Ditto doesn't move

The senior elite police officer sitting directly below the branch chief on his right secretly pulled the naive younger sister aside and bluntly said:

"What kind of impressions do you have of Junsha and Joey?"

"Ah, Miss Joey is so gentle, just like a mother. I can confide in her about any troubles. She's beautiful and generous. I must marry Miss Joey someday!"

"This is the kind of feedback you'll hear from 99% of trainers."

"But... what about us?!"

What shocked the trainee was the look of resentment, even bordering on ferocity, on everyone's faces, which were usually so warm and reliable.

"Tomboy".

"To put it nicely, she's a cool and stylish older sister."

"To put it bluntly, we're like best brothers who can talk about anything."

"Although I do have suitors, but... but!"

"If you and Joey were put together, who do you think men would pursue?"

hiss……

After revealing such a dark truth, the trainee girl scanned the room and saw mostly expressions of resentment such as "Stop talking, stop talking" and "My friend is devastated."

In that instant, she understood the intense emotions welling up within her.

It's not that I envy other people's professions, nor that I'm dissatisfied with my own job, nor that I'm hostile to friends with whom I've always cooperated and helped each other.

This is a feeling of not wanting to give up, which is completely devoid of work and all other factors!

The trainee, who felt her thoughts had been elevated, remained silent, simply raised her hand in a solemn salute, and then walked out of the meeting room with an air of authority under everyone's gaze.

Unfortunately, they were still too naive.

After the door closed, the despicable elders remaining in the conference room all thought the same thing.

"If I had such good conditions, I would have tricked my senior into going back and getting married because he was pregnant long ago."

Is self-esteem really that important?

The only clarion call to victory is the wedding accompaniment!

"So, the ignorant little guy has already left. Branch Chief, what should we do?" the senior officer asked.

"Humph."

Pushing up her glasses again, which gleamed with a sharp light, Branch Chief Junsha gave her order with absolute confidence:

“My younger sister is right. Given my senior’s personality, I would never make such a declaration, so what we need to do is…”

"Increase the intensity!!!"

"Let's make this a done deal! Only then can we, who have been holding back from confessing, finally get the chance we've been dreaming of!"

Wow, the speech by branch head Junsha was immediately met with cheers from the entire audience.

"But what if there really is a foreign woman, or what if Joey and her gang..."

The quiet questioning was immediately interrupted by the branch head, Junsha:

"It doesn't matter!"

"Our Officer Jenny family values ​​unity the most. Even if one of us can't win, can't five or ten of us win?"

"All of you, charge forward shoulder to shoulder! We'll discuss internal allocations later, once the overall situation is settled!"

"I'll repeat myself, this is not a joke, this is war!"

…………

Unaware that he had been betrayed by his most loyal junior, the emperor looked at the rising idol girl who was holding his arm and saying something that was almost equivalent to "I like you," and fell into deep thought.

Is Musashi the kind of woman who would say something like that?

Although her current appearance is indeed very cute, Xia Ming, the Martial God, is like her partner and knows her true nature.

Narcissistic, a bit dim-witted, likes to boss people around and enjoys being admired, but also has a passionate, gentle side and is willing to do anything for Pokémon.

One thing that made the emperor hesitate was...

Given Musashi's intelligence, seeing the rumors circulating online might actually make him a victim.

After all, Musashi has fallen for a rich and handsome man at first sight more than once or twice.

Damn, now is not the time to dwell on Musashi's problems.

Because Xia Ming, the Martial God, had already seen that Lillie, Mao, and even Mizuki and Mari's expressions all seemed to be on the verge of collapse.

At least when it comes to causing trouble and making things worse, the Rockets trio is just as strong as Shin-chan and Nobita.

Just like the TV reporter who stands on the helicopter, heartless and desperate, wishing he could shove the camera down his throat.

If I'm not mistaken, this is even being broadcast live.

Not everyone is interested in battles, but if it's gossip about popular characters...

Jingle bell bell bell…

The phone kept ringing at that moment.

The one who delivered the final blow to the emperor was a certain woman who never shied away from making things worse.

"Would you like me to join?"

The bad woman laughed happily on the other end of the phone.

Volume 2, Grand Alliance Arc: Chapter 204 Want to Bomb Together?

terror.

That's absolutely terrifying.

It was just a routine visit to the sick, a normal step in cleaning up the mess left after a major event...

The scene at this moment had a mental impact on Xia Ming that was no less than when he heard Xiao Xiang say in his childish voice, "The mother monster wants to lay eggs with you."

Igniting a spark is not scary.

If it were just a common online rumor, Xia Ming would have at least a hundred ways to suppress it and ensure it would never recover.

What's terrifying is what happens after the spark is ignited.

Such a rapid and overwhelming turn of events makes it seem as if everyone, without their knowledge, had already reached some kind of consensus.

Let's work together to make this fire burn even brighter.

What did I do to offend the whole world?

The emperor was forced to seriously consider this question.

However, reality simply did not allow him the time to unleash his extraordinary wisdom.

The heartless and emotionless TV reporter, upon hearing the voice from the other end of the phone, was already like a vampire in a frenzy, and recklessly jumped off the helicopter several meters above the ground.

"Mr. Xia Ming, what are your requirements for finding a partner?"

"Did the rising idol Musashi Rina secretly admire you long ago because of your talent?"

"If I heard correctly, that voice just now belonged to Ms. Rosamune, the chairperson of the Ether Foundation?"

A barrage of questions, like machine gun fire, rained down on Xia Ming with Billio's iron fists.

The last question, in particular, was like a super finishing move, achieving an extremely terrifying effect.

What specific effects will it have?

Just look at the expression on his cheap apprentice's face now and you'll know.

Adding fuel to the fire was Musashi Rina, a villainous member of an organization who had already caused some resentment among the girls. With her attention-seeking and performative nature, her aura surged tenfold or even ninefold.

It even pressed half its body against him, and said in a voice that sent chills down the spines of Meowth and Kojiro, who were secretly observing the scene:

"Please, Mr. Xia Ming, go on a date with me!"

Once the two scheming women made their move, they immediately steered the situation in the worst possible direction.

For Xia Ming, the Martial God, this scene was far more terrifying and horrifying than a hundred Team Rainbow Rockets!

His extraordinary wisdom, unable to offer any help in the realm of emotions, had come to a standstill, as he faced a swarm of girls with terrifying expressions.

Xia Ming couldn't help but wipe away the cold sweat and whispered:

"Hush, can we reconcile?"

For some reason, the emotionless TV reporter suddenly gestured to the cameraman to switch to a commercial break, then took off his headset and gave a cold laugh:

"Heh, at this moment, you must be joking."

"Even I am a girl."

"Someone like me can't stand guys who are full of mystery."

"Putting work aside, could you arrange a private interview for me? I was quite upset about your ruthless refusal last time."

hiss……

Xia Ming, the Martial God, gasped in shock.

........................

"So, why did you come back?"

Dr. Kukui, lying in his hospital bed, asked this question.

The emperor did not give an answer.

It's like slumping in a chair after working overtime for a hundred days straight without a break.

like a statue.

Even Giovanni of Team Rainbow Rockets couldn't do it, but someone else did.

Women! Awesome!

"Kukui, do you think I got a little carried away before?"

The unexpected problem caused Dr. Kukui, who was already annoyed at being interrupted while talking to his wife, to suffer a sudden cardiac arrest.

It's rising too fast, family members.

I actually heard him say that he had gotten carried away with his success earlier?!

"Uh, is something wrong?"

The Pokémon adoptive father asked succinctly, trying not to reveal his true feelings.

"Why would a TV reporter I've only met twice covet my pure and innocent body..."

Like a person nearing the end of their life beginning to repent for their past, Xia Ming sat opposite the hospital bed and muttered to himself:

"Is it because Ditto's genes are too strong? Or is it out of a desire to join in the fun, or... a desire for revenge?"

"Can you understand how I feel, Kukui?"

"For the entire afternoon, Musashi, Lusamine, Cynthia, and even more people I'd never met before were calling me—game enthusiasts, fans, gym leaders, people from all walks of life."

"My rational mind tells me that if I reject too many people, something even more terrifying than blind dates might happen."

It turned out to be the case.

Dr. Kukui pushed up his sunglasses, which he had never taken off.

Presumably, the next thing to do will be to comfort the Pokémon adoptive father and his good friend.

Did you think I would say that?!

I'm going to kick you when you're down!

"I don't know either, even if you ask me."

The masked royal, who had been harboring malicious intentions, had never before tried so hard to project a friendly expression.

"but……"

Now that I know who you are, I want to ask you a question.