Absolute Speed ​​of a Certain Anime

"What, Burt's impotent?"

"What, Burt can't?"

"What, Burt didn't?"

"……what?"

Bert uttered confused syllables in astonishment.

Looking at the girls running out from all directions, whispering to each other and giving him strange looks, he suddenly came to his senses. His face quickly became bloodshot and turned crimson purple. His eyeballs almost popped out, his facial features quickly twisted, and his expression became extremely ferocious.

But Jiang Li had disappeared without a trace.

Only Bert was left standing there, his body shaking violently and his whole body filled with rage.

“Ooo ...

Chapter 156: What strange interest has awakened?

2023-06-01

Taking advantage of the fact that there were not many people in the cafeteria, Jiang Li packed two breakfasts from the cafeteria and left quickly.

Instead of returning to his room, he went to the room on the fourth floor on the east side, which was right opposite him.

This is Ais's bedroom.

Bert would never have thought that he would run into Ais's room, right?

"How did you come?"

Ais opened the door.

After seeing that it was Jiang Li, she couldn't help blushing and scratched her wet hair which was not completely dry yet.

She had just finished taking a shower to get rid of the sweat from practicing swordplay, and before she had time to tidy herself up, her clothes were a little dry.

No, why should she care whether she takes care of herself?

"I came to have dinner with you."

Jiang Li picked up the two breakfasts in his hand and showed a very warm smile on his face.

"Look, I brought you your breakfast. I'm considerate, right?"

"Wow? That's really thoughtful."

From behind Ais, an emerald-colored elf appeared.

She looked at Jiang Li with a teasing smile, and she couldn't hide the smile on her face.

"Livilia, why are you here too?"

Jiang Li was shocked.

It's rare and a bit embarrassing.

Being considerate or something like that might work for a simple girl like Ais, but it definitely wouldn't work in front of the cunning and experienced Riveria.

"I'm the one who combs Aisi's hair after she takes a bath every day."

Livilia's attitude was as aloof as ever.

But her attitude towards Jiang Li and Ai Si was very kind, without the inherent arrogance of elves.

She should treat Ai Si like a mother treats her daughter, which is well known in the clan, but why she is so friendly to Jiang Li is puzzling.

"come in."

Ais nodded, acknowledging Livilia's statement.

Jiang Li glanced around and found that no one noticed him here, so he breathed a sigh of relief and quietly walked into Ai Si's room.

Ais's room is very simple.

It looked similar to Jiang Li's room. Because it was not very big and he lived alone, the whole space did not have any girlish elements. There were only simple magic stone lamps, wardrobes, beds, mirrors, etc. There was not even any cosmetics.

Ais really doesn't know how to put on makeup and always goes out with a bare face.

Jiang Li placed Ai Si's breakfast on the bedside table, then opened his own portion and began to devour it.

Ais sat at the table and let Livilia, who was standing behind her, pick up the comb and comb her long golden hair.

Although she said it was taking care of her, Livilia, as an elf royal who was close to nature, also hated the style of heavy makeup. She was just helping Ais to become smoother.

"By the way, I just heard a commotion coming from the atrium. Do you have any clues?"

Livilia lowered her head.

Seeing that Ai Si had no intention of speaking, she could only smile helplessly. She felt that this child was far from a normal person and she really didn't know how she was raised wrong.

"I heard that too. Maybe Bert really has a serious illness?"

Jiang Li took a bite of the sandwich and said with a look of deep emotion, "Impotence is indeed a fatal disease for men."

"What is impotence?"

Ais suddenly spoke up.

She had just taken a bath and did not hear the noise in the courtyard. She had never heard of the disease of impotence.

"Ais, you don't need to know this kind of thing."

But Livilia spoke decisively, cutting off Ais's idea of wanting to know more.

Since it was Livilia who said it, it must be correct. It doesn't matter if you don't understand this disease.

so.

Why was Ais brought up to be so lacking in common sense?

Riveria, who is very protective of her children, doesn't understand this at all.

"It's a disease that only men get. It's no big deal. Anyway, Ess, next time you see Bert, just comfort him and tell him, 'It's no big deal.'"

Jiang Li took the opportunity to instigate.

Bert likes Ace.

He must be very grateful to me for being comforted by Ai Si so thoughtfully.

Hey, there are not many people as helpful as me nowadays!

Livilia rolled her eyes.

This action was very unladylike, but she couldn't help it.

This guy is so bad!

But she didn't stop.

To be honest, she didn't think much of Bert. He and Ess were not a good match.

It would be great if Jiang Li and Ai Si could be a couple.

Livilia thought so in her heart.

Although these two people have very different personalities, they actually complement each other. Moreover, they are very similar. They both pursue strong strength and have common topics with each other.

More importantly, Jiang Li possesses amazing swordsmanship that even Ai Si admires.

When they met for the first time, Livilia saw the shadow of Ai Si in Jiang Li, so she loved him and had a special liking for him.

Elves are very perceptive in this regard.

It's a pity that Tiona also likes him, and she can't lose sight of one while focusing on the other, otherwise she really wants to bring the two together.

But if you think about it carefully, you should let them develop freely.

"That's all, Aisi, you should eat too."

Livilia let down Ais's golden hair, letting it hang down as softly as golden sand. After dressing her up beautifully, she nodded with satisfaction.

"Ah."

Ai Si nodded slightly, then walked to the bedside table, opened the breakfast that Jiang Li brought, and took small and quick bites of the sandwich.

Jiang Li was biting the food just as fast and with big mouthfuls beside him.

"You guys can eat here. I'm going to the cafeteria."

Looking at the two people whose eating postures were both opposite and similar, Livilia couldn't help but smile like an aunt. After saying this, she left the room.

"...Wait a minute, Livilia, I have something to tell you."

Jiang Li's expression suddenly froze.

Then he stood up and left the room with Livilia.

Aisi glanced at the two of them in confusion and took another bite of her sandwich.

At the door.

"What's the matter with you?"

Livilia stopped and looked at Jiang Li in confusion.

"That's what...that's what..."

Jiang Li closed the door carefully so that Ai Si wouldn't hear, then hesitated again, looking a little embarrassed.

This actually surprised Livilia. Her impression of Jiang Li was that he was shameless and sinister, and she had never seen him with such an expression before. She couldn't help but feel a little fresh.

"What's going on?"

She deliberately pretended to be impatient, secretly looking forward to it in her heart.

"It's just... do you have that kind of technique, that is... the technique of putting on makeup?"

Jiang Li continued to hesitate.

"I usually don't wear makeup, but I do know how to dress up."

Livilia thought about it.

What did he want to say?

"Is it okay to dress a man as a woman?"

"???"

What strange interests have you awakened?

To reiterate, there will be no cross-dressing plot in this book.

Chapter 157 Aisi: No big deal

2023-06-01

“This is a matter for a friend of mine.”

Seeing that Livilia's eyes were getting weird, Jiang Li immediately added something in a serious manner.

"Then why are you hesitating so much?"

"I'm sorry, you know, a man like me would never talk about women's clothing!"

Livilia gave him a strange look.

He looked so confident that it didn't seem fake.

"I've never tried to help a man dress as a woman, but this kind of thing should be more concerned with body shape. What's your friend's body shape?"

"About me."

"Well, that should be difficult. You have a slightly broad frame, but you're not built strong. Women's clothing isn't really suitable for you... I can find someone to take a look at you."

"That's right, that's fine."

Jiang Li pondered for a moment, then showed an enthusiastic look.