My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

"Hey hehe~"

The energetic and adorable high school girl struck a cute pose, and I must say, she's just so adorable.

Although she's a bit violent, a bit unreasonable, a bit biased, and always uses herself as a body pillow, she's really cute. Hiratsuka-nee, did you grow up eating cuteness?

I wonder what kind of superhuman boyfriend I'll find in the future. I'm so envious.

"Very good, very energetic."

Hiratsuka Shizuka highly praised Li Wei's performance and made a request: "Keep up the good work and win all the prizes you can get."

"We have no rivals ahead!"

"So chuunibun."

Li Wei couldn't help but mutter, and then Hiratsuka-nee knocked him on the head again.

Chapter 17 Making a wish is unpredictable.

Thanks to Li Wei's outstanding performance, Hiratsuka-san successfully won the grand prize and is now struggling to decide which travel destination to choose.

Because I got so engrossed in playing, I forgot how many points I had, so I just used up all my game coins at once. Only at the very end did I realize that after exchanging them for the grand prize, I still had quite a few points left.

Whether this high success rate of the game would lead to a loss of revenue for the amusement park was not within the scope of the boy's consideration.

"That's how business is; there are gains and losses, so you can play with confidence and boldness."

As her tour guide, Isuzu Sento licked her ice cream and said, "The amusement park isn't afraid of winning the grand prize or making a fortune; what we're most worried about is no one coming to play and not being able to attract tourists."

"After you've made your selection, Ms. Hiratsuka, please take a photo with our staff. We'll use it for promotion. The number of customers attracted will more than make up for this negligible loss."

"Indeed, only those who can afford to play can play at the table forever," Li Wei thought.

This way of thinking aligns well with Guan Zhong's philosophy of prioritizing material possessions. Although Confucius disapproved of Guan Zhong's character, he still greatly admired Guan Zhong's ideas and actions.

Without Guan Zhong, we would be wearing our hair loose and our robes fastened on the left.

This is extremely high praise, almost second only to the Duke of Zhou.

The next step is simple: select the reward and spend all the remaining points.

The amusement park offers a wide variety of prizes, most of which are not particularly valuable, but they make great souvenirs. There are also many items that even the staff don't know the purpose of, but which look quite impressive.

[A year's worth of snacks], Li Wei has no interest in these junk foods.

[“After School Tea Time” Online Concert E-ticket] Li Wei's expertise in contemporary music is not high; replacing him would be a waste.

[A strange arrowhead bought from an Egyptian archaeological expedition], its edges look very sharp, and it could potentially cause infection if it gets injured.

[The "Five-Year College Entrance Examination, Three-Year Simulation" Twenty Years of Selected Platinum Real Questions Super Enhanced Edition] Would any child trade this for it if it were placed in an amusement park? They'd probably be terrified and cry at the sight of it.

[Zen, Magic and the Art of Motorcycle Driving (Volume 2)] This book even has an official sequel!

[Yoshiwara Entertainment District 50% off discount card]. If you still have points left, you can consider exchanging one for Principal Gintoki. He might get so excited that he'll perform a "tiger landing dogeza" to express his gratitude.

After looking around, I didn't find any prizes that particularly interested me. Should I exchange them for five discount cards to give back to Principal Gintoki?

It doesn't seem like it's impossible, but it feels like it's too easy on him.

then.

Li Wei, who was examining the prize redemption list, suddenly noticed a red jacket.

For no particular reason, he thought that Liangyi would look great in this red jacket, and that his combat power would increase significantly.

As for the reason, there is no reason; it's just a matter of pondering.

After choosing the gifts for Ryougi, the boy found a samurai sword that looked impressive but was actually quite light in his hand, probably made of plastic, and prepared to give it to Saeko.

"This is a weapon blessed by the goddess; whoever wields it will receive divine blessings." Sento Isuzu, who appeared out of nowhere, continued to provide the explanation: "However, which god will specifically bless it is unknown."

"The last warrior who obtained this weapon possessed the calmness of the Boar God, the bravery of the Rat God, the steadfastness of the Snake God, the diligence of the Bear God, and the wisdom of the Roe Deer God, and his fate... well, it wasn't good."

"Each one is more childish than the last," Li Wei commented.

With a few points left to spend, the boy picked out a white beret that looked to be of good quality and put it on the head of the little boy who had been following him.

"A hat?" The plain-looking, cute little girl touched the hat with some confusion.

"The He Shi Bi jade is not adorned with five colors; the Sui Hou pearl is not adorned with silver or gold. Their quality is so exquisite that no material adornment is sufficient to decorate them."

Li Wei gently patted the little girl's head: "I spent a long time choosing this hat and I feel it's very beautiful and suits your temperament perfectly. This adorable feeling is simply breathtaking."

A heartfelt and sincere compliment.

"Is Li Wei suddenly speaking Chinese that I can't understand again...?"

The unassuming little girl exclaimed with surprise and delight, "Come to think of it, this is the first time anyone other than my family has given me a gift."

"Hey, is that so?"

"Not only that, but during my free time, no one else would play with me. Only my classmate Ryougi would take me along when we played house because he saw that I was lonely."

"This is outrageous! How could such a thing happen?"

Li Wei was also very surprised that such a cute child was being ignored. Who could be so indifferent?

"Li Wei, I will cherish it."

The unassuming, plain-looking child carefully hugged the hat to his chest and said this solemnly.

It was as if it were her treasure, something precious and fragile that she cherished and would protect no matter what.

……

So, the last thing before leaving was to make a wish.

The group walked to the fountain, washed their hands, tossed coins into the fountain, clasped their hands together, and prayed to Aqua, the goddess of water and wisdom.

This is yet another god from who-knows-where, but considering that Japan has eight million gods, a few more or less doesn't matter, and it's normal to have three, five, seven or nine that you don't recognize.

"I hope Hiratsuka-nee can get into a good university and successfully obtain her teacher's certificate. I hope Shiki and Orihime get healthier and healthier. I hope Saeko's swordsmanship continues to improve."

The wishing is over.

Livy did not seek protection for himself, nor did he have the habit of praying to gods he did not believe in.

Confucius said that to offer sacrifices to spirits that are not one's own is flattery.

Merlin told him that this meant that only a sycophant would worship a god who shouldn't be worshipped, and that a gentleman despises sycophants the most.

The extent to which licentious worship has become so rampant is something that only the Japanese seem capable of doing in the entire world.

To be honest, he was a little curious about what wishes the others had made, but considering the issue of personal privacy, the boy consciously refrained from asking, since wishes won't come true if they're spoken aloud.

Whether you believe it or not is one thing, but ruining the atmosphere is a very bad thing to do.

"Avi, what did you wish for? I just wished to find a boyfriend I like soon," Hiratsuka-nee said casually.

Okay, so there really are idiots like that.

"Praying is just a way to put your mind at ease. Who would really believe that fate is controlled by some unheard-of goddess?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka appeared very materialistic: "With my qualifications, would I really be unable to find a boyfriend just because I expressed my desires? It's impossible."

That's true, but Hiratsuka-nee's standards for finding a boyfriend... well, they're a little special.

First, he can't be older than Hiratsuka-nee, as she prefers younger men; but at the same time, he has to be mature enough, preferably older than his age.

Secondly, he must be handsome enough, since human nature is still drawn to good looks; but he cannot be a womanizer who attracts attention, and it is best if he is a virtuous gentleman who keeps his feelings within bounds.

Finally, it would be best if someone could listen to her opinions and be willing to learn the **Tsuka family's martial arts with her; but at crucial moments, they must be reliable enough to help her make decisions and take her out to play.

Each requirement is considered normal, but when combined, it becomes extremely difficult.

In the end, Li Wei could only sigh:

"Do such people really exist? If so, I'd like to get to know them."

Chapter 18 The End of Kindergarten Life

And so, after experiencing all the signature attractions and returning home with a full load, today's fun activities ended with Li Wei saying, "It's getting late, the adults will worry if we don't go home soon."

"finished?"

After changing into the red jacket Li Wei had given him, Liangyi looked even more dashing, though he seemed a little unsatisfied.

It's clear that for children, opportunities like today's, where they don't need intense training and can fully immerse themselves in play, are quite rare.

"Even a long shed can only last a thousand miles; all good things must come to an end. We can get together again sometime in the future."

Li Wei, on the other hand, seemed quite relaxed: "We'll go to more interesting and fun places then."

"really?"

"of course it's true!"

That's what I say, but I definitely won't bring anyone else next time.

I came here to relax and have fun, but it feels like I'm more tired than when I was in school. I'm completely exhausted, both physically and mentally.

Fortunately, I am a person of integrity with a clear conscience, and the friends I make are all upright and honest. Today's event was successfully completed.

Especially Hiratsuka-nee, who actually wanted to see him make a fool of himself. It seems that true brothers like Ryougi, who are loyal and devoted to each other, are much more reliable.

"Then, it's a deal."

As if as a reward, Shi hugged Li Wei tightly and rubbed against him, the force so great it seemed to be a declaration of sovereignty.

"You're being too enthusiastic, Shi." Li Wei was slightly embarrassed.

Even though we've done many more intimate things at kindergarten, and even given Zhi a shirtless upper body massage, there are other people around now.

Sure enough, Saeko's eyes suddenly turned dangerous.

"Humph~"

Shi, of course, didn't take this behavior seriously. Instead, she provocatively rubbed against him again before letting him go.

Well, now it seems it's not as reliable as it seemed.

……

So, on the way home.

The other children were picked up by their parents. Sure enough, even though it was fine to play together during the day, I was still worried at night.

With these thoughts in mind, the boy embarked on his journey back with Hiratsuka Shizuka.

"What a fruitful day! We even got to see a good show." Hiratsuka-nee's tone was filled with undisguised delight. "How's Avi? Did you have a lot of fun?"

“Not at all.” Li Wei’s reply was icy, and he was clearly still a little angry.

"That's really cold-hearted, but Avi is quite cute too." The little beauty, who had been rebuffed, was not angry and was still full of energy: "Consider today as a practice session. With your personality, you might encounter many more things like this in the future."

"Oh, thank you so much."

They really are filthy adults, thinking so strangely about children's pure friendship.

My brother Ryougi is cold on the outside but warm on the inside and chivalrous, and my good friend Saeko is broad-minded and understanding. I, Li Wei, have not been caught in any strange battleground!

"Really?" Hiratsuka-nee narrowed her eyes, as if she had thought of something interesting.

"if not?"

"Well, you'll understand when you grow up."

"cut!"

……

And so, Li Wei's kindergarten life progressed rapidly, and he grew up day by day.

Just like the famous saying of kindergarten principal Sakata Gintoki: Men and dogs are the same; if you don't see them for two or three days, they'll be so big that you won't recognize them.

That doesn't sound quite right, but anyway, understanding is key.

Just like that, a year has passed in the blink of an eye, and it's time for everyone to graduate from kindergarten and start primary school.

At the graduation ceremony, the kindergarten director, Gintoki Sakata, personally took a camera he had somehow acquired to take graduation photos of the first graduating class of his kindergarten.

"Alright, alright, you bunch of kids, stop arguing... Smile at the camera. Three, two, one, cheese!"