Is it wrong to try to meet someone in a dungeon?

"First, it was Lord Bell who noticed that my daughter seemed listless and took Haruhime out."

"Hum hum"

"Then, according to my proposal, we first went sightseeing along the streets, then went up to the twentieth floor of the skyscraper (Tower of Babel) to enjoy the beautiful city view together. After going out, we bought fries and sat on a bench to eat with juice. In order not to get lost, we held hands. Miss Aisha recommended that we enjoy the cruise ship sightseeing when we were discovered by you, Gods."

"Stop right there—!!"

"Eh?!?!"

The volcano erupted continuously.

"Isn't this supposed to be a romantic date?!?!"

"A date!? That kind of plan...!?"

"No matter how you look at it or how you hear it, it's a date! An undeniable date!! Even though I haven't seen them directly, I can still vividly picture the happy faces of Haruhime and the shy faces of Bell in my mind. This is the perfect date!! They just said they weren't lying, but they themselves have no guilt or self-awareness whatsoever. Even I, a god (Hestia), didn't predict this!!"

"Even as a god, I feel utterly betrayed, damn it!!" Bell looked up at the sky as Hestia continued to yell without giving him a chance to catch his breath.

The figure, with its fists raised to the sky in a fit of rage, was practically a manifestation of the divine wrath that people feared in ancient times.

Bel, who swore allegiance to Hestia from the very beginning of the [Family], and would never disobey her, was now timidly...

"Bell, a date with Lord Bell... a date, a date, a date...! Ah, so that's exactly what it's like to have a secret rendezvous with Lord Bell...!"

"Hey!? This isn't the kind of reaction you get when you're talking about dating, blushing like a complete novice! You're so cute, you jerk—!"

The pure fox-person stood alone, blushing and silent.

She cupped her cheeks in her hands, but the blush on her face did not subside.

Because the young lady's wish was fulfilled, and she was chuckling to herself with her eyes closed, savoring both shame and happiness, Hestia was so angry that she stomped her feet.

"Bell-kun has always been punished—though we can't let him off the hook after that—now it's time to deliver the final blow, Haruhime-kun! My Familia upholds gender equality; there is no distinction of rank between leader and member! Take this!"

Hestia, fueled by a burning impulse, lunged at Haruhime.

Chunji, still hesitant and indecisive, had no way to avoid the situation in the blink of an eye.

Then it was attacked directly.

Hestia's chest collided with Haruhime's face.

"!?!?!?!"

In other words, the two mounds sandwiched Haruhime's face, forming a sandwich!

A violent, enormous breast! It actually attacked Haruhime's cheek!

Although Haruhime also had a full bust, she was no match for Hestia. Regaining her senses, her vision was blocked by the darkness of the deep valley, and she immediately panicked.

The young goddess, whom they had brought over, wrapped her slender legs around Haruhime's delicate waist, restraining her.

Her waist is her legs, and her face is her mounds.

Hestia, who had deprived the girl of her freedom, pressed her fist against Haruhime's temple in order to carry out the punishment with her free hands.

"Twist and twist and twist—!?"

"Ohhhhhhhh!?"

"Haru, Miss Haruhime!?"

He pressed his fists against his head.

The tip of my fist twisted into my temple; it hurt terribly, it really hurt.

However, while Hestia's perspective was that the main punishment was the pressure on the side of her head, Haruhime thought that the side of her face being pressed down by her chest was worse than the side of her head being pressed by a fist.

Absolutely, Haruhime had absolutely no interest in that kind of thing—but she did see the heavens, that is, the Kingdom of Heaven.

"Supreme happiness".

Overwhelming breast pressure. So soft. Too soft. Despite the relentless, swirling attacks of her fists, pressing down aggressively, that fertile earth of God repeatedly shifted its shape, embracing Haruhime's cheeks. What made her nose itch was an indescribably gentle scent. If one were to inhale this fragrance, surely the world would abandon its disputes. One could be certain of that. It was simply the scent of loving-kindness. At this rate, she would drown in happiness.

I've heard that men who are exhausted from work will bury their faces in women's breasts and act coquettishly.

So that's how it is. Chunji has personally experienced the significance of this action.

*Thud!* The thick fox tail stood up. Even the tips of the fur on her ears were stained bright red; Haruhime was incredibly nervous.

"God, God, Miss Haruhime is in terrible pain!"

"Because it's punishment, this is to be expected, right, Belle!"

"Wait, it seems like it's tough in some other sense—!?"

Bell and Hestia's voices were muffled. The beast ears on their heads failed to understand the meaning of their speech.

Haruhime's eyes, enveloped by the goddess's breasts, were darting around. Her vision was dark, and she was struggling to breathe. But it was so blissful. If Haruhime's mother were still alive, she might have embraced her like this. No, impossible. Drowning someone like this in every sense was impossible for a human. Even amidst the torment of divine punishment, Haruhime had surpassed the threshold of emotion, reaching the pinnacle of chaos.

I cannot be disrespectful to God, therefore I cannot shake him off. "Awooo!?" I screamed inwardly as I swayed. Just then...

"Little Hestia! Your break from work is long over!"

"Auntie!?"

God's superior has appeared.

"I already said I'd fry 100 potato balls after my break! Hurry up, we need to go home!"

"Wait, wait a minute, ma'am! I'm punishing the clan right now...!"

"It's not right to be so proud and overconfident just because it's your own child! This is a world where even God has to work as a cog in the machine of society!"

"No! Don't reveal the bitter truth to God!"

The orc auntie and Haruhime started playing—or so it looked—and then simply stripped Hestia apart and dragged her away.

"Ah, hey, no! Auntie! You bastard!?"

The young goddess, wailing and struggling, disappeared around the street corner.

Bell, bewildered by the series of events, gently helped up Haruhime, who was still swaying from being freed from God's embrace.

"Are you alright, Miss Haruhime...? I want to leave here... is that alright?"

"Yes, yes... Lord Bell..."

Seeing the girl still dazed and confused, Bell shuddered. If even girls would react like this, what would happen if he, as a man, were to fall for it?

This was the umpteenth time he had felt fear toward his supreme god.

"Found it, Mr. Bell."

"Oh, Miss Aina!"

The suffering is not over.

The third assassin appeared before Bale, who felt a jolt on his shoulder.

Aina, the guild counter lady, was wearing a black suit and trousers with a bow tie.

"Wait a minute, what's going on? What's with that expression? Does she hate me coming over that much?!"

"No, no, that's not it at all...!?"

It was too late to leave; that was written all over Bell's face. Aina stared indignantly into the eyes behind her glasses.

Although Bell was already incoherent by this point, he still mustered up the courage to ask 'what you care about' with trepidation.

"Um... Miss Aina, why are you so angry?"

"Eh?"

"I understand why God and Lily are angry, at least somewhat. It's because I disobeyed and brought Miss Haruhime out... But why is Miss Eina doing this? Ah, no, as a senior adventurer, although I understand your meaning perfectly... normally, the 'guild' would just remind me, they wouldn't chase after me like this..."

Curled up like a younger brother being scolded by his older sister, Belle thought to himself that he must have done something worrying or out of line again, and then he spoke out what he found unbelievable.

If it were the normal Aina, she would probably act like an older sister, or rather, like a mature woman, and give a rational lecture. So she would never do something as absurd as "playing cat and mouse with adventurers," but would wait for Bell's next visit to the "Guild Headquarters."

Upon hearing this question, Aina stopped what she was doing.

Faced with Belle, who was scratching her cheek with her fingers and looking confused, saying, "No, Miss Hill and the others also followed us. To be honest, I don't really know...", she wavered violently.

"Well, because... we just went home together not long ago, and you were my bodyguard... Even after doing that, you went on a date with other girls... Although I understand that you were just being kind back then... you're so gentle, and now you're definitely trying to do something for your [Family] member... but, however..."

As Aina's gaze darted left and right, her head slightly drooping, and she mumbled something indistinctly, Bell tilted her head and said, "Yes?"

As her face grew hot, Aina shook her head vigorously, then raised her voice as if trying to cover up her feelings.

"In short! I can't make an exception for you! Although I've said it many times, you're in a position where any slight movement will attract attention. If you act too rashly, it will disillusion and cause pain for many people! I've seen many adventurers like that! Once they become like that, their attitude plummets and they become careless, which will damage the image of adventurers. Besides, I don't want you to become a 'delinquent' or anything like that—"

"Ming, I understand, I understand...!?"

Accompanied by a constant lecture aimed at concealing his embarrassment, Belle could only utter embarrassing sounds.

Faced with Aina's slender fingers repeatedly approaching, he fell into a purely defensive, leaning-back posture.

"Please, please wait a moment, guild staff member..."

As she said this, Chun Ji, whose consciousness was still hazy, stood still and tried to slip between the two of them.

However, her steps were still unsteady.

Inevitably, if you push yourself too hard in this state, you will fall.

"Ahhh."

"Eh?"

"Eh—Hmm?"

In a place where there was nothing, she tripped over her own foot, and her outstretched hand reached towards the boy's back.

Before Aina's wide-eyed eyes, thud! Bell, who had been pushed, pounced on her.

Towards Aina's chest.

"————"

Somewhat unexpectedly, Aina was struck in the chest by Bell's face and naturally fell backward.

As if reflexively trying to support her collapsing body, Bell frantically wrapped her arms around Aina's buttocks, but in a very awkward place. There, right under Aina's uniform trousers, was her buttocks. The resulting awkward, forward-leaning posture was quite comical.

Aina herself also tried to stand still and stretched out her hands.

The direction of the outstretched arms was towards Bell's back, and they hugged him tightly to avoid falling.

Orario in the afternoon.

At this bustling street corner.

On one side was a half-elf who wrapped her arms around the boy's back.

On the other side, the boy buried his face in her chest and even used his ten fingers to suck on her bouncy buttocks.

The passersby who had previously ignored them stopped what they were doing and stared at the two of them like nails.

Too late, bang.

The idiot fox, who was the instigator of the comedy, fell to the ground.

"Hey, the guild staff and the adventurer are hugging each other..."

"In broad daylight, right in the middle of the road..."

"Hey, isn't this the 'Little Rookie'?"

And then the other person was Eina-chan, the popular receptionist at the guild.

"You bastard, how dare you be so bold as to touch Aina-chan's breasts and butt...! Tell me your thoughts!!"

Ah, the fiery passion of youth!

"Is it really okay for a guild employee and an adventurer to be dating? Isn't this a workplace romance?"

Guild staff are human too. Just forgive them.

"Besides her colleagues, the receptionist deals with adventurers the most... there's nothing she can do about it."

There are quite a few rumors that guild members seduce promising adventurers...

"You can pick as many unripe fruits as you like, WO MING BAI LE"

"That's fake. The more senior the employee, the less likely they are to sell to adventurers who are likely to die. Because it's too painful."

But the passion of love is something that can never be extinguished, that's just the way of the world...!