Absolute Speed ​​of a Certain Anime

"Kazuma really doesn't have any romantic instincts!"

Huihui's eyes kept flashing red, and she was extremely excited.

"Declaring war on the whole world, isn't that super cool? Everyone in the village will be rolling on the ground in excitement when they find out! This is a big event that can be written into "One Hundred Things the Crimson Demons Think Are Cool!"

"I despair of your Crimson Demons' aesthetics!"

Sato Kazuma refused to think about what would happen next.

Anyway, Axel will definitely become the center of the world in the future. All kinds of weird guys will gather here to defeat the devil. At that time, the novice village will no longer be a novice village, but a gaming field for top masters.

Very good, let’s pack up and leave Axel when we get back!

"Will the Demon King reside permanently in Axel? And will he allow anyone to challenge him?"

Darkness was so excited that her face flushed.

"Doesn't this mean that I can challenge the Demon King at will, be captured by the Demon King at will, and be insulted and ravaged by the Demon King at will?"

Various scenes of basements, prison cells, and bedrooms appeared in her mind. She couldn't help but tremble all over and almost moaned.

"what happened?"

Aqua looked left and right, looking confused.

"By the way, who are you anyway? Why do you possess a divine weapon? And you're so arrogant!"

She shouted, pointing at the Demon King, whose presence was overwhelming at the moment.

The adventurers behind her rushed over and pushed her to the ground.

If they anger the devil at this moment, they might not be able to go back today!

"Who am I, you ask?"

Jiang Li fell into deep thought upon hearing this.

He glanced at the magic sword Grame in his hand, and after a moment of thought, he suddenly realized.

"Hehehe, my name is Emiya Shirou, remember it!"

To round it off, I'm also Emiya Shirou!

No problem!

"Don't tease me!"

Sato Kazuma suddenly became furious, and his lurking status was automatically lifted, and his figure appeared in the corridor outside the hall.

"Don't bring shame to our righteous companions! Do you think there aren't any otakus among the reincarnated? And you've already managed to squeeze a few memes into one sentence!"

“Kazuma?”

Huihui was shocked.

Kazuma, who didn't even dare to fart in front of the Demon King, actually dared to retort so loudly at this moment. Is he trying to kill himself?

"Oops!"

Kazuma came to his senses and quickly covered his mouth, his face ashen.

The words of the devil touched his otaku instinct, and he roared subconsciously, completely forgetting that the person in front of him was the big devil who could end their lives at any time, and was the ultimate boss of this world!

"Huh, that's why I say people like you who only travel through one world are naive!"

Jiang Li snorted coldly, his tone full of disdain.

"Listen carefully, as a senior who has traveled through many worlds, I can tell you responsibly that the Type-Moon world really exists!"

"W-what?!"

Sato Kazuma was shocked when he heard this, and the confusion on his face was visible to the naked eye.

"Could it be the legendary King of Silence?"

“There are several.”

"A master who is a bit shy?"

"It's my master."

"Boss!"

Sato Kazuma was so moved that he knelt down on the spot.

"From now on, I voluntarily join the Demon King's army. If the boss tells me to go west, I will definitely not go east... Stop it, Huihui, don't stop me! I just met the real boss today. Please, boss, if I were to be reincarnated, instead of being reincarnated into this other world full of shitty people, why not let me go to the world of the second dimension!"

"Go home, go home! Kazuma, let's go home!"

Megumin grabbed Kazuma and dragged him out.

"That's right, let's go home quickly!"

Darkness was also horrified and quickly helped Megumin pull Kazuma out of the hall.

"Stop, what are you doing? Don't interrupt me and the boss's emotional exchange! Boss, save me, these women are crazy, I am devoted to you, I am absolutely loyal..."

“Kazuma, what are you doing? How can you worship someone else as the boss? You can only worship me!”

Aqua quickly threw off the people on her body and anxiously chased after them.

"And didn't we agree that you would defeat the Demon King and send me back to heaven? How can you go back on your word... It hurts! Who hit me on the back of the head again?"

Aqua looked left and right but couldn't find the person who attacked her, so she had to follow Kazuma and the others in a depressed mood.

"By the way, who was that arrogant masked man just now? His armor looks very cool. If we steal it, we can sell it for a lot of money. Maybe that would cover our debts..."

The voice gets quieter and quieter.

Soon it could no longer be heard.

It seems that Kazuma has been pulled out of the castle.

The adventurers looked at each other. Kazuma and the others had left, so could we leave now?

"Go away and spread the news!"

Jiang Li threw away the remaining stones in his hand.

Upon hearing this, the adventurers felt as if they had been granted amnesty and ran away in no time.

Soon, Jiang Li, Yasaka Airi, Beldia, and Wiz were the only ones left in the messy hall.

The undead knights disappeared without a trace, apparently taken back by a headless knight.

"Still pretending to be dead?"

Jiang Li glanced at Beldia coldly.

"Ahahaha, Your Majesty, it's been a while since I last visited you. I wonder if you are in good health?"

Beldia stood up and rubbed his hands awkwardly.

"After you go back, you have to clean all the toilets in the Demon King's Castle for a month. No, only the men's toilets!"

"No! No! Please let me go, Your Majesty!"

Beldia knelt down on the spot, hugged Jiang Li's thighs and cried bitterly.

"Witch, please go back to the Demon King's Castle and bring some people to renovate this castle. This will be the stage where I receive powerful people from all over the world. It can't be too shabby!"

Jiang Li remained unmoved and continued to give orders to the witch.

"Yes."

Yasaka Airi rolled her eyes and nodded in agreement.

What a waste of the Demon King's City's manpower and financial resources!

"Is this what you call causing trouble, Mr. Nanxiang?"

Wiz walked up with a subtle look on her face.

"Why, can't it?"

"No, no, how could that be?"

Wiz waved his hands repeatedly. For the sake of 2 billion, there was no way he couldn't do it!

And after all, no one has ever seen Jiang Li actually kill anyone. Even if the arrival of the Demon King will bring some panic, there is no doubt that he is standing on the side of humanity, which makes Wiz really relieved.

"But why would you do that?"

Wiz asked with a puzzled look on her face.

She couldn't understand why Jiang Li did this. Apart from making Axel the focus of world attention, were there any other benefits?

"Didn't I tell you that earlier?"

Jiang Li raised the corners of his mouth, revealing a bright smile.

"I'm bored, that's all!"

Chapter 544: Wiz, how are you going to pay back your debt?

2023-06-01

"What's this spill?"

Jiang Li touched the door handle and his hands were covered in liquid.

I sniffed it and there was no special smell, it seemed like just ordinary water, and there was a large puddle on the ground next to it.

This is a remote and rarely visited path in Axel. Jiang Li is currently standing in front of the door of a simple and inconspicuous shop.

"Jingle Bell!"

As the crisp sound of wind chimes rang out, Jiang Li opened the door and walked into the shop.

"Why so much water?"

Looking at the wet puddle on the ground, Jiang Li was full of questions.

It's okay outside the door, but is it necessary to do this inside the store as well?

Don’t you care about appearances at all?

"who is it?"

As soon as he entered the store, a trembling voice reached his ears.

"it's me."

As if recognizing the voice, the owner staggered out from the back of the shop.

"Mr. Nanxiang! I'm so glad it's you who came!"

The tea-haired busty shop owner rushed over to Jiang Li after seeing him and hugged him with tears in her eyes.

This is Wiz's magic item store.

Although Jiang Li was curious about why she opened the store in such a remote place, he cared more about another thing at the moment.

"what happened to you?"

Jiang Li's face was full of surprise.

"You're a lich after all, who can make you cry?"

Wiz hugged Jiang Li and cried, with a sad expression on his face as if he had been saved.

It feels really good to have such a big shop owner come over and be so cute.

Could it be that only two or three days had passed and a master who could make the lich cry came to Axel?

When this possibility emerged in his mind, Jiang Li's eyes lit up.

"It's Miss Aqua! She poured a large amount of holy water in front of my shop! And she made it herself! I can't get out at all!"

“She’s a real dog!”

Jiang Li looked at Wiz with pity.

The lich is an undead race and has extremely weak resistance to divine power. She does not have the protection of the old demon king. Once she is hit by a huge divine power, she may really be purified in an instant.