Absolute Speed ​​of a Certain Anime

2023-06-01

The small village is about two kilometers in radius and is covered with gray bricks and red tiles.

Ordinary people were wearing coarse linen clothes, either farming or setting up stalls. Probably because it was close to the Demon King's Castle, many adventurers wearing magnificent armor and robes could be seen on the streets.

The level of civilization in this world has clearly remained at the level of medieval Europe.

Jiang Li also put on his hood to hide his face that had accidentally caused a traffic jam, and followed the guidance of the enthusiastic villagers to a very busy restaurant.

"Your order will be here shortly. Enjoy these veggie sticks first!"

The blue-haired waitress couldn't help but take another look at the handsome boy's profile under his hood, and was reluctant to leave.

They clearly didn't order the veggie sticks.

"Be careful not to get hurt by the vegetable sticks!"

She was also very kind to remind Jiang Li, and after a while she walked away with the tray.

"How can a vegetable stick hurt anyone?"

Jiang Li tilted his head to express his speechlessness and couldn't help but sigh.

"It seems my powerful charm has finally become so powerful that even the people I meet for the first time are completely demented!"

Then he saw Yasaka Airi, who was sitting opposite him, raised her knife and fork, put on a serious expression as if fighting, and stabbed the vegetable stick on the table with a fork with great momentum!

But the vegetable stick was not to be outdone. It jumped up from the plate and somersaulted out to avoid her attack.

When it came to the life-threatening moment, several other vegetable sticks also jumped up on their own initiative. All the vegetable sticks united as one and hit Yasaka Airi's hand with their heads!

"Shh!"

But Yasaka Airi suddenly swung the knife in her other hand and instantly chopped up several vegetable sticks that were caught off guard.

After its body was cut in half, the vegetable stick seemed to have lost its soul. It shook twice and fell into the plate.

Only then did Yasaka Airi stop fighting, picked up the vegetable stick, put it in her mouth and started chewing it.

Jiang Li: “…”

The clown is me!

It turns out that the vegetable sticks in this world can really hurt people!

"How is this going?"

Although he felt embarrassed, Jiang Li still looked at Yasaka Airi like a country bumpkin, hoping that she could give an explanation.

"Ah!"

But the witch lady was obviously still angry. She sneered and gave him another big slap on the back of the head.

"The back of your head is a little big."

After looking at the back of her head twice, Jiang Li spoke with certainty.

"Who are you calling a big head?"

Miss Witch was immediately furious.

"Tea, please!"

The blue-haired waitress attentively brought over two more glasses of water.

Jiang Li no longer wanted to ask her why she didn't bring it over with the vegetable sticks.

"Does the customer wonder why the vegetable sticks move?"

She seemed to have heard the conversation between the two and began to explain enthusiastically.

"Everything in this world has its own soul. It's normal for vegetables and fruits to attack people!"

No.

I don't really understand what the normal standards are in this world.

Jiang Li reached out tentatively and grabbed the vegetable sticks on the table.

A vegetable stick suddenly stood up and jumped towards his palm.

"Hmm...felt a bit like it wanted to jump into my hand?"

That’s right, that action was more like an attempt to get close than an attack.

"Snapped!"

But suddenly, a vegetable stick appeared like a roadblock, knocked it down with a snap, and then it also jumped towards Jiang Li.

"Thunder crackle!"

Several vegetable sticks suddenly hit each other.

"eat me!"

“Eat me, it’s delicious!”

"Since I'm already on the table, I might as well let this person eat me instead of being eaten by others!"

Of course, the vegetable sticks can't talk.

But if they could talk, this is what it would feel like.

Those vegetable sticks swarmed over, each trying to squeeze into Jiang Li's hands, as if they all wanted to be caught by him, and were even willing to fight.

"That's amazing! They actually made the vegetable sticks sacrifice themselves and even had them fighting each other! This is the first time I've seen such a scene in my life!"

The waitress couldn't help but exclaim, and other people in the store gave her a look that showed they had learned something new.

Ok.

It was the first time for me to be noticed by a vegetable stick.

Jiang Li's expression was very subtle.

How to do?

He suddenly felt a little uncomfortable eating.

In the end, the civil war among the vegetable sticks on the table ended with everyone being killed.

"What a shame! If you kill it yourself, you can get some experience points. But for a high-level adventurer like you, this amount of experience points is basically nothing."

The waitress sighed and reluctantly went to the kitchen to serve the dishes at the owner's request.

Jiang Li picked up the dead body of a vegetable stick on the table, thought about it, and ate it with a sad face.

We can't let them down with their last dying wish.

He subtly felt the sadness of seeing a dead pet stewed and eaten by its family in the name of its high nutritional value.

“It’s quite fresh…”

Jiang Li thought so and ate all the vegetable sticks.

The dishes that came later were all pretty normal, probably because they were all cooked.

Most of them are specialties of this world. There is a sparkling wine called Crimson Neroide which is very delicious, with a "swish" taste. Although it is called wine, it is actually a beverage. The swish taste is quite fresh. He couldn't help but drink a few more glasses.

"Hey, where's the witch?"

After finishing the meal, Jiang Li suddenly realized that Yasaka Airi had disappeared.

"I don't know either!"

The waitress shook her head in confusion.

She kept staring at Jiang Li, praying that the hood on his head would be pulled back a little, and didn't notice when the witch left.

Jiang Li left the hotel and walked around the small village. He even saw Yu Jian Xiangye and his companions, but still did not find the figure of Miss Witch.

"Could it be that you are still angry, so you go back first?"

Jiang Li muttered secretly.

At the villagers' cordial invitation, he left the village and rushed into the sunset.

Just over ten minutes later, he returned to the Demon King's Castle.

"Open the door!"

He shouted outside for quite a while but the gate still didn't open, and even the super-hard barrier showed no signs of opening.

"Tsk."

Jiang Li had an idea and opened the illusory realm along the barrier.

He walked into the barrier through the virtual realm, and then turned off the virtual realm, and he naturally crossed the barrier.

“Are you a magician?”

On the city wall, the white-robed wizard lying on the old chair suddenly opened his eyes.

"That doesn't look like it. If it were teleportation magic, it should have teleported directly back to the city. This is more like passing through the barrier... This new demon king is quite interesting!"

"Anyway, I'm just guarding the city. The clash between the old and new demon lords is none of my business."

As he thought this, he turned over in the recliner, snored twice, and fell asleep again.

Yasaka Airi ordered him to lock Jiang Li outside the city, and he had already done so. What happened next had nothing to do with him.

Chapter 511 I've given up!

2023-06-01

"Your Majesty, it's morning."

Suddenly, a gentle call came to my ears.

Jiang Li opened his blurry eyes, and what he saw was a huge, snow-white destiny.

"What time is it, Nia?"

Lying on the bed that was more than ten meters wide, Jiang Li didn't want to move at all.

"It's six in the morning and the sun has just come out."

The woman named Niya had a pair of devil-like ∠. She looked to be in her twenties or thirties. She was only wearing a set of black lace underwear. Every inch of her skin was filled with the charm of a mature woman.

"Naughty."

Jiang Li grabbed the tail that was scratching his chest.

The heart-shaped tail has a devilish feel, swaying restlessly in his hand, looking very dexterous.

And she was in fact a demon, and a popular succubus at that. Beldia told him about her. She was the proprietress of a succubus shop in the Demon King's Castle.

After experiencing it for one night, I can only say that she is worthy of being a succubus, well-behaved and unbridled.

"Haha, your Majesty's hands are not stable either!"

"It seems my hand has its own ideals."

Jiang Li calmly removed his hand from Niya Yuanfen.

"Your Majesty really loves to joke."

Niya giggled and got off the bed, picking up clothes from the ground. Even though she felt weak all over, she helped Jiang Li put on his clothes first, and then put on her own clothes.

He strictly observed the etiquette of a lower-level monster towards the Demon King throughout the whole process, and there was nothing wrong with it.

"Call everyone in your store over tonight."

“…Yes, Your Majesty.”

Niya pondered for a moment and quickly nodded in agreement.

If everyone comes to serve His Majesty the Demon King, business will definitely be affected. They will not be able to absorb enough yang energy, which is a fatal problem for succubi. They dare not absorb the Demon King's yang energy.

However, if she could get the protection of the Demon King, her shop would be able to run more steadily. After all, succubi are weak lower-level demons, and in the long run, the benefits outweigh the disadvantages.

Besides, if more people were called, she wouldn't have fainted in the middle of it.

"Beldia is right. The Demon King's Castle is full of beautiful demon beauties with great figures."