Absolute Speed ​​of a Certain Anime

"Boss, I've never met anyone as chaste as you! Those women are so despicable, one after another trying to get close to you, boss. You must be miserable!"

"Who says it's not, alas!"

Jiang Li sighed in pain.

Then he turned around and walked towards the underground of the Demon King's Castle.

Sato Kazuma wiped the cold sweat from his face.

Almost!

I almost lost all the benefits!

Deep underground in the Demon King's Castle, there is a treasure house made of reinforced concrete, which houses various treasures obtained by generations of Demon Kings on the continent over the past hundreds of years.

Standing at the door of the treasure house, Kazuma rubbed his hands frantically.

His goal is to empty the treasure house!

"Boss, this requires a password, what is it?"

"Let me go."

Jiang Li walked forward and started typing on the touch screen in front of the warehouse door.

"I will always like Yua Mikami, Asuka Kirara, Takizawa Rola, Momotani Erika..."

Followed by a long list of names.

"Boss, you..."

He Zhen's expression was subtle.

Boss, I can’t help you if you do this!

"This treasure house was left behind by the former Demon King's ancestors. The password was of course designed by them."

Jiang Li looked at him kindly.

If you spread rumors, you're dead.

His eyes were full of this meaning.

Kazuma quickly shut up.

"Pick whatever you want!"

Bringing Kazuma into the treasure house, Jiang Li waved his hand and said in a very heroic manner.

Anyway, I stole it, so I don’t feel sorry!

"I've been waiting for you to say that, Boss!"

Kazuma immediately rushed into the treasure house like a happy husky.

All the treasures glowed brilliantly, almost making Kazuma dazzled.

“This, this, this, this… I want them all!”

"I'm not responsible for helping you move."

"Ah this..."

…………

"Let's go out on a mission!"

As soon as they returned to the villa and before they even walked through the door, Kazuma couldn't wait to shout.

"What's going on? Kazuma is so proactive?"

Huihui walked out from the entrance, wearing a magician's robe, ready to go.

“I was planning to go on a daily explosion with Darkness. So, let’s just be patient and use today’s explosion magic on the monster!”

"Kazuma!!!"

A shrill scream was heard, and Aqua rushed out of the room with tears in her eyes.

"You scared me, where are you calling your soul?"

"Kazuma! Where's your boss? He punched me last night, knocking me unconscious for the whole night and causing me to break the dragon egg! He's got to pay me back. I'll give him 200 million, but he's got to pay me back for hitting me in the head, so he's got to pay me back a total of 500 million! Make him pay!"

"If I remember correctly, you bought that egg for 100 million?"

"Dragon eggs! It's a dragon egg!"

Aqua kept grabbing him and shaking his collar, which annoyed him greatly.

"The boss has left!"

"what!"

Aqua was devastated.

He became visibly depressed, and kept muttering things like "five hundred million" and "my five hundred million".

"Leaved?"

Darkness was stunned for a moment, a look of loss appearing on her face.

"The boss said he would come over in the evening."

Kazuma took a breath and added.

"Then ask him to pay you back tonight!"

Aqua suddenly came alive, and the life after becoming a rich woman was already spinning in her mind.

"Hey hey hey!"

"Will you come back?"

Darkness's expression flashed with joy for a moment.

Then, suddenly realizing that something was wrong, she quickly put on a poker face.

What kind of play will appear tonight?

Really been waiting!

Darkness couldn’t help but smile.

“Kazuma, what’s up with your equipment?”

Seeing Aqua and Darkness lost in their own worlds, Megumin sighed.

Was she the only one who noticed that Kazuma was deliberately sticking out his chest and exposing his waist, eager to show off?

"This? You mean this? Oh, Huihui, you really have good taste. I didn't expect you to notice it!"

Kazuma immediately started showing off happily.

"This is the new equipment the boss bought me: light armor, a bow and arrow, and a magic sword. Let me tell you, these pieces of equipment are amazing, especially this magic sword..."

Huihui listened patiently.

“Kazuma! As that man’s younger brother, I think you should advance some of the compensation costs on behalf of the boss! I’ll be magnanimous and only accept this magic sword!”

"Get out of here!"

The power goes out as soon as it rains. Fortunately, it comes back quickly. The power in my hometown is really unstable.

Chapter 876 Nothing to do tonight? (33)

2023-06-01

When returning to Axel, Jiang Li went to Wiz's prop shop and met with Vanir.

The man and the demon discussed many things.

By the time the discussion was over, it was already evening.

Thinking that Darkness was still waiting to be conquered in the villa, Jiang Li did not return to the Mini Demon King Castle in the suburbs, but rushed to the aristocratic villa where Kazuma and others lived.

As soon as he returned to the villa, Jiang Li was stunned.

"What's going on here?"

There was a kerosene lamp lit in the living room, barely illuminating the spacious space.

Aqua, Megumin, and Darkness were gathered around the sofa, each speaking to the person curled up there, seemingly trying to comfort him.

The one curled up there like a baby was Sato Kazuma.

When he came back in the morning, he was still full of energy and said that he would kill a hundred monsters today, but when he came back in the evening, he saw that the monsters were gone.

Okay, I'm autistic.

"Kazuma died again today."

Seeing Jiang Li coming back, Darkness came forward to greet him.

Although he looked embarrassed and his eyes were bright, he was still serious in front of others.

"?"

Jiang Li was shocked.

Can this all lead to death?

"Boss!!!"

Noticing his return, Kazuma screamed heart-wrenchingly and hugged Jiang Li's thighs.

“Wow! It’s so hard for me! It’s so hard for me! Why do I have to have a teammate like Aqua?!”

Wow.

Jiang Li originally wanted to say, I have given you so many good things, how can you still be such a waste?

After hearing the blood-curdling cry of the cuckoo, Jiang Li's expression suddenly relaxed, and he touched He Zhen's dog's head with pity.

"It must be very aggrieved!"

“Wa ...

Sato Kazuma couldn't hold back and burst into tears.

"What happened in the end?"

Jiang Li asked Darkness quietly.

"Is such that……"

Darkness sighed in annoyance.

When Kazuma returned in the morning, he wanted to go to the guild to take on a mission, test out the equipment he had just obtained, and show off to everyone.

He also leveled up at the same time. He was only level 13 now, which was far from the level 40 required by Jiang Li.

They accepted a mission to "expel the running lizards", which was to drive the running lizards that began to estrus with the arrival of spring away from outside the city. This race of monsters has the habit of attracting females by running. Once spring comes, its entire tribe can be seen running around on the plains outside the city. The fastest runner will win the right to reproduce with the lizard princess, making the passing caravans and adventurers miserable, so the guild issued this mission.

Kazuma happily set off with his teammates, carrying the new equipment given by Jiang Li.

Everything was going well. Kazuma made the strategy and maneuvered in the middle, Darkness acted as a tank to lure monsters, and Megumin killed them with one blow of explosion magic.

Then Aqua couldn't sit still anymore. With nothing to do, she released a magic spell to attract monsters in order to prove that she was also useful.

Kazuma was accidentally targeted by the monsters and died under the iron hooves of dozens of running lizards.

The corpse was trampled into pieces of flesh and was only revived with great difficulty.

"I, I mean well too!"

Aqua came over with a look of grievance and protested to Kazuma.

"In the final analysis, it was because you mocked me and said I was useless that I couldn't help myself!"

"you shut up!"

Kazuma suddenly jumped up and pointed at Aqua's nose and cursed.

"What's wrong with me saying you're useless? You third-rate, mentally retarded goddess! If you were really useful, why would I die?"