My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

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Chapter 6: The fact that most vampires are blonde is somewhat of a tacit rule.

Evening, in front of the Touma residence.

Li Wei led the loyal, long-haired black dog back to her front door, which was right next to his own. He then skillfully took out his key and turned the doorknob.

The room was a little messy, quite different from the clean and tidy environment the boy remembered from two years ago when he often stayed there. Leftover desserts and bento boxes were laid out on the dining table. Apart from the kitchen, bedroom, and basement with the piano, the other rooms showed no signs of use, as if the girl only needed food, rest, and music to survive.

The only difference was a room on the second floor by the window, which seemed to be frequently used and stood out somewhat from the other rooms.

"Well then, see you tomorrow." The boy turned to look at the girl behind him who had her head down and said goodbye.

“…Hmm.” Touma Kazusa opened her mouth, but ultimately didn’t say “Why don’t we go inside and sit for a while?”

She was afraid that if she really made that invitation, something might happen that was beyond her control, and it was hard to say who would take the initiative.

Touma Kazusa, Touma Kazusa, how could you be so pathetic? He was just being a little nicer to you, and you act like a stray dog ​​that's been abandoned by its owner, wanting to rush towards him.

At least... at least he needs to be more proactive.

Clearly, Li Wei had no idea what the girl was struggling with. He simply stood at the door and gave her some more instructions, such as contacting him immediately if anything went wrong. Kazusa kept her head down the whole time, and it was unclear whether she had listened or not.

"At least this is a good start." Li Wei thought to himself as he watched the loyal, long-haired man with black hair silently return home and close the door.

"Let's ask Kazusa out another time when we have the chance. Yoko-nee... let's not tell her for now, just in case something unexpected happens."

Thinking this way, the boy was in a very good mood, and this feeling lasted until class the next day.

Li Wei always maintained a gentlemanly demeanor on campus, listening attentively to lectures, actively answering the teacher's questions, writing on the blackboard for the teacher, and helping the teacher maintain classroom order.

At that very moment, the school's broadcasting room suddenly blared the voice of the school's announcer:

"Attention, Li Wei, Class 9, Grade 11! Attention, Li Wei, Class 9, Grade 11! Someone outside the school says they have something very important to discuss with you. If you hear this, please come to the Academic Affairs Office immediately..."

Up to this point in the broadcast, everything was normal, except that Li Wei was slightly surprised that someone would come looking for him at this time.

Then, a sudden, noisy scraping sound came from the loudspeaker, as if someone was grabbing the microphone. Immediately following, accompanied by questions like, "Is this how you use it?" and "You just talk into this, right?", a voice that sounded strangely familiar to the boy, as if it had been slashed by his own clumsy hands, came through the speaker:

"Ahem, um... your name is Li Wei, right? Yesterday you did such a terrible thing to me, just left me there without even checking on me, and then you just took another girl and left. I'm in pain all over, you bastard!"

If you're a man, then take responsibility and appear before me right now!

The next moment, it seemed the struggle for the microphone had finally come to an end, and the school's loudspeakers fell silent once more. The silence that followed was also broken by the voices of all the students in the class.

Everyone looked at the boy sitting by the window without prior arrangement.

"Li Wei, I don't know what big thing you did yesterday." The history teacher with long pink hair pushed up his glasses. "Go to the administration office now, and I'll ask for leave for you and Xiao Jing."

"Thank you, Kirisu-sensei."

Before he could react, Li Wei exchanged a glance with Touma, who sat in front of him, signaling that she shouldn't worry. Then he strode out of the classroom and headed straight for the administration office.

He recognized the voice; it was definitely that blond idiot he had cut into seventeen pieces yesterday.

I don't know what's wrong with the school's security guards. They usually seem quite responsible, but this time they just let this person slip into the school.

Li Wei walked into the academic affairs office with a very ugly expression. Ignoring the onlookers' stares, he reached out and dragged away the blond-haired guy who was sitting on the sofa shouting "I'm here!" Even though the guy was yelling "You're hurting me again!" and struggling desperately, it was no use.

……

In a secluded religious prayer room in the back building of the school, the boy was annoyed with the blond-haired man in front of him: "How did you find me?"

"It's very simple. After I finished assembling myself in the morning, I noticed that many people wearing the same clothes as me left their homes and were all heading to this building, so I followed them."

The blond idiot spoke casually, seemingly unaware of the trouble he had caused Levi: "This is a school, right? It's easy to find someone when everyone is wearing the same uniform."

"Even if you know my school address, I've never told you my name, have I?" The boy's doubts were not completely resolved.

"That's easy. I just randomly picked a student and asked her who that guy in school who's 173cm tall, has feminine features and seems to have a female feminine constitution, is always accompanied by an exceptionally beautiful girl, and usually seems to be both kind and polite, and she immediately said it must be Li Wei!"

Li Wei: "..."

The boy was momentarily at a loss whether to praise her for being clever or marvel at how she could find the person with such vague keywords.

"Even if you can find me, the gatekeeper in the guard booth won't let you in, will he?"

“Oh, that’s even simpler.” The blond-haired man said in a light tone, “I just told her that Li Wei hurt me last night and that I’m here to settle the score with her. She looked like she understood and let me in.”

"..."

Li Wei looked at the blond idiot beneath him, his expression complicated.

"That, that..."

"Um?!"

The two of them turned around at the same time, extremely annoyed, and looked at a little devil with white hair and wearing a nun's habit.

"This is the school's prayer room, a place for students who have done wrong to repent, not for you to hand in [beep], not even for Li Wei!"

“Maria, you’ve misunderstood.” Levi reached out and ruffled the little nun’s hair, saying with a serious expression, “This isn’t [beep], I’m just exorcising demons.”

"Exorcising demons? Is that how it's done? You're not lying to me?" The little nun, who looked to be about 10 years old and had an innocent and naive face, asked with a hint of doubt, "Then isn't this older sister a human being?"

"Of course, I've never lied to Maria, have I?"

"Oh..." After thinking about it carefully, it seemed that Li Wei was indeed a man of his word, and the little nun nodded: "Then can I join?"

"Absolutely not" ×2

The young man and woman sitting on the sofa resolutely refused.

Chapter 7 Regardless of whether species are homogeneous, the ability to communicate is the most important thing.

"What an adorable child, and as pure as a blank sheet of paper."

The vampire, who had been brutally torn apart by seventeen yesterday, uttered this sentiment without any surprise at the incongruity of the other party's identity. He then looked at Li Wei and asked, "Is she also your woman?"

"Please use your brain a little, I'm not that weird."

"Based on my understanding of this world, young nuns and little boys seem to be quite popular in the clergy."

"Where did you get your knowledge of the world from? That's all from hundreds of years ago."

Li Wei carefully recalled his actions last night and confirmed that he hadn't actually cut the idiot's brain during the Seventeenth Division, so her stupidity must be innate and had nothing to do with him.

As for why I didn't attack my adversary, it's probably because I have a natural affinity for beautiful things.

Even knowing that the other party is an alien, they still can't bear to damage that face.

"Oh, I see." The other person nodded, indicating that they were gradually understanding everything: "So she's your daughter, right?"

"boom!"

"Don't hit my head, you jerk!" The blond idiot covered his head, looking like he was being bullied, his resentful eyes quite touching.

Being good-looking has its advantages, you bastard. Even when the other person is making a stupid mistake, it's easy for people to think it's Li Wei's fault.

"Stop making trouble."

After skillfully tricking the young nun named Maria Takayama into bed and promising to take her out for a delicious meal in a couple of days, the boy finally had time to properly question the alien in front of him.

Based on their interaction just now, she seemed like someone he could talk to. And Li Wei was genuinely curious about why she had come to see him.

"Vampire, what is your name?"

"Arquette, you can just call me Arcueid."

The still restless guy in the chair introduced himself: "But speaking of which, how did you know I'm a vampire?"

"Blonde hair, idiot, superhuman strength, and incredible regenerative abilities—he can revive even with just one head. I can't think of any other species besides a vampire," the boy said calmly. "If you could stop time or treat people like bread, then your buffs would be maxed out."

"Although I don't understand what you're saying, I feel like you're really offending me. Is it just my imagination?" Arcueid looked at Levi with a puzzled expression, but the boy still maintained his gentlemanly demeanor without any flaws.

It's often said that fools have exceptionally sharp intuition, a form of compensation from heaven for depriving them of intelligence. While it's unclear whether this is entirely true, it certainly seems to have some debatable aspects.

"First of all, what is your purpose in coming to Tokyo?"

"Deal with the out-of-control vampires and Dead Apostles, and while you're at it, track down Roya's trail."

Arcueid's answer surprised Levi: "Aren't you a vampire yourself? Why are you dealing with other vampires?"

"Vampires are not all the same. Do you humans think monkeys are a kind of human and have relations with them?"

“…That’s not necessarily true.” Recalling certain regions that didn’t even spare lizards and car exhaust pipes, Li Wei felt ashamed and guilty for the first time when facing the aliens.

This was the first time the innocent vampire princess, fresh out of the gate and completely naive, had experienced a small shock from humans.

……

"So, in other words, there are a lot of vampires and Dead Apostles hiding in Tokyo right now, and there's also a guy named Nero who's chasing you, right?" After understanding the other person's rambling and occasionally mischievous attempts to interrupt his train of thought, Li Wei roughly grasped what had happened.

"Mmm-hmm." After being thoroughly tormented, Elquite, who had finally calmed down, nodded in agreement.

At first, not only was he divided into seventeen parts by the other party, but the boy also spoke to him in an interrogative tone. He should have been very angry. But for some reason, he felt somewhat dissatisfied, but his body obeyed him very obediently.

"But how can you prove you're not lying?"

"I have this!"

With a clatter, the blond vampire, like some anime character selling fan service, pulled a square magical artifact from his ample cleavage and threw it directly onto the table in the prayer room.

Judging from its appearance, it should be of European craftsmanship, with two alarms added through modern modifications. It's not clear what this thing is for yet.

"This is a lie detector that Mei Lian gave me before I came to Japan. It was made using a special magical tool. It will sound an alarm if someone lies."

Although he didn't know who Mei Lian was, she probably thought he was her guardian or something similar, but the use of this prop surprised Li Wei quite a bit.

Come to think of it, without this thing, given Arcueid's intelligence, Levi doubts whether he could have tricked her into bed eight times a night with a bowl of 120 yen oden.

"Is this thing any good?" the boy asked curiously, examining it.

"It works perfectly. I tested it before I came, and there wasn't a single problem." The foolish vampire said confidently, "You can try it if you don't believe me."

"Just try it."

Following Arcueid's instructions, Levi turned on the lie detector and tentatively said, "Rin Tohsaka is an elegant young lady who never messes up her work, just like a gentleman."

"Beep." The lie detector lit up with a red light and sounded.

"Lucy is kind by nature and never likes to hurt people, let alone harm the innocent."

"Beep!" The red light on the lie detector lit up again, and the alarm sounded louder than before.

"Hiratsuka-nee is an extremely popular girl with admirers everywhere, and she has no worries about getting married."

"Beep!!!" The lie detector started working again, and the sound was quite loud.

"Merlin is a suspicious character who breathes through his cheeks, is good at online scams to swindle money from innocent teenagers, and is unmatched in telling the story of the king. He is a modern IT fairy big brother who manages online idols, and a fangirl magician who loves to eat but has no money and drinks alcohol and preys on the elderly."

The lie detector didn't register anything.

Great, it seems this product is indeed genuine.

"How about that? Pretty impressive, huh?" Arcueid looked brimming with pride, though it was unclear what he was so proud of: "After all, someone as smart as me..."

"Beep!" The lie detector exposed the lie.

"!!!" If this were a comic book, Arcueid's forehead would most likely have a tic-tac-toe mark indicating bulging veins.

"Okay, even though I'm not that smart, it's still hard to fool me..."

"Beep!" The lie detector faithfully performed its duty.

"Don't go too far with this broken machine of yours, even though I have a pretty good temper..."

"Beep!" Threats won't work; the genuine lie detector is of such high quality.

"You damn machine!"

Arcueid flew into a rage and was about to destroy the items, but unfortunately, Levi quickly stopped her halfway and subconsciously advised her, "It's okay, it doesn't matter if you're a little slow. I quite like girls who aren't scheming."

...After waiting for a long time.

Lie detector, lie detector, at least make a couple of beeps!

Chapter 8 Truth or Dare is all about a little tension!

It was a complete mess, with chickens flying and dogs running amok.