Absolute Speed ​​of a Certain Anime

His life is like being in hyper-ultra-super-easy mode. He never has to worry about getting along with others. It would be better to say that society should accommodate him instead.

Fortunately, he has been sensible since he was a child and has the protection of his mother, so he has not been spoiled by fate to become arrogant and has rejected all rich women.

It's a pity that he has a mouth.

The words that come out of his mouth can always easily make people furious.

This was the only thing about his brother that made her feel tired.

Zongsi didn't know that the reason Jiang Li turned down those rich women was because they were all elderly aunties, and none of them were queens with big breasts, thin waists and long legs.

If there was a queen, he would have obeyed her long ago.

In the silent atmosphere, the two walked along several roads, passed by shopping streets, and then returned to the residential area.

"What happened ahead?"

After turning into the alley, I suddenly heard some sounds of dispute from the front.

Several young men with earrings on their heads and hands in their trouser pockets, who looked like hooligans, surrounded a woman at the door of her house and said something with vicious expressions.

"Isn't that our neighbor's house?"

Souji suddenly exclaimed when he saw the two adjacent bungalows.

"Brother, let's go help!"

She tugged at Jiang Li's sleeve and quickly pulled him forward.

"Aren't you afraid? They're still a group of delinquents after all."

"That's our neighbor, we can't just sit there and do nothing, right?"

Zongsi dragged Jiang Li forward, and said with a look of trust on his face: "At least I have my brother here, and a smile can solve all the problems."

You are using me as a secret weapon.

Jiang Li secretly complained in his heart, but also came to the neighbor's door.

Speaking of the neighbors, Jiang Li actually has a good impression of them, especially the single mother, who has a very... good relationship with their family!

"Hey, what are you guys doing here?"

"what?"

A total of three thugs turned around at the same time, revealing fierce looks on their faces.

"Ouch!"

"Wow!"

"ah?"

When the three of them saw Jiang Li, they were all shocked, uttering strange syllables, and reacted so violently that they took more than a step back.

"Are you afraid of me?"

"No, no, no!"

Under Jiang Li's doubtful questioning, the three of them shook their heads in unison, their expressions shrinking, and they were obviously full of fear of him.

"What are you doing here?"

Jiang Li didn't know why they were so afraid of him.

As a clone, Jiang Li will not recover his full strength until his "true spirit awakens". Before yesterday, he did not have the powerful strength of Lv.4, so he had never shown his muscles.

Of course, the passive ability still exists, but it is not as good as after awakening.

"It's nothing, we're just here to bring you warmth!"

"Yes, we are here to ask this lady if there is anything we can do to help!"

"me too!"

The three of them rushed to answer, nodding and bowing, as if they were afraid that he would misunderstand.

"Is it really?"

Zongsi hid behind Jiang Li with a look of suspicion on his face, with only his head showing, and the ahoge on his head fluttering in the wind.

"Auntie Tomoe is so charming, didn't you come here with dirty thoughts?"

The woman she called Aunt Ba stood silently behind the two of them.

She was a woman with her eye-catching long silver hair tied into a high ponytail. Although she was wearing ordinary home clothes, it still couldn't hide her flawless charm. The lines of her face were very soft, giving people a strong sense of virtue. She looked very suitable to be married home as a daughter-in-law.

Her name was Tomoe Gozen. She was a neighbor of the Minamoto family and had a very good relationship with their mother, Minamoto no Yorimitsu.

Like Minamoto no Raikou, she is a single mother.

However, unlike their father who was a scumbag who had not returned home for more than ten years, Tomoe Gozen's husband had passed away more than ten years ago and she was a widow. Fortunately, there was not much gossip around her family and no extra rumors spread.

"Well... they didn't say anything excessive to me."

Tomoe Gozen raised his hands, looking confused. "They said they wanted to come to my house to help. I said no, but they insisted anyway. They were so polite."

"polite?"

Zongsi grabbed Jiang Li's arm and sneered when he heard the words.

"I think you have other intentions?"

"How, how could that be? We are all kind-hearted people!"

The three of them laughed awkwardly, their voices becoming halting, and it was obvious that they lacked confidence.

"Get lost, and don't come to this area anymore."

Jiang Li glanced at the three of them.

He was too lazy to teach this third-rate thug a lesson.

"Yes Yes Yes……"

The three of them quickly ran away.

"Luckily I didn't see 'God's Smile', otherwise it would have been terrible!"

A gangster was crying and his face was full of joy at surviving the disaster.

But he suddenly noticed that one of his companions behind him kept looking towards his butt for some reason.

He was stunned for a moment, then his face was filled with fear.

"You bastard! He didn't even smile at us, so why are you gay?"

"Don't spit blood at me. How could I be gay?"

His companion came to his senses and quickly denied it, but when he thought about how he had actually cared about his companion's butt just now, he inexplicably felt insecure.

"Gan, let's break up!"

Chapter 203: How can live streaming be as popular as that of a rich woman?

2023-06-01

"Thank you so much."

Tomoe Gozen thanked the two of them profusely, her face full of relief at being saved.

"It turns out they weren't really here to bring you warmth. I almost believed them!"

The single mother next door is too honest and simple-minded. It's a pity that she can raise her child by herself.

It feels like I can cheat several times in one night.

"I wish my children were half as considerate and outgoing as you."

Tomoe Gozen looked at a room on the second floor of her little house.

Although it wasn't even night yet, the curtains were drawn tightly, and the entire room was closed off, as if refusing all communication with the outside world.

The child of the Tomoe Yuzen family... To be honest, Jiang Li even forgot when he last met her.

Although they are neighbors, her daughter is a complete shut-in, as if she has a phobia of the outside world and rarely leaves the house in a year.

"I remember she graduated last year, right?"

"Yeah, I've been staying at home since graduation. Now I'm working for a company called... a jerk?"

“YouTube.”

"Yeah, that's right. I'll do live streaming on that website. I can make a lot of money, but I won't be able to stay at home all day. I won't be able to find a suitable husband in the future."

Mother Ba's face was full of worry, and then her eyes drifted towards Jiang Li.

"It would be nice if someone was willing to take her in... I glanced~"

Mother and daughter together?

Jiang Li almost wanted to ask this.

If they could be together, then he really didn't mind, just consider it a buy one get one free deal. If not... Thinking of the lifestyle of the otaku girl next door, Jiang Li pretended not to understand what Ba's mother meant.

What that stay-at-home girl needs is not a husband, but a nanny.

Seeing that he didn't seem to understand, Ba's mother didn't get angry. She said goodbye to the two of them with a smile and decided to keep working hard and make sure to sell her daughter.

She was very patient in this matter!

"Brother, can I make money by live streaming online?"

After hearing what Tomoe's mother said, Souji's face showed obvious excitement.

"Yes, if you're a good-looking anchor, earning a million a year is not a problem."

Jiang Li looked towards the small room on the second floor of the Ba family.

The otaku girl is quite good-looking and has a nice figure, but forget about marrying her. Even if you want to have a casual romance with her, it would be difficult to make a move if you are too familiar with her.

"Brother, why don't you do a livestream? Earning tens of millions a year won't be a problem!"

Souji's eyes sparkled with a light called "$".

She deliberately made a cute pose, clenched her fists in front of her chest, with a sincere look of anticipation, as if saying, "For the sake of such a cute sister, just agree to it."

"Are you coming with me?"

"Uh... I'm not quite used to talking to people online..."

"You know that too?"

"Ha ha……"

Souji smiled awkwardly and didn't bring up the subject anymore.

But, live broadcast.

You can do it when you want to make some quick money.

Jiang Li had thought about doing live streaming before.

With his looks, going to YouTube is a dimensionality reduction attack, there is no need to do anything fancy. That is not called making money, but making money by doing nothing.

But he was actually very scared before.

After all, in this Type-Moon world, there are many perverts who like to target people with special qualifications. His abnormal charm makes it easy for him to be targeted by some weird magicians.

So in order to protect himself, he almost never appeared on the Internet before.

But now it's different. He has recovered his original strength, Lv.4 physical fitness plus the ability of absolute speed, as well as a bunch of skills such as intuition, bravery, and combat continuity, as well as invincible charm.

No matter which magician comes, he dares to confront him!

Unless it's a magician who comes.

Thinking about it this way, it would be totally possible to do a live broadcast or something, after all, the Yuan family is not rich... No, I still have to think carefully about it. After all, my mother and sister are my weaknesses in this life. If I can't ensure the safety of my family, I'd better not provoke too many enemies. Magicians are notoriously unethical.

and--

"Hey, how can live streaming be as good as a rich woman?"

Jiang Li soon stopped worrying about it.