Absolute Speed ​​of a Certain Anime

"In that case, I suggest going to the food court on the first floor!"

Seeing this, Arisuin Nagi acted like an expert and gave suggestions cheerfully.

Then I decided to choose "Absolute Speed of a Certain Anime". Although it is vulgar, it is good to be more popular.

Chapter 39: Human Happiness is Built on the Suffering of Others

2023-06-01

"Oh! This crepe is delicious!"

Ikki Kurogane walked in the food court on the first floor, holding a cream-filled dessert in his hand, feeling the smoothness in his mouth, and couldn't help but exclaim in admiration.

"Right, right? The cream here is very rich and delicious, so it's especially delicious. But I don't recommend this place for ice cream. If you want to eat it, I recommend Thirteen Frost on the third floor!"

"You really understand."

"Of course I've already visited this place. After all, desserts are the meaning of life for girls!"

"Ah ha ha……"

Kurogane Ikki smiled a little helplessly, then remembered something and looked at Stella behind him.

"Stella, would you like some crepes?"

"No, thanks. I'm not in the mood..."

Stella was hanging at the end of the team. She was obviously lacking energy and looked tired. Even her twin ponytails were hanging down.

It seemed that the incident of fainting from shame after wearing the collar had dealt a considerable blow to her self-esteem.

"Brother, let me have a bite of your crepe too!"

"sure."

"Wait! I suddenly have an appetite! Let me have a bite too!"

"Student Stella, are you a dog?"

Stella immediately became alert, throwing her pride to the back of her mind. Without saying a word, she rushed forward and bit off half of the crepe in Kurogane Ikki's hand in a few bites, making a slurping sound.

Jiang Li looked at Kurogane Ikki with envy.

It’s good to be a slow-witted man. Until now, I have been away from the Shura field.

He just can't do it.

"Junior brother, ah——"

The expired loli smiled at him with her small pink lips.

"what--"

Jiang Li also smiled brightly, handed over the crepe in his hand, and gently fed it to the expired loli.

I wish I had a ton of knockout drugs and put them all into the expired loli.

Don’t ask why it’s not a laxative, it’s definitely not because he doesn’t dare.

"You two have such a good relationship!"

Arisuin Nagi looked at the two people with bright smiles on their faces. Although she could vaguely see sparks flying between their eyes, her eyes softened and she showed an aunt-like smile.

"Yes, yes, my senior sister and I have always had a very good relationship since we were young."

Jiang Li had a look of deep agreement on his face.

"Humph."

Expired Loli rolled her eyes at him, then turned her head away, revealing her slightly red ears, and she couldn't help but wave her folding fan a little faster.

This shopping mall is such a failure. There is no air conditioning. Don’t they know that it gets hot in crowded places?

After finishing lunch in the food court, the group got up from the long table and took the escalator to the cinema on the fourth floor.

"By the way, what movie did you order, Shizuku?"

"Just an ordinary romance movie."

In response to Kurogane Ikki's question, Kurogane Jushizuku answered calmly.

"…By the way, what's the title of the film?"

Jiang Li keenly sensed that something was fishy and immediately came out to make his presence felt.

Kurogane Jushizuku glanced at him and explained indifferently.

“It’s totally unusual!”

Kurogane Ikki's face froze, and he and Stella shouted in unison.

"It's a very ordinary pure love movie."

Kurogane Jushizuku's expression remained unchanged, full of indifference.

"Then I might as well watch 'Karna, Princess of the Desert'. This animation tells the story of Princess Karna who gets into trouble in the desert and then falls in love with a young bandit leader..."

"turn down."

"Well, in that case, let's compromise and watch this 'Men's Paradise', it's also 15+?"

"Don't compromise on gender!" x2

Three women (?) were having a heated discussion there.

"Don't you guys ask Ikki's opinion on this matter?"

Jiang Li couldn't help but ask out loud, with an innocent look on his face.

"Eh? Ask me?"

Ikki Kurogane was stunned. At this moment, he had not yet realized the seriousness of the matter.

"Ikki!"

"elder brother!"

"Ikki-kun~"

"Which one do you want to watch?" x3

Stella and Kurogane Jushizuku each held their own opinions, butting heads and feet at each other, glaring at each other, neither of them willing to back down, and Arisuin Nagi happily blended in with them.

"Then, then two—"

"Huh? It seems like we can't watch both at the same time."

"Ah, this..."

"Ikki!"

"elder brother!"

Seeing that Kurogane Ikki began to feel confused and broke out in a cold sweat under the relentless pursuit of the two girls, Jiang Li's mood suddenly became much better.

Sure enough, people's happiness is built on the misfortune of others.

"Heh-"

Expired Loli had no interest in the Shura field in front of her, she stretched and yawned.

"Junior brother, let's go."

"Big Sister, have you decided which one you want to see?"

"Any one will do. I'm sleepy."

A hint of sleepiness appeared on Expired Loli's face. She bought two tickets at the counter and took Jiang Li to a screening room.

By the way, it seemed like she had just flown back from abroad after a game, and she came to see him as soon as she got back. She didn't get much sleep on the way.

"If you're tired, go back to the dormitory and sleep."

These words swirled in Jiang Li's throat for a few times before falling back into his stomach.

In the dim screening room.

"Hey!"

As soon as Jiang Li found a seat and sat down, the expired loli climbed directly onto his legs and nestled into his arms.

Her small body curled up, and she lay comfortably on her side, gently sniffing the pleasant fragrance on his chest, revealing a look of relief.

"You watch first. I'll sleep for a while. Call me when you're done..."

As she spoke, her voice became softer and softer, and her breathing became longer and longer.

The warm breath beat against his chest, the small body exuded a faint fragrance, the black hair like a waterfall fell on his chest, and the soft body felt almost weightless.

A bit big-headed.

Jiang Li took a deep breath, suppressed his heartbeat through breathing, and allowed himself to enter a state of calmness and stillness.

I activate the effect of Trash Converter from my hand, throw myself and the Jet Synchron in my hand to the graveyard, take a Trash Synchron from my deck, then summon Trash Synchron, activate the effect of Small Trash, and Special Recruit the Converter in the graveyard... Sanliu Tian Sanyao Transformation, please advise.

While I was telling the story in my head, three minutes had already passed outside.

On the movie screen, the big words "Men's Paradise" were projected, and then the theme song began to play, while various male actors made their appearances.

Jiang Li: ()

Hastily!

No wonder there are so few people in this screening room. I shouldn’t have let the expired loli buy a ticket!

“Da da da da da——!”

A few minutes after the movie started, bursts of submachine gunfire were heard from far away.

Jiang Li's eyes quickly became sharp.

Chapter 40: Alliance and Rebellion

2023-06-01

"Da da da da da da-!"

The sound of gunfire came from far away and soon reached the ears of everyone in the cinema, stopping the whispers and strange groans.

Jiang Li subconsciously wanted to get up, but suddenly saw the expired loli lying in his arms.

She didn't seem to be awakened, her breathing was still steady, and Jiang Li paused for a moment before getting up.

"Oh la oh la! Everybody get out here!"

Not long after, as panic gradually spread, a dark shadow suddenly rushed into the screening room.

He raised the gun in his hand and fired at the ceiling. He heard screams with satisfaction and shouted roughly to several spectators.

The man was thin, wearing a black combat uniform and a gas mask on his face. His whole body was wrapped tightly, and he seemed to be holding an M4 assault rifle in his hand.

The sudden gunshots caused screams to rang out in the screening room. Under the threat of their lives, everyone had to stand up tremblingly and walk out of the screening room in panic according to his instructions.

Jiang Li placed the expired loli on the seat next to him, then stood up silently and walked outside as instructed, but at the same time, his right hand was slightly clenched.

Although he was armed, as long as he moved quickly enough and launched a surprise attack, it wouldn't be a big problem.

“…Don’t be impulsive.”

A deliberately lowered voice sounded from the side.

Expired Loli opened her eyes at some point, reached out and grabbed his T-shirt, and whispered a serious warning.

"We don't know how many people are on the other side, or how many hostages they hold. Don't act rashly."

Jiang Li paused slightly.

indeed.

Judging from the scale of the gunfire just now, it is obvious that there is more than one person on the other side, and it is very likely a small team. If they disperse to search for hostages, then the number of terrorists and hostages in other places will probably not be small.