Zongman: My Smart Group

And so, the three-headed, six-armed duo, along with Hachiman Hikigaya and Yukino Yukinoshita, arrived at the Sato residence in a grand procession.

Since they had already met in the morning, Sato's mother wasn't too wary and let them in directly. When they saw the black and white photo of Sato Kazuma on the altar, Yukino Yukinoshita and Hachiman Hikigaya both widened their eyes in disbelief!

Yukino Yukinoshita said in a trembling voice, "Aunt Sato, Sato-kun really..."

Sato's mother nodded heavily: "Hmm..."

Hachiman Hikigaya silently approached the black-and-white costume. He used to think that death was far away from him, but he never expected that death would be so close. He was perfectly fine yesterday, but he died today.

The trio of three heads and six arms arrived in front of the portrait. Although they had been laughing loudly at noon, they were still a little sad when they actually saw Sato Kazuma's portrait. After all, he was one of them!

Sato's father also returned home. After Sato's mother introduced them, he realized that the people in front of him were Sato Kazuma's classmates. He sighed and said with a complicated expression, "I didn't expect Kazuma to have so many friends at school! Since you're all here, why don't you have a meal here? Let your aunt go buy some groceries and try her cooking."

No one answered; they all looked at Lin Mo, who was slowly walking towards Sato Kazuma's platform. He said excitedly, "There's no time to explain! Everyone get ready! We're about to travel to another world. Let our king of sadism—Sato Kazuma—treat us to dinner!"

After saying that, he grabbed Sato Kazuma's portrait with one hand. Sato's mother's face changed and she quickly shouted, "What are you doing! Put it down!"

Lin Mo: "Now comes the moment to witness a miracle! Evil King's True Eye, activate!"

After activating his power, Lin Mo couldn't care less about being embarrassed. He had to finish his act of showing off as soon as possible, so he activated the Eye of the Evil King without hesitation. Exaggerated special effects spread out, and the extreme white light engulfed everyone. When everyone came to their senses, they found themselves in a small tavern with a Western fantasy style. Opposite them, Sato Kazuma was biting a frog leg, staring blankly at everyone who had suddenly appeared.

Lin Mo opened his arms and said with a smile, "Kazuma, are you surprised? We've come to find you!"

Sato Kazuma: "!!!"

Chapter 149 The First Dance in Another World (Third Update)

My name is Kazuma Sato. I used to be just an ordinary high school student. Although I met the idiot Lin Mo, that's all in the past. Now I'm a hero who has been reincarnated into another world, and I have a goddess by my side. This is simply the beginning of my journey to the pinnacle of life!

I thought my otherworldly harem adventure was about to begin, since the goddess was right beside me and defeating the demon king would be a piece of cake. But to my utter surprise, this self-proclaimed goddess of water was just as incredibly stupid as Lin Mo! She was actually killed by a frog!

Although there were some unexpected events during the process, it did not stop me from fantasizing about life in another world. After all, I am the protagonist, the hero destined to defeat the Demon King!

However, just as he was catching frogs all afternoon and preparing to have a big meal, a flash of white light appeared before his eyes, and Lin Mo suddenly appeared in front of him!

Lin Mo opened his arms and said with a smile, "Kazuma, are you surprised? We've come to find you!"

Sato Kazuma stared in shock at the group of people who had suddenly appeared. He put down the meat in his hand and slapped himself hard across the face. After confirming that this wasn't a dream, he exclaimed in astonishment, "No, I've been reincarnated into another world! How did you all get here? Did you die too?"

“Kazuma!”

Seeing their son standing alive in front of them, Sato's parents, regaining their senses, screamed and rushed over to embrace him.

Sato Kazuma then realized that his parents had also arrived: "Dad, Mom? What are you doing here? Did you die too? Seriously, are the selection criteria for the Hero really that low? How can someone so old become a Hero?"

Seeing that no one was going to take the food from her, Aqua hurriedly stuffed the meat into her mouth. Having been hungry all day, all she wanted to do was fill her stomach.

Lin Mo stepped forward and said, "King of Demons, I once said that even if you die, you will still be a member of our Three Heads and Six Arms Group!"

Kazuma Sato's eyes widened instantly, and he shouted, "No way!"

………………

After a while, everyone moved to a bigger table and sat down together for a happy meal. Watching everyone eat so heartily, Kazuma Sato looked pained. At this rate, forget about getting paid for today's mission; he'd probably have to stay and wash the dishes.

While eating, Lin Mo said, "Kazuma, I actually have a way to revive you. Do you want to come back with us? Then we can continue practicing our combination techniques."

Recalling the near-fatal accident and seeing the expectant looks in his parents' eyes, Kazuma Sato quickly shook his head and said firmly, "No! Since I'm already dead, I shouldn't disturb the living world. Besides, I'm living a good life here, so there's no need to worry about me!"

What's so good about going back? I'm a man about to build a harem in another world! Going to be their mount? Don't be ridiculous! I'll be surrounded by beauties soon enough. Why ruin my future for such a small gain? Even my parents' pleas can't change my firm resolve!

I, Kazuma Sato, absolutely do not want to go back to the world I came from!

Seeing Sato Kazuma's determination, Lin Mo didn't press the issue. Instead, he said, "Since that's the case, then you should stay here and live well. By the way, now that everyone's here, how about experiencing the local customs and culture, maybe registering as an adventurer or something?"

Little Takanashi Rikka and Dekomori Sanae nodded excitedly, their eyes shining, and said, "Yes, yes, yes! We really want it!"

Lin Mo waved his hand and said with a smile, "I guarantee I'll satisfy you! Yukino, Hachiman, and Hassan, don't be shy, just make yourselves at home. After this meal, we'll go test your talents. Oh, and Kazuma, remember to pay the bill."

Kazuma Sato cursed, "Why should I?! This is all my hard-earned money. Treating you to a meal is already more than enough. You pay for the testing yourself. I'm not paying!"

Sato's mother immediately scolded, "Kazuma! How can you talk to your friends like that? If it weren't for Lin Mo, we probably would never have seen each other again. What's wrong with paying a little money to help them get tested? I don't remember ever teaching you to be so impolite."

Kazuma Sato said with a bitter face, "Mom, this meal has already cost me a lot of money, and I'm not even sure I can pay it back. If I have to pay them for the registration fee as well, your son will really have to stay in the store to wash dishes to pay off the debt."

Sato's father frowned and asked, "How could it be so bad? Didn't you say you were the hero here, extremely powerful, and highly respected?"

Kazuma Sato scratched his head awkwardly. After all, as a son, he always reported good news and not bad news to his parents. If they found out that he was still in the stable, they would definitely drag him back, and his dream of a harem in another world would really be shattered.

Aqua scoffed, "With such a weakling like him, if it weren't for my help, he would have been devoured by monsters long ago!"

To be honest, Hachiman Hikigaya was somewhat tempted. After all, everyone has a passionate and chuunibyou dream, and now the opportunity to obtain supernatural powers was right in front of him. It was impossible not to be tempted. However, he also guessed that Kazuma Sato was only reporting good news and not bad news, so he said tactfully, "I'll pass. Fighting and killing are not suitable for me. I still want to be an ordinary high school student."

Yukino Yukinoshita quickly added, "I should go back after this meal, since I have school tomorrow."

Megumi Kato: "If my parents knew that I hadn't been home for so long, they would worry too."

Lin Mo asked in surprise, "Your parents actually remember you?"

Kato Megumi puffed out her cheeks and said, "Even I would get angry if you said that to me!"

Seeing Kato Megumi's adorable expression, Lin Mo looked away. To be honest, he really couldn't stand this contrast. Although he said he didn't want to be in a relationship, he still appreciated beautiful women, after all, it was his true nature! If Yukino Yukinoshita were to dress up in cat ears and act cute towards him, he definitely wouldn't be able to resist!

Lin Mo said with a normal expression, "Ahem... Just kidding. Kazuma, since you're in such a sorry state, you don't have to pay. I'll pay for it myself."

Kazuma Sato: "Do you have any money in this world?"

Lin Mo: "Good question. Although I don't have any, I can ask someone else for some!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Mo turned around and went to the center of the tavern. He stretched out his hand and shouted loudly, "Everyone, look at me! I have something to announce!"

The moment the words were spoken, they instantly drew everyone's attention, and the entire scene fell silent.

Lin Mo said without changing his expression, "As you can all see, I am penniless and don't even have the start-up capital to support my family as an adventurer. So I've decided to dance for you all. If you think I dance well, please don't be stingy with your wallets and generously give me some tips, right? After all, good people live long and peaceful lives!"

"It's been a long time since I've seen such an energetic newcomer. Don't worry, no matter how well you dance, I'll still give you a tip!"

"That's right, after all, they earn money through their own abilities, and they deserve our respect!"

"Don't hesitate any longer, hurry up and dance to liven things up for everyone!"

Lin Mo nodded and began his first dance in this other world!

Chapter 150 How could a person be so vicious! (Third update)

As the energetic music started playing, Lin Mo began to jump around, moving left and right.

"Hold on! Hold on!"

"The genius is on the left, the madman on the right, and I am in the middle, therefore I am the emperor!"

"God is in heaven because I am on earth."

"I walk in front, and the gods follow closely behind."

"There was no daytime in the world, only endless night. But because of my awakening, the night is as bright as day!"

His legs trembled uncontrollably, as if he had Parkinson's disease; his hands moved in and out of position as if forming hand seals, tapping left and right; he wore a cocky and arrogant expression and occasionally whistled a hooligan whistle.

Simply put, it's like having an all-over itch, especially along the back, which feels like it's impossible to reach.

And just like that, the dance ended. There was a two-second silence, followed by endless cheers!

"Genius! Absolutely a genius!"

"Such beautiful music, how can I listen to it without paying? I must give away all my savings!"

"My goodness! Even the fairies in heaven must be living like this. I'm enjoying the life of a god."

"It's decided. From now on, my eyes will never be closed again. I will remember this moment forever!"

"So handsome! So cool! He's like Superman!"

All of the above are Lin Mo's fantasies.

The reality was that everyone stood there dumbfounded, completely at a loss for words. Those who knew Lin Mo covered their faces and moved away, not wanting anyone to know they knew him. Those who didn't know him just felt incredibly awkward, though I don't know why.

Just then, our goddess of wisdom, Aqua, appeared. There's a saying that goes, "If wisdom had a color, it would be blue!"

Aqua approached Lin Mo with overwhelming presence, pointed at him with a serious expression, and said, "At first I had some doubts, but now I'm sure of it, you are the Asian Dance King—Lin Mo!"

Lin Mo smiled crookedly: "Interesting, you've heard my story?"

Aqua: "Hahaha... Of course, your deeds are widely known in the divine realm. It is said that you and I have extraordinary wisdom. Today, I have truly seen more than I have heard about.

Lin Mo: "Hahaha... That's all flattery. I'm just average, only the third best in the world."

Aqua nodded and said, "That's right, you can only get third place in the world."

Lin Mo's eyes instantly turned cold, and he said, "What do you mean by this?"

He said he was only being modest when he said he was third in the world; he didn't actually mean he was third!

Aqua sneered, "Isn't my meaning clear enough? I admit you are indeed strong, but you are still no match for me. And you bastard, you just stole my job! You know I'm the one who performs for everyone every day! You took all the tips, how am I supposed to drink?"

As she spoke, Aqua became increasingly exasperated. She was enjoying her meal when suddenly someone jumped out and stole her job. How could she tolerate that?

Lin Mo laughed and said, "Since ancient times, the capable have always been in charge. I believe the audience's eyes are discerning. One is willing to give and the other is willing to take. What are you angry about? Judging from your words, you are also a dancer. Why don't we resolve this in the way we dancers do!"

Aqua's eyes instantly turned serious: "You mean to hold the legendary Dancer's Century Competition—Dance Halberd!"

Lin Mo affirmed, "That's right! It's a dance halberd battle where dancers fight with everything they have! Let everyone watching be the judges and decide whose dance is the strongest. Do you dare to accept the challenge?"

Aqua: "Hahaha... What's there to be afraid of! I have to admire your courage to actually challenge a goddess. In that case, I will use all my strength!"

Kazuma Sato suddenly spoke up: "Aqua!"

Aqua raised her hand without turning her head and said, "Don't worry about me, Kazuma. After all, I'm a goddess, I can't possibly lose!"

"Whether you win or not is none of my business! When the hell did you finish the meat on my plate?! You know, I only took one bite!"

Aqua turned her head and whistled, saying, "Who is it? It's so hard to guess! Let's not talk about that now, I still have the competition!"

Lin Mo: "Since the atmosphere has been built up to this point, let's hold a dance competition between Yukino and Rikka. You two can compete, and we two can compete."

Yukino Yukinoshita's expression changed instantly. She lowered her head and shielded everyone in front of her, but the others still managed to make way for her and turn to look at Yukino Yukinoshita and Rikka Takanashi.

Rikka Takanashi, on the other hand, seemed incredibly excited, and confidently stepped forward, saying, "Great! It's truly an honor to showcase my dance in front of so many people—or rather, a humiliation! Yukino Yukinoshita! Aren't you coming out yet, or are you already scared?!"

Yukinoshita Yukinoshita is most afraid of being provoked, because she falls for it easily. When she heard Takanashi Rikka say that she was scared, she got angry and stood up, crossed her arms and said, "Scared? I was just letting you have your way."

As soon as she finished speaking, Yukino Yukinoshita regretted it. Actually, she was quite scared. After all, if she lost face in front of so many people, she would really be in trouble with Shizuka Hiratsuka, Hachiman Hikigaya, and Kazuma Sato.

But she had already stepped forward. Her pride wouldn't allow her to back down, especially since Lin Mo was still there. Neither her possessiveness towards Lin Mo nor his seemingly idiotic aura allowed her to choose to withdraw!

Lin Mo continued, "Sigh—I have a bold idea! Since we're all here, let's not just sit around and have a competition! Let's give these natives some otherworldly shock!"

Sanae Dekomori and Satani immediately stepped forward to respond: "Indeed, since we're already here, we might as well participate in this dance competition!"

Lin Mo nodded with great satisfaction, then looked at Sato Kazuma and Hikigaya Hachiman: "You two can come along too!"

The two quickly shook their heads and stepped back, saying, "No, no, no! We won't embarrass ourselves. You two should do this!"

Lin Mo sneered, "Oh? Are you sure? Aren't you afraid I'll reveal all your dark secrets!"

Dark history?

Both of them fell into deep thought, carefully considering their own embarrassing past, and then realized that ever since they met Lin Mo, their embarrassing past seemed to have never stopped! At this point, their faces darkened even more.

Kazuma Sato said angrily, "Whose fault do you think it is that I have so many dark secrets?!"

Hachiman Hikigaya: "Ever since I met you, my dark history has never stopped. You are the real source of all evil!"

Lin Mo: "We're best friends, how could you slander me like this? I've decided, when I get back I'm going to print your embarrassing history into flyers and distribute them all over the world! No, I'm going to make sure your embarrassing history is circulated throughout the world!"

Kazuma Sato and Hachiman Hikigaya stared wide-eyed in disbelief.

How can a person be so vicious!

Chapter 151 Dance Competition! (Third Update)

Without the slightest hesitation, their eyes filled with a yearning to clear their names, the two immediately slid down to their knees and said firmly, "We'll join!"

Lin Mo quickly reached out to help the two men up, saying, "Why are you two brothers in such a state? If others see this, you'll surely become a laughingstock. Please get up quickly!"

Kazuma Sato: "Brother, thank you for sparing my life!"