My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

For the other girls and cute boys, Li Wei in this state had a slightly melancholic and decadent vibe compared to his usual self, which seemed like a completely new taste.

On the school's internal forum, the number of photos and erotic posts about teenagers surged, with downloads and views repeatedly reaching new highs.

As a side dish for countless people before bedtime, and a character who has already slept with thousands of women in various erotic novels, Li Wei is currently in the interrogation room of the Exorcist Group, preparing to put those who have broken the law to trial.

These criminals generally possess abilities beyond those of ordinary people, making it inappropriate to try them under ordinary laws. Therefore, the Exorcist Group has special law enforcement powers and independent trial rights over them.

"The criminal's name is Jabami Yumeko, and the charges include running a private casino, cheating, illegally awakening a stand-in, and indiscriminately uploading Levi's S pictures."

Sitting next to Li Wei is Yukina Himeragi, a middle school girl. As a member of the Lion King Organization under the Exorcist Group, she was assigned to Li Wei as his secretary and assistant. Her current job is to help him introduce criminals.

"Hey~ isn't this Avi? It's been so long! Are you happy to see me?"

Wearing a figure-hugging red coat and black tights, the female prisoner, with her red eyes and a maniacal smile, still couldn't resist teasing her classmate.

"It's not good at all. I would be happier if you could save me some trouble."

The boy sighed: "Tell me honestly, where did you get your Stand [Osiris]? All the arrows should have been confiscated back then."

"Of course, I won it by betting."

"I'm asking you where you gambled it all down."

"I absolutely can't tell you this." Her legs, encased in black stockings and showcasing their shapely form, were placed on the table, only about twenty centimeters from the boy. Yumeko chose to remain silent: "I promised I wouldn't reveal it."

"Very well, this is your freedom, treat it as resisting law enforcement."

Li Wei refused to tolerate it at all: "He was sentenced to three months and one day of prohibition from gambling and was put in a gambling rehabilitation center for compulsory rehabilitation."

"Why are the prison terms in whole or odd numbers?" Mengzi asked in surprise.

“Setting up an illegal casino will result in a one-month penalty, cheating will result in a one-month penalty, illegally creating a substitute will result in a one-month penalty, and uploading my S-image will result in a one-day penalty.”

After writing his name on the judgment, Li Wei stamped it and wrote: "Execute immediately, next!"

"Wait a minute, how about we gamble again? If I win, we'll call it even. If I lose, I can give you my underwear, and if that's not enough, I can give you my pantyhose too. Or I can sleep with you for a few days... Don't pull me back, Li Wei, you bastard, I don't want to quit gambling!"

Someone immediately took Yumeko Jabami away; her destination was a gambling rehabilitation center, and no amount of shouting would make a difference.

"The criminal's name is Shirai Junri, and the charges include drugging, beating to the point of maiming, cultivating marijuana, and indiscriminately uploading Li Wei's erotic novels."

"Ah... my love, we meet again. How have you been? I've missed you so much. Every time I think of you, my whole body feels warm, and I can't help but want to make love to you, to be in perfect harmony..."

"Yukina, gag this guy."

This guy was one of the prisoners Li Wei hated the most during this period. He had a morbid obsession and twisted love for boys. After investigating his sexual preferences, he simply dressed up as a woman and frequently uploaded Li Wei and his erotic novels online.

According to a reader who has read it, the writing is excellent and it is very worthwhile to collect.

This guy's readers are almost all cute boys, which led to many people looking at Li Wei strangely for a long time.

"The evidence is conclusive, the charges are established, and the sentence is thirty years and one day imprisonment without parole. Next!"

Let him get as far away as possible. The prison is located in a cave in the South American rainforest that no one can find. Maybe he can even comprehend the power of 99 horses.

"The criminal's name is Jung von Herzog, and the charges include forming a yakuza organization, bribery, and human trafficking."

Thank goodness, finally we have a prisoner who doesn't upload his own erotic pictures or erotic novels.

This guy was caught by Li Wei when he was on a date with Saeko at the amusement park after Li Wei returned to the real world. At that time, he also kidnapped the daughter of the local powerful family, the Gen family, and I don't know what he was planning to do. However, Li Wei intercepted him on the spot and handed him over to the exorcism group. The girl named Uesugi something-or-other has already returned home safely.

Because it was so ordinary, I didn't even remember its name.

"Do you know what you've done? Immediately stop crying..."

“The prisoners always ask the same questions, so of course I know what I’m doing.” Li Wei didn’t even look up. “Execution immediately. Next!”

Immediately, men came and dragged the guy out. As punishment, he would be sent to the medical team for live dissection, and the skin and flesh he ripped off would be fed to the Sphinx.

A human trafficker is still spouting nonsense, does she really think she's some kind of pampered young lady?!

Soon, the next prisoner was brought in.

He was dressed in a jet-black suit and black tie, which looked like mourning clothes. He spoke in a flat tone and his whole body was shrouded in an ominous aura.

Beimu Nishu is this guy's name.

Chapter 2 Who is this person in the hall, and why are they accusing this official?

"The perpetrator's name is Kaiki Deishuu, and the crime is fraud."

Setsuna repeatedly checked the authenticity of the file in her hand, her tone becoming increasingly doubtful as she spoke.

He's just an ordinary fraudster; there's no need to send him here. Any police officer could have easily dealt with him.

Moreover, for people with supernatural abilities, doing petty things like fraud or theft is nothing short of morally exemplary. If they were sent to a magician in the underworld, they would probably receive a "Good Deeds Award" every year.

"Just a scam?" The boy was also somewhat surprised.

"Of course, I have a very high standard of professional ethics and never commit any crime other than fraud." The guy's words carried a hint of pride, as if he was proud of his noble professional conduct.

Snakes have their ways, rats have their ways, and Bei Mu Ni Zhou specializes in fraud. At this rate, he'll be earned the title of a fraud master sooner or later.

"Is it really that simple?" Li Wei pulled out a small notebook containing more detailed information about this guy from all walks of life, both inside and outside the official world, and handed it to Yukina beside him: "Alright, let's list your sins."

A middle school girl in a blue and white sailor uniform took the notebook—it was unclear why she was so obsessed with wearing sailor uniforms, as was Huang Quan, even though Li Wei liked them—cleared her throat and began to read aloud the contents:

"Illegally acquired large tracts of land to build secret bases, conducted large-scale human cloning and human experiments, cultivated tentacle monsters, minotaurs, and monster girls, forged gene programming certificates, defrauded the government of academic funds, manufactured drugs that increased sensitivity by 3000 times, imprisoned demon knights and anti-demon ninjas, and attempted to use various means to increase the size of Mizushiro Yukikaze's breasts by one level..."

"You're talking nonsense! When have I ever done such a thing!"

Bei Mudshou, who had maintained a calm and composed demeanor, completely lost it. His face flushed red, and veins bulged on his forehead: "You're slandering me! You know that's slander!"

"Yukina, you read it wrong. This guy's crimes are on the right-hand page," Li Wei kindly reminded her.

Just now, Himeragi Yukina read out the crimes of the mad scientist Kiryu Somato. This guy was tried yesterday, fined a huge sum of money, and stripped of all his research results. He is currently under a restraint and has been assigned to Kiyama Harumi, the researcher at the neighboring research institute, as an assistant.

By the way, this guy is a true scientific genius. He is unparalleled in both cloning technology and drug development. The only thing he failed at was increasing the bust size of Yukikaze Mizushiro, and he still hasn't recovered from that failure.

It's truly awe-inspiring that Yukikaze's airport is even more difficult to crack human genes and capture demon knights alive.

By the way, this guy still continues to prepare medicine in his spare time. It seems he's determined to fight to the death with Mizuki Yukikaze's chest. It's either her chest size increases or he burns out all his brain cells.

Actually, there's some good news too. It's said that this guy has already secured investment from the Sanzenin and Shinomiya conglomerates. Although it's unclear why these two families value this drug so much, he's successfully laundered his money and secured a stable job.

"Sorry, I misread it." The middle school girl blushed and looked at another page, reciting Kaiki Deishuu's crimes again:

"Engaged in fraudulent activities to swindle money, suspected of having ties to the cult." This is the first crime that lands a prison sentence.

"While the Kanbara couple were bedridden after their car accident, he spied on his wife, Kazumi Totomi, 24 hours a day." These two were actually saved by Levi, huh? Kaiki Deishuu, so you had designs on other people's wives after all!

"He ate at the Nura Clan's restaurant without paying, and before leaving, he stole two cases of beer and three packs of cigarettes." He's got some skills to get away with Nura Nurarihyon, who always eats for free.

"You mixed chili water into Akashiya Moka's tomato juice, stole Geng Xizi's offerings, and ruined Fujiwara Sai's chessboard." You might as well change your name to Kaiki Shokawa.

"Deceiving the Ice Fairy Cirno into challenging Suwako Moriya, resulting in her being severely injured." Do you have any humanity? You'd even fool a fool.

"You stole the offering box from the Ruri Shrine and the mushrooms growing in the yard, tricked several books from the Scarlet Devil Mansion, knocked over Aya Shameimaru's camera during your escape, and tricked Momiji Inuzoku into eating chocolate." How did you survive until today?

"Suggesting internet companies use the 'shake-to-play' ad format for opening screens, and even giving a five-star review to the neighboring Chinese game 'Bilibili Kill'." This suggestion should be immediately rejected; there's no controversy about it.

"Mr. Fraudster, is there anything else you want to tell me?" The boy asked, taking back the notebook that contained countless little secrets.

“Okay, I admit I did something a little dishonest, but I didn’t break any laws, did I?” Beki Deishu shrugged indifferently. “Fraud can be covered by paying extra fines and bail, but other crimes and frauds involve non-humans or monsters. As far as I know, they are not protected by law, so you should release him after I pay the bail.”

“You’re right, there are indeed no laws specifically targeting crimes committed by the supernatural and non-human.” Li Wei nodded. “But that’s alright, Setsuna, get me a piece of paper, I’ll write one down for him right now.”

In fact, in order to ensure the safety of both the real and virtual worlds, the 11th District government has been planning to legislate, but it has been slow to take any further steps because it is unlikely that anyone in the virtual world will listen.

Now that there are finally some tall ones to support us, we can start preparing for the next step.

Therefore, Li Wei naturally has a great deal of say in legislation.

"Damn it, this violates the spirit of the law. Don't you know that the law does not apply to past cases?" This action was clearly beyond Bei Mu Nishu's imagination, and he immediately protested.

"What did I just see? A fraudster is giving me a legal lecture?" Everyone in the room looked on with amusement.

"I'm going to sue you, I'm telling you!"

"Go if you want, but I'll tell you in advance that ordinary law enforcement agencies don't handle these kinds of supernatural cases. As for the departments that do handle these kinds of cases..."

Li Wei pointed around: "Why don't you open your eyes and see where you are?"

So, the conman was speechless.

Are you kidding me? I'm sitting in the department where the case is being handled. Who am I supposed to go to the police station with? There are cops all around me now.

"It seems you have nothing to say. In commemoration of your contribution, I have decided to name this criminal article after you."

Li Wei nodded: "Sentenced to life imprisonment, to be carried out immediately."

"Wait a minute, isn't this punishment a bit too harsh?" Upon hearing his fate, Kaiki Nishu began to protest again.

"Is it serious? I don't think so."

Li Wei looked the other person up and down: "By the way, when you escaped from the Ruri Shrine, didn't you accidentally trample a field of sunflowers?"

"Yes, so what? Is that flower field yours? You're just taking revenge."

"What I'm trying to say is, you should just stay in jail and behave yourself. People will give me face and not cause you any trouble. Otherwise, I'm afraid you'll be instantly killed by a blazing sun that appears out of nowhere as soon as you get out of prison."

The boy looked eager to try: "You can try it if you don't believe me."

The following words were written on the approval document:

Name: Bei Mu Ni Zhou; Crime: Bei Mu Ni Zhou.

Is Chapter 3, The Lion King Agency, some kind of legendary matchmaking agency?

"Very good, it seems you've accepted your fate of eating pork chop rice in your next life." The boy nodded and stamped the approval document for the life sentence.

The conman has survived to this day entirely thanks to his ability to read people. He could tell from Li Wei's expression that he wasn't lying to him, and that staying in jail was indeed a safer option.

Li Wei has always been the type to tackle the difficult tasks first and then move on to the easier ones. After dealing with the most critical and tough challenges, the rest are just easy roadside minnows.

then.

"Haha, it's you, young man! It's been a while. Want to come and have some of my mushroom soup?" The blond magician wearing a black sun hat joked.

"Marisa, you've been caught stealing books. You'd better accept your punishment."

"How can you call something a scholar does stealing? How about this, you let me off this time, and you can ask me for help next time you come across theories about lifespan."

"Bribing public officials is an even more serious crime. He's sentenced to sweep Patchouli's floor at the Scarlet Devil Mansion during the day and assemble a Megatron model for Alice Margot Lloyd at night. Three months' sentence. Next!"

……

"My lord, listen to me. All of this is for a dream, all of this is for science. It is inevitable to make necessary sacrifices for this. As long as my experiment succeeds, all kinds of animal-eared girls can be created, and those Fury fans can be satisfied. Wouldn't that be wonderful?"

"Is this why you want to merge your daughter with a dog? Death penalty, next!"

……

"Pop—" The enormous woman, eight feet tall, made a strange sound.

"Speak like a human!" Li Wei pulled out the Sword of Light and slammed it on the table, and the other party immediately became extremely obedient.

"My lord, I did seduce that child and intend to spend the rest of my life with him, and he is indeed underage. But I believe that the power of love is limitless. As long as there is love, even the boundary between life and death can be broken, let alone the issue of age!"

"Hmm..." What this guy said wasn't entirely unreasonable: "Alright then... but the boy you've got your eye on isn't an adult yet. How old is he exactly? Seventeen? Sixteen? Or fifteen?"

Five years old~

"Chemical castration! Next!"

……

"In short, that's how it is. I rescued him in the blizzard, took care of him, listened to his stories, and shared his joys and sorrows. Just looking at him made me happy, so I finally decided to go down the mountain and live with him. This is the destiny of our Yuki-onna clan for generations. If this is wrong, then I have nothing to say."

"Well said, but you're a man."

"But I am a snow woman."

"That's a male snow woman too."

"He likes baby faces with big breasts, but I don't have that. Is it wrong for baby faces with big [censored]?"

"No way! You're not some snow woman from the Women's Mountain Range. Send you to a mental hospital for a month of personality correction!"

……

“Avi, you know me. That day, I happened to be shopping in Yoshiwara when I met a girl and fell in love at first sight. We fell in love and had intimate contact. But after calming down, I thought about how the world is not at peace yet, humanity has not escaped the earth, and controlled nuclear fusion has not been successful. At this critical moment, a real man living between heaven and earth cannot indulge in the pleasures of love. So I decided to leave a breakup fee, and then you broke in. That’s what happened before I was arrested.”

"A new version we've never heard of before, Director Sakata? Do you think we'd believe your lies? You're always involved in these raids on prostitution. Six months of community service, Yoshiwara 50% off discount card confiscated, next!"