Ditto doesn't move

Ghost-type Pokémon are rare, but Team Mythium does have a few, and Emperor's assessment of them is:

A clueless, bewildered child.

This one in front of us is different; it looks like a seasoned veteran, much like the ancient Gengar.

The polka doll, it is said, is something that some children mistake for a balloon and hold in their hands, and some of them will swing it around, while others will simply disappear without a trace.

Whenever she's walking with someone, her body puffs up; she doesn't like heavy children. (Fatty is definitely safer.)

"Old Deng! Even if I, Xia Ming, enjoy frying fish, bullying children, and cheating people out of their jobs, I can easily distinguish what is truly disgusting evil!"

Xia Ming, the martial god, striking a JoJo pose, pointed his index finger at the guy disguised as a balloon:

"Based on your testimony in court, I will decide whether to beat you and arrest you."

"Don't say you weren't warned."

The Pokémon being pointed at has beady eyes similar to Ditto, and the X-shaped pattern in the center of its face looks like a cheerful pout.

Holding the balloon in her hand, the kindergarten girl, who was about the same age as Xiao Xiang, spoke in a strange way:

"Big brother, you're amazing! Absolutely amazing!"

"No, it's not scary, that's great!"

Xia Mingwu Shen:? ? ?

Is she thanking me here?

Master of Dream-Guiding Tapir, what do you think?

"Don't let your guard down; look around."

The Dream Eater gripped its magical hypnotic tool tightly, reminding Yin Er... (The rest of the text appears to be unrelated and possibly machine-generated gibberish.)

"The spirit world fog has spread to the surrounding area; if you're not careful, you'll get lost and end up in another world!"

Spirit world?

Xia Ming, the Martial God, frowned and thought for a moment, then realized that there seemed to be such a phrase.

I remember I used to confuse Ghost Dragon's Reverse World with Spirit World Chronicle.

Later I figured it out: the Reverse World is a system backup or virtual machine, while the Spirit World is a pure afterlife.

Even so, it's still a bit difficult to maintain composure.

Damn alpacas! What have you done to the world?!

Following the Reversed World, a Spirit World has emerged.

Are you trying to build a seven-tiered Heavenly Mountain here?

The little girl was still laughing to herself:

"I really like school; everyone else is scared, sad, and uneasy."

"The school and everyone are very friendly; I came here from afar; the language barrier is a real problem."

"But going to school is great; I really like everyone and the school, and I want to protect it;"

Before she could finish speaking, the sound of children running around echoed down the corridor.

Several children of similar age ran out from the shadows behind the corridor door and swarmed around the Dream Eater who had somehow reverted to her female teacher appearance.

Good morning! Let's all be full of energy today!

The female teacher skillfully led a group of children, whose figures were ethereal, into the classroom, including a little girl pulling a polka doll.

Riolu asked, somewhat bewildered:

"The way? (What to do, continue fighting?)"

It had also vaguely sensed that these children seemed to be real, not Pokémon.

"last question."

Xia Ming, the Martial God, stared intently at the Dream Eater and the girl pulling the bouncy ball:

"Were these children taken away by the polka doll?"

"If so, then I'll have to get serious."

The Dream Eater didn't speak, but the little girl revealed the same silly smile as Xiao Xiang and Wu Bo:

"Thank you, thank you, big brother."

"Here's a thank-you gift, a treasure from the yo-yo ball!"

"I'm very happy to be cared for."

The misty fog suddenly dissipated, and the classroom fell silent, leaving only a bell on the floor.

"The Road (So, what exactly happened?)"

Riolu was still a little confused.

Xia Ming, the Martial God, was also somewhat bewildered, but he noticed it after picking up his sunglasses from the ground.

Is this... a soothing bell?

"Ji-hui! Ji-hui! (Young man, would you like to come to my bar for a drink?)"

A Pokémon appeared from behind.

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Not afraid of the mischievous king;

Commanding teammates to wield the gorilla;

Space team leader;

……

The first thing that comes to mind is this Sichuan poem.

Xia Ming then thought to himself...

That's where the adventure begins.

After all, Game Freak always likes to include some creepy stories in each generation of Pokémon games that make people think twice before they're exposed.

Along with some Pokémon enthusiasts who have nothing better to do, they also like to make up nonsensical and ridiculous ghost stories based on some bugs in the game to scare passersby.

They're probably the same kind of people who spread rumors that "Crayon Shin-chan is Misae's fantasy" and "Doraemon will never come back."

So much so that he actually had a pretty deep impression of the Pokémon school ghost stories in Alola.

In other words, Xia Ming was well aware of what was going to happen here.

For Riolu and Little Wobo, this was certainly an adventure, but for Xia Ming, it was still a bit lacking.

If everything has been spoiled, what kind of adventure is that?

The only thing that could pique his interest was whether or not the roly-poly toy could lure children away.

"Hmph, it seems you are the one who sent that letter."

Xia Ming, the martial god, snorted and released Little Upo again. As soon as it came out, the little Upo burrowed back into its trainer's arms and nervously looked outside.

After all, if you're willing, you can still hear sounds from outside even if you're trapped inside a Poké Ball.

The little guy only relaxed a little when he saw the gentle-looking gorilla Pokémon wearing a purple headscarf.

The scary things seem to have disappeared; it looks like the problem has been solved.

As expected of the master, the master is invincible!

The little guy, as usual, proudly raised his head and made the sound "RUARUA" in Xia Ming's arms.

Watching their interaction, the strangely shaped gorilla Pokémon, seemingly possessing astonishing wisdom no less than that of humans, waved its fan twice and laughed:

"Zhihui (Hehehe, you could say that, but you could also say that isn't.)"

"Zhihui (Why don't you come to my bar? Everyone's used to chatting with me while having a drink.)"

"Hmph, I still haven't gotten the answer to that question..."

Xia Ming glanced back at the classroom, then casually handed the gift he had just received to Riolu.

Before the dog-type Pokémon could even figure out what was going on, it immediately gave up its hesitation and happily tied the bell to its hand.

Looting equipment and rewards is the most important part of the adventure, and even the not-so-greedy dog ​​was already somewhat satisfied at this moment.

But clearly, this adventure has only just begun.

"Wisdom (Of course, I still intend to live a peaceful life. If I attract unnecessary trouble, what do humans say... oh, it's called being too clever for my own good.)"

Zhihui Xing lightly waved his fan, as if making a pointed remark.

Oh? (The Emperor becomes alert)

Doesn't this make things more interesting?

Xia Ming, the Martial God, also curled the corners of his mouth into a smile.

…………

The bar that Gorilla mentioned is not far from the Pokémon School.

If you walk a short distance beyond the back of the school and into the depths of the forest, you will see a thatched hut in the valley with obvious signs of human intervention.

An unexpectedly familiar figure was deftly serving customers at the makeshift wooden table outside the thatched hut, carrying plates with practiced ease.

"Alola! Oh, it's Mr. Xia Ming! Ah, and Master too!"

With her energetic voice and carefree personality, it's clear that the newcomer is none other than the cheerful little chef, Mao.

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Xia Ming glanced around the area, which resembled a night market food stall, and discovered that there were quite a few trainers and Pokémon who seemed to be drunk, clinking glasses and venting their frustrations.

The table, made from seven or eight tree stumps, was packed with people.

Children clearly prefer lively and bustling places to the quiet, gloomy school at night.

It can only be said that Pokémon is a compromise.

Despite being quite introverted and socially awkward, Little Upo showed no fear upon seeing so many people; instead, he appeared relieved.

"Hey there, trainee, stop pretending. I've already seen you."

"And Miss Joey, who's pretending to be drunk, could help me look after the kids."

The two guys who were singled out by Xia Ming, the Martial God, immediately showed expressions of misery.

Especially after discovering that Xia Ming was brought here by Zhi Hui Xing, both the trainee and Miss Joey showed resentful looks.

He looked at Zhihui Xing with an expression that seemed to say, "How did you end up leading the Japanese here?"

Oh no! Hasn't my reliable and gentle image in Mr. Xia Ming's eyes been completely ruined?!

It wasn't because I was embarrassed to be recognized, but because I felt ashamed that someone had discovered another side of me that I had been hiding.

Joey and Junsa responded instantly, then after a slight pause, they glared at their companion.

What a despicable bastard!!!

The two women, who instantly transformed into gentle and reliable ladies from well-to-do families, realized that the chance to salvage their image belonged to only one of them.

"Don't worry about it, Riolu! I have some delicious pineapple juice here."

"Wow, it's Little Wupo! Come tell me about your friend. I think I've made some progress recently."

The war between women has begun!

Seemingly accustomed to the scheming and intrigue among humans, Zhihui Xing chuckled and led Xia Ming through the crowd, straight into the thatched hut.

The outside noise seemed to fall silent instantly. Apart from someone wailing, "I don't want to subdue you!", this place was indeed a place to chat about stories.

"Zhihui (Pineapple juice or fermented tree fruit wine?)"

Standing skillfully behind the wooden bar that humans helped build out of gratitude, Zhihui Xing effortlessly wielded the cocktail shakers commonly used by bartenders.

"Pear Juice Bar".