cult—she is indeed a god with divinity!

Among the Demon King's army, only Vanir himself can be compared with her in status. Others such as the Headless Knight Beldia, the Synthetic Beast Sylvia, the Deadly Toxic Slime Hans and the like are only worthy of being her subordinates at best!

Jiang Li was quite puzzled before. Since there was such a strong man in the Demon King's army, why could Yasaka Kyoichi still sit firmly on the throne of the Demon King? Why didn't Wolbach replace him?

I only realized after meeting him that one reason was that Wobak had a gentle nature.

Although it sounds strange that the god who controls violence and laziness is actually gentle by nature, from the contact just now, this is obviously the fact.

On the other hand, and more importantly, Wolbach's power is incomplete.

Failed to regain full power from half of the body.

This means that Wolbach's current strength is only half of his peak period, and the Yasaka clan has the support of the Grand Duke of Hell, Yasuk. Even if Wolbach was in his prime, he might not be able to defeat Yasuk, and of course there would be no situation where he could replace Yasuk.

Now that I think about it, the reason why Wobak's whereabouts are uncertain is probably because she has been looking for her other half. What she said about "some forces helping her find her other half" refers to the Demon King's army.

"So, could it be that Wobak is the lazy side, and the other half is the violent side?"

Jiang Li had such speculation in his mind.

It is precisely because of his lazy side that Wobak has such a gentle personality. Even after being stared at by him for so long, he has no intention of killing him.

If she was more violent, she would have been lying down by now.

Refers to lying down after being beaten by Jiang Li.

There is absolutely no weird meaning in it.

However, finding the black monster that symbolizes its violent side, that is, the size of a kitten, is extremely difficult. Who knows who picked it up? Such monsters can be found in any city.

Wobak has been searching for so long but still hasn't found it. If Jiang Li were to come, he would definitely not get any results for a while.

After soaking in the hot spring for a while, Jiang Li felt a little bored, so he left the pool and returned to the hotel.

“I already told you it’s not my fault! Kazuma, stop blaming me or I’ll bring down divine punishment on you!”

"Don't give me that. The worst punishment you can give me is to turn all my drinks into plain water. Who would be afraid of such a useless punishment?"

"You just called my God's Punishment useless, didn't you? You said something you shouldn't say! Duel, I want to duel you and let you know that the goddess cannot be slandered!"

"very noisy."

As soon as I returned to the hotel, I heard a quarrel that was so loud that it made my ears crawl.

Jiang Li looked over impatiently and saw that Kazuma and Aqua were arguing at the entrance. Darkness and Megumin were also there. The innkeeper put on a forced smile and tried to get the two to go somewhere else to argue, but they were completely disobedient.

Chapter 884 Jiang Li: He Zhen, you are really cheating me! (33)

2023-06-01

"What are you guys arguing about again?"

Jiang Li walked over with a dark face.

This is very embarrassing.

After all, Kazuma is his younger brother. In his heart, if this team loses face, he will also lose half of his face.

"Boss, you're here just in time! Aqua is getting into trouble again!"

He Zhen suddenly felt like he saw a savior and quickly grabbed Jiang Li.

"One more thing, Boss, you lied to me. There are no loli succubi in the Axis Cult!"

"I just heard about it, so it's understandable that you don't allow it."

Jiang Li smiled shamelessly, then looked at Kazuma in surprise.

“Kazuma, did you go to the Axis church just for the loli succubus?”

"Ah this..."

Kazuma suddenly felt unwell.

Aqua, Huihui and others on the side cast contemptuous glances at him, and even the innkeeper's eyes looked cold when he looked at him.

From a man's perspective, those who like succubus are all like-minded people, but if they like loli... I'm sorry, I don't know this pervert!

"Of course not! I was just visiting the church! Don't underestimate me!"

Kazuma coughed lightly and denied it righteously.

The boss silently left the front door, while Aqua and Huihui sneered, and Darkness rolled her eyes. They had known each other for so long, who didn’t know who else? Anyone who believed him was a fool!

"Let's not talk about this, Boss. Aqua is causing trouble at the church!"

Kazuma quickly changed the subject and glared at Aqua with deep sorrow.

"Oh, how did you cheat me again?"

Jiang Li asked in a very Buddhist manner.

"Hey, what you're saying sounds like I've been lying to people before! Why are you saying such unfounded things? It'll ruin people's impression of me as a goddess!"

"hehe."

Wherever Aqua goes, she's going to cause trouble. He now fully understands this fact and will no longer have any expectations of this mentally retarded goddess!

"Boss, listen to me..."

Kazuma continued to talk.

After separating from Jiang Li and the others, Kazuma and the other two headed straight for the Akusis church with a clear purpose.

Upon arriving at the church, Aqua naturally revealed herself to be a goddess in public, which aroused the wrath of the believers.

People didn't believe that she was the goddess herself. They were indignant that she had slandered the goddess' name. They all raised their brooms and mops, and everyone just wanted to teach her a lesson, forcing them to hide.

In a panic of fleeing, relying on Kazuma's stealth skills, the few of them sneaked into the hot spring behind the church and barely escaped.

Things would have ended here, and everything would be fine as long as we could leave during the chaos.

Who knew that when Aqua saw the hot spring in the church, she insisted that there was something wrong with the hot spring water and wanted to purify it on the spot. Kazuma and Megumin couldn't stop her. When they came to their senses, Aqua had already purified the hot spring.

"Aqua is so stupid! Her purification ability has no limit at all. She directly purified the hot spring water into ordinary water, causing us to be hunted for a long time!"

"Hey, you omitted most of it! You omitted most of it! When you heard that purifying the hot springs would reward my followers, you actively cooperated with me and even helped me purify the hot springs. Now it's all my fault!"

After hearing Kazuma's extremely one-sided testimony, Aqua yelled in indignation.

“That’s right, Kazuma, just admit it. This is all your and Aqua’s fault!”

"Hui Hui, stop it! After you heard there was a reward, you worked even harder than me!"

Kazuma yelled at Megumin, who seemed to be staying out of the situation.

"And then? You escaped back?"

Jiang Li gave a pair of dead fish eyes.

"No, we were caught."

Kazuma smiled awkwardly.