Zongman: My Smart Group

Lin Mo: "What are you saying? Don't you want to know how much more we'll upset you?"

Sato Kazuichi thought so too, but did he really have to kneel down in front of everyone? Where would his dignity as a man go then?

He looked at the various beautiful girls, and finally, gritted his teeth and said, "Let's do it!"

Without further hesitation, he knelt down and asked, "And then?"

Lin Mo: "Lie down."

Sato Kazuma did as instructed, then suddenly realized something was wrong. This was like the horseback riding game he used to play as a child! Shouldn't he be carrying the beautiful girl on his back? Why was he hunching over her?!

However, for the sake of the beautiful girl, Kazuma Sato endured it.

Hachiman Hikigaya looked at Kazuma Sato with admiration. No wonder he so easily pledged his loyalty to Lin Mo; they were birds of a feather!

He has no manliness at all, unlike me, who would never kneel down easily unless absolutely necessary!

In order to get close to the beautiful girl, Kazuma Sato made an enormous sacrifice. Fortunately, it was in a closed classroom. If it were outside, he really wouldn't have been able to do it!

We're all on the same side anyway, so let's just accept the embarrassment.

Seeing Sato Kazuma get into position, Lin Mo mounted him immediately, snatched Takanashi Rikka's umbrella, and shouted, "My spear is worn down by the rain, and my warhorse is acting like a monster, but my charge is still a Don Quixote-style charge! Kill!"

Kazuma Sato shouted, "Wait a minute! Weren't we supposed to be practicing combination techniques? Why are we charging in like this? Don't slap my butt, you jerk!"

Lin Mo: "It was just an involuntary reaction. Alright, everyone else, come up too."

Upon hearing this, Kazuma Sato sensed something was wrong. Just as he was about to say something, Rikka Takanashi pounced and sat directly behind Lin Mo, almost breaking Kazuma Sato's back.

Kazuma Sato: "Damn it! If you make all of these, I'll really die!"

But Satania didn't care about any of that. She pounced and sat down as well. Sato Kazuma couldn't hold on any longer and collapsed to the ground, almost bleeding from all seven orifices from being crushed by the three of them.

That wasn't all; Sanae Dekomori also pounced over and sat behind Satania.

The seating arrangement is as follows: Lin Mo occupies the neck, Rikka Takanashi occupies the shoulders, Satani occupies the waist, and Sanae Dekomori occupies the buttocks.

Satania said with dissatisfaction, "You sadistic king, what do you mean? Everyone else was fine when they sat down, but why did you just lie down on the ground when it was my turn? Do you think I'm too heavy?!"

Sanae Tokomori: "Exactly! You actually managed to withstand this weight? Are you even a man?!"

Although he had expected it, Hachiman Hikigaya couldn't help but laugh. Sure enough, Lin Mo would torture everyone who wasn't stupid in an equal way.

Lin Mo raised an eyebrow and shouted sharply, "How could this happen! You monstrous king, what is your crime! Why are you silent? Do you have nothing to say?"

Kato Megumi walked over and gently poked Sato Kazuma's head, saying softly, "He seems a bit dead."

Chapter 145 The Potion to Make Women Look Like Girls (Fourth Update)

To be honest, it's not that Kazuma Sato is incapable. After all, he's a complete otaku and doesn't exercise much. Plus, the four of them are quite heavy, which is why they were overwhelmed by Kazuma Sato and couldn't even speak.

Upon hearing Kato Megumi's words, Yukino Yukinoshita quickly came over and said, "Get up quickly, don't let anything really happen."

Lin Mo remained unmoved and said, "Don't worry, at worst he'll just die. Anyway, my brother, the Demon King, is used to dying."

Kazuma Sato struggled to say, "No, I don't want to die!"

Lin Mo said with a smile, "Look, he's not dead yet."

Kazuma Sato, enraged, said, "Get down here right now, or I'm really going to be crushed to death by you!"

After they got up, Sato Kazuma felt incredibly sore all over; that last stomp had almost crushed him to death.

Damn it! This isn't what I expected at all! I mean, carrying all these beautiful girls on my back?! Why did they all come at once?! Shouldn't they come one by one?! How can anyone stand this?! I can't enjoy myself at all!

Now, Sato Kazuma finally understood that being a mount was no job for a human. Forget about enjoying it; he'd probably be sitting on someone's butt and dying after just a few times. If people asked him how he died, he'd have to say he was sat on by a beautiful girl—how embarrassing would that be! It seemed his previous decision was right; he had to run away as soon as possible!

After a moment, Kazuma Sato said, "I'm going to the restroom, I'll be right back."

"bite--

Sign-in task: Pull down Sato Kazuma's pants.

Task Reward: One sign-in.

Lin Mo's eyes immediately lit up. She walked over, put her arm around his neck, and said with a smile, "Isn't this a coincidence? I also need to go to the bathroom. Let's go together!"

Kazuma Sato scoffed inwardly. It seemed that the "urination escape" method wouldn't work, and he would have to find another opportunity to escape.

Watching the two figures leave, Hachiman Hikigaya looked on with pity. He was all too familiar with the smile on Lin Mo's face just now, after all, he had been fooled twice! If he had mentioned Kazuma Sato earlier, he probably would have realized what had happened.

However, the truth is that Kazuma Sato only wanted to escape and had completely forgotten what Hachiman Hikigaya had told him.

Looking at the latest mission, Lin Mo couldn't help but feel excited. He didn't know why, but he always felt particularly excited when doing such despicable things. No, how could he be despicable? This was called the bond between terrifying brothers! After all, Hachiman had experienced it twice, so he couldn't treat him differently. He had to give Kazuma two rounds!

"bite--

Sign-in task: Pull down Sato Kazuma's pants and then pull them up again.

Task Reward: First sign-in.

See, this isn't my fault. It's all the system's bad idea. It has nothing to do with me, the brilliant biotech guy. Blame the system!

Upon arriving at the restroom, Sato Kazuma used the toilet without any precautions. At that moment, all he could think about was how to escape from this place, and he didn't notice Lin Mo's unusual behavior at all!

Lin Mo chuckled mischievously and, taking advantage of Sato Kazuma releasing the floodgates, came up behind him and patted his butt.

Kazuma Sato froze instantly, his voice trembling as he asked, "What...what do you want to do?"

Lin Mo said meaningfully, "Of course I'll help you."

After saying that, he pulled down Sato Kazuma's pants with lightning speed. Sato Kazuma was completely dumbfounded and only came to his senses when the wind blew on his butt.

Kazuma Sato, enraged and embarrassed, shouted, "Lin Mo!"

Lin Mo quickly reassured him, "Sorry, sorry, it was just a joke. There's no need to rush. I'll pull your pants up for you right away."

Kazuma Sato's expression changed: "Wait!"

Lin Mo: "Let's go!"

And just like that, his pants were pulled up again in an instant. We can't say what spilled on them.

Kazuma Sato couldn't take it anymore. He turned around, grabbed a water gun, and roared at Lin Mo, "Die!"

Lin Mo turned and ran, saying as he ran, "Look at you, always in such a hurry."

A furious roar came from behind: "Lin Mo! I will never let you get away with this!"

After this incident, Lin Mo lost all interest in going back to rehearsals. After all, Sato Kazuma had wet his pants, and Lin Mo was more disgusted than he was. He sent a message in the group chat and then skipped home.

"System, sign in!"

"bite--

Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Cheating Mode (Colorful), Moe-fication Potion (Purple) ×10.

Cheating Mode (Colorful): You can treat this world like a game, and you can freely edit the code and do whatever you want.

Moe-Transformation Potion (Purple): As the name suggests, drinking it will transform you into a girl.

Upon seeing the items he received from signing in, Lin Mo's eyes widened instantly, his gaze fixed intently on the gender-bending potion, completely forgetting about the colorful cheat mode. Anyway, he had plenty of strength; this was just for fun!

After confirming the item descriptions several times, Lin Mo couldn't help but raise his hand and cheer, "Great! I have to hurry back and treat Hachiman to a drink to apologize for what I did before!"

And so, Lin Mo, who had just stepped out of the school gate, immediately turned back and ran back to the Service Department without stopping. Fortunately, he returned quickly, and everyone was there!

Seeing Lin Mo suddenly appear, Sato Kazuma could no longer contain himself and rushed over. Lin Mo twisted his waist and dodged him, saying, "Wait a minute! I am extremely sorry for what I did before! Didn't I come here specifically to apologize?"

Kazuma Sato was only focused on revenge: "We'll talk about that later. Now, give me your life!"

Hachiman Hikigaya knew what was going on the moment Kazuma Sato walked in, since the wet stains on his pants were too obvious. So he stayed to watch the show. It was precisely because he had experienced the same thing that he especially hoped that others would be affected as well.

Sato Kazuma was no match for Lin Mo. After dodging a few times, Lin Mo stopped indulging him and directly suppressed him: "Seriously, it was just pulling down your pants. Is it necessary to get so angry? Besides, I still pulled them up for you in the end, didn't I?"

I actually said it!

Kazuma Sato looked around in a somewhat panicked manner, and sure enough, everyone present had a look of suppressed laughter on their faces. His embarrassing past had been completely exposed!

The light in Sato Kazuma's eyes faded, and he said weakly, "Kill me, I don't want to live anymore! *gulp*"

Lin Mo pulled Sato Kazuma up, patted the dust off him, and said, "You're my best friend, how could I possibly kill you? Besides, if it's just a joke between friends, is it necessary to seek death? Hachiman went through the same thing, and he's still alive and well as if nothing happened."

Hachiman Hikigaya, who was watching the drama unfold, froze. Oh no, he'd gotten himself into the mess.

Seeing everyone's gazes, Hachiman Hikigaya immediately denied it, saying, "That's not true, he's just making things up!"

At this moment, Kazuma Sato remembered Hachiman Hikigaya's initial instructions to him and immediately regretted his past actions! It turned out that Hachiman Hikigaya had reminded him from the beginning, but he had simply not paid attention.

Kazuma Sato wished he could go back in time and slap himself twice. Why hadn't he taken it to heart back then?

Chapter 146 My Innocence (Fourth Update)

However, since Hachiman Hikigaya has also experienced something similar, then he shouldn't be rude. After all, it's better for two people to die than for one to die.

I'm sorry, Hikigaya-senpai. You are a good senior, but I am not a good junior!

Kazuma Sato immediately said, "Hachiman-senpai, if you didn't experience this, why did you warn me in the first place?"

Hachiman Hikigaya's expression changed. He had considered many possibilities, but he never expected that Kazuma Sato would betray him. After all, he had given him a lot of advice! Could there really be such an ungrateful person in the world?

Faced with Hachiman Hikigaya's shocked gaze, Kazuma Sato calmly met his eyes: Hikigaya-senpai, don't be afraid, I'll be with you!

Hachiman Hikigaya: Don't drag me down with you, you bastard! Is this how you respect your seniors?

Kazuma Sato: Isn't it our tradition to overthrow one's superior?

Seeing the passionate gaze between the two, Lin Mo couldn't help but sigh. Although he knew that Hachiman Hikigaya was gay, he had always thought that he was in love with Saika Totsuka. He never expected that Kazuma Sato would suddenly appear and steal his love away.

This is outrageous! As Hachiman's best friend, I have to do something about it! I've decided, I'll turn them both into women and send them to Totsuka Saika as her harem!

Thinking about this, Lin Mo couldn't help but marvel at himself for being such a good person. To maintain the friendship between his best friends, he was willing to expend two purple items. He was truly amazing!

Lin Mo cleared his throat twice and said, "You don't need to argue anymore. I admit that I did something indescribable to you, and I am extremely sorry for that. To make up for my mistake, I'll give you this bottle of ultimate potion. After drinking it, you will immediately have huge breasts... cough cough, Pava!"

Lin Mo took out two bottles of pale gold potion and handed them to the two people respectively.

Neither of them reached out to take it. Instead, they took several steps back in perfect unison, looking at Lin Mo with wary expressions. Now that things had come to this, they would never believe a single lie Lin Mo told them!

Lin Mo said with a smile, "Why are you all backing away? Why aren't you drinking? Hurry up and drink!"

Hachiman Hikigaya: "You should keep this good stuff for yourself; we can't afford to enjoy it."

Lin Mo: "It's alright, it's alright. I have plenty of this stuff. You guys are my best friends after all. I can't let you suffer, so come and have a drink."

Kazuma Sato: "No, no, no, I'm just a mount. You should leave me to the other members of the Three-Headed Six-Armed Group! I'm sure they'd be happy to be your guinea pigs."

Rikka Takanashi clung to Lin Mo's arm, staring intently at the potion, and said, "That's right, Three-Headed One, you should drink this potion! I promise to be loyal to you!"

Satania, clinging to Lin Mo's other arm, said, "That's right, that's right. Giving them to those two pieces of trash is not as good as giving them to this great demon. Once I obtain the ultimate power, ruling the world will be a piece of cake!"

Sanae Tokomori hugged Lin Mo from behind and said, "Give me one too. I know we can better help Master and Emperor Mo!"

Having just witnessed Lin Mo's power, they naturally believed his words without a doubt. Hearing that they could gain ultimate power simply by drinking this potion, they all rushed over immediately. They were so eager to improve!

Rikka Takanashi and Sanae Dekomori, needless to say, are essentially chuunibyou (delusional teenagers) and cannot resist the attraction of supernatural forces. Satania, on the other hand, can't even beat a dog, let alone have her ultimate goal of defeating Gabriel, so they both crave the potion in Lin Mo's possession.

Lin Mo's body stiffened, and he shoved them all away, saying irritably, "What are you girls meddling for? If you were guys, I'd let you drink it, but the problem is you're girls. This potion only works on men."

Rikka Takanashi exclaimed in disbelief, "How is this possible!"

Lin Mo: "That's the truth. Kazuma, Hachiman, what are you waiting for? Come and drink this ultimate potion!"

Things have changed! Lin Mo has actually changed how he addresses them! This makes them even more certain that Lin Mo harbors ill intentions, and they become even more vigilant.

Seeing that they were unmoved, Lin Mo had no choice but to drink a bottle himself. Then he said with a smile, "Look, I've already drunk a bottle, and there are absolutely no side effects. I just feel an endless surge of power surging through my heart! Come on, act it out and taste it with me!"

The two still shook their heads and refused.

Lin Mo's tone gradually became unfriendly, even somewhat agitated: "Drink up, drink up! Why aren't you drinking! Damn it, you all drink up!"

Even Yui Yuigahama could tell that Lin Mo had ill intentions, so the two of them decided to run away.

Yukino Yukinoshita sighed and said, "Lin Mo, your current state is like Sima Zhao's intentions, which are obvious to everyone. There's no need to force them to change their minds."

Seeing that his act had been exposed, Lin Mo immediately decided to stop pretending: "Fine, it's not appropriate for either of us, so I'll stop pretending. This potion is actually a feminization potion. As long as you drink it, you will immediately become a busty beauty. You have to drink it today, whether you like it or not!"

Rikka Takanashi: "!!!"

Yukinoshita Yukino: "!!!"