Star Iron: Can't you just let me farm commissions in peace? (Author: Some Potato Chips)

He traveled to the Type-Moon world and became Shirou Emiya, and it was also the script of Emiya Giant Warrior.

The good news is that there is a lottery system, which allows you to directly transform into a miracle man and defeat Endsworthy.

The bad news is that the will of the planet seems to be about to go gg, and is about to enter the land of steel and the script that is suspected to be Fate Dog.

But it doesn't matter,

There is also good news. He drew the Aurora Curtain and can also develop in other studios. As long as he gets enough commissions from others, he can draw unlimitedly.

The bad news is that it is not easy to get commissions from these people.

Okay, okay, this is how you play, right?

"Mr. Walter, you don't want to see a blond old friend come back to life, do you?"

"Allysia, you don't want to see all your friends turn into shattered ice, do you?"

"Brother-in-law, Ying and I are getting married soon. Everyone is here. Guess who didn't get an invitation?"

"Kiana, I will take good care of Meiyi for you while you are on the moon. When you come back, Himeko and I's child is waiting for you to be his stepmother."

[Tags: Collapse, Genshin Impact, Collapse, some Japanese anime, special effects elements]

Chapter 001: I've decided to bring my talent to the train crew. (1/4)

"Susana, you'll soon never have to worry about work again! Once Grandpa is resurrected, you and I... will never have to work again!"

"Effected by this day, I, Theresa Apocalypse, will resign from my position as Bishop of Destiny and retire completely."

“My successor, former bishop Otto Apocalypse, will immediately return to the Destiny Group and take full control of all Destiny’s operations.”

"Oh! That familiar smell, the wooden desk in the office, and all that endless work..."

"After a long period of silence, you remain the same as always."

“And of course, you, Theresa. My child, children of destiny…”

"I'm back!"

Hearing the hopeful voice emanating from the small screen, the elderly man, who had been away from his hometown for many years, was suddenly awakened to a strong longing for home.

He gripped his phone tightly, a 'friendly' and 'kind' smile on his face, turned to look at the little gray-haired boy who had been led onto the train by March 7th, and then spoke.

"Xing, where did you get this footage from?"

Seeing the 'kind' expression on Old Deng's face in the new unit he hadn't yet joined, Little Gray realized he'd stepped on a landmine. Without hesitation, he pointed at the pink-haired monster who had just been excited and said...

"It was March 7th. She accidentally opened a door inside the space station and went in. She met a defense officer named Emiya. After hearing that March 7th came from the Star Train, the defense officer enthusiastically said that he was bringing some local specialties from his hometown to his old friend on the train."

"Local specialties?! Okay, okay, he calls this a local specialty, right?!"

Old Deng was so angry he wanted to send an Eden's Star back as a return gift. He'd only been away from his hometown for a short time! And Theresa had actually sent him such a huge surprise?!

Revive Otto?

Good heavens! How could a normal person do something like this?!

Kiana's not here, are Mei and Bronya also kept in the dark?!

And Bianca, Rita...

How could Theresa, with all these people around, still manage to secretly resurrect Otto? When did Theresa acquire such incredible power?!

"Where is that clerk? March 7th, could you take me there?"

The usually gentle and refined old man slowly pushed up his glasses, lowered his eyelids, and a rare hint of fierceness flashed in his eyes. He gave a 'kind' and 'warm' smile, and then spoke to March 7, enunciating each word clearly.

"I think... I need to give that kind clerk a small return gift."

……

"Walter has taken the bait. He has now left the train, and March 7th is taking him to your cabin."

After completely eliminating the struggling pawn beneath his feet, the orange-haired youth turned to look at the illusory projection behind him. It was his colleague from his current unit, a veteran employee of the Old Mi family, a hacker named Miss Hacker who currently belonged to the "Star Core Hunter" organization, and a single-turbo duck with curly hair and a high ponytail, codenamed "Silver Wolf".

"We've all tried to provoke him by mentioning Otto's resurrection. If he still doesn't react, then he's probably been possessed."

The orange-haired youth gave a casual reply, then continued,

"Seriously, Wolf, using your ethereal editing skills to create a red-haired, twin-tailed, short doctor squatting here is far safer than me dealing with that old Deng. It's a bit difficult for me to solo the former Herrscher of Reason, and this old Deng is always doing sit-ups..."

"No, what if that lobster doctor you mentioned doesn't hold off Walter and causes problems with the script? Who knows if Elio will throw a new script at us? I'm not planning on working overtime."

"Actually, Mr. Emiya has an even better idea. If you comb your hair into a pair of spiral twin tails and tie them with two blue ribbons, just lying on the little motorcycle would be enough to give that old man a heart attack."

"Hilarious! The work has already been assigned to you, do you think I would still interfere?"

Listening to the childish, incoherent chatter coming through the headset, the orange-haired youth remained silent for a moment before letting out a soft sigh.

"...Alright, Wolfie, you know that Starie is my good sister. We once worked together to pluck Eriol's hair. Welt and I are also old acquaintances. That guy is incredibly strong. I was there when he tore apart the Herrscher of the Void. There's also Danheng and March 7th, the Dragon Lord of Wisdom and the 'Ultimate Lifeform.' Although I've never met them, I've long admired them. Although making decisions is sometimes difficult, I've decided to bring my talents to the Star Train."

“Sure, but you have to finish this script first. Eriol has told you that you want to join the Starry Sky Train, and we happen to need a member who will be stationed on their train. Eriol said that Shirou Emiya will definitely accept this new request.”

"..."

The young man named Shirou Emiya paused for a moment upon hearing the words "this new request," but the next second, he suddenly broke into an extremely cheerful smile.

"Director Ai has a really good eye for people. If it were a 'new commission,' I would definitely accept it."

"Stop the harsh criticism, Emiya. We've all figured out your logic, and you've practically emptied my prize pool. While I'd love for you to stay so I can happily be a pay thief, you probably wouldn't want to give up those 'new characters' over there, like the 'Dragon Master.'"

"Whether he's a dragon or not doesn't really matter. What matters is that he's kind. Your brother Shirou once wiped out a criminal gang that had been operating in a region for over ten years overnight. People in the underworld call him the Great Hero Emiya! Someone like me should join a unit like the Starry Sky Train that's full of 'positive energy' and shine brightly."

"Heh, isn't it because the train crew runs around everywhere and there's no script to restrain you, so you can go around collecting your 'commissions'?"

Why does this child always speak such blunt truths?

To be fair, if it weren't for the fact that Elio's script restricted his scope of activities and logic too much, he would really be willing to continue to slowly drift through life with his Star Core Hunter friends. There's the sexy and mature Kafka, the delicate and adorable Firefly, and the little Silver Wolf who's terrible at video games but loves to play. If this club had some musical elements, he would definitely be willing to play in a band with them for the rest of his life.

"Alright, that's enough. I've separated Walter and March 7th. The rest is up to you. I'm going back to playing Score Shot. Just call me if you need anything."

"go Go."

What mischief is the little silver wolf up to now? She's just a cute little girl who's bad at games and loves to play. What can Mr. Emiya do? He can only forgive her.

"Next, I need to properly complete my 'new request'."

You have a new commission!

[Join the Star Train (Client: Elio)]: You must gain the trust of the Star Train crew members after completing the prerequisite task of "holding off Welt", and then join the Star Train as a permanent member of the Star Core Hunter crew.

Rewards: 420 points + a limited-time banner featuring one train crew member (selection only).

Difficulty: 2 stars

Note: If the prerequisite mission fails, this mission will also be considered a failure, and the probability of the "Star Core Hunter" faction card pool will decrease.

[Off-site work (client: Elio)]: Delay the rendezvous time of "Walter" and the "train crew" members to ensure that Elio can successfully complete his performance of the script at the "Black Tower Space Station".

Rewards: 540 points + limited-time random UP pool

Difficulty: 3 stars

[I'm a veteran of crossover anime/manga, and I haven't written much in a while. Please point out any issues in the comments.]

Chapter 002: Bearing the heavy responsibility of KPI targets, I absolutely cannot lose! (2/4)

"Spatial transfer...? No, it's matter transformation."

Just a few dozen seconds ago, March 7 and Star suddenly disappeared from his sight. Although there was some fluctuation caused by the imaginary number, if it was "spatial manipulation", even the Herrschers in his hometown could not reach such a precise level, let alone in this Black Tower space station.

Touching the cold floor, Walter looked thoughtful. He slightly narrowed his eyes and murmured softly,

"Did they deliberately separate me from March 7th and the others to target Little March and Xing? If that's the case, there was no need to lure me out of the train. They could have just done it at the space station."

"Or is it that, or is it that the guy named Emiya's real target has always been me?"

Some people couldn't understand the intentions of the mastermind. Even though he came from his hometown, now that he had lost the core of the Herrscher of Reason, he shouldn't have much value that others would want to scheme against.

"Joachim, is Joachim Nokianvitanen there? Your wife, Dr. Tesla, asked me to pass on a message: if you don't go back and pay your dues, she's going to tear down all the Allahato figurines you keep in your office!"

"She dares!"

The old man immediately stood up with a strong air. He didn't care about anything else, but Alahato was his beloved friend and family!

"Ms. Yang, you don't want the train crew to find out that you used to teach at an all-girls school, do you?"

The man's voice was laced with mocking laughter. Walter adjusted his glasses slightly, then replied seriously,

"Please restrain yourself, Far East netizen."

"I've already been very restrained. I can only say it's a good thing you're just a history teacher and not the principal, otherwise I'd be arguing with you about whether Magical Girl Triri is the cutest girl in the world."

Upon hearing the word "principal," Comrade Lao Yang couldn't help but smile at first, but his smile immediately froze on his face. He had laughed because he knew who the other person was referring to as principal, and the reason he froze was precisely because of that principal!

"Theresa...did she really bring that guy back to life?"

His voice suddenly became extremely low, and a chilling coldness appeared in Old Deng's eyes. Whether fate was chaotic or not was actually not of much concern to him, the retired Old Deng. But if you resurrected Otto, even if you were Joyce reincarnated, he would still have to use the Star of Eden to have a proper 'reasoning' with you.

"That was just Theresa's dream, at most a past event in a certain world bubble, and it has no effect on your original world."

"It's hard to say..."

Old Deng narrowed his eyes slightly. The person who was dreaming was the current Bishop of Destiny. What if Theresa really was thinking about it during the day and dreaming about it at night, and suddenly one day she shouted, "This is the most selfish thing a person can do," and then turned around and tried to find a way to actually bring Otto back?

Child, it's not impossible.

If Otto wins the revival match, wouldn't it seem like he's taking this "friendship" too lightly if he, as Otto's "old brother," didn't immediately send him hundreds of Eden's Stars as a congratulatory gift?

"Getting back to the point, Emiya-kun, what's your reason for leading me here with this suggestive audio message from March Seven?"

He couldn't think too much about things back home for the time being, but he was more curious about this fellow villager who seemed to be from his hometown. What were his reasons for doing this, and what was his true stance?

"Can't it just be a fellow countryman meeting? Mr. Walter."

"So, what was your reason for arranging for Xiao Sanyue and the others to be sent away?"

"Actually... I have gynophobia."

"I heard you were very hospitable when you hosted Xiao Sanyue and the others before."

"Yeah, I had a split personality back then. In my hometown, having a split personality is a local specialty, you have to try it."

As he spoke, Mr. Emiya calmly cited several examples of outstanding local talents from that region.

"For example, the Herrscher of the End and the Herrscher of the Void, the Herrscher of Thunder and the Herrscher of Origin, Fu Hua and the Herrscher of Consciousness... and there's also Black Seele, White Seele, and in the previous civilization there was Velvet who split into six or seven personalities at once. So many successful cases of outstanding talents, so it's normal for me... Emiya Shirou, to have another personality called Redp."

Is it normal?

Old Deng really wanted to say something was wrong, but thinking of the local customs and traditions back home, he fell silent for a moment. However, he only remained silent for a short while before suppressing these thoughts. The slight smile on his face vanished, and he spoke in a low voice,

"We can find a brighter place to sit down and talk about the local customs and traditions of our hometown, but I want to know, what exactly is your intention in keeping me here?"

Walter's grip on his cane tightened slowly. He had already sensed that the man in front of him, who knew his hometown's customs and traditions so well, seemed to have ulterior motives in trying to keep him here. Although he didn't understand his intentions, he vaguely had an answer in his heart about the reason why he had deliberately separated him from March 7 and the others.

"Are you going to send me away and then take action against March 7th and that new child?"

Now one of the most senior members of the train crew, Walter naturally couldn't let the young people on the train encounter any danger. Even if he were to give them some opportunities to grow, it would never be in a situation where he knew nothing about them.

“Mr. Emiya, if you step back now and stand on the side of our fellow countrymen, we can still end this gracefully.”

Is it respectable?

The young man smiled upon hearing this, and then replied with a smile,

“I don’t need those unrealistic things. Respect isn’t important to me, but keeping you here is very important to me right now, Mr. Walter. With KPIs at stake, I absolutely cannot…”

Before he could finish speaking, Welt's long-accumulated imaginary energy was released in an instant, and the replica of the Divine Key, modeled after the Ninth Divine Key, within his staff began to unleash its power.

"Eden's Star—!"

A crushing weight, heavy enough to grind a lion or elephant into mincemeat in an instant, suddenly descended upon Emiya.

At the same time, the strongest magic belonging to the man "Emiya Shirou" was also completed in a moment at a speed of almost divine incantation!

"This body was born from the sword!"

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