Absolute Speed of a Certain Anime

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Jiang Li has never forgotten that the first and only novel he wrote in Japan was a popular online novel in China. It was a huge flop, which broke his heart as a professional online writer.

Huh?

Thinking back on it this way, the lines of the tall and strong classmate sound somewhat familiar!

"Don't change the subject!"

One of the two followers stood up with a sullen face and forced the topic back to where it had gone astray.

"Let me ask you, where is the young lady who wanted to confess her love to you?"

"Are you leaving?"

"What? Gone!?"

"Yeah, I already rejected her, so she must have left. So the conspiracy you guys planned is useless."

As long as I refuse quickly enough, I won’t be labeled as a scumbag!

"You! You're really wasting a gift! That's a young lady! I've never held hands with a young lady in my entire life. Her skin must be very smooth and delicate, and it must feel great to touch..."

The two followers simultaneously gave Jiang Li a look that said "how dare you", as if scolding him for not cherishing resources.

"I'm sorry, I don't understand the troubles of the ugly one."

Jiang Li spoke dryly.

Although he apologized, it sounded insincere.

Moreover, these words were extremely harsh to the ears of the three of them, making their faces turn gloomy in an instant, and their eyes were filled with anger.

"Asshole, it seems I have to teach you a lesson!"

"You will pay back the hatred for letting the young lady escape with your pain!"

"Thirty years to the east of the river, thirty years to the west of the river, don't bully young people into poverty!"

The three of them shouted angrily, and summoned their own inherent spiritual equipment with red faces.

Wait a minute, aren't these tall and strong students' poorly written Chinese lines a bit inappropriate? It's so awkward I could dig a three-bedroom apartment out of my toes!

Facing three E-level swordsmen, Jiang Li fell into deep thought.

Opposite him, a tall and strong classmate summoned a saber that was taller than his, and the two followers beside him summoned a revolver and a black crossbow at the same time.

"watch out!"

The tall and strong classmate picked up the saber, turned his body sharply, spun his feet at high speed, and slashed towards Jiang Li's waist.

Jiang Li's eyes fixed.

Damn! He can even wield a weapon like a saber with such vigor and energy. This guy must have incredible stamina. I'm so envious!

The moment the tall and strong classmate swung his saber, Jiang Li did not retreat but advanced, getting within a foot of the other party and grasping the spiritual equipment that appeared in his right hand.

"Buling~!"

Jiang Li bent down, and the blade easily passed over the legs of the tall and strong classmate like a dragonfly skimming the water.

"Ow!"

The tall and strong student's face turned pale, his body suddenly tilted, and the spinning slash was aborted, and the saber fell to the side uncontrollably.

Before he could react, he was knocked off balance by the force of the saber and fell to the ground in pain.

In fact, the wielding of a saber is extremely dependent on the center of gravity. The center of gravity must be kept just right to unleash the power of the saber.

But when he turned around, he revealed a huge flaw of spinning on one leg. Jiang Li's sword hit the leg he was standing on, cutting off the strength of his leg, causing him to lose balance and shift his center of gravity. He was instead carried away by the huge weight of the saber.

"boom!"

At this moment, without the obstruction of his sight by the tall and strong classmate, the henchman holding the gun immediately pulled the trigger, and the bullet instantly flew out of the gun and shot straight at Jiang Li's head.

This also shows the naivety of this follower.

A bullet aimed at the brain is the easiest to dodge because its trajectory is the most predictable and you can avoid it by turning your head while the other person pulls the trigger.

In fact, the best target should be the opponent's torso, which makes it difficult for them to escape.

Jiang Li's attention has never been diverted from him, because he is indeed the biggest threat among these people.

Before the bullet was fired, Jiang Li's eyes had already seen through the timing of his pulling the trigger. In the split second that required a split second, he turned his head at the speed of light and dodged the bullet by almost a hair's breadth.

"Buling~!"

While dodging the bullet, Jiang Li swung his knife with his backhand.

Along with the strange sound effect, a magic arrow was hit in the air and shattered. It was the arrow shot by the third person who took the opportunity.

The two people opposite were completely stunned.

Actions like dodging bullets and slashing arrows with knives have only existed in the online videos they have seen. The appearance of such scenes in reality is a challenge to their worldview.

"call--!"

Jiang Li held the sword in his backhand and threw the sword out.

“Ugh—!”

The follower holding the crossbow screamed in fear.

He watched the silver sword spinning and flying towards him. He was so scared that his face turned pale and he subconsciously closed his eyes.

"boom!"

"Ow—!"

Immediately afterwards, another gunshot was heard, followed by the screams of his companions.

He opened his eyes in confusion, just in time to see his companion next to him covering his chest and falling down with a pale face.

As for the revolver, Jiang Li had grasped it in his hand at some point, with the muzzle pointing at his companion who had fallen to the ground.

What about the knife?

on the ground.

He subconsciously touched his whole body and felt a little pain in his chest, but it didn't feel like being hit by the tip of a sword, but rather like being hit by the handle of a knife.

Then he saw Jiang Li opposite him, raising his pistol again and aiming at him, which made him instantly terrified.

"boom!"

Chapter 32 Hehehe! Self-defense!

2023-06-01

"Huh? Why doesn't it hurt?"

The follower holding the crossbow subconsciously closed his eyes, and opened them confusedly after a while, still without feeling any pain.

"boom!"

Several more gunshots rang out.

This time, the crossbow follower didn't have time to close his eyes before the gunshot scared him again.

But he suddenly came to his senses and realized that there was no need to close his eyes.

Because none of the bullets Jiang Li shot hit him, all of them missed his body and had no lethality at all. His hit rate was extremely touching.

At this time, the follower on the ground also covered his chest and tried to stand up with a confused look on his face.

It's just weird.

He was clearly shot in the chest at close range and subconsciously screamed and fell to the ground, but incredibly, he didn't seem to feel any pain in his chest.

Although the inherent spiritual equipment in the fantasy form has zero destructive power on the body, it will still cause the expected pain.

And the sound of the gunshot that hit his chest just now seemed wrong...it seemed like it had jammed.

Jiang Li lifted her foot and placed it affectionately on his chest.

His face turned angry, but he quickly realized the reality and lay on the ground obediently without moving.

"Be thankful, I'm a very kind person, and my gun has become especially kind, so I didn't shoot you!"

That's my gun.

The follower lying on the ground muttered to himself.

Also, it's obvious that your hit rate is not good. Stop flattering yourself and talking about the gun of mercy.

Of course, he didn't dare say this to his face, for fear of getting kicked again.

"Do you want to fight again?"

Jiang Li glanced at the follower at his feet and the tall and strong classmate beside him, then his sharp eyes swept towards the follower holding a crossbow not far away.

"Snapped!"

Without saying a word, the other party threw his crossbow to the ground, raised his hands above his head, and made a French military salute.

Laugh to death.

Two of the three of them were instantly defeated when they joined forces. It was impossible for him to win alone. He might as well just admit defeat to avoid suffering physical pain.

"very good."

Jiang Li nodded and put the Buling Knife back into his body.

The inherent spiritual equipment is essentially a super-high-density magic crystal, which is extremely hard. Even if it is hit by a tank's frontal artillery, it will not be damaged at all. At the same time, it can appear and disappear freely according to the will of the swordsman, which is very convenient.

"I recorded everything you just said, including your slander of me as a scumbag and your initial attack on me. If I report this to the chairman, the minimum punishment will be suspension. You should understand that, right?"

Jiang Li took out the student handbook from his pocket and opened the recording interface.

In fact, Jiang Li did not record the part where he was slandered as a scumbag because he arrived a little late, but the three of them obviously didn't know that. They thought that Jiang Li had recorded the whole process and their faces were full of panic.

Student knights are not allowed to summon inherent spiritual equipment at will.

Unless authorized by the teacher or in a specific setting like the training ground, any student knight who summons his inherent spiritual equipment without permission will be punished by the school.

Depending on the severity of the situation, the lightest punishment is suspension from school. If it is more serious, the student may even be expelled from school.

Not only that, the fact that they summoned their inherent spiritual equipment without authorization would be recorded in the files and registered by the International Magic Knights Alliance, becoming a lifelong stain.

"If you understand the seriousness of this, don't harass me again. Otherwise, I will leak this recording. I don't need to emphasize what will happen to you then."

Seeing the three people's expressions becoming obviously timid, Jiang Li nodded with satisfaction.

"By the way, do you have any money on you?"

"I brought, I did bring a little..."

"That's good."

Jiang Li grinned, a bright smile appearing on his face.

"Hehehe, this is self-defense! Hand over the money!"

Three people: "..."

Are you the bad guy, or are we the bad guys?

The three of them did not dare to resist. They quickly gathered up the money they had and handed it to Jiang Li.

"By the way, what was the name of that novel you read earlier?"

Jiang Li took the still warm 20,000 yen and suddenly remembered something. He asked the tall and strong classmate with a serious face.

"Horse breaks through the sky."