Is it wrong to try to meet someone in a dungeon?

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Tione: "Besides, the busy captain and the others didn't participate either. Ah~, Captain~"

Tiona feels like she's become Loki's babysitter.

Ais: "Rivilia said, 'This is also a great job.'"

Lefia: "After all, only the executives on vacation were summoned, so I was taken along."

Loki: "What's wrong with that? I'm so lonely. While everyone else is on expeditions, I spend lonely nights alone. So it's the opposite of what I want, there's nothing I can do about it."

Bert: "What can't I do? Seriously, what a waste of my time!"

Tiona: "Then you shouldn't have come. Usually, people would skip this kind of thing. Anyway, I guess you're just here to pick a fight with Ais."

Bert: "Bullshit! I was ordered to come by that old geezer, I had no choice! Go ahead and spout nonsense about your pathetic body! You idiot!"

Tiona: "What did you say?!"

Lefia: "Please calm down, you two."

Dionysus: "Ha ha ha! Loki's retinue is quite a sight, perhaps we should learn from them, Philweis."

Philweis: "You are right, Lord Dionysus."

Loki: "Hey! How come you guys just barged in like that, even though you're outsiders?"

Dionysus: "What does it matter, Loki? We're reborn from the same lotus now. Let's celebrate the triumphant return of the brave adventurers together!"

Loki: "Ugh! Annoying! They didn't do anything, yet they said 'we're companions who went through adventures together,' how annoying!"

Lefia: "Loki, Miss Philvis and the others rarely come all this way."

Tiona: "That's right, that's right, the more people, the better for a celebration!"

Tiony: "You're too carefree."

Loki: "Fine, I'll let you off this time since you brought the beautiful Phil Tan with you."

Phil Weiss: "Phi... Phil Charcoal?"

Loki: "Alright, let's get our spirits up and start having fun! We've got some party games ready for today!"

Ais: "A game?"

Loki: "That's right, Aistan. It's a super exciting game that will definitely make everyone laugh and have a blast, hehehe!"

Lefia: "Super...exciting?"

Tiona: "Hmm... how should I put it?"

Bert: "I just have a bad feeling."

Tiony: "What exactly is that game?"

Loki: "That is—the 'God-King Game'."

(Announcer)

Ais's "Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? Side Story: Sword Oratoria Volume 10 Drama CD Bundle Limited Special Edition - Familia Entertainment Activities"

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Lefia "shén·King's Game?"

Tiony: "I've heard of the King's Game."

Tiona: "I know! It's a game where you draw lots first, and then the person who becomes king can give orders as they please, right?"

Bert: "Isn't that also a game that the gods brought to the mortal realm...?"

Loki: "Now we're going to play a modified version of that, written as 'God' and pronounced 'shén,' just like the literal meaning of 'God Game.'"

Dionysus: "Oh, Loki, wanna play that?"

Loki: "That's right, isn't this perfect for entertainment that the entire family can enjoy together?" (chuckles)

Dionysus: "Indeed. Let's have some fun together then." (chuckles)

Is Ais secretly laughing?

Philweis: "It's not that I doubt Lord Dionysus, but I do have a bad feeling."

Loki: "Instead of lecturing, let's put it into practice and try it out first! Everyone, please draw lots."

Bert: "Where did that thing come from?"

Tiony thought, "They're really well-prepared."

Loki: "The one in red without a number is the king. Come on, let's all shout that slogan. One, two!"

Everyone asked, "Who is the king?"

Lefia: "Ah, it's me!"

Philweis: "It's Lefia."

Ais, what orders do you want to give?

Lefia: "Hmm... then... please have people number 1 and number 2 make eye contact for 10 seconds."

Tiona: "Number 1, it's me!"

Tione: "Number 2 is me. Speaking of which, Lefia really gave me an easy order."

Lefia: "Thinking about it carefully, it's actually quite difficult. Giving excessive orders is also hard to say."

Tiona: "You don't need to be so polite with us. Tiona, let's begin."

Tiona: "Hmm! This is way too easy."

Loki: "Wait, just a moment!"

Dionysus's "God-King Game" has an additional rule here.

Bert asked, "Additional rules?"

Loki: "After the king and the members of the punishment game are determined, another person will be chosen to be given the title of god. Oh, by the way, the slip representing the god is blue."

Dionysus: "Then, the gods could intervene in the circumstances of the punishment game."

Ais: "Scene...?"

Loki: "Simply put, it's about adding some settings. If I had to add anything to Lefia's order just now... like the sisters gazing at each other affectionately, rubbing each other's breasts, and exchanging thoughts amidst their turbulent breathing... something like that."

The two sisters exclaimed, "Huh?!"

Philweis: "Loki, that kind of content...!"

Lefia: "N-No, that's right, obscene content is prohibited!"

Loki: "Hmph, fairies are so rigid~. Anyway, like this, gods can assign tasks at will, just like gods who add entertainment to children's actions."

Phil Weiss: "In other words, someone greater than the king—no, someone even more outrageous than the king."

Tione "completely bewildered the inhabitants of the lower realms while laughing maniacally; she was a true god."

Lefia: "Rather than saying, this is a familia that is completely manipulated according to the whims of the gods..."

Dionysus: "Although it took a little longer, let's start the game again. Continuing from where we left off, let's use the chant I'm about to give you. Like this... like that... So, are you ready? One, two!"

Everyone asked, "Which one is the deity?"

Ais: "I'm not."

Phil Weiss: "I...I'm not either."

Bert: "It wasn't me either."

Dionysus: "Unfortunately, I didn't win either."

Lefia: "So that means..."

Loki: "Hehehehehe, it's me~"

The two sisters exclaimed, "Wow!"

Loki: "So, what should we do? Since lewd things are forbidden, then... let's have a forbidden sisterly chat within 10 seconds, while looking at each other against a backdrop of blooming lilies. Let's do it this way."

Tiony: "What the heck is the background filled with yuri scenes?!"

Tiona's "Forbidden Sisterly Conversation" has an unclear meaning!

Loki: "Ugh, I can't do anything with you. I'll lend you this script I wrote."

Bert was "so well-prepared."

Tiony: "Do...do I have to say all this?!"

Tiona: "No way?!"

Loki: "Obey the king's orders, and the will of the gods is absolute! So, let's begin, Action!"

(Entering the scene)

Tiona: "Ah, my dear sister, my beloved sister who belongs only to Tiona!"

Tiony: "What's wrong? My lovely Tiona?"

Tiona: "The dirty, human-faced dog said I was a blockhead, a skinny Amazon."

Tione: "No, that's not true. You're so innocent and adorable, like a little child, and your perfectly flat chest is as beautiful as a vast plain stretching across the land."

Tiona: "Really?"

Tione: "Hmm, your eyes are as beautiful as sweet figs. I want to lock you up and make you my own."

Tiona: "Ah, big sister, I also love your adorable Bergamo-like eyes!" (According to my search results, Bergamo refers to the Oriental lily "Bergamo," which is native to Japan and is a hybrid variety. Please correct me if I'm wrong.)

Tione: "Hehe, little cutie. Come, let's go inside, towards the forbidden garden!"

Tiona: "Ah, what are you planning to serve Tiona today?"

Tione's "Fried potato ball party! You won't be sleeping tonight!" (Is this a self-inflicted joke?)

Tiona: "Big Sister—!" (A reference to the "A Certain" series, featuring Shirai Kuroko)

(End of scenario)

Loki: "Okay, that was good! Oh, I've found something good!"

Tiona: "Ugh...uh...uh..." (blowing rainbows)

Tione: "My body is trembling uncontrollably... Commander, save me!"

Ais: "Both of them collapsed."

Phil Weiss: "What a terrifying game this is!"

Lefia: "Also, it seems quite natural for them to exert themselves for more than 10 seconds."

Bert: "Seriously, those two guys were really going all out to insult me, weren't they?!"

Dionysus: "Anyway, that's how the game is played. It's not just about obeying the king's orders, but also withstanding the gods' unreasonable demands; that's the test of strength."

Ais is "not quite the powerful person I know."

Loki: "Then, let's officially begin next time."

Phil Weiss: "Excuse me, may I withdraw?"

Loki: "If you quit, I'll give you a super embarrassing title at the next God's Assembly."

Bert the "bastard"

Lefia "has become a dark game".

Loki: "Quickly, draw lots! The king must introduce himself!"

(Sound of drawing lots)

Ais: "Ah, it's me. Hmm... then... number 3 will pat number 4's head."

Lefia: "Ah, isn't this a very simple question?"

Bert: "No, no, isn't this the same trick as before?"

Philweis: "Ah, according to the gods' instructions, it might turn into a terrible situation..."