Absolute Speed of a Certain Anime

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"Please don't smile at me!?"

When the three people saw his figure, they were immediately frightened like mice seeing a cat. They covered their eyes in fear, with a determined look of "I will never look at you".

Neuropathy!

Why should I smile at you?

"Duang!"

Jiang Li punched everyone.

The three of them rolled their eyes and then fainted at the same time.

Ah, he didn't smile at me!

that is really good!

Two of the three lay down with happy expressions on their faces, while the remaining one had a look of regret on his face.

"Ah, that..."

Mother Ba was startled.

It was the first time she saw Jiang Li attacking someone.

As a good wife and mother who always hated people of questionable character, she felt a wave of shock when she saw Jiang Li's behavior, which was no different from that of a gangster.

So manly!

Mother Ba only felt her heart beating wildly.

She thought to herself that she would feel at ease leaving her daughter to a man like this!

But he really misunderstood!

"call!"

Mother Ba hasn't spoken yet.

A petite girl suddenly rushed out from behind her, passed her side with nimble movements, and then punched Jiang Li head-on with a cold expression.

The action is a very standard straight punch, and the strength is much greater than that of an ordinary man.

"Snapped!"

Jiang Li grabbed it.

After struggling for a while and finding that she couldn't get free at all, the girl's eyes suddenly showed surprise. Then she took off again and hit him in the lower abdomen with a knee.

"Snapped!"

Jiang Li stretched out his other hand and grabbed the girl's thigh from the front.

Hey, it feels good.

With one hand and one leg grabbed, the girl immediately lost her ability to resist, and her cold expression gradually became unsustainable.

"Wait a minute, you misunderstood, Jiang Li. They are here to apologize to me."

It was not until the fight was over that Ba's mother spoke.

"Is that so?"

Jiang Li was stunned.

"Yes, this girl bought me a lot of gifts. She just helped me move them into the house. Oh, I told her I didn't want them..."

Mother Ba testified honestly for several people.

Ah this.

So I hit the wrong person?

"let me go."

Suddenly, a girl's cold voice came from her arms.

Although the voice was cold, the tone was quite angry.

"Oh."

Jiang Li responded and let go of the girl's wrists and thighs.

"Artoria?"

Only then did he have the leisure to look at the girl in front of him.

She has the same face as the flower-headed captain of the Kendo Club, and looks somewhat similar to Souji and Nero, but her face lacks expression, making her look cold and difficult to approach.

She was wearing a black sleeveless T-shirt and a jacket, and shorts and long boots, looking like a little gangster.

Moreover, she has no alopecia on her head.

"…I'm Alter."

The girl took two steps back and flexed her wrist.

Her eyes flickered slightly, as if she was surprised that Jiang Li knew this name, so she added.

"Liya is my sister."

Ah... I see. It seems to fit the setting very well.

Come to think of it, Jiang Li remembered that she seemed to be a student of Type-Moon Academy as well. Like her sister Lan Dai, she was a sophomore in high school, but he had never had any contact with her.

"Thank you for taking care of my little brother."

She glanced at the three thugs lying on the ground.

Although her eyes looked like she was looking at some kitchen garbage, and the fact that he came over to tease a decent woman was certainly because she didn't discipline him strictly, he was still her little brother after all.

I originally thought that I could at least get my revenge back.

It's a pity that I can't beat it.

She was obviously stronger than many adult men, but when he held her hands and feet, she felt like she was in a vise.

"Well... I think they are all very generous people and will definitely not have any complaints against me."

Jiang Li felt a little guilty.

"Do you hate me?"

Jiang Li squatted down and asked the three dead bodies lying on the ground sincerely.

"Look, they're all silent. They definitely don't hate me at all. If you don't believe me, just ask them!"

"..."

Miss Black Hairless was speechless for a moment.

She clenched her fists silently, but when she realized that she couldn't win, she gave up the unrealistic idea.

"Then how do we settle those previous accounts?"

"what?"

Jiang Li's face was full of confusion.

Have I met you before?

Where did the account come from?

"More than 30% of my subordinates have changed their sexual orientation because of their past encounters with you."

Hei Wumao said some very rude words in a cold voice.

"…What does this have to do with me?"

"Don't you know the legend of 'God's Smile'?"

"what?"

Jiang Li had a look on his face that said, "Are you kidding me?"

"Brother, brother."

Souji came up behind him at some point, quietly tugged at the corner of his clothes, and whispered to him.

"That's one of the seven incredible legends of Type-Moon Academy. It's said that if you meet a god and he smiles at you, your sexual orientation is likely to change!"

What a sinful God!

...Wait, although there are divine servants in Type-Moon Academy, it seems that I am the only one who is openly called a god.

Ah this.

Jiang Li was suddenly speechless.

Why is this the "Seven Mysterious Legends of Type-Moon Academy"?

Isn't this supposed to be an urban legend?

Jiang Li suddenly thought about it and felt terrified!

This can only illustrate one problem.

That is, this legend was originally spread from Type-Moon Academy, so everyone tacitly accepted it as an incredible legend of the academy.

Then the problem is coming.

He has been at Type-Moon Academy for more than three years.

How many people’s sexual orientation has been distorted?

Chapter 211 Familiar and Surveillance

2023-06-01

I finally understand why these thugs are so afraid of me.

But Jiang Li didn't want to understand at all.

I have a feeling that once I understand something like this, the entire Type-Moon Academy and even Kinoko Town will start to feel strange.

Jiang Li decided not to think about such a terrifying thing.

"This is not over yet."

Hei Wumao grabbed the three men's trouser legs and dragged them away like corpses.

In the case of Ba Mama, it was indeed her younger brother who did something wrong, so she came over to apologize.

But she will not let it go because a large number of her younger brothers have been turned gay, causing the atmosphere in the group to become extremely weird.

"I didn't expect the legend to be true. My brother is amazing in every way!"

Souji watched the fun from the sidelines without a care in the world, and even had a gloating smile on his face.

"Oh!"

Jiang Li slashed at her with a knife.

"Go home and cook!"

"Hit me again, do it yourself if you can!"

"I dare to make it, do you dare to eat it?"

"Ah this..."

Souji couldn't help but shudder and said nothing more.

My brother's cooking skills are beyond hopeless at the super high school level, and even his dark cuisine is just that good.

"Hey, Ali, I heard you joined the student union?"

In the evening, as soon as mother Minamoto no Raikou returned home, she hugged Jiang Li with joy and began to absorb her son's energy.