Absolute Speed ​​of a Certain Anime

2023-06-01

Five minutes later, the female teacher brought Jiang Li to the door of the student union building.

"You must contact me! You must!"

She looked back every few steps and waved goodbye to him reluctantly.

The female teacher didn't care about his identity at all. After knowing that he was a freshman, she tried every means to get his contact information, but he refused on the grounds that he didn't have the student handbook.

To be honest, he was unwilling to tell her his number simply because there was no fate between them, and not because her appearance and figure were too ordinary and she looked calm.

The teacher had no choice but to leave her number and repeatedly told her to contact her later.

Handsome guys always have such troubles, but in order to maintain their composure they cannot scold others. After all, it is well-intentioned, so they can only agree with a smile.

I really envy those ugly people who don’t have this kind of trouble at all.

Jiang Li turned around and forgot the teacher's contact information. He walked into the building and came to the door of the student union room.

"Boom boom boom!"

"I'm coming!"

After knocking on the door, I heard my senior sister's voice from inside, and she sounded a little busy.

"Squeak!"

The door was quickly opened, revealing the scene inside.

"Junior brother?"

Dongtang Daohua stood at the door, looking at Jiang Li outside, with an expression of uncontrollable surprise on his face.

But then, her face suddenly tensed and her expression changed.

Dao Hua was about half a head shorter than Jiang Li. Jiang Li could easily see the student union room by looking over her head.

The student union's activity room is very spacious, almost as big as a classroom, and is equipped with desks, bookshelves, display windows, LCD TVs and many other equipment.

But for some reason, the entire student union room was extremely messy at the moment.

The books on the bookshelf were placed crookedly, the drawers of the desk were not closed at all, the documents were scattered on the desk and no one had cleaned them up, and there was a bunch of wires in front of the TV, and I didn't know which one was connected to which.

A short boy who looked like an elementary school student was sitting in front of the TV, playing video games with great enthusiasm and shouting non-stop.

There was also a young girl with tanned skin next to her, wearing only a T-shirt and underwear, concentrating on pulling the resistance band for muscle training.

There seemed to be only two people working diligently at the desk.

"Senior Sister, I——"

Jiang Li took a step forward and wanted to walk into the student union room.

"boom!"

But the senior sister suddenly slammed the door shut, leaving Jiang Li with a cold shoulder.

Jiang Li covered his nose and took a few steps back. It took him a while to recover, and the tip of his nose was red.

"You guys, hurry up and help clean up! Xiaomo, stop playing games, and Lianlian, put down the tensioner. You're almost breaking it, aren't you? Also, I've told you countless times, don't just wear your underwear. There are boys here after all... Ahhh, it's too late, Bifang, Lei, come and help me!"

"Wait a minute, Daohua! I haven't saved the file yet... Aa ...

Listening to the chaotic noise coming from the room, Jiang Li's mouth twitched slightly.

Two minutes later.

Senior sister opened the door again with a "swish", and her usual gentle smile appeared on her face.

"Oh, Junior Brother, why didn't you tell me you were coming? Seriously, stop standing outside the door and come in! Hey, why is your nose so red? Fortunately, it's not bleeding..."

Jiang Li: ()

Whose fault is this?

When I walked into the room, the entire student union room looked much cleaner than before. Game controllers, pull-up bars, crooked books... all kinds of discordant things disappeared at once, making it look brand new.

Jiang Li's eyes swept around the room.

I soon discovered that the wardrobe next to me had an unnatural bulge, as if there were too many things piled up inside and it might burst through the door at any time.

But in front of the wardrobe door, a mature young man with a shaved head was standing there like a stone Ksitigarbha, with a solemn face, as if he was shouldering a huge mission.

In the room, the short boy who was originally sitting in front of the TV playing video games was now kneeling on the ground, muttering things like "my save file" and "the progress I made all morning". His face was full of despair, and it seemed that the power cord had been forcibly pulled out. As a former otaku, Jiang Li felt the same way and couldn't help but cast a look of pity on him.

On the other side, a blonde girl was sitting at the desk with an elegant posture, processing documents seriously.

The only person Jiang Li recognized was her, the wealthy woman Guide Yuan Bifang who had come to the dormitory this morning. However, at this moment, she put down her parasol and took off her wide-brimmed hat, revealing a delicate face like a mixed-race person with a flawless and polite smile on her face.

"Oh! What a handsome junior!"

The last person, the wheat-skinned girl from the sports department, kept jumping around after her pull-up bar was confiscated, and she seemed unable to sit still at all. When she saw Jiang Li walking into the room, her eyes suddenly lit up and she ran over very familiarly.

"I've heard Dao Hua has a junior brother, but I didn't expect him to be such a handsome guy! Hey, junior brother, do you have a girlfriend? If not, you can find a senior sister to make do with!"

This girl was very open-minded. Although she was indoors, she was only wearing a T-shirt and underwear, without even a skirt, revealing a large area of skin. She came close to Jiang Li, her eyes sparkling, and introduced herself generously.

"Lianlian! Didn't I tell you to put on your clothes properly? Also, don't start by talking about sexual harassment to your junior brother!"

"Hey~ But I'm sweating all over, and it's uncomfortable to soak my clothes!"

"At least put on a skirt!"

"No, doesn't Daohua often take naps in her underwear when she's in the dormitory?"

"You're right, Daohua has been like this since the beginning. When no one is around, he will definitely be extremely lazy, hahaha."

"Let's not discuss our affairs in front of our juniors! And let's be clear, the student union room is not a dormitory!"

Dongtang Daohua blushed and kept blaming the girl named Lianlian.

The short boy next to him also joined the group, but he became Lianlian's companion and laughed at Dongtang Daohua.

"Don't worry, they've always been like this."

Guideyuan Bifang sighed in annoyance, stood up from the desk, his face looked a little helpless, but without any resentment.

"Please come in. I'll make you some tea. But we only have black tea here. Do you like Darjeeling or Assam?"

She led Jiang Li to the sofa and uttered very vulgar words.

"Do you have iced tea?"

Jiang Li blinked, then asked seriously.

"……Have."

Guideyuan Bifang was slightly stunned, looked at him strangely, took out a bottle of iced black tea from the cabinet, and placed it on the table in front of Jiang Li.

"Ahem, by the way, Junior Brother, why did you suddenly come to the Student Union Room?"

Seeing that Jiang Li had already sat down, Dongtang Daohua quickly left the two disobedient people behind, coughed lightly to hide his embarrassment, and asked Jiang Li with a smile.

Chapter 16 Another day of being impressed by my own handsomeness

2023-06-01

"I don't have the key, I can't go back to the dormitory..."

Jiang Li quickly told his purpose to his senior sister.

"Oh! I forgot. I'm so sorry, Junior Brother. I'll give you the key right away!"

The senior sister finally reacted, slapped her forehead in regret, took out her key and handed it to Jiang Li.

"Is this your key, Senior Sister? If you give it to me, you won't be able to use it, right?"

"It's okay. I rarely use keys, and I can open most locks with just a lightning bolt."

The senior sister smiled and waved her hand, but she said terrible words that did not match her gentle smile.

Dongtang Daohua is not a pervert who likes to pick locks. She is just a bit natural. Sometimes she speaks her mind and cannot even react in time.

"That's a completely criminal statement, Daohua!"

"I've already recorded it!"

The tanned girl and the short boy standing by all smiled smugly.

"Eh hey hey?! Is this true?"

Dongtang Daohua was suddenly panicked and looked at the two of them in dumbfoundedness.

"Of course it's fake."

"You are the Sword Master who controls lightning. You can tell with just a little sensing that our student handbooks haven't even been opened!"

The two of them grinned wickedly.

"They are the student council's administrator, Usagi Renren, and the vice-president, Mifu Bubble. The one over there is Ruijo Rai. Both are among the most powerful knights in the academy."

Guideyuan Bifang sat opposite Jiang Li and introduced him one by one, holding a cup of steaming hot black tea in his hand, which might be Darjeeling or Assam.

The short boy who looks like an elementary school student and seems to be less than 1.4 meters tall is named Yufu Bubble. He looks very cute and is a young boy who is very popular among the older ladies.

However, if you underestimate him for this reason, you will suffer a great loss, because before Jiang Li, he was the only causal interference swordsman in Pojun Academy!

It is precisely because he is such a rare talent that he can serve as the vice president of the student union.

The very open-minded, wheat-skinned girl next to him is called Usagi Renren. She is an administrator of the student union and ranked third in the Pojun Academy rankings released at the end of last year.

The man with a crew cut standing in front of the closet not far away looked very old-fashioned, but he was actually a real tough guy. His name was Suicheng Lei, and he was ranked fourth in Pojun Academy.

By the way, the second best in the academy is none other than the wealthy lady sitting opposite Jiang Li, Guideyuan Bifang. In Pojun Academy, her strength is second only to her senior sister Dongtang Daohua. She is a top-notch talent and currently works as an accountant.

"By the way, Junior Brother, take a good shower and change your clothes when you get home. Your clothes are all wet, you must be feeling very uncomfortable. Put your clothes in the basin in the bathroom and I'll wash them together when I get back. Don't put them in the washing machine, otherwise they will smell..."

The senior sister looked at Jiang Li, who was soaked with sweat. Knowing what he was going to do, she didn't say much, but just gave him careful instructions.

"Daohua, are you my junior brother's mother?"

Yu Fu Foam couldn't help but complain from the side.

"However, Junior Brother-kun doesn't have any sweaty smell at all. In fact, it even smells quite nice... hehehe!"

Tumaru Lianlian came to the side of the sofa at some point, sniffed Jiang Li, and smiled with enjoyment.

"Junior brother, would you like to consider my previous proposal? If you agree, I will give you some benefits."

She licked her lips, reached out and hugged Jiang Li's arm, holding it against her chest, shaking her arm continuously while speaking in a charming tone.

Usagi Renren is a girl who specializes in sports. Regardless of her personality, her body is very well-trained. Not only does she have great explosive power, but she is also very flexible and has very smooth skin.

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Jiang Li narrowed his eyes slightly, and his gaze flashed across Tumaru Lianlian's chest.

His powerful insight allowed him to instantly grasp the strength and scale of his opponent.

"I am a very self-disciplined person and will not be seduced by you. Just give up on this idea."

Jiang Li frowned slightly and spoke in a very cold tone.

If you could pull your arms out of A Cup's arms while saying this, it would be more convincing.

Jiang Li is used to despising the poor and loving the F cup. He likes the magnanimous and tolerant girls like his senior sister. He has always been dismissive of the A cup girls like Usagi Renlian.

"Eh~? Why are you like this? Don't you want to think about it again?"

Usagi Maru Renren had a look of regret on his face, and was about to take the next step.

"Lianlian, sexual harassment is prohibited!"

The senior sister picked her up with a dark face and threw her onto a chair in the distance.

one-hand!

He lifted a 50-kilogram man and threw him away! It looked like a piece of cake, as if it was effortless!

Senior sister is also very physically fit!

Jiang Li looked down at the smooth muscles on his arms, sighed, and felt envious again.

Guideyuan Bifang sipped his black tea, ignoring the farce in front of him, and his eyes fluctuated again when he looked at Jiang Li and Dao Hua.