Absolute Speed ​​of a Certain Anime

The straightforward words fell into Sato Kazuma's ears, making his heart tighten.

Having watched many animations and comics, he understood that this was the time for him to show his value.

The mere fact that they were from the same hometown didn't seem to be enough for the devil to show leniency to him.

But when it comes to his own value, he becomes silent again.

"Uh, am I lucky?"

He took out the adventurer card and pointed to the luck value on it.

"You're so weak."

But Jiang Li twitched the corner of his mouth.

Only level 8, the weakest adventurer.

Any soldier in the Demon King's army is better than him. Even the cook can cook better than him. Moreover, his ability values are very mediocre. He doesn't look like he has a herniated disc at all. There is no sign of the cheating that a reincarnated person should have.

"Luck is generally useless."

Jiang Li was a little uninterested.

He had learned before that high strength made one suitable for being a swordsman, high agility was suitable for being a thief, high defense made one a crusader, and high intelligence was the threshold for being a magician... but high luck was completely useless.

In this world where there is no such thing as drop rate, luck value cannot affect adventure income.

"That's not true. At least business is still very useful..."

Sato Kazuma retorted stubbornly.

But from his increasingly low voice, it was clear that he had no confidence in what he said.

"Don't you have any other advantages?"

"I am honest, warm-hearted and kind-hearted!"

"..."

"Don't disbelieve me, Boss! I died saving people. In a sense, my sentiments are worthy of praise. Even a bonus wouldn't be excessive!"

But this is the standard configuration for the protagonist.

Without this little bit of love, he is not worthy of being the protagonist and there is no room for praise at all.

"What else?"

"..."

Sato Kazuma was silenced.

He thought for a long time with a difficult look on his face, and finally sat on the ground with a dejected look on his face.

I can’t think of it.

Only now did he realize that there was almost nothing worth mentioning about him. He had no magical weapons, no abilities, and his strength was average. At most, he was a little smart, but other than that, there was nothing outstanding about him.

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After a while, the succubus who had gone out returned to the store and whispered a few words to the proprietress.

The proprietress immediately breathed a sigh of relief, looking relieved, and then packed her luggage with the store clerks.

A "Closed" sign was soon hung on the door.

The adventurers soon left, and even Dust abandoned Sato Kazuma.

"It's not impossible for me to take you in as my younger brother."

Suddenly, a light voice was heard, which suddenly shocked Sato Kazuma, who was still thinking hard.

"Really!"

"Conditional."

"I promise!"

"I haven't said anything yet!"

Jiang Li rolled his eyes.

"When you go back, help me find out something. We'll talk about the specific conditions later."

…………

As it grew darker, Sato Kazuma returned to the mansion.

“Are you home alone? Where are Megumin, Darkness, and the others?”

"One explosion a day."

Aqua sat in front of the stove, drinking tea boredly.

If he remembered correctly, Kazuma remembered that she already looked like that when he left the house in the morning.

At the end of the day, this useless goddess didn't move a step?

"Aqua, I have a question for you."

Sato Kazuma walked to the stove as if casually.

"That feathered robe of yours is a divine weapon, right?"

"That's right!"

Aqua perked up and nodded proudly.

"You're not planning on taking my precious feather robe, are you? I warn you, don't even think about it. This is my last bit of dignity as a god, my most precious thing. I absolutely won't allow anyone to pry at it!"

If I remember correctly, you used to wash your feather coat and casually put it on the clothesline in the stable to dry.

Kazuma grumbled inwardly, then spoke with a completely newbie look on his face.

"I'm not interested in that. I'm just suddenly curious and want to ask what the use of that artifact is."

"Didn't I tell you before? It's immune to all abnormal conditions!"

Aqua looked at him with a worried look on her face.

“How could you forget such an important thing? This is the feather robe of me, the supreme goddess of water! What’s wrong with you, Kazuma? Are you crazy?”

A vein suddenly popped up on his forehead.

I never thought that there would be a day when Aqua would worry about his brain!

But this is all for the sake of joining the boss, so it’s all worth it. Just be patient for now and teach her a lesson later!

"Specifically, to what extent can it be used?"

Sato Kazuma asked seriously, "I understand being immune to things like sleep, paralysis, and dizziness, but is that the only ability a divine weapon has?"

According to the boss, other artifacts also have this resistance, and it is just incidental.

As a sacred artifact used exclusively by the Water Goddess, how could the Feather Robe have so little power?

"Why would I tell someone like Kazuma?"

Aqua rolled her eyes, looking disgusted.

Hey, tell me clearly what kind of person I am!

Sato Kazuma gritted his teeth and decided that he would teach her a lesson later!

"I can help you pay off one tenth of your debt!"

"You said it, don't regret it!"

Aqua instantly jumped up like a spring, her face full of excitement.

"In short, my feather robe can eliminate all negative external interference! Things like paralysis and charm are minor problems. Even curses can't get close to me!"

"I see."

Sato Kazuma paused and continued asking questions tentatively.

"What about things like cause and effect, or concepts?"

Chapter 590 Let’s Challenge the Demon King

2023-06-01

“Huh? Kazuma, when did you learn such advanced words?”

“It’s often shown in animation!”

"Right!"

Aqua suddenly realized, then patted her chest proudly.

"You said it's everything! Of course, don't even think about getting close to me! I can also defend against things like causal interference and conceptual interference!"

In the realm of gods, there are many powers that interfere with cause and effect and concepts. Such artifacts or abilities are usually owned by high-level gods and will not appear in the hands of reincarnated people.

Aqua doesn't have that kind of power, but her feather robe allows her to resist any such power.

Of course, it is merely resisting interference to oneself, not erasing the opponent's power. This point must be made clear.

"Will it work if I bring it?"

"It can only exert a certain amount of power."

Aqua suddenly shrank into a ball and looked at him warily.

"You don't really have any thoughts about my precious Yuyi!"

"They said there were none left. What's the point of a level 8 adventurer like me coming here?"

"That's true."

Aqua thought about it and felt that it made sense.

It seems that the weak Kazuma doesn't even have the chance to encounter that kind of power.

Pitiful.

"it is good!"

Sato Kazuma pumped his fist and became very excited for some reason.

"Aqua, let's go to the Demon King's Castle in the suburbs tomorrow!"

"what?!"

Aqua was suddenly shocked and spat out the tea in her mouth.

“Kazuma, you don’t want to meet that new demon king again and ask him to take you in as his younger brother, do you?”

"Do you have any problem with me... Never mind, I've given up."

Sato Kazuma wiped the tea off his chest with disgust, then smiled with a Buddhist look on his face.

"To be honest, I've been explicitly rejected by the Demon King. He doesn't want to accept a useless adventurer like me, so I want to go to his castle and cause trouble!"

"It's too dangerous. I don't want it."

Aqua finally breathed a sigh of relief and lazily lay back on the sofa.

"Don't you want to go back to heaven?"

Sato Kazuma knew she wouldn't give in easily, so he encouraged her with a look of disappointment on his face, "As long as you defeat the Demon King, you can return to heaven. Wasn't that what the angel said when I brought you here?"

Because of a series of overly annoying actions during his reincarnation, Sato Kazuma ended up bringing Aqua down with him as his cheat, which is why he became so bad.

Only when they finally defeat the Demon King can Aqua return to heaven, that's what the angel who replaced her said at the time.

"It's too dangerous, don't."

“Two tenths of the debt.”

"make a deal!"

Aqua answered quickly, then smiled wickedly.

"You're only smart enough for this kind of thing!"