Absolute Speed ​​of a Certain Anime

"cut!"

An expression of obvious annoyance appeared on Nangong Nayue's little face.

"Don't let me catch you, or I'll throw you into the prison barrier!"

The boss has been pushing her very hard these past two days, and thanks to that, she has been very busy these past two days.

She gritted her teeth in her heart and vowed to send this guy who caused trouble one after another to the prison barrier!

"Keep searching. If you're dead, you must find the body!"

"Yes!"

The security team members secretly groaned.

…………

"Ali!"

After school, Jiang Li was about to leave the school when a voice suddenly came from behind him.

Xiao Gucheng caught up with him from behind, his face full of embarrassment and a little embarrassed.

"Can you do me a favor?"

"No."

"Thanks, I thought—Hey, I didn't say anything yet!"

"Don't scream."

Jiang Li looked around and saw that many people were attracted by Xiao Gucheng's loud voice.

"Tell me about it."

"Um... I want you to talk to Asagi on my behalf..."

Xiao Gucheng made an apologetic gesture to those around him, then leaned close to Jiang Li's ear, looking embarrassed and unable to speak.

"I want Asagi to buy some underwear for Agraura..."

"What? You want to buy women's underwear?!"

Jiang Li shouted loudly, with a look of shock on his face.

The classmates next to him quickly cast horrified glances at him, looking at Akatsuki Kojou as if he were a pervert.

"certainly not!"

Xiao Gucheng blushed and explained in a panic.

"I was trying to buy some underwear for Agu...my friend! Stop pretending!"

"Didn't you tell me earlier?"

Jiang Li blamed him.

"I told you so!"

Xiao Gucheng was furious.

Damn it, is this guy deliberately making fun of him?

Absolutely!

"In one word, will you help me or not?"

"Why do you want Asagi's help?"

Jiang Li looked at him in confusion.

"There's no reliable woman around me!"

Akatsuki Kojou showed a sad expression.

It makes me cry when I talk about it. Although he is the ace of the basketball team, he usually adheres to the lone wolf mentality of "as long as I become stronger, everyone else is a drag."

Although he is very popular in school, he basically has no one to play with, and he is also isolated in the basketball team. If he is put in a photo, there must be no one around him, and he is so conspicuous that it is glaring.

Apart from his mother and sister, the only woman he could talk to was Asagi.

"My mom is like that. Nagisa just got out of the hospital, and she has a phobia of demons..."

Xiao Gucheng sighed with a tired look on his face.

My mother is very busy and likes to sexually harass people of the same sex.

Nagisa is weak and suffers from a phobia of demons due to the Gozo Island incident two and a half years ago, which prevents her from meeting Agulora easily.

So, the only candidate left is Asagi.

"I'm telling you, if you're going to ask Qiancong for help, why would you let me be the middleman?"

Jiang Li looked at him in confusion.

"Are you serious about what you said?"

Xiao Gucheng's cheeks twitched twice and he looked at him strangely.

"Look at what you said. Am I ever not serious?"

Jiang Li said dissatisfiedly, how can you slander others out of thin air?

"Don't you have any clue?"

Xiao Kojou looked at him with contempt.

"Look into my pure eyes!"

"Are you going to help me or not?"

"Don't worry, I'll tell Qiancong."

Jiang Li took out his cell phone and called Qian Cong.

"Buying underwear? Want me to come with you? Eh? What should I do? What color underwear should I buy? Should I take the pills or use a condom? Oh, isn't this going too fast... What? We're just going with friends from Gucheng?"

“Absolutely not!”

Even Xiao Gucheng could hear the girl's angry roar coming from the phone receiver several meters away.

"Did you do it on purpose?"

"what?"

"I deliberately spread the rumor that I was going with Asagi to pique Asagi's interest. Then I revealed the truth and naturally angered Asagi. Then I could refuse..."

"Am I such a scheming bitch in your mind?"

"if not?"

Xiao Kojou no longer concealed the contempt in his eyes.

I don't know what's wrong with this person, but he always likes to tease Asagi.

Suddenly he came closer, and suddenly he became a very straight man, keeping Asagi hanging at a distance.

If he didn't know that this sad guy had no love history and couldn't do such delicate work, he would have suspected that this guy was treating Asagi as a backup!

"Okay, okay, I'll find someone else to help you."

Jiang Li rolled his eyes and sent a message to another person.

"But, Gucheng, let me give you a piece of advice."

what?

Akatsuki Kojou looked at him in confusion.

"Don't get too close to Agulora."

Jiang Li left a meaningful smile.

"Otherwise, it will become unfortunate."

Chapter 810: Is it okay to just eat and wait for death? (33)

2023-06-01

"Buy underwear for Agulora?"

Nina murmured softly as she looked at the text message on her phone.

"give it to me!"

Weiertiana was suddenly alerted and volunteered.

Ever since Agrala was rescued, she has been kept by Akatsuki Kojou.

Agulola is the body she possesses, and she is Agulola's master, but she has never appeared in front of her once. It would be bad if Agulola misunderstood that Xiao Gucheng is her master!

"That's fine, anyway. You cook, clean, do laundry, feed the cat... you're not good at anything. You're the number one idiot!"

Nina tutted in displeasure.

This poor daughter is just like an idiot. She has never done anything and can even bake a bo biscuit into lava. She can't do the job of a maid and can only act as a vase and pretend to do it.

The master wouldn't accept this kind of trash as his subordinate, right?

"I, I can't do anything!"

"For example?"

"..."

Weilitiana thought for a moment and fell into confusion.

Weird.

what can I do?

Does it count as just living a life of idleness and waiting to die?

"hehe."

"I just haven't found my strengths yet!"

Weiertiana's face flushed red and she stamped her feet angrily.

After a while, she convinced herself that "it's okay, the cooperation is only temporary anyway", changed her clothes and left the monastery.

"Ms. Weiertiana? So you're okay?"

Xiao Gucheng waited for a long time at the agreed place, but met an unexpected person and couldn't help but exclaim.

"Of course I'm fine!"

Weiertiana's tone was very aggressive.

Xiao Gucheng's neck shrank and her momentum weakened. It seemed that she was not in a good mood today.

Do vampires also have periods?

I heard that the source of vampire power is blood. So, will vampires become much weaker during the visit of relatives?

Xiao Gucheng was thinking about a somewhat obscene question in his mind.

"Okay, let's go, Agulola. I'll take you clothes shopping. Where did those clothes come from? They don't look good at all. Girls should dress themselves up nicely!"

Turning to Agulola, Weiliana's mood suddenly improved a lot.

She walked forward enthusiastically and shook Agrara's hand.

But Agulora ran away with a look of fear on her face, and ran behind Akatsuki Kojou with a clattering sound, looking frightened.

"How rude of you! This is the dress I got from Nagisa, how can it not look good?"

Xiao Gucheng shouted loudly, his eyes full of dissatisfaction.

What he cares about is quite strange.

But Vertiana didn't care about this, but looked at Agulola in disbelief.

"Agulola, I am your master!"