Before Shimizu could even understand the logic behind Yuki Lily's words, she felt something soft touch the back of her head, making her mouth dry even through the fabric.
"Don't move around! Otherwise, you might touch something you shouldn't, and that wouldn't be good!"
Neither of the two girls took off their clothes; instead, they stripped Qingshui Tou completely naked and then scrubbed her from head to toe.
Even so, with Lily's clothes soaked by the water, her figure was so striking that he didn't know where to look.
You would never guess from her that she has such a great figure; she's at least a C cup.
"Tohru seems a little impatient. Let's leave it at that for now. You'd better be more alert later."
Shimizu Toru was still wondering when she got the nickname "Toru" when she felt like her 18-centimeter Tower of Babel had been touched by Sunset Lily's finger, and she immediately performed a dragon raising its head for her.
"Hiss—it actually grew this big? It seems like Rion can't handle it by herself. Luckily, I took a shower with her too."
Rion Takamiya, who hadn't dared to utter a sound, blushed and used a towel to dry the water droplets off her body before rescuing him from Lily's clutches.
After they entered Shimizu Tomo's bedroom, they started playing Dou Dizhu (a card game), with the two of them teaming up to defeat him.
Fortunately, Shimizu Toru's card-playing skills were also quite good. He immediately hit a royal flush, which made Takamiya Rion exclaim that she couldn't take it anymore.
Unfortunately, in order to help her useless teammate, Lily had no choice but to bear the brunt of Shimizu Toru's attacks alone.
He countered with a pair, followed by a straight, and the bed sheet was immediately soaked.
"You, you played such a good hand... Have you never played with anyone before?"
"No, but I watch instructional videos often. The teachers are all very good at teaching."
As Shimizu Toru spoke, he replicated the God Hand technique taught by a certain teacher with the compound surname Kato.
Rion Takamiya, who had just caught her breath, was so flustered that she rolled her eyes and couldn't even speak.
"Rion played cards terribly, and she still had the nerve to ask you to play cards together. Luckily I was there to help her, otherwise she would have lost even her panties to you."
Lily gritted her teeth and forced herself to change her posture to continue playing cards, wanting to avenge her previous defeat.
Unfortunately, no matter how talented someone is, if they've never sat at a table before, they still have to pay tuition first, and luckily, Shimizu Toru is a good teacher.
He immediately decided to pass on all the card skills he had learned from other teachers to her without reservation, turning the game of Dou Dizhu into one-on-one instruction.
"You can't rush when playing cards. You have to use small cards to test the waters first, and save the big cards for later."
"Then why did you play a royal flush right from the start? Did you think Rion didn't know how to play cards?"
"I thought she was an expert because of her arrogant attitude, but I didn't expect her to be a newbie, and a newbie with limited talent at that."
This card game lasted the entire afternoon; the bedsheets were even torn to shreds, which shows how intense it was.
In the end, Shimizu Toru proved to be the better player, losing all the clothes that the two newbies had won. However, he himself was also in a bad mood, having expended a great deal of energy.
When dinner time came, I looked at Lily in the sunset, who was eating much more than usual because she had burned too many calories and water.
Rion Takamiya, who was in so much pain that she could only sit on Shimizu Tomo's lap and wait for him to serve her food, felt it was extremely unfair.
"Why is it that even though she's had more sessions than me, she recovers faster?"
Even in the living room, Shimizu Tou had to carry her over, otherwise she really wouldn't have been able to get out of bed. Jin Hanhan couldn't help but question her life.
"Everyone's constitution is different. Just rest for another night, and you'll be fine tomorrow."
No sooner had he finished speaking than Lily in the Sunset added with a smile, "That's right, that's right~ Tonight is all mine~ It's your own fault for being so useless."
"Damn it (〃>皿<)! You clearly said I'd come first, but not only did you come along, you even turned around and mocked me?"
In response to her accusation, Sunset Lily retorted confidently, "If I hadn't helped share the firepower, you would probably have passed out by now. You're both bad at the game and love to play."
"Aaaaaah!! I don't care, you have to stay with me tomorrow night too! That's fair!"
Shimizu Toru, who was cosplaying as a pile driver, was now so weak in the knees that he begged for mercy with a mix of laughter and tears, "Please let me off the hook tonight, there really isn't a drop left."
"Come on, eat more chives. Didn't you say they're very nutritious? What else was there? Let's buy them all tomorrow!"
She didn't remember anything else, but Lily remembered this one immediately. It was clear that this had been planned for a long time.
"...Those are only theoretically useful. To truly improve in this area, you still need to exercise and maintain a healthy lifestyle."
So, things like chives, goji berries, and black mulberries don't really have much effect. As for tiger bone wine, I'm not sure, since killing tigers is illegal.
The only thing that's definitely ineffective is the kind of thing that involves soaking geckos or snakes in water, just like the male moth wine that was exposed as fake by Tibetan foxes. I don't know how they dare to drink it.
"You'd better work hard, Tou, and try to develop a V-line in three months so I can touch it."
Faced with Lily's unreasonable request, Shimizu Toru's lips twitched: "I'm not the type to easily gain weight, so I can only work on my endurance."
"That's true~ Sustainability is the most important thing, then I'll eat these chives myself~"
After dinner, I just put the dishes in the dishwasher, and the tidying up was done in a flash.
Speaking of which, we should buy a few smart robot vacuums, otherwise, with such a big house, our backs will be so sore after just one sweep.
With something on her mind, Shimizu Toru only streamed for an hour and a half tonight before abruptly ending the broadcast.
Then I went to Rion's room, carried her in a princess carry to my bedroom, and also carried Riri Yuhi over.
They lay on the double bed with the sheets changed, chatting aimlessly.
As Lily was recounting amusing anecdotes from her time living abroad with her mother before last year, she suddenly heard a series of calm breathing sounds.
Turning her head, she saw that Shimizu Toru had already fallen asleep, and couldn't help but chuckle: "No wonder he can perform falling asleep in a second in front of tens of thousands of people."
"Lily, do you remember our promise? We're all in this together, fighting side by side. You can't betray me, okay?"
"Mmm~ Don't worry, from now on I'll be the boss and you'll be the second boss, we'll work together to keep others out."
"Why are you the boss? No way! I want to be the first wife too!"
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The next morning, Yuhi Lily was awakened by Takamiya Rion's pleas for mercy.
As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw the other person being pressed down by Qing Shui, only able to shout "Oyster" through their mouth.
"Wow, so energetic so early in the morning?"
"Good morning. She rested for a night and felt like she was back to her old self, so she took the initiative to provoke me."
Boys are naturally irritable when they wake up, and Rion Takamiya just had to play with fire, so Toru Shimizu had no choice but to use her to cool him down.
"Then you guys can take your time with your morning exercises. I'm going to wash up. What would you like for breakfast?"
Seeing Lily get up and get out of bed without hesitation, Rion Takamiya quickly cried out for help, "Lily~ Lily~ Help, help me—"
"Huh? What did you say? Sorry, sorry, you guys were making too much noise, I couldn't hear you~"
Seeing how badly she played, Sunset Lily felt a sense of déjà vu, as if she had found an ally in Italy.
Will forming an alliance with her really keep other women away?
Twenty minutes later, Qingshui Tou, feeling refreshed after finishing her morning exercise, looked at the three-piece set of bread slices, bacon, and fried eggs on the table and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
—Are white people in Europe and America unable to distinguish between good and bad food, or have their taste buds become numb?
He felt like he hadn't eaten anything after breakfast, so he had to buy a pack of instant noodles on the way. He would crush the noodles, pour in the seasoning packet, shake it to mix, and eat it like a dry noodle dish.
Lily should just stick to being an assistant from now on. It's too much to ask her to be the head chef. Is this the price of mastering two other languages?
When Shimizu Toru arrived at the office, he was about to go to class when he was caught by Sakazaki Daisuke again.
"Shimizu! Check Twitter, your photos have been leaked!"
"Huh? How is that possible??"
I took out my phone and opened Twitter, and sure enough, my name was trending.
#The most beautiful voice actress in history, Shimizu Toru#
Upon clicking, I discovered that it was a photo I had taken with that girl at the breeding base, which she had posted on her Twitter account.
After two days of fermentation, it finally broke out of its niche and sparked widespread discussion, and Shimizu Toru's identity was also revealed.
"Oh no! What should I do? Should I contact her and tell her to delete the photos right away?"
Upon hearing this, Daisuke Sakazaki asked with a puzzled look, "Why delete it? Of course, we're striking while the iron is hot and pushing you out there as soon as possible! The company has already decided that you'll be appearing on Sakura-san's April Fool's Day radio program later!"
"Huh—that's so sudden, isn't it??"
Are you kidding me? You're going to co-host a radio show with Ms. Sakura without any preparation? Are you sure you're not deliberately messing with me?
"That's the kind of unpredictability I'm looking for—you never know whether tomorrow or an accident will come first. Remember! I'll be back in ten minutes!"
Even reaching out his hand, Shimizu Toru couldn't stop Sakazaki Daisuke. She frowned and muttered to herself, "...It's probably a prank, right? There might be a hidden camera nearby."
Ten minutes later, when the other party actually came to pick him up, Shimizu Toru began to suspect that something was amiss.
Who knows, they might take you somewhere else halfway through, and then a bunch of people in a studio will observe your reaction? I think there's a variety show that does that.
Half an hour later, the van stopped at a place that looked like a concert hall. Shimizu Toru got out of the van looking bewildered and followed Sakazaki Daisuke inside.
"Miss Yumi, it's been so long! You're still as beautiful as ever!"
"Sakazaki-san, it's been a while. What brings you here today?"
A female staff member in her thirties, upon seeing Shimizu Toru behind him, immediately had her eyes light up: "My God! What a photogenic face! Is this kid a newcomer at your agency?"
"That's right, Shimizu, come over and say hello to Ms. Yumi, she's the scriptwriter for this show."
Just like a child being called to a stranger's house by their parents during the Lunar New Year, Shimizu Toru obediently greeted, "Hello, Ms. Yumi, it's a pleasure to meet you."
"Hello, hello~ You're here to participate in Sakura-san's morning radio show, right? Please come with me, the studio is this way."
Only then did Shimizu Toru finally believe that Sakazaki Daisuke hadn't lied to him, and that the company was really preparing to launch him into the market.
As for why it was Ms. Sakura's program, firstly, IM is a subsidiary of the agency, so having a connection makes things easier.
Secondly, Ms. Sakura is very popular, and her radio station has a large number of listeners, making her a suitable person to mentor newcomers.
Previously, during the filming of "Ichi-no-Tsutomu," I regretted not being able to meet Shimizu Toru, but this time I've finally fulfilled my wish.
It's a pity that you were born before I was born, and I was born after you were old. If he had been born ten years earlier, he would definitely have won over Risa Taneda!
Well, while the Sakura Mountains are beautiful, her nose does somewhat detract from the overall aesthetic.
To put it bluntly, he really does look a bit like Squidward, especially when he's turned to the side, his nose looks really out of proportion.
Image: "This angle is incredibly clear", Location: "Images/1752853971-100444248-113612244.jpg"
Risa Taneda is different; she has fair skin, a beautiful face, and a sweet voice, so farming is definitely more suitable for me.
"Hello, Sakura-senpai. Nice to meet you. I'm Shimizu Toru, a newcomer to ARTSVION."
Sakura, who was looking at the script, quickly looked up and exclaimed upon seeing him: "You're that voice actor newcomer with the highest looks in history, the one on Twitter?"
"Cough cough cough, that's all just media exaggeration. Senior, please don't say that. I'm worried I'll get beaten up if I walk alone at night."
"www is an interesting way of putting it. I look forward to your guidance today. I will try my best to take care of you."
Miss Sakura gestured for Toru Shimizu to sit opposite her, and after he sat down, she suddenly clapped her hands and exclaimed, "Yay~ The prank was a huge success!"
"what!?"
Shimizu Toru stood up, turned his head to look at his own backside, and saw a piece of paper the same color as the chair standing on it, with a simple smiley face drawn on it.
...Isn't that childish? Couldn't they at least use chewed gum instead?
"Are you angry?" Miss Sakura asked anxiously when she saw that he didn't speak.
"No, it's just that I think it's a bit too childish, like the level of kindergarten kids."
As soon as Shimizu Toru finished speaking, the staff around him burst into laughter, some even whistling and cheering, clearly showing that they had a good relationship with Ms. Sakura.
"You, you actually dare to laugh at me? What's wrong with these newbies these days? They have no respect for their seniors at all!"
"That's already very respectful. At least kindergarten kids are still human beings. I was originally going to say paramecium."
Sakura, knocked out in one blow, collapsed in front of the microphone, muttering only, "Paramecium, Paramecium..."
"Miss Yumi, did I go too far?" Turning her head, Shimizu Tooru saw that Sakazaki Daisuke had disappeared and could only look at the only staff member she recognized.
"No! The show was a complete success, and the audience gave it rave reviews!"
"Huh? It's already airing!?"
"Yeah, it's been on since you appeared. Didn't expect that, did you? It's part of the prank!"
"Hiss—it's impossible to defend against..."
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