Ditto doesn't move

How do you usually catch Pokémon?

Um, don't get me wrong, I have a friend who you all know, right?

He had never owned a Pokémon before, only through the anime and games. Although he was later asked to take care of a Pokémon, he still acted like an elementary school boy when they were together.

So here's the question: My friend has encountered a Pokémon in the wild that he's attracted to, how can he successfully capture it?

Respondent Meiyue:

Thanks for the invitation. I just got my Pokédex and starter Pokémon, and I'm currently on Route 1.

"It's too awful."

Miss Poison reluctantly tugged at her sun hat, as if the scorching sunlight had transformed into the incredulous, disdainful stares of passersby.

"It's like a socially awkward shut-in who finally mustered up the courage to go out to buy something, only to be hit by a piece of trash thrown at him by a passerby. He instinctively glares back, only to realize that the other person is a yakuza."

"Now the gangsters have rushed up with a group of thugs, preparing to kidnap her by force and take her home to be their wife."

"Imagine what follows will be merciless abuse, domestic violence, being kicked out of the house after giving birth, struggling to raise the child while being harassed by people demanding money every day to gamble away..."

You've been watching too many melodramatic romance dramas!

But the pink-haired Ubo, who was half-fallen to the ground due to her weak legs, looked at the other person expectantly with teary eyes.

Yes, yes, that's exactly how I feel right now!

She understands me! She really understands me!

Please, kind person, help me!

However, faced with the pleading look in the eyes of the socially awkward little Wubo, the merciless Miss Poison simply smiled and said:

"I'm sorry, but there are rules for trainers. If everyone wants to catch a trainer, we have to try in a first-come, first-served order."

"Besides, I'm only interested in Poison-type Pokémon."

Click!

It was as if a thunderbolt struck her mind, completely shattering the beautiful illusions of the socially awkward little Wubo.

The human girl who was just radiating holy light instantly transformed into a wicked yakuza boss who loved to watch the drama unfold.

"Lu~ (Please, find someone else, I can't bring myself to do it!)"

Riolu, whose sense of justice was aggravated by the sight of those teary eyes, couldn't bear it any longer and took a step back.

Disciplining a naughty child is one thing, I can do that too, but look at her, so weak, helpless, and pitiful...

Bullying such a pure and shy child will surely be punished by the great god Arceus!

Don't even mention you, my dead conscience is coming back to life right now.

The emperor pinched his chin in distress.

Faced with Riolu's sudden chop to the face, the autistic Wooper's reaction was to go weak in the knees and cry in fear.

If it were Boqi-chan, she would probably already be kneeling on the ground in a dogeza, offering her wallet with both hands, and timidly asking, "Is this all you have?"

Damn it, if this were a game, you could just throw the ball and that would be it.

Now we're facing a living, breathing, crying, autistic little Upo!

Forcibly capture or throw the ball...

How am I any different from that scoundrel?

The emperor's pride would never allow him to do that! Absolutely not!

But I really, really want to win her over!

It felt like the bell had rung to signal the end of an exam, and there was still an unfilled answer sheet!

"Trash~Trash~"

Miss Poison's resentment, which had been building up since their last meeting, was revealed through her contemptuous smile and disdainful tone, just like her scornful, devilish expression.

"He's a well-known game producer, and he likes to use genuine emotions to deliver heart-wrenching moments, yet he can't even do something as simple as catching a Pokémon?"

"That's really funny~"

"It's okay, looking troubled is cute too~"

overtake!!!

A blue vein, resembling the number #, appeared on Xia Ming's forehead.

You wicked little devil, you've already chosen your own death!

If you punch someone in the stomach, they'll cry for a long time!

I'll do it now...

"You little punk~ You little punk~ Hurry up and come up with a plan, or Little Upo will run away!"

Click!

Another thunderbolt struck the heart of the socially awkward Wubo.

Originally, taking advantage of the humans' inattention, I had secretly turned around and prepared to escape back into the forest, but even my escape route was pointed out by the merciless humans.

I knew I wasn't mistaken!

That woman, she, she's in cahoots with the other side!

Suppressing his anger, Xia Ming, the Martial God, clenched his fist.

I can't take it anymore! This is absolutely mind-blowing wisdom, come out here!

"Caw! Emperor, then do whatever you want! The strong must have absolute confidence and absolute self-awareness. Go and plunder, go and possess, go and bring everything under your control!"

This is the answer provided by the magnetic field concept represented by the "Crazy System".

"No! The so-called golden spirit is to move forward even knowing that the road ahead is full of thorns. The hymn of humanity is the hymn of courage! Give her a gift!"

This is the answer provided by the fighting spirit of the God of War.

The battle of consciousness has begun.

The human body is amazing, isn't it!

Damn it! Even my extraordinary wisdom can't give a precise answer?

"Little Upo, don't be afraid. This big brother is just not used to smiling."

"Aren't you used to living in damp, muddy areas? How come you've come to live near the road?"

There was no time to grieve for Xia Ming, who was suffering from mental exhaustion; those who rushed to the battlefield immediately were…

It's Lillie!

Exuding a warm, motherly aura, the blonde girl in the white dress, who had somehow tied her loose hair into a ponytail, instantly shattered all of the socially awkward Ubo's fears with love and kindness!

"RUA~ (My best friend went on a trip, and I want to go too...)"

Although she couldn't understand Ubo's voice, Lillie subconsciously turned around and gave Xia Ming a wink.

Lillie, you did a great job! You did a great job!

Xia Ming mentally gave the other person a thumbs up, strode forward confidently, head held high, chest puffed out, upright and dignified:

"Did your best friend travel alone, or did they travel with other humans?"

Even with Lillie's reassurance, the socially awkward Woolworth still shrank back a little in fear, but then quickly realized what was happening:

"RUA (It seems to be human... Eh, can you understand me?)"

"I see." Xia Ming extended his hand and said, "Those overly complicated things are still too difficult for you to understand at your current level."

"However, if you're looking for friends, I might be able to help you."

"Just let me know when you want to leave."

cut.

Not seeing the disappointed expression on the despicable producer's face as she had imagined, Miss Poison curled her lip and turned her head away.

"Upo has a toxic mucous membrane protecting his body, so you'd better not touch it with your bare hands."

The little Wobbly, who was about to nod, instinctively dodged Xia Ming's hand. After a moment of hesitation, it bumped its head against the Poké Ball.

YA☆DA☆ZE☆!!!

P.S.: I casually mentioned it yesterday, but I didn't expect such a strong reaction.

If it's gotten to the point where even being teased is frightening, then people in Bengbu are actually quite intimidated.

Readers, has the battle progressed to this point?

Take a good rest, there's no need to fight anymore.

P.S.: Each of these works is worth reading repeatedly on its own, but unfortunately, there's a lack of relatable works and a shortage of truly outstanding writing.

Volume Two: The Grand Alliance Chapter 106 I Need to Correct This Kind of Adult

The red and white balls shook three times and then emitted a "ding" sound.

Ubo and I have become partners!

Having been used for fetching games every day without any practical application, the Poké Ball must be crying its eyes out now that it's finally getting a use.

"congratulations."

Clapping her hands without any sense of congratulations, Miss Poison immediately changed the subject:

"Such a joyous occasion as capturing a Pokémon should at least involve a party, right? You despicable producer?"

"Hmph." Xia Ming raised his head dismissively: "Can't help at all, and still mocking from the sidelines. What a load of rubbish! If I were to invite someone, I would have invited Lillie!"

Upon mentioning Lillie, Miss Poison seemed to remember something and clapped her hands, saying:

"Oh! By the way, Lillie, why did you suddenly change your hairstyle? But you look cute now too!"

Image: "Lillie's Brave Form!", Location: "Images/1736856237-100422757-112557328.jpg"

"Haha, really? Actually, after overcoming my fear of Pokémon, I wanted to try something new..."

She clenched her fist and sighed, but then seemed to remember her purpose. Halfway through her sentence, Lillie started giving Xia Ming a meaningful look.

The movements were so obvious that Xia Ming, the Martial God, and Mei Yue exchanged glances that conveyed the same meaning:

—This child is really not good at expressing his own thoughts.

But speaking of which, has something wrong with everyone lately? Why is everyone's first thought about stalking and spying?

They corrupted my innocent Lillie.

"Never mind, if you don't want to invite us, then forget it. Let's go to the Pokémon Center first."

Mizuki casually picked up Rowlet and fled the scene with Hau, who was still smiling and holding the back of his head, leaving Lillie behind, still clenching her little fists, seemingly cheering herself on.

However, Xia Ming only slightly activated his extraordinary wisdom, judging from his personality as revealed so far...

Mizuki, that girl, said she was going to the Pokémon Center, but she probably dragged Hau along halfway there to hide in the grass and observe the situation.

But it doesn't matter.

The Emperor, now blessed with a new companion, will reward you handsomely, Lillie.

“Come on, I’ll treat you. I remember there’s a shaved ice shop on the nearby beach; this is a thank you gift for your help.”

…………

Because he patrols Highway 1 with Leo every day to beat up the baby, the shaved ice shop owner and Xia Ming were already old acquaintances.

I gave a casual greeting and ordered a bowl of shaved ice for Riolu and Woolpo.

Lillie, who had been timidly following behind Xia Ming, seemed to relax a little and released her companion.

Little Nebula, the newly hatched White Rolling Ball (Ice Six-tailed Fox), and...

I am the invincible Flame Cat!

Seeing the three Pokémon interacting with Lillie, Xia Ming, holding an ice cream, felt a moment of emotion.

When I noticed that Mizuki chose Rowlet, I had a pretty good idea of ​​what was going on.