Ditto doesn't move

There's no need to bother learning any meaningless hacking techniques, nor to get locked up for doing trivial things like modifying the numbers in your bank account.

Simply transform into this innate programming body, comparable to artificial AI, and grab those data codes to instantly refine them into apps, games, or even animations.

From now on, typing, programming, and editing with your mind will be a breeze!

A great era is coming!

Thoughts were elevated once again at this moment.

Human endeavors, cities and homes, beautiful art and cruel history, suffering, war, natural disasters and the arrogance that destroys everything, ideas and ideals, the greatness bestowed and the equality of birth.

The civilization that arose on this tiny wilderness, and everything we once loved so dearly... what is their only destined meaning and ultimate demand for life?

go ahead.

I see, I understand now.

It turns out that God bestowed this shapeshifting body upon me so that I might become a messenger of progress, sounding the horn to the future.

As for the so-called wealth, it's nothing more than a small reward that pioneers deserve.

Holding lettuce and grilled meat, Xia Ming exuded an aura of profound enlightenment, much like a Buddha who had attained enlightenment. As a result, the ladies, including Jun Sha, who had not yet grasped all his thoughts, stared blankly.

So, what's next?

Senior, what exactly are you planning to ask Polygonus?

Xia Ming suppressed the urge to burst into laughter, elegantly raised his glass, seemingly eager to bring the party to a close.

Powerful forces always bring risks.

What's the use of being handsome? What about your savings?

In order to embark on the path to a happy life, I am willing to give up my incredibly cool first form and become an ordinary 3D dragon.

Tonight, the God of War will begin his hunt.

P.S.: Modifying the first chapter will also require modifying the subsequent plot.

However, the thought of being able to transform into a 3D dragon and become a new world kami is so exhilarating it's almost unbearable!

Book 1: Happy Little Ditto: Chapter 33 An Encounter with Slowpoke

Kids, I'm back.

After storing the equipment provided by the police station, Xia Ming stood once again in front of the breeding house and finally ended his transformation that had lasted for a day.

goo.

A strong sense of weakness welled up inside me; there was no accompanying pain like when exercising, just pure exhaustion.

Compared to yesterday's situation where the transformation would automatically deactivate when I couldn't hold on any longer, relying on Higanbana fruit to replenish energy and push past my limits would only lead to double the fatigue.

It's probably like working non-stop for a month straight, to the point where all you want to do when you sit down is lie flat and not move.

But it doesn't matter.

Having long since grasped the ultimate truth from the mundane life of laborers, the working class knows very well what they should do at this moment.

It can even make me, who's lying motionless on the sofa after get off work, feel like I can squeeze out new energy...

Only love can shield you from the cold and desolate world!

I must reward myself right now!

Hehe, pear fruit, silver pear fruit, I like you so much, I want to... for you

ZZZ……

After finishing his homework, Xiao Xiang heard rustling sounds outside and went out to see the purple dumpling lying on the dining table.

In front of him was a silver phoenix fruit that had been bitten twice, while the other was already fast asleep.

"I see, Ditto."

Remembering the little card she found in her schoolbag today, the little girl showed a caring expression, just like a mother:

"Did you go out for special training with Kapok? That must have been tough."

"Take a good rest. There's no need to fight anymore."

…………

In the early hours of the morning, as if awakened by the late-night genes etched deep within its soul, Ditto opened its beady eyes.

The room was dark.

The lights must have been turned off after the host returned home and went to bed.

The alarm clock by the bedside made a soft ticking sound, indicating that it was about 2:16 a.m.

After a short five-hour rest, from around nine o'clock until this time, although he hadn't fully recovered, it was enough for Xia Ming's activities throughout the day.

Careless.

The nutrient-rich Silver Pineapple Berry is indeed very beneficial to Pokémon's body, but precisely because it helps Pokémon's body, it can cause drowsiness when it takes effect.

After all, whether it's humans or Pokémon, sleep is the best time to repair bodily damage.

But where is this place?

Just as I was about to move my body, I felt a tightness around me, combined with the comfortable warmth of being wrapped in the blanket...

Ditto rolled its beady eyes, and its astonishing wisdom, which had been somewhat out of sorts due to lack of sleep, suddenly came online.

With a whoosh, he used his smooth, jelly-like body to crawl out and jump to the ground.

Oops! You almost got me labeled as needing at least three years of training and a pervert! (Referring to being held while sleeping)

Unforgivable, Begasus!

The little girl, wearing Psyduck pajamas, babbled adorably in her sleep because there was a large empty space where she was hugging. She only smiled again after a pillow was placed in her hands.

Xia Ming, the martial god, wiped away his cold sweat, carefully turned the doorknob, and slipped out.

Before leaving, she didn't forget to go to the kitchen and find the silver pear fruit she hadn't eaten much of, and then she left the room while munching on the fruit.

Silver Phoenix Pear Fruit isn't cheap to exchange for at the Dog-Donkey System; it costs 10 BP points.

The next level up, the Golden Phoenix Fruit, is not yet available, but just looking at the exchange price that is ten times higher, you can tell that it is even more effective and delicious.

After eating a whole silver phoenix fruit, all the previous fatigue disappeared.

Xia Ming was finally relieved and looked towards the backyard of the breeding house.

Surprisingly, a considerable number of night owls were out and about during what should have been a time for sleep.

Because I was so busy fighting with the female Machamp last night that I didn't really get a good look at the situation, I've only just realized now that the breeding center has a pretty good variety of Pokémon.

Among them are Wurmple and Caterpie spinning silk in the forest, Nidoran, Nidoran, Noctowl, and Delibird walking together under the moonlight, standing on a branch gazing at each other, and Gastly playing a prank and Alakazam practicing.

What a vibrant scene of life, where everything is thriving, unfolds before my eyes.

The most eye-catching sight was a group of Pipi and Jigglypuff standing on the rocks singing to the moon, accompanied by a volunteer musician named Yuanfa, and a large group of bored audience members.

Unfortunately, to borrow a famous quote from my 22nd favorite female dog streamer, Quinn...

"To live is to be beaten."

"When you're at sea, you're bound to get shelled."

Now that they've become trainers, these Pokémon must be mentally prepared to accept challenges and battles at any time.

The Dog-Donkey System had already marked the required Pokémon trainers for the mission on a small map in Xia Ming's field of vision. There were a large, densely packed area of ​​red dots, roughly estimated to be about twenty.

This is the first trial on the road to a bright future.

Let me see which lucky little cutie has the opportunity to be my first opponent!

Xia Ming, the Martial God, closed his eyes and pointed in a direction. When he opened his eyes again, the first red dot in that direction had already revealed its true form.

Wow, it's the juvenile moderator A!

"Dog-Donkey System, how come even opponents like this are showing up? Slowpoke, I laughed just saying the name. Without a trainer's command, can a Pokémon like Slowpoke even fight?"

"Could it be that if I go up and unleash a move, it won't even sense it? It might not even realize it's lost a month later?"

"Slowpoke, it simply doesn't have the ability to fight on its own, you know? It should just go back to being a cute creature."

The Dog-Donkey System did not respond to the provocation, but silently posted the information about Slowpoke:

Slowpoke

[Gene-driven: Fifteen levels unlocked]

[Life Turns: 1200 Horses]

[Complete realm: 17%]

[Evaluation: A Pokémon possessing extraordinary wisdom, Slowpoke's eyes have seen through everything, reaching the realm of emptiness.]

???

"Whenever I try to show you some respect, you throw in some nonsensical nonsense."

Xia Ming stared at the dazed beast lying by the pool and questioned the Dog-Donkey System:

"Look at its blank stare, and you're telling me that's what you call amazing wisdom?"

The system still did not respond, causing Xia Ming to feel a strange sense of doubt.

No way, does the moderator really have such formidable power?

In short, although Slowpoke probably doesn't understand what a battle means, let's issue a challenge first.

Staring at the pink Slowpoke before him, he activated the genetic power within his body.

Yes, I can feel it, a new form is calling!

HENSIN!!

"Hey! (Hey you idiot over there, let's fight!)"

Image: "A Wise Gaze", Location: "Images/1733776974-100422757-112432079.jpg"

P.S.: The first chapter refers to yesterday's first chapter, which is chapter thirty-one.

As for the actual first chapter, it's probably not going to be changed. It's an openly crazy, high-energy story, so people won't be lured in and killed.

Also, getting up at 2 AM to write is such a healthy lifestyle of mine!

Volume 1 Happy Little Ditto: Chapter 34 Art Cold Art Temple Item (Part 4) & Fvcking Animal!!

"boom!"

A small tremor came from the courtyard of the breeding house. Although it was not enough to wake the humans from their dreams, it was enough to interrupt the night owls who were enjoying themselves.

Pokémon that are still awake at this time are either too full and energetic, or they are nocturnal animals that sleep during the day and roam the streets at night.

When the Pokémon turned their gaze to the source of the tremor, they were horrified.

Two Pokémon are battling.

This is a perfectly normal thing; it's just part of the daily routine for these Pokémon kept in the nursery when they have nothing else to do. But what's truly terrifying is the pink Pokémon in the arena.

Slowpoke.

This Pokémon's sluggishness and slow reaction time are not only famous among humans, but even Pokémon have formed this almost stereotypical perception, and normally no Pokémon would provoke Slowpoke.

After all, even if it's a Dark-type Pokémon, if you hit someone with a move, you might think that the other person will be unable to stand it and will come up and fight.

Slowpoke will always just stare at you with a blank look, as if its body doesn't even belong to it.

An opponent without the will to fight makes the battle too boring.

But what they saw now was a huge pink creature attacking another Slowpoke with a beast-like gaze and expression.

The stark contrast between the two art styles creates an overwhelming sense of disparity.

It felt like the good-for-nothing Nobita wasn't crying and begging Doraemon for help, but instead, after returning from training in the Yakuza organization in the Baki world, he started beating up kids, and his facial expressions had gained a tough, strong look.

"That's right, I felt it! I did it! I really am a genius!"

Xia Ming, in his transformed form as the forum moderator, let out an excited roar.