Is it wrong to try to meet someone in a dungeon?

(Transition)

Winnie: "Brother, play with me~"

Welf: "Hmm? Ah...can I wait a bit? I'm busy with smelting right now and can't leave."

Winnie: "Eh—!"

Belle: "Winnie! You can't make things difficult for Brother Welf, I'll play with you!"

Winnie: "I usually play with older boys! I want to play with older boys too!"

Hestia: "Winnie, you can't be willful. Welf is the eldest son and he's the one supporting the family. How about this, Mommy will play with you too."

Winnie: "No! I just want to play with the big brother!"

Haruhime: "Ah... Miss Winnie is throwing a tantrum."

Hestia: "Here you are, Maid A!"

Welf: "Maids aren't family!"

Hestia: "Haruhime-kun is a maid A with a short history of working with you. It's okay, if you keep doing this for 5 years, you'll promote her from a temporary worker to a full-time employee."

Haruhime: "Eh?! Weren't we promoted to family?!"

Hestia: "Things aren't that simple! So, we also need to make Winnie understand how difficult life can be!"

Winnie is "heartless!"

Bell: "You don't need to learn that!!"

"So, when should Lily join?... "

Hestia: "Ah~, sorry, you're the supporter who plays the granddaughter of my uncle's sister's friend~"

Lily: "Isn't that an outsider?! Haven't we known each other longer than Lord Welf?!"

Hestia: "Oh dear~, your situation is... well, it's based on the brilliant political judgment that 'I don't need any girls in my family other than Winnie.'"

Lily: "What's so clever about it! Lady Hestia is just trying to monopolize Lord Bell because of her lecherous nature!"

Hestia: "How dare you... how can you describe God as a lecherous monster!"

Lily: "I only call you a pervert because you're a lecher."

Hestia: "To a virgin goddess, what utter slander and defamation you offer!"

Welf's role assignment is indeed the same as always.

Bell: "Ah, ahahahaha..."

(Duang! Someone bursts through the door)

He said, "Excuse me!"

Winnie: "Ah, fate! I'm dressed the same way as Haruhime!"

"That's right, I'm Maid B. The second maid hired by Lady Hestia."

Welf's "unexpected wealth" setting...

Lily: "Exactly. Since they're a poor family burdened with 2 million yen in debt in reality, this is probably the backlash."

Hestia: "You guys are making a lot of noise backstage!"

"Lady Hestia, the ornaments you requested have arrived, and I have brought them to you."

Hestia: "Oh~, thank you for your trouble, my lord."

Lily: "At least in pretend play, I should experience the life of a celebrity... It's pretty embarrassing!"

Hestia: "So shut up backstage!"

He ordered, "Madam, the things are here."

Hestia: "Oh my gosh, these are the Hephaestus earrings!"

Please forgive me!

(Bang! Hestia is attacked, and her belongings fall to the ground.)

Hestia: "Whoa—! (Falls to the ground)"

Belle: "Mom was suddenly knocked unconscious!"

Lily: "What's going on?! My Lord, what are you trying to do?!"

"Ignis 007, Lady Hestia has been captured as planned. How's it going on your end?"

Welf: "Huh?" (All three at the same time)

Haruhime: "Eh?" (All three at the same time)

Lily: "Huh?" (All three at the same time)

Bell: "Uh... um, Ignis is...?"

"Lily is referring to Lord Welf, something like a title... probably." (Welf, Ignis)

Welf: "Huh? Me?"

"Ignis 007, report immediately. Your mission is to infiltrate and search Lady Hestia's secret assets, isn't it?"

Welf: "Am I not the eldest son of this family?!"

"This luxurious mansion was acquired by Lady Hestia through illegal means. We are agents sent to punish Lady Hestia and bring about her downfall!"

Welf: "Don't put such a troublesome setup on me!"

Lily: "Is this what Far East pretend play is...?! This is too dangerous!"

Winnie: "Was my brother a secret agent?"

Welf: "So this is the first time I've ever heard of this! Hey, what do we do?!" (First half of the sentence is spoken softly, the second half is shouted)

Haruhime: "Lord Welf, it would be best if we cooperated with Lord Mikoto here. I think Lord Mikoto will definitely not back down now."

Welf: "Ah! Damn it! Why did it have to turn out like this! Cough, cough, cough... Hahahaha! That's right, I am Ignis 007, who has been posing as the eldest son all along to win over Lady Hestia!"

Bell: "W-What did you say?!"

Winnie: "Oh~!"

Welf: "Just like that, I'll take the secret assets and retreat, Female Ninja Heartbreaker 003!" (This refers to Female Ninja 003. The original text is 'くノ一003', where 'くノ一' is derived from the character for 'woman'. In the Edo period, it was a euphemism for women, but now it mostly refers to female ninjas. To make up four characters to align with Ignis, and as a tribute to the original text, the character for 'ninja' was split up.)

"Understand" fate

Hestia: "Will things go so smoothly, agents?"

"What?! Madam! She's already awake?!"

Hestia: "Oh ho ho ho ho~, it's really troublesome if you underestimate me~. I've seen through all your intentions!"

Bell: "God's ability to adapt is truly remarkable..."

"Hey, in that case... Ignis 007, let's join forces and take her down! Come on, bring that out!"

Welf: "Ah... wait? That?"

"That's it! Now is the time to unleash it!"

Welf: "Ah! That's it, right! Like that, that feeling, right!"

"Who knows what that means?!"

Welf: "You'd better stop this!"

Hestia: "Hmph! It's too late. I just pressed the button for the end of the world. There are 15 seconds left until the end of the world."

Welf: "What are you doing too?!"

Winnie: "10! 9! 8!"

Haruhime: "I'm having a great time too!"

Lily's "World Destruction Prevention Flying Kick~!" (Thump!)

Hestia: "Uwaaaaaaah—!"

Winnie: "Oh~! Lily, the outsider, is so strong~!"

Lily said, "Seeing things were getting out of hand, I abruptly ended it! This isn't child's play!"

Welf: "That's complete nonsense!"

"What are you talking about! The essence of playing house lies in fooling around, and isn't the so-called improvisational ability of the gods precisely the highlight?!"

Welf: "This is the first time I've heard of this!"

Lily sighed, "Sigh! It seems I'm the only one who can take charge here."

Hestia: "Huh?! Supporter, how could I possibly agree to something like that...!" (Ignored and interrupted)

Lily: "Lady Winnie, what is this 'father'?"

Winnie will play with me!

Lily: "And what about 'Mom'?"

Winnie will feed me!

Lily: "Where's the 'maid'?"

Winnie the Vixen!

Haruhime: "Kon, the fox cries!"

"Why does a lecherous fox appear in a pretend play?" (Indifferent)

Lily: "See? Even after playing house for so long, this is all Winnie-sama understands. Frankly, it's completely useless!"

Hestia: "Kh... So you mean you can do it just by coming...!"

Lily: "Hmph, of course. I'll pass on my life lessons to Lady Winnie, having survived being thrown into society since childhood."

Winnie is playing house with Lily!

(Transition)

Lily: "Listen up, Winnie, you can't go with strangers!"

Winnie: "Yes! Lily's Mom!"

Lily: "Let's go to the park!"

Winnie: "That's great!"

Hestia: "What? You talk a big game, but it's just ordinary parent-child play-house..."

"Alright, alright, let's observe for a while longer. There must be some kind of mechanism involved."

"Do we really need any mechanisms in pretend play?!" Welf asked.

Haruhime: "Little girl, little girl~"

Winnie: "Huh?"

Haruhime: "How about we go somewhere fun with this girl whose head is covered by a cloth and whose face is hidden behind sunglasses, so we can't even tell what she looks like?"

Winnie: "Huh? A fun place? I want to go!"

Lily: "Stop! There's a problem here!"

Winnie: "Hey?!"

Lily: "Lady Winnie, you just said we shouldn't go with strangers, right?"

Winnie: "Ah..."

Lily: "You know what? If this weren't child's play, but reality... Lady Winnie would almost have been kidnapped by that lecherous fox and made to do some lewd things!"

Haruhime: "What kind of character is this girl?!"

"I see! So you mean to incorporate lessons into pretend play to make Miss Winnie understand the harsh realities of the world? Truly, Miss Lily is something else!"

Hestia: "Kh... You're quite capable, Supporter."

"What is Lady Hestia struggling with?... It seems like this pretend play is going to continue too."