T0 Gaming Guild Saves the World

It's rare to be able to interact with someone on the boundary between the virtual and real worlds, and the barrage of comments is very enthusiastic, filling the screen with dense text.

“Squid, they say you’re like a stay-at-home dad, taking care of six kids all at once.”

"Someone asked you if you need a child, and if you could add a pair of chopsticks."

"Wow, this one is even more amazing. It asks you what the difference is between taking care of us and taking care of Du Jingwen?"

The jailer was just stirring things up, picking out the parts that the comments were most interested in and that would have the best entertainment value.

The squid stroked its chin and thought for a while.

"Cooking for you is a hobby, it makes me feel relaxed and happy."

"Cooking for her is my job."

"She's like my boss, and every mealtime feels like a test of my performance."

Just as the jailer was about to read a comment, someone peeked out from outside the kitchen.

"Squid, are you done yet?"

The ponytail under the covers trembled as if it were alive.

I applied lipstick and did a simple, light makeup look.

The creamy white long down jacket, with a delicate down trim around the collar and cuffs, made her look like a kitten snuggled in bed.

A dark gray knitted dress paired with black tights perfectly accentuated her long, slender legs.

She swayed into the frame, her backpack pushing the prison guard aside.

A huge seal head came into view; it was the seal backpack she wore at her first offline gathering.

The difference is that one is big and the other is small.

Where did she get so many dog ​​seals?

Not long ago, the comments were full of jokes about Du Jingwen, but now...

They were having even more fun talking!

"Don't rush, I'll go out after I put the things in the refrigerator."

She crouched down in bed, propped her chin on her hand, and watched the squid busily working: "I'm not in a hurry, I'm just bored while waiting."

"I'm bored, so I'm going to chat with the comments. Jailer Bro is streaming."

She turned around abruptly from under the covers, her eyes wide with surprise.

After receiving a nod of approval from the prison guard, she pressed her face against the camera.

"What are you talking about?"

"Saying that squid is like coaxing a child."

"Du Jingwen's only designated predator has appeared."

"Use Du Jingwen to build a graveyard to activate a special summon, and you'll happily acquire Squid Bro's duelist."

"They also asked where you planned to go with the squid."

He casually took the phone from under the covers and took a close-up shot.

"When we went to the zoo, I said before that I would replace all the bad memories Du Jingwen left him with memories we shared."

The squid's voice came over.

"If you reveal your whereabouts like this, I'm afraid a lot of people will be lying in wait to arrest us."

"Don't be afraid, I'll breathe on anyone who bothers me!"

I practiced breathing on the screen in bed beforehand, but the result was...

"Sliced ​​Man, I really need this."

"We have the material for this meme."

"The blanket is guarding its food."

After finishing his work, Cuttlefish greeted the prison guard.

"I can continue to borrow your car."

The camera watched the two go off to create beautiful memories of their love, and a bittersweet feeling filled the comments section and real life.

"Wow, this is so good, so good, it tastes so good!"

"I envy him, but I can't be jealous at all. Brother Moyu was tormented for two and a half years before he was favored by the Elo system and matched with good teammates. If it were me, I'm afraid it would take more than a month."

"I also want a little rich girl like me to confess my love to me."

The conversation naturally turned to torturing the prison guard.

As abstract as he is, of course he has never been in a relationship.

During his wonderful student years, he spent all his time outside of studying playing games.

Limited financial resources are used to buy minifigures, official cards, and in-game purchases.

A person who is guilty of all five vices lives a monotonous life and never encounters a woman.

He has remained single since birth because of this.

However, you can still recoup your money by selling the figurines and cards you bought back then on the secondhand market.

From a financial management perspective, he failed, but from a consumption perspective... he saved money!

He used to be indifferent to romance, but there were two sweet couples in the group...

A slight ripple stirred within his usually calm and composed heart.

What are the potato fries doing?

He sighed, "Of course, it's about exercising."

"The fries have been helping the potato recover its energy, and the intensity is quite high."

"No, why is there a question mark for this?"

The phone rang suddenly. After glancing at the caller ID, the prison guard's face instantly turned sour.

Oh no, it's Dad!

Ever since that earnest conversation, he had a bad feeling.

Are we really going to have to go on another blind date?

Just then, Orange Tea went downstairs to find some snacks, and her figure was captured by the camera.

"Tea Master, come here and help me broadcast it."

"Ugh?"

Just as he opened the rice cracker and took a bite, the bewildered Tea Master found himself holding a selfie stick.

"Wow, how do you use this thing?"

The tea master fumbled around for a moment, the camera panning across her face and body.

The entire live stream audience felt dizzy, yet incredibly excited.

Every audience member screamed and frantically sent messages calling him "Tea God".

Some people have already fast-forwarded to the New Year's wish-making segment, asking the Tea God to bless them so that all their wishes may come true in the new year.

Even after seeing the comments, the Tea Master still looked confused.

"May I bless you with great wealth in the new year..."

May you enjoy good health.

"Hoping to get into your dream school after the college entrance exam?"

Orange Tea tilted her head: "Do you guys think I'm a god? If I had this ability, I should use it on myself first."

"Stay in this position, don't move, isn't it cute?"

"alright."

"After thinking about it, regardless of whether I have divine power or not..."

"I wish you and your family good health and all the best in the new year."

"Ugh, what's this pop-up window?"

A steady stream of tips popped up after Orange Tea "cast its spell".

The speed was so fast that it almost drowned out the normal visual bullet comments.

The comment with the most donations was...

"Tea Master, can you say a few words of abuse? You'd better curse me viciously."

"Why would I scold you? That's so strange!"

If it were the jailer, he would have unleashed a barrage of insults at this point, but the Tea God gave a serious answer!

Viewers in the live stream felt like they had found a pure white haven completely untouched by the internet.

So...

"Tea Master, how can I become your boyfriend?"

Another large donation has emerged, surpassing the previous one.

"what?"

The Tea Master leaned back slightly.

Orange Tea was stunned.

She rested her chin on her hand and thought for a long time.

"I'm not quite sure... Maybe it's like what the bed says, if you feel it's right, you'll like it."

"It would be just as good as potatoes and French fries."

"You might not know, but the two of them are very close."

"At night, we play online games on the projector in our room, always huddled together."

"I think if we were really in a relationship... I would probably look forward to a relationship like theirs."

She's so sincere; as long as you give her money, she'll answer you seriously.

As I said before, if it were any of the other seasoned veterans in the guild, they would probably be extremely careful to prevent any comments or donations from being detected.

Immediately, donations and comments flooded the live stream room.

Before I could finish reading the orange tea video, I was pushed to the back.

The amount of money donated kept increasing, and because she didn't know the platform's unit of measurement, she didn't realize what was happening in the live stream.

The prison guard had just finished his tug-of-war with his elderly father and returned to the hall when he heard the Tea God talking to everyone in the live stream about his childhood.

broken!

Will the Tea God fall for the tricks of those scoundrels in the live chat?

He was sweating profusely and quickly stepped forward to take over.

Despite being criticized by people in the live stream who said, "This is Tea God's live stream, you're the one who should get lost," he still shamelessly shielded Tea God behind him.

As an abstract source of pollution, he was well aware of the intensity of the internet's corrupting influence.

Just by glancing at the donations, you can roughly tell what just happened...

"What?! How come there are so many donations of tens of thousands of yuan!"

at the same time.

"Potato, was the Tea God livestream something you arranged for the sake of the show?"

Jiang Heyi was panting heavily after just one set of dancing with French Fries Bobby.

Looking at the message from the canned goods, I was completely baffled.

They didn't deliberately plan any special effects for the show.