Ditto doesn't move

Ditto doesn't move

Author: Starry Sea Loneliness

Introduction:

Perfect leadership, amazing wisdom, the human race's god of war, the emperor.

These are the identities and status I have had after traveling through time and space and becoming a Hundred Monsters, and some of the titles I have obtained along the way.

Others call me Xia Mingwushen.

A man who breaks free from his shackles, a man who enjoys fun, a war god of the earth who wantonly ravages and transforms the world.

Fatigue and anger, these two words seem to be linked to the first half of my life, making me struggle in the numb modern life.

Until I came into this world.

A world that is close to utopia, but full of unsatisfactory things.

No matter what others say, no matter what obstacles there are ahead, no matter what kind of master the divine beast is.

Fight! Fight! Fight, fight, fight!!!

Today, the benevolent Dark Emperor will fight his last battle!

Hey! ! !

Oh, it’s eight o’clock, time to get off work.

Touched it.

P.S. It’s time to change my profile.

Volume 1 The Happy Little Ditto: Chapter 1 The Crazy System and Me, the Ditto

With a pale purple body and small, black bean-like eyes, its body is bouncy, soft, and glossy, like the finest velvet-filled pillow when you hug it.

This is me, an ordinary Ditto, a slime-type creature, nicknamed Little Dream.

No, wait, how could this be me? Why is this me?!

Xia Ming collapsed and stretched out his two small, pale purple hands to hug his head... well, I guess it was his head.

Are you kidding me, bro?!

Although I was very happy to travel to the Pokémon world, there were beautiful girls everywhere, cute Pokémon everywhere, and everyone loved each other and lived in harmony. Even the villains were funny and cute.

but why?

Why the hell?! Why does everyone else transmigrate into trainers, live stream beautifully, collect legendary Pokémon, and enjoy a carefree life? But I transmigrated into a Ditto with 48 points in all stats!!! Huh?!

This is even worse than the Speaker Slammer! (Throws a punch)

"Ditto~"

A childish voice called out to Xia Ming through the fence.

The girl who came was a typical little girl, about eight years old, with blonde hair in a side ponytail, wearing a red and blue patterned sweatshirt, and struggling to carry a small wooden bucket.

Upon seeing the other person's face, an inexplicable joy welled up in his heart. Despite not possessing any superpowers, Xia Ming seemed to instinctively sense the other person's feelings:

This child... she likes me.

Pshaw! I really like Pokémon!

Wait, I am a Pokémon now, right? By the way, what's with this ability to sense emotions? Is it an ability that all Pokémon possess?

Xia Ming struggled to adapt to his new body, shuffling along to the fence with his short frame. His beady eyes glanced into the bucket, and he finally understood why the other person was calling him.

The small bucket was filled with Pokémon food, and two pink Peach Berry fruits were placed on top, as if as an extra treat.

Hi, it's lunchtime.

With a subtle feeling, Xia Ming stretched out his short hand and took out a chocolate-colored Pokémon food that looked like a biscuit from the wooden bucket in front of him.

I remember Pokémon food, humans should be able to eat it too, right? It looks pretty good…

Chew chew

Because it doesn't have a nose, it can't smell the aroma, but the taste is similar to that of milk cookies—sweet and crunchy.

The taste seems alright.

As the thought crossed my mind, a faint warmth spread from my stomach... or rather, from my stomach, enveloping my entire body, feeling extremely comfortable, like soaking in a hot spring.

Xia Ming looked at the little girl beside him, who was observing him with her chin resting on her hand, and sure enough, she smugly wiped her nose.

"How is it? Delicious, right? This is high-end food that I specially asked my grandfather to buy. I heard it contains energy cubes!"

It turned out to be the case.

Xia Ming nodded, and was about to replenish his energy to support his brain's thinking when he heard a loud burst of music in his ear.

[External energy absorbed...System starting up...]

【Y! M! C! A!】

Stir? Stir what?

Ditto was terrified!

Quack! What kind of system expert has arrived this time?

Welcome to the world of the strong!

Awaken the dormant magnetic field warrior within your body! The ultimate combat system has been activated!!!

Enjoy the fight to the fullest! I'll single-handedly take down the whole world!

Wow wow wow wow! It's my favorite magnetic field freak! (Big shrug)

Ditto froze, and the cookie in his hand fell to the ground.

"Ditto? What's wrong with you, Ditto?!"

The little girl noticed his movement and immediately rushed over in a flurry:

"Did Grandpa buy a counterfeit product because his eyesight is failing? Don't scare me!"

Fortunately, Xia Ming quickly regained his composure and glanced at the other person.

Well, although I've always known that people in this world are kind and innocent, it's still hard to speak...

one move.

Xia Ming calmed the other party down with just one move.

A small, purple hand, like a Buddha touching the top of a child's head, gently pressed down on the little girl's ahoge (cowlick), while her deep, beady eyes, like those of a conqueror god who had never been defeated on the battlefield, were filled with confidence.

Having a system backing you up makes you so amazing.

Young girl! I have seen through your ambition! I understand your domineering nature!

You care about me so much, you probably want me to be your starter Pokémon and accompany you on your journey.

But how could a time traveler remain subservient to others for long?

Although I cannot accompany you on your journey, I can take you in as my adopted daughter and teach you the power of Pokémon battles.

If it were any other Pokémon, it would probably just have to accept its fate, but since it's Ditto, turning into a human and returning to a normal life is a piece of cake. Now, let your godfather recover his power first.

Clearly, even though his base stats were only 288, which would be so low that he wouldn't even get into a vocational college in the national college entrance examination, Xia Ming now had absolute confidence.

As his gaze swept over the rows of options such as [Attributes], [Backpack], [Exchange Shop], and [Quests], his confidence soared even higher.

Thinking about it carefully, even without the system, Ditto is not a complete loser who has had his third-stage comedic power taken away.

As a Pokémon, what the ruthless Master Tournament trainers value most, from top to bottom, is nothing more than its effective base stats, type, ability, and move pool.

Ditto is already at the bottom in terms of base stats, type, and ability (excluding Hidden Ability), but the only move in its move pool is the invincible capital that allows Ditto to dominate the world.

The name of this skill is... Hensin!

【Transformation! 】

This skill retains only the user's physical strength; all other attributes, skills, and traits are completely transformed to be identical to the enemy's!

Against Rayquaza, I am Rayquaza! Against Groudon, I am Groudon! Against Snorlax, I am Snorlax!

Unfortunately, the ultimate combat system encourages its holder to engage in combat with an evenly matched enemy! To fight fiercely! To fight day and night!

Compared to crushing the weak and recklessly challenging the strong, the reward points for victory in battle are increased by as much as 300%!

It can be said that I have completely made up for Ditto's weakness of being cute and lacking potential.

So what can possibly stop this power? What the hell can possibly stop it?!

but……

With great power comes risk.

smile.

This is the only way to break the transformation.

Is there any solution?

Easy! Absolutely!

The brain's processing power is at its peak at this moment...

It's coming out! It's about to come out!

That's right, the solution is:

—Don't Laugh Challenge!

How terrifying! My extraordinary wisdom!

The little girl, whose cowlick was being held down, blinked, seemingly finally realizing it was just a false alarm, and smiled sweetly:

"As long as you're okay."

"By the way, Grandpa said you need to step up your game, the new female monster wants to have a baby with you."

The Ditto, possessing astonishing wisdom, suddenly turned its head like a weathered stone statue:

You little brat! Are you some kind of reincarnated demon?

P.S.: Mingpai Dianwen

Book 1: Happy Little Ditto: Chapter 2 Mother Ditto, Don't Come Closer!

【No! 】

[If you were to become the Ditto held in the hatchery, you would fall into the terrifying hell of hatching eggs to complete your Pokédex.]

Whether it's deception, transformation, or escaping this place, quickly devise a way to escape the kiss of Mother Monster's powerful pectoral muscles.

【Second time! 】

Ditto sheds tears of blood!

I'll curse your mother!

Xia Ming angrily tore that terrifying image in two.

To him at that moment, this imagined scene was far more terrifying than a billion murderers! Far more horrifying!

Oh, the inner lid!

Laying eggs with a female monster, that kind of thing... that kind of thing, at least not before I can enjoy being close to Gardevoir!

In short, I almost miscalculated.

Before Ditto became known to the world as a master of transformation, he almost forgot that this guy had an even more resounding title.

Egg incubation machine

Especially the 6IV Ditto with all its individual values ​​maxed out, because its eggs have a very high chance of inheriting all its potential, making it a favorite among countless battle enthusiasts who don't fight for anything.

In those countless world threads and timelines, every incubator is a manufacturing plant under the cruel hand of the War Party.

With every step a trainer takes, a pitiful Ditto lets out a wail that leaves not a drop of blood.