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Book Title: *The Death Squad Thinks This Is Wrong*

Dead and inexplicably summoned to the Honkai Impact 3rd world as suicide soldiers? What? Other dead people have also arrived here? Online game mode? You want us to fight Valkyries? And other suicide soldiers and Herrschers? It's either complete the mission or die?

Can I quit? No!

Are you expecting us lowly assassins, who get picked off one by one by Valkyries, to fight Valkyries, Anti-Entropy mechs, and Herrschers? Are we playing Honkai Impact 3rd or Sekiro?!

I suspect you're not the Honkai Will, you're a god, aren't you?!

Do you want us, a bunch of people who've already died, to die again, dragging us from one hell to another? Even the devil wouldn't do this!

I... no, in some works we're just unknown, dying extras, why should we bear this unbearable weight of life?!

This shouldn't be happening!

Today, the female assassin is also sitting on the city ruins, complaining.

Chapter 136 The Other Side of the Coin

"This is unforgivable! So many beautiful girls are your wives! How did you manage that? Please tell me! Ahhh, I want to know!"

Zenitsu Agatsuma knelt on the ground, weeping bitterly, and even clung to Sorin's leg for help.

The three little girls behind them shouted speechlessly, "Mr. Zenitsu, please stop doing such embarrassing things. You're still covered in bandages."

The key point is that this guy's size has also shrunk considerably due to the spider venom. Now that he's wrapped up tightly, he looks like a silly, childlike mummy.

Su Lin was speechless. He hadn't expected this guy to be so determined, actually coming to find him while injured.

"You haven't recovered from the battle yet, have you?" Su Lin snorted and said casually, "Why don't you go back and rest soon?"

"Yes, yes," the three little girls behind him who were helping to take care of the patient answered in unison.

"I don't want to!!!" Zenitsu cried loudly, "I want to know why Su Lin has so many beautiful girlfriends, and why I don't have any, please tell me, I won't get up if you don't tell me."

When Su Lin saw him wiping his snot on his pants, she immediately kicked him away.

"It's going to be really hard for someone with your personality to find a girlfriend."

It's not that I look down on him, but most girls simply can't accept his ordinary personality. On the contrary, it's his substitute personality that shows its true coolness every time a crisis occurs.

But it's pretty useless.

Because of the difference between his two personalities, Zenitsu Agatsuma is kind of getting a buy-one-get-one-free deal. If he actually dates a girl, and the other personality comes out and lasts for a long time, wouldn't that mean he... he's instigating himself?

I think I have that feeling.

"Damn, why do I always think in weird ways?"

Quickly shaking off the thoughts in her mind, Su Lin prepared to return to her room.

As a result, Zenitsu then encountered Sorin's clone.

"Ahhhhh, it really is! That woman in black is really your wife! She's so beautiful!"

I cried; my eyes widened with well-meaning envy.

"Why don't you send one or two of your wives out for me?"

The guy's eyes lit up, giving him a dreamy look.

"Believe it or not, I can slap you so hard you'll fly eight hundred miles away?"

Su Lin wanted to chop this guy's head off.

"Wooooooa ...

"Alright, alright, get lost, don't disturb my work."

……

After seeing the guy off, Su Lin wiped away a cold sweat and prepared to continue forging his Swiss Army knife.

After being busy for more than an hour, he was bored and went with Kuroko to Butterfly Dance, which was not far away.

This is probably Kanao Tsuyuri's house.

Kanao is the adopted daughter chosen by Shinobu Kocho, and she possesses exceptional talent. However, she has a weakness: she is indecisive. So when speaking to her, she either remains silent and smiles, or she takes out a coin, flips it, and decides whether to speak or what to say based on which side lands.

I wonder if this strange personality is related to her childhood experiences. Anyway, Su Lin, who has watched the anime, knows that she was also very pitiful when she was very young.

"Is this the Butterfly Mansion?"

The garden is full of butterflies.

Seeing a butterfly reminds me of a caterpillar, and seeing a caterpillar reminds me of... sorry, I don't want to think about it anymore.

Around a certain season, the ground around here is probably teeming with caterpillars. It's possible these insects crawled into the house, or one might have walked across the floor while we were eating?

Su Lin still vividly remembers this terrible thing.

When I was in school, caterpillars would crawl all over the school grounds during a certain season. Because they were small and dark in color, you couldn't see the details, so they weren't disgusting.

However, the ground was littered with the dead caterpillars trampled by students and teachers, and many more were crawling on the ground. The density of these caterpillars was so high that it was a disaster.

So, during this season, this road in the school is jokingly called Caterpillar Road. These creatures that have slipped out of the flower beds can be seen for several months, and at the most extreme time, on a foggy morning, it immediately has a rather "wilderness" feel.

Caterpillars are one of the insects that Su Lin dislikes the most. Others include flying cockroaches, stink bugs of unknown origin, flies that can fly to the rooftop, moths that sneak into the room and start causing trouble in the middle of the night, and so on.

Thinking about it this way, he found most insects extremely repulsive.

At that moment, Kanao was standing in front of the garden, reaching out to touch a flower. A butterfly slowly floated to her fingertip, and because she was completely still, the butterfly remained there for a long time without changing anything.

Upon seeing Su Lin, who had come with Kurohime, Kanao turned her head and looked at him intently.

"Butterflies are transformed from caterpillars."

Kanao: "..."

After a moment of silence, she couldn't resist any longer, so she took out a coin from her pocket and tossed it gently into the air.

When it lands in your hand, the coin is face down.

"This is the only way to overcome suffering and transform into a butterfly."

Her voice was very soft, which was a fitting match for her classically beautiful appearance.

"If it's a positive answer, does that mean you're not going to answer me?"

She remained silent, a smile on her face, saying nothing.

"Is that really the case?"

“If it’s positive, I’ll agree with you,” Kanao said.

"Looks like you don't like caterpillars either."

People who only care about appearances are the true believers; very few people would actually like a caterpillar.

Su Lin recalled a video where the husband (presumably) was sleeping in bed, and the wife (presumably) carefully climbed up, placed a large bunch of thick, green, soft-bodied caterpillars next to him, and then woke him up.

So he was so frightened that he jumped out of bed and yelled.

These days, you can keep anything as a pet, including but not limited to slugs, snails, mosquitoes, and fleas.

The Butterfly House is very large, with an ancient wooden structure, and one area inside is a hospital.

Su Lin led Hei Tong inside, only to see a girl with twin ponytails and blue eyes come out.

Are you here to see the people inside?

To be honest, Su Lin actually found the girl in front of him rather cute, even though she had a serious expression.

I remember what people called her in the anime... Oh right, Lady Butterfly.

Butterfly?

"Let me check on Tanjiro and the others." It was Kurome who spoke.

"Please come in."

Ultimately, I wasn't familiar with the protagonist, Tanjiro, except for that one encounter.

When Kurohime entered, she found Zenitsu shouting and yelling inside.

"I don't want to take medicine! I have to take it again, five times a day! I'm going to die! I can't even eat!"

He lay on the bed like a real child.

"You absolutely have to eat this. How many times a day do I have to remind you?" the little girl said seriously.

Chapter 137 Critical Hit

While these people were talking, Su Lin had already walked in.

Everyone's gaze turned to the door at the same time, except for... a certain pig.

Kurohime stood to the side like a servant, but because of her sailor uniform, she looked like a maid.

Hmm... Strictly speaking, she is indeed a maid.

When his master is in danger, Kurohime must step forward to fight; when his master is safe, he must take care of him like a servant.

Because Su Lin himself fears death, even the most useless clones can be used to avoid death at crucial moments... commonly known as meat shields. Yukino is arguably the best at this.

There's nothing she can do; Yukino gets stronger when she gets injured.

If other people knew that someone was treating a cute girl like that, they would definitely be devastated.

Anyway, despite the breakdown, Su Lin was too lazy to offer any explanation. Some things are simply impossible to explain, and even if he did, no one would believe him, so he might as well let them think what they want.

"It's you. I didn't expect you guys to come see me." Tanjiro scratched his head, his eyes red, as if he had just been crying.

"How are you? I heard Hei Tong mention you." Su Lin walked up to him warmly.

Although everyone initially expressed some dissatisfaction with this man, upon hearing that Shinobu Kocho respected him for reasons unknown to others, the other Demon Slayer Corps members more or less changed their minds. Of course, this did not include all the Pillars.

People in positions of power like Zhu, who are both extremely capable and highly individualistic, often behave differently from others. Su Lin wondered if anyone thought he was being pretentious.

But none of that matters anyway.

"Black Eyes?" Tanjiro was taken aback by the name, then realized it referred to the black-haired girl, a girl with exceptional swordsmanship.

Moreover, for some reason, she was extremely reserved in battle, showing no murderous intent whatsoever. In fact, when facing someone, she seemed to be looking at an ordinary girl.

This kind of contrast is like seeing an old man buying cabbage on the roadside, only to find out that he is actually a tycoon with assets of over 100 million yuan, which is completely unexpected.

“My name is Black Eyes, and the one next to me… is named Su Lin.”

"Masters, are you guys really that funny?" The butterfly turned its head, its expression slightly speechless.

"Well, it's true that you treat her as my maid. Basically, I rely on the girls to take care of my daily life."

My wife Shanyi: "..."

"This should be considered quite normal, right? That's how it is when you're in a close relationship," Su Lin continued confidently.

"Wow~~~"

She burst into tears with a loud "waaaaa".

I feel envious, jealous, and resentful, but there's nothing I can do about it.

Now his voice sounds strangely like a child's, and coupled with his smaller size, he has the complete appearance of a child.

"Wake up, it's no use for kids to fall in love. What you need to do is not cry, but take your medicine and recover as soon as possible," Black Eyes complained.

"Did you hear me? Take your medicine. It's only for three months, five times a day." Butterfly snorted.

"Three months, five times a day...that's all? Waaaaah!"

Zenitsu started swinging his hands wildly, acting like he was being unreasonable.

"So I'm telling you, you want your limbs to recover, but you also don't want to take any medicine. What are you thinking? Why don't we just tie your hands and feet up and force-feed you?" Butterfly was speechless, and her tone was particularly displeased.

"Aaaaaah, no! Aaaaah!"

Zenitsu Agatsuma started screaming wildly, filling the entire house with his voice.

"Seriously, I'm speechless." Butterfly shook her head, too lazy to pay attention to this guy, and turned to walk away.

"By the way, where's Inosuke?"

Su Lin turned his head and looked at the bed next to him, where he saw the wild boar lying on it.

Okay, it's just a person wearing a wild boar head mask, but it looks perfectly natural.