Absolute Speed ​​of a Certain Anime

"Senior Sister Daohua, wealthy lady Bifang, I regret that I can no longer maintain my purity for you..."

Jiang Li muttered to himself, then closed his eyes.

She looked like a young wife who was powerless to resist and waiting for mercy, but he was already looking forward to what was to happen next.

The man is weak and the woman is strong, it's a bit exciting!

After all, he is a virgin in two lifetimes. Although expired loli does not fit his view of choosing a partner, since he is forced, there is nothing he can do.

He has already resisted, so he just needs to go through the necessary procedures.

"Don't worry, at least for now, I won't touch you."

Seeing that he looked like he had given up resisting, Expired Loli couldn't help but laugh.

"Although the forced melon quenches thirst, it is not sweet. I don't like to eat it. Besides, your body is too weak and can't withstand my torture. Even if I eat it, it will not be enjoyable at all."

Expired Loli talks freely and reveals her sexual preferences without any scruples.

"I prefer rough men. They don't have to be muscular, but they must be strong enough to at least satisfy me!"

Jiang Li: ()

I was fully prepared, why did you suddenly change your mind?

In an instant, various labels of hentai books such as "Lolita control", "big muscle", "stomach deformation" and so on emerged in Jiang Li's mind.

However, what Expired Loli said does make sense. For a swordsman like her, when she exercises at full strength, it is like a real train crash. Ordinary people like Jiang Li really cannot withstand the destruction.

If you're not careful, you might even be killed on the spot, which would be a big joke.

"Then why did you come to me?"

"Go out on a date with me!"

Expired Loli folded her folding fan, looking slightly tired, and spoke lazily.

"There was a sudden match in the league a few days ago, so I went abroad. I just got back by plane this morning and came to see you to relax. Hurry up and get ready, and then go shopping with me!"

Okay, you are the boss and you have the final say.

What's more, the trump card of "childhood photos" is in the hands of Expired Loli. If it is posted on the Internet, he will probably be socially ruined.

That's why he hated this old loli. She was like a witch, squeezing him in every way, but he had no ability to resist.

When he becomes stronger, he will get back at her sooner or later, and then laugh loudly at her tablet computer, recording and recording her laughter at the same time, saving all her unwilling expressions and enjoying them every day.

Chapter 36 The atmosphere suddenly became awkward

2023-06-01

School gate.

"...By the way, why did you come anyway?"

Stella changed her clothes.

Unlike the Yunnan red sportswear she wore in the morning, she was now wearing a neatly cut white women's shirt with a knitted jacket on the outside, which had a bright spring-like color.

Ikki Kurogane next to him was dressed in a shirt and jeans, looking very simple and relaxed.

Now, Stella looked at the handsome boy across the pond, her face becoming very tired, and even her originally lively and cheerful bright red eyes turned into dead fish eyes.

"Haha, isn't Stella, who said that kind of thing, here too?"

Jiang Li showed a warm smile on his face and greeted the two of them.

He was also wearing a very simple T-shirt and casual trousers, but his slender figure made him look more eye-catching than a professional model, and his turning head rate was 200%.

He originally thought that he would be exploited madly by the expired loli all day today, but he didn't expect that after arriving at the school gate, he found Kurogane Ikki and the other man waiting for someone there.

My originally depressed mood suddenly brightened up.

When a person is unlucky, he has to learn how to have fun. Specifically, he has to learn how to have fun by making others more unlucky so that he can feel more relaxed.

"I always feel that your eyesight is so bad!"

"How could that be? Look at how pure my eyes are. There are not many people as pure as me nowadays!"

Jiang Li's eyes were indeed pure.

But looking directly into those pure eyes, Stella's mood couldn't get better.

She still remembered that when Jiang Li reminded her to unscrew the filter, he also used this seemingly friendly look, and then she was unable to kiss Yihui indirectly for ten days.

Every time there was a sign of getting closer, he would break it with his seemingly kind attitude.

"I said, it's fine, can we go now?"

Xijing Ningyin yawned beside him and asked in a very bored manner.

"Could this be... Yashahime?"

Ikki Kurogane has been concerned about this old loli since a while ago. When he heard her speak, he finally couldn't help but ask.

"Is this true? Is this the legendary Yashahime who ranks third in the league?"

Stella's attention was also attracted by the expired loli for a moment. After seeing the old loli's figure clearly, she exclaimed.

"Is this the Yashahime known as the strongest in the new generation of the East Pacific Circle—Xijing Ningyin? Why would such a master appear here?"

The name of expired loli is indeed very famous.

This world is the world of swordsmen. Famous swordsmen are like stars and are easily sought after by the people.

Especially for women like Expired Lolita who are very petite and cute in appearance, it can be said that they have fans all over the world. Just a wave of her hand can get tens of millions of Lolita fans to respond, and the possibility of being recognized on the street is one thousand percent.

So, when she came out, she changed her clothes. The iconic loose kimono disappeared, and the large bow behind her head was also taken off, allowing her long black hair to fall like a waterfall.

The clothes she wore became a black Gothic Lolita long skirt that was full of girlishness. Combined with her tender face and milky white skin, she was so cute that it was unfair.

"puff!"

Jiang Li saw the expired loli next to him from the corner of his eye, and his cheeks puffed up uncontrollably, and he couldn't help laughing again.

An old loli who is nearly 30 years old actually wears clothes that little girls wear and walks out in broad daylight. She has no shame at all!

Jiang Li: (_)

"photo."

The expired loli's faint voice made Jiang Li swallow his laughter instantly.

"Hey, Senior Sister, your dress is so pretty! Where did you buy it?"

"It's beautiful to begin with, if you will!"

Xijing Ningyin looked down at her chest, which was flat on her face, and snorted in dissatisfaction.

What can she do!

Since she didn't have a good figure like Dongtang Daohua, she could only show off her lolita figure, so she bought a Gothic lolita long skirt. However, this brat not only didn't buy it at all, but also laughed at her in various ways.

Who did she buy this skirt for?

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"Shizuku and the others are here!"

As they were talking, Ikki Kurogane suddenly spoke.

"Sorry to have kept you waiting, brother."

A girl's voice like a silver bell came from not far away.

Turning around, I saw a girl as cute as a doll. She looked about fifteen or sixteen years old. She was only slightly taller than an expired loli. She was also a petite and beautiful girl.

She seemed to have put on careful makeup, with light eyeshadow on her eyelids, light pink lipstick on her lips, and every eyelash curled. Her distinctive silver hair was also specially cared for, emitting a silver glow. Her emerald eyes were filled with a joyful smile, and the whole person had a dreamy aura.

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With a happy yet polite smile on her face, she walked towards Yihui and the others.

Judging from the facial model, she does look somewhat similar to Ikki Kurogane. I think she should be Ikki Kurogane's sister, Suzuku Kurogane.

As they approached each other, the smile on Kurogane Jushizuku's face suddenly froze.

Her eyes fell on the expired loli next to Jiang Li. At the same time, the expired loli's eyes became solemn and her face sank slightly.

Without him.

Kurogane Jushizuku was also wearing a jet-black Gothic Lolita dress. She had an average figure, and her petite figure and doll-like appearance were her biggest selling points.

So, with the help of her best friend, she dressed up carefully, intending to show her best self to her brother, taking the opportunity to change her brother's impression of her sister and highlight her presence as a member of the opposite sex.

But unfortunately, we wore the same clothes.

Two beautiful girls with loli-like appearance (?) looked at each other. The expired loli's eyes twitched constantly. She felt embarrassed all over and her toes kept digging into the ground.

Seeing the expired loli being humiliated, Jiang Li's cheeks puffed up again, and he felt very uncomfortable trying to hold back his laughter.

"Alice! This is not what we agreed on!"

The silver-haired loli opposite puffed up her cheeks and protested to her friend next to her, looking very aggrieved.

"Ah, well, I didn't expect Ikki-kun to bring so many people..."

Next to her was a tall and slender man, who was tapping his cheek with his finger in a somewhat feminine gesture. Looking at the expired lolita here, his eyes couldn't help but become confused.

It was Shushizu who suggested going out this time. It was originally to apologize for forcibly kissing Ikki on the first day of school, so she told Ikki that she could bring someone with her.

Originally, they both thought that Ikki would only bring Stella, but they didn't expect that he would bring two unrelated people, one of whom was a beautiful loli girl with her own unique qualities as Shushiku, and they were coincidentally wearing the same clothes.

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

There are two new book titles that I like, namely "The Absolute Speed of a Certain Anime" and "No One is Faster Than Me in Anime". Which one do you think is better?

Chapter 37 A shemale is actually next to me?

2023-06-01

"But, Shizuku's goal has been achieved!"

The slender man shifted his gaze, covered his lips with his hands and chuckled, then gestured to Kurogane Jushizuku.

Following his gaze, Kurogane Jushizuku suddenly found that her brother was staring at her blankly, as if he was immersed in the sudden shock of his beauty and unable to recover.

Kurogane Jushizuku's mood immediately improved, and she threw away the worry of wearing the same clothes as others. Her eyes curved like crescent moons, and she chuckled happily.

"Although there's nothing I can do, this isn't bad at all!"

As long as her brother looks at her with admiration, it doesn’t matter what other people think or say, or whether they wear the same clothes or not.

"Perverted sister complex."

"Cough cough!"

Stella looked at Ikki with cold eyes, which made him come back to his senses and cough twice in embarrassment.

"You're actually obsessed with your sister. I really misjudged you."

"This, this..."

Kurogane Ikki stammered, speechless.

Although he hadn't seen his younger sister Shushiku for four years, and there must have been a lot of novelty between them, it was still unethical to be so obsessed with his own sister.

Although he was not fascinated by Xijing Ningyin, he was instantly shocked when Zhushizu arrived. This made him wonder, "Am I really a sister-con?"

Expired Loli is indeed a cute and beautiful girl who is no less beautiful than Kurogane Shushizuku (?), but the reason why Kurogane Ikki was not fascinated by her is simply because the moment they met, his attention was completely focused on Expired Loli's extraordinary aura.

She walked silently, and although her posture seemed casual, she seemed to be able to erupt with volcanic power at any time. The thick-skinned Stella might not be able to see it, but the swordsman Kurogane Ikki keenly discovered that this was a master beyond imagination.

Compared to this, the appearance of Expired Loli is not so important.

——Swordsmen are mostly such creatures.

"By the way, Shushizuku, who is this?"

In order to avoid being treated coldly by Stella, Ikki Kurogane quickly changed the subject and looked at the slender man next to Shizuku.